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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: The Elan Reporter on December 19, 2005, 07:54:00 AM

Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: The Elan Reporter on December 19, 2005, 07:54:00 AM
On my first day of gang bangin Greg Gruz gave to me.

A forty ounce of O.E.

On my second day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me,

1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my third day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

An Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my forth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

Keys to his Isuzu
An Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my fifth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my sixth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me

2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my seventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my eighth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my ninth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my tenth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my eleventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt
A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On the twelveth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

3 golden teeth
A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt
A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.


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Author of: "The Way of the Kruglik"[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-12-19 05:01 ]
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: The Elan Reporter on December 19, 2005, 07:55:00 AM
Greg's got 2 turntables and a microphone

Where ya at Dawg?  
Where ya at Dawg?  

Cruz got 2 turntables and a microphone

Gregory Cruz.  
Gregory Cruz.  

His Isuzu pup is dope and bad to da bone

Where's cruz at  
Where's cruz at  

Greg's got 2 turntables and a microphone

Blue du-rags.
Blue du-rags.

Cruz got 2 turntables and a microphone

And a flat nose.  
And a flat nose.  

2 turntables and a microphone
2 blue du-rags and a cellular phone  
Drinking 40's and smokin bones  
Rappin on da mic while he sings this song  
Brings lots of street whores to his home  

Where's Cruz at?
Where's Cruz at?
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: The Elan Reporter on December 19, 2005, 07:56:00 AM
Greg Cruz the flat nose gangsta
had a very flat nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say its gross

All of the other gangsta
used to laugh and call him names
they wouldn't let Greg Cruz
play any gangsta games

Then one foggy drive by night
Flava Flav came to say
Greg Cruz with your nose so flat
won't you drive my Isuzu pup tonight

Then all the gangsta's respected him
they shoplifted Greg some O.E.
Greg Cruz the flat nose gangsta
you will go down in history.
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: The Elan Reporter on December 19, 2005, 07:57:00 AM
Buffalo penis's roasting on an open fire
Marty Kruglik nipping at a young boys crouch
I.M.R chants being chanted by a Indian Mongoloid
And Kruglik dressed up like a Buffalo

Everyone knows some hi yuh yuh and buffalo
helps to make the I.M.R. bright
Tiny tots with their penis's sticking out
will find their way in Marty's mouth

They know that Marty is a pediphile
He's raped lots of Buffalo and young boys today
And every mothers child is going to ask why
Marty Kruglik likes to molest guys

And so Marty is offering this simple phrase
hi yuh yuh yuh,hi yuh yuh yuh yuh
me suh like buffalo and me suh gay
a very hi yuh yuh yuh to you
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: Mister Pink on December 19, 2005, 09:46:00 AM
There is simply not an emoticon to express how much I am laughing out loud in a crowded and otherwise silent computer lab!!!

 :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :tup:

word lyfe to da hiyuh Reporter!!!
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: Mister Pink on December 19, 2005, 11:59:00 AM
Angels, from da realms o' glory,
Wing yo' flight o'er all da earth;
Ye, who sang creation'sstory,
Now proclaim Messiah'sbirth:
Come an' worship,
Come an' worship
Worship Christ, da new-born King.

Shepherds in da field abiding,
Watching o'er yo' flocks by night,
God wiff nig iz now residing;
Yonder shines da infant Light:

Sages, jet yo' contemplations,
Brighter visions beam afar:
Seek da great Desire o' nations;
Ye gots seen his natal star:

Saints 'bfoe da altar bending,
Watching long in hope an' fear,
Suddenly da Lord, descending,
In his temple shall appear.
what 'chew trippin foo'
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: The Elan Reporter on December 19, 2005, 01:09:00 PM
Not a bad job if I do say so myself.
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2005, 01:41:00 PM
Quote
On 2005-12-19 10:09:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:

"Not a bad job if I do say so myself.
"
Excellent job, keep em comin nigga :lol:
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: The Elan Reporter on December 22, 2005, 11:33:00 AM
Quote
On 2005-12-19 04:54:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:

"On my first day of gang bangin Greg Gruz gave to me.



A forty ounce of O.E.



On my second day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me,



1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On my third day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.



An Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On my forth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.



Keys to his Isuzu

An Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On my fifth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.



2 blue du-rags

keys to his Isuzu

an Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On my sixth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me



2 cans of spray paint

2 blue du-rags

keys to his Isuzu

an Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On my seventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.



A pair of brass knuckles

2 cans of spray paint

2 blue du-rags

keys to his Isuzu

an Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On my eighth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.



some methamphetamine

a pair of brass knuckles

2 cans of spray paint

2 blue du-rags

keys to his Isuzu

an Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On my ninth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.



some stolen bling bling

some methamphetamine

a pair of brass knuckles

2 cans of spray paint

2 blue du-rags

keys to his Isuzu

an Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On my tenth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.



A Flava Flav DVD

some stolen bling bling

some methamphetamine

a pair of brass knuckles

2 cans of spray paint

2 blue du-rags

keys to his Isuzu

an Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On my eleventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.



A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt

A Flava Flav DVD

some stolen bling bling

some methamphetamine

a pair of brass knuckles

2 cans of spray paint

2 blue du-rags

keys to his Isuzu

an Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.



On the twelveth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.



3 golden teeth

A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt

A Flava Flav DVD

some stolen bling bling

some methamphetamine

a pair of brass knuckles

2 cans of spray paint

2 blue du-rags

keys to his Isuzu

an Oozie 9mm

1 switchblade knife

and a forty ounce of O.E.





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Brought to you by The Elan Reporter, the only reliable source for all your up to date Elan happenings.



Author of: "The Way of the Kruglik"[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-12-19 05:01 ]"


LMAO,Damn am I good! This is just way too funny of a song.
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: Anonymous on December 22, 2005, 03:01:00 PM
bunch of very fucked up little kids
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: Mister Pink on December 23, 2005, 12:48:00 PM
you. quiet. now.

hiyuhhiyhuhiyuh
and a 40 ounce
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: The Elan Reporter on January 22, 2006, 10:59:00 AM
Back to the top for all my fans.
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: Anonymous on January 22, 2006, 03:23:00 PM
Quote
On 2006-01-22 07:59:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:

"Back to the top for all my fans.
"

So this is your big excitement for the day !
WE are all looking up to you !!!  What a cool guy.
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: The Elan Reporter on January 22, 2006, 09:32:00 PM
Quote
On 2006-01-22 12:23:00, Anonymous wrote:

"
Quote

On 2006-01-22 07:59:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:


"Back to the top for all my fans.

"


So this is your big excitement for the day !

WE are all looking up to you !!!  What a cool guy."


Well you sure read it. Dumbass.
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2006, 05:35:00 AM
this is great ... A person of adult age,talking to himself.Happy to demoralize another,thenthen then  talking to himself again.Iof
If could be like Dave......
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2006, 09:03:00 AM
Quote
On 2006-01-23 02:35:00, Anonymous wrote:

"this is great ... A person of adult age,talking to himself.Happy to demoralize another,thenthen then  talking to himself again.Iof

If could be like Dave......"


"thenthen then  talking to himself again"

Real nice Artie, were you all liquored up when you wrote that response as well? Or has your mind rotted to the next level?
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2006, 09:06:00 AM
On my first day of gang bangin Greg Gruz gave to me.

A forty ounce of O.E.

On my second day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me,

1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my third day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

An Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my forth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

Keys to his Isuzu
An Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my fifth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my sixth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me

2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my seventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my eighth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my ninth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my tenth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On my eleventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt
A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.

On the twelveth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.

3 golden teeth
A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt
A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2006, 10:29:00 AM
your right ... typing skills @ 5 am ( anytime for that matter) suck. Though I could really care less what you think at any time.Your rantings only make me feel grateful that I am not you. your not funny and actually quite a bore. Most of the people that come here are adults.Nothing you post or type could make any difference at all.
Your a child hiding behind your keyboard spewing hate.Hardly worth the energy to answer too,but your so predictable,that I get a laugh outa your childish posts.So I thank you for that.oh and
Go fuck yourself,its the only sex(outside of farm animals) your ever gonna get.
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2006, 10:54:00 AM
I like his posts, they are quite humorous. If you don't like them then don't fucking read them & quit fucking complaining like some whiny little bitch. I'll bet he 'gets more' than you do since he has more of a sense of humor and sounds a bit more creative and intelligent than you are. Fuck off.
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2006, 11:04:00 AM
Quote
On 2006-01-23 07:54:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I like his posts, they are quite humorous. If you don't like them then don't fucking read them & quit fucking complaining like some whiny little bitch. I'll bet he 'gets more' than you do since he has more of a sense of humor and sounds a bit more creative and intelligent than you are. Fuck off."


 :smile:  :smile:  :lol:
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2006, 11:13:00 AM
nice try
but you didnt fool anyone
try getting support for your insanity from someone other than yourself
or.....
you can talk to yourself.. its not like we havent all seen this before
Is it true that all the cows in your town are stump broke?
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2006, 11:15:00 AM
Quote
On 2006-01-23 08:13:00, Anonymous wrote:

"nice try

but you didnt fool anyone

try getting support for your insanity from someone other than yourself

or.....

you can talk to yourself.. its not like we havent all seen this before

Is it true that all the cows in your town are stump broke?"


 :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2006, 11:29:00 AM
Quote
On 2006-01-23 08:13:00, Anonymous wrote:

"nice try

but you didnt fool anyone

try getting support for your insanity from someone other than yourself

or.....

you can talk to yourself.. its not like we havent all seen this before

Is it true that all the cows in your town are stump broke?"

That wasn't him, asshole, it was me. Frank.
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2006, 11:35:00 AM
oh ok .. now i am convinced.Cuz noone here would ever do or say anything that wasnt truthful
Go play your little games with someone else
oh and was the asshole comment supposed to hurt?
havent you figured it out yet? Your the asshole!
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2006, 11:40:00 AM
Wrong, art. I'm not the Reporter..sorry.
Title: The Greg Cruz songs
Post by: Anonymous on January 23, 2006, 02:40:00 PM
Hey Vodak pisser? Yea you Artie? Still urinating Vodka in public phone booths? :lol:  :lol: