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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on December 31, 2005, 05:09:00 PM

Title: Mega Turd
Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2005, 05:09:00 PM
I was in a very big nice elegant host home. Upstairs they had an extra bathroom with just a sink and a toilet. We were all upstairs, all 5 of us. Four of us on 1st phase. All of a sudden a 1st phaser had to go to the bathroom, so we all piled in. It was a small bathroom for all of us. The person sits down on the toilet while we are all face to face with eachother in this tiny bathroom. The bathroom starts to stink like you wouldnt believe. She gets done and we are all quick to leave the bathroom, but when she flushes, the turd is so big that it wouldnt go down so we all giggle and the 2nd phaser takes us all to the kitchen. She makes the one who left the turd in the toilet get a kitchen knife. We all go back to this lil cramped tiny bathroom. She makes her cut the turd in half and we are all so grossed out that we turn and gag. After she gets the turd to go down, we all go back to the kitchen. She makes the 1st phaser wash the knife.
Title: Mega Turd
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2006, 04:02:00 PM
Most of us have our defecation horror stories. They're the most telling stories of them all because so deeply personal and humiliating. Probably thousands of them could be compiled, edited for clarity, and published for people to read. The loss of privacy during defecation demonstrates the worst in daily operations planning, the lowest of the low in routine behavior modification. It is perhaps the most shameful practice the program's designers could have ever inflicted upon thousands of us. And they're still getting away with it.
Title: Mega Turd
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2006, 05:07:00 PM
You could say that they're full of shit.
Title: Mega Turd
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2006, 05:57:00 PM
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On 2006-01-02 14:07:00, Anonymous wrote:

"You could say that they're full of shit."
:lol:
Title: Mega Turd
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2006, 06:18:00 PM
Was the chick that took the monster shit obese?
Title: Mega Turd
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2006, 06:33:00 PM
Nope, she was not obese!
Title: Mega Turd
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2006, 06:41:00 PM
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On 2006-01-02 15:33:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Nope, she was not obese! "
Did she have to clean the shitty knife? Or someone else??
Title: Mega Turd
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2006, 06:43:00 PM
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On 2006-01-02 15:41:00, Anonymous wrote:

Did she have to clean the shitty knife? Or someone else??"
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Last line of the first post in this thread.
Title: Mega Turd
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2006, 06:47:00 PM
No one threw up!? OMG thats fucking disgusting babe!
Title: Mega Turd
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2006, 08:46:00 PM
Was it firm?
Title: Mega Turd
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2006, 10:20:00 PM
smooth and creamy.
Title: Mega Turd
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2006, 10:30:00 PM
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On 2006-01-02 19:20:00, Anonymous wrote:

"smooth and creamy."
hahahaaaa!!! I prefer thick and solid, and ever so slightly nutty :eek:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Mega Turd
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2006, 10:44:00 PM
yeah, that would have been better.