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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: dragonfly on December 15, 2005, 10:10:00 AM

Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: dragonfly on December 15, 2005, 10:10:00 AM
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Antigen on December 15, 2005, 10:51:00 AM
Wha??  :eek: Leme look around a bit.

...it does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds..

--Samuel Adams

Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Anonymous on December 15, 2005, 11:27:00 AM
Prolly just out gettin' his johnson worked on by various females who post here. Come to think of it, where are webcrawler and ep? ncl? hmmmnn... :lol:
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Nonconformistlaw on December 15, 2005, 12:02:00 PM
Huh? Did someone mention my name? :scared:
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Antigen on December 15, 2005, 01:17:00 PM
Well, he's not down in the basement w/ the hitchhikers. Leme try his phone...

We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.
-- Ben Franklin At the signing of the Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776.

Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: dragonfly on December 15, 2005, 01:31:00 PM
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: webcrawler on December 15, 2005, 01:52:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 10:31:00, dragonfly wrote:

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On 2005-12-15 09:02:00, Nonconformistlaw wrote:


"Huh? Did someone mention my name? :scared: "




that is just a crying travesty against nature, life is short, women should not have to do without!!!"


Are you volunteering your services to be a Fornit's Stud, Dragonfly?  :wink:
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: dragonfly on December 15, 2005, 02:05:00 PM
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Nonconformistlaw on December 15, 2005, 02:22:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 11:05:00, dragonfly wrote:

"Well, obviously someone is going to have to come forward and make that sacrifice, strictly for the well being of the applicable women of course."

WHAT??? And jeopardize my status as a born again virgin?  :rofl:  :rofl:
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Troll Control on December 15, 2005, 02:23:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 09:02:00, Nonconformistlaw wrote:

"Huh? Did someone mention my name? :scared: "
What a crying SHAME.  We need to get you fixed up, baby.     :wink:
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Nonconformistlaw on December 15, 2005, 02:26:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 11:25:00, Soul Survivor wrote:

"Yeah, she really oughta get in on that orgy. :scared:  :lol:
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Fr. Cassian on December 15, 2005, 02:31:00 PM
You filthy degenerates should leave this girl ALONE. She's trying to keep with the ways of the Lord.
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Post by: Troll Control on December 15, 2005, 02:32:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 11:26:00, Nonconformistlaw wrote:

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On 2005-12-15 11:25:00, Soul Survivor wrote:


"Yeah, she really oughta get in on that orgy. :scared:  :lol: "
C'mon...You know you don't want to wear that silly looking habit!  That alone is enough reason to give in and give it up!
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: fuckbuddy on December 15, 2005, 02:35:00 PM
Actually, I LIKE doing it with girls that dress in nun's habits...and wield WHIPS! ::blushing::
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: webcrawler on December 15, 2005, 02:36:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 11:05:00, dragonfly wrote:

"Well, obviously someone is going to have to come forward and make that sacrifice, strictly for the well being of the applicable women of course. But I have all these hang-ups around love, monogomy, commitment, etc.... I might not be the best candidate, I tend to sob after one night stands.      
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What about a 4 night a month type of deal?  :rofl: That's in the middle of a one night stand and a committment. I'm sure there are plenty of lonely fornits women around here that would appreciate a man crying over them and appreciate monogamy. :wink:

Committments feel like suffocation to me, but I've still been known to cry as well.
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: dragonfly on December 15, 2005, 02:38:00 PM
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: fuckbuddy on December 15, 2005, 02:40:00 PM
Really..? And here I was under the impression that the fornits' girls were among the most desired on the planet..
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Post by: Nonconformistlaw on December 15, 2005, 02:40:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 11:23:00, Dysfunction Junction wrote:

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On 2005-12-15 09:02:00, Nonconformistlaw wrote:

"Huh? Did someone mention my name? :scared: "

What a crying SHAME.  We need to get you fixed up, baby.     :wave: What a pleasure to hear from you again!  :wink:
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Post by: webcrawler on December 15, 2005, 02:42:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 11:40:00, Soul Survivor wrote:

"Really..? And here I was under the impression that the fornits' girls were among the most desired on the planet.."


Oh they are! However that doesn't mean they want to be with just anyone.
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: fuckbuddy on December 15, 2005, 02:43:00 PM
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Committments feel like suffocation to me

Not necessarily to me, but I hear you. It's just that I would fucking Sell My Soul for the right girl!  :smokin:

Nothing wrong with commitment -- unless it involves a rubber room.. :lol:
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: dragonfly on December 15, 2005, 02:44:00 PM
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: fuckbuddy on December 15, 2005, 02:45:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 11:42:00, webcrawler wrote:

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On 2005-12-15 11:40:00, Soul Survivor wrote:


"Really..? And here I was under the impression that the fornits' girls were among the most desired on the planet.."


