Fornits
Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on December 07, 2005, 07:39:00 PM
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Lets try something different..
All in favor of Jordan and his many anon screen names being banned for his grotesque,racist,and all around asshole behavior
Simply say yeah
All that want to look at and read his insanity
say nayyy
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nay, he keeps it interesting, although I hate the goddamn kid
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art called that one too
Your not foolin anyone jordy,do you think we are all as stupid/and or sick as you.
Must be pretty lonely to have to type responses to yourself...
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I swear to god that post AND this post is NOT Jordan. I just think he keeps shit goin sometimes, but, like I stated before, I do hate the little faggot..
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HE HE HE RIGHT
ALL ABOUT ART
SICK LITTLE BOY
ANYONE CAN NOW SEE AN IP
THANKS ART
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You are seriously a fuckin idiot dude, but thats fine, call me jordan if it makes you happy, cunt lips
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and this whole "tracing an IP" REALLY GAY, AND FUCKIN STUPID OK? What state am I in right now, its a bunch of fuckin gay bullshit, so suck a dick there, turkey nuts
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Whats my IP? :scared: :scared: HAHAHAAAA!!! WOW, YOU CAN SEE A FEW NUMBERS, WOW!!!! Guys are getting really fuckin gay over here man
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And my name is Mark Andretti, so fuck yourself..Im not trying to hide from any of you pricks. IP addy's, wow!!!! hahahaaaa :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Any relation to Mario or Michael?
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perfect... thanks
.all in favor of this anon idiot being banned ?>??
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I do. Get his stupidness off this site. ::rocker:: ::both::
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stop allowing these idiots to invade the goodness in our hearts... BAN THEM
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They are distant relatives, I hardley know them.
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you have no heart jj
get your bracelets fro myour local sherriff dept yet?
Maybe they are waiting to build a bigger case.Either way ... stick a fork in ya ... your done
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You know what I really want in a girl?
ME..
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On 2005-12-08 12:35:00, Anonymous wrote:
"You know what I really want in a girl?
ME.."
Thats some funny shit man! :lol:
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This message board is fucking crazy! But I like it :lol:
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anons trying to ban anons. ::bangin::
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Hahahaa!!! Excellent point Syn!
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SyN IS A GOOD GUY ON THIS BOARD, ONE OF THE FEW, INCLUDNG ARTMAN AND SCREAAN, MOST ANONS ARE COMPLETE MORONS
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Ya know who I really miss? JNAILZ, that guy was so incredibly brave and gutsy, that his absence from the board is a real knife through the heart for me. Did he end up getting banned or something? because I haven't seen his smiling face around for quite awhile...
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JNAILZ is a nigger, glad he's gone
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Can we stop with the Nigger shit ?!
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On 2005-12-09 08:45:00, artman11111 wrote:
"