Oh they are!

So why are they lonely then?? Cut to the chase. I've never heard of a desirable woman that's lonely.
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Nonconformistlaw on December 15, 2005, 02:46:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 11:32:00, Dysfunction Junction wrote:

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On 2005-12-15 11:26:00, Nonconformistlaw wrote:
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On 2005-12-15 11:25:00, Soul Survivor wrote:

"Yeah, she really oughta get in on that orgy. :scared:  :???:
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: dragonfly on December 15, 2005, 02:48:00 PM
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Troll Control on December 15, 2005, 02:51:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 11:46:00, Nonconformistlaw wrote:

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On 2005-12-15 11:26:00, Nonconformistlaw wrote:
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On 2005-12-15 11:25:00, Soul Survivor wrote:


"Yeah, she really oughta get in on that orgy. :scared:  :smile:
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Post by: webcrawler on December 15, 2005, 02:53:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 11:43:00, Soul Survivor wrote:

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Committments feel like suffocation to me

Not necessarily to me, but I hear you. It's just that I would fucking Sell My Soul for the right girl!  :smokin:



Nothing wrong with commitment -- unless it involves a rubber room.. :lol:"


Please tell what is "the right girl".

Long ago I thought this way about finding the "right guy", but these last few years I'm not thinking in absolute terms as much. All that soul mate and true love thing seems like a farce.
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: fuckbuddy on December 15, 2005, 02:55:00 PM
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Please tell what is "the right girl".

Some other time -- I'm expecting a call and wanna get the hell offa here for now. You know the right one when they come along. There's really ain't no explaining it beyond that anyway.
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Nonconformistlaw on December 15, 2005, 02:55:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 11:35:00, Soul Survivor wrote:

"Actually, I LIKE doing it with girls that dress in nun's habits...and wield WHIPS! ::blushing::"

Hmmm...tempting.........
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Post by: fuckbuddy on December 15, 2005, 02:56:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 11:55:00, Nonconformistlaw wrote:

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On 2005-12-15 11:35:00, Soul Survivor wrote:


"Actually, I LIKE doing it with girls that dress in nun's habits...and wield WHIPS! ::blushing::"


Hmmm...tempting........."

Really?
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Post by: Troll Control on December 15, 2005, 02:56:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 11:53:00, webcrawler wrote:

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On 2005-12-15 11:43:00, Soul Survivor wrote:


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Committments feel like suffocation to me



Not necessarily to me, but I hear you. It's just that I would fucking Sell My Soul for the right girl!  :smokin:





Nothing wrong with commitment -- unless it involves a rubber room.. :smokin:
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Nonconformistlaw on December 15, 2005, 02:57:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 11:31:00, Fr. Cassian wrote:

"You filthy degenerates should leave this girl ALONE. She's trying to keep with the ways of the Lord.

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Oh, the things that can be done on an altar!  :lol: Too bad you are a filthy degenerate yourself Fr. Cassian!
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Anonymous on December 15, 2005, 02:58:00 PM
NICE!
-Soul Survivor
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Post by: webcrawler on December 15, 2005, 02:59:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 11:45:00, Soul Survivor wrote:

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On 2005-12-15 11:40:00, Soul Survivor wrote:



"Really..? And here I was under the impression that the fornits' girls were among the most desired on the planet.."




Oh they are!

So why are they lonely then?? Cut to the chase. I've never heard of a desirable woman that's lonely. "


Oh hell I was actually being sarcastic. Everything in this place always turns into something deep and philosopical.  :wink:

I guess my desirabilty went down to zero as I'm lonely at times even while around others.
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Post by: Troll Control on December 15, 2005, 03:00:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 11:40:00, Nonconformistlaw wrote:

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On 2005-12-15 11:23:00, Dysfunction Junction wrote:


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On 2005-12-15 09:02:00, Nonconformistlaw wrote:


"Huh? Did someone mention my name? :scared: "


What a crying SHAME.  We need to get you fixed up, baby.     :wave: What a pleasure to hear from you again!  :wink: "
Oh, I assure you, the pleasure's all mine.  Just like if we were doing it!! :lol:
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Anonymous on December 15, 2005, 03:02:00 PM
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I guess my desirabilty went down to zero

I doubt that...you've got mail.
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Nonconformistlaw on December 15, 2005, 03:02:00 PM
Commitment to have sex on a regular basis or commitment to stay a born again virgin? Choices, choices...... :rofl:  :rofl:
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Post by: webcrawler on December 15, 2005, 03:03:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 11:56:00, Dysfunction Junction wrote:

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On 2005-12-15 11:43:00, Soul Survivor wrote:



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Committments feel like suffocation to me



Not necessarily to me, but I hear you. It's just that I would fucking Sell My Soul for the right girl!  :smokin:







Nothing wrong with commitment -- unless it involves a rubber room.. :smokin:
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Generally I'm not into smooth talkers, but damn this is one hell of a line! You got game!
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Post by: webcrawler on December 15, 2005, 03:06:00 PM
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I guess my desirabilty went down to zero


I doubt that...you've got mail."



Well hot damn!!!! Spread some more juicy stuff about me around. Referring to visting Johnsons.

This better be some damn good mail!
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Post by: Troll Control on December 15, 2005, 03:17:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 12:03:00, webcrawler wrote:

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On 2005-12-15 11:43:00, Soul Survivor wrote:




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Committments feel like suffocation to me




Not necessarily to me, but I hear you. It's just that I would fucking Sell My Soul for the right girl!  :smokin:









Nothing wrong with commitment -- unless it involves a rubber room.. :smokin:

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Generally I'm not into smooth talkers, but damn this is one hell of a line! You got game!"
:wink:  I still got it...  Just didn't know it until now.  Thanks, sweetie...
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: dragonfly on December 15, 2005, 05:23:00 PM
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Post by: Nonconformistlaw on December 15, 2005, 05:32:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 14:23:00, dragonfly wrote:

"Well, had to go take a cold shower after all those fantasies.


But seriously folks, anybody heard from Pirate since Sunday?"

He posted on the forum a couple days ago.
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Withdraw on December 15, 2005, 11:20:00 PM
Any word yet?
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Anonymous on December 16, 2005, 10:23:00 AM
Yeah, not to worry, wd. He's alive and well and getting his bone smoked by a couple of the hotties from this board. He asked me to tell yous.
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: dragonfly on December 16, 2005, 12:02:00 PM
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Anonymous on December 16, 2005, 02:17:00 PM
-the women are saying that Pirate's been fucking them like a stallion though.
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Post by: Withdraw on December 16, 2005, 04:54:00 PM
Way to go, Pirate! Now let's all take a bubble bath!
I hope w/e it is Pirate is doing.. he is feeling the same, Alive! and Free![ This Message was edited by: Withdraw on 2006-02-28 23:17 ]
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Post by: Antigen on December 16, 2005, 09:07:00 PM
:nworthy:
http://fornits.com/quotes.php?rno=771 (http://fornits.com/quotes.php?rno=771)

Fresh beauty opens one's eyes wherever it is really seen, but the very abundance and completeness of the common beauty that besets our steps prevents its being absorbed and appreciated. It is a good thing, therefore, to make short excursions now and then to the bottom of the sea among dulse and coral, or up among the clouds on mountain-tops, or in balloons, or even to creep like worms into dark holes and caverns underground, not only to learn something of what is going on in those out-of-the-way places, but to see better what the sun sees on our return to common everyday beauty.
-- John Muir

Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Anonymous on December 16, 2005, 11:57:00 PM
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On 2005-12-15 10:17:00, Antigen wrote:

"Well, he's  not down in the basement w/ the hitchhikers. Leme try his phone



Ya know, he's {my husband) still asking about that!!!  What were you doing in somebody's basement entertaining a bunch of hitchhikers??(kidding) :wink:  :wink:  :wink: He's probably having one helluva FiestaWare party! :wink:  :lol:  Go Pirate!!!
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Antigen on December 17, 2005, 05:30:00 PM
Heh heh heh... Ya' know, they're getting lethargic again. And ya' can't feed `em or they get uppity an all. So it looks like we'll be going out on another run to replenish the stock.

There is so much in the bible against which every insinct of my being rebels, so much so that I regret the necessity which has compelled me to read it through from beginning to end. I do not think that the knowledge I have gained of its history and sources compensates me for the unpleasant details it has forced upon my attention.
--Helen Keller, American lecturer

Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: dragonfly on December 17, 2005, 11:23:00 PM
Title: Anybody know if Pirate is still alive and out of jail?
Post by: Antigen on December 18, 2005, 01:26:00 AM
Oh, I doesn't picks em. I just trolls the byways looking for hapless, hopeless souls. Ya know, just like any good cult leader.

Never underestimate the power of the status quo...America's schools are part of government, subject to public whim and will.  By and large, we have the kind of schools that people want. While they acknowledge the need for improvement, in other people's schools, most American are reasonably content with their own.
--Former public school superintendent Ronald J. Perry, 1992.



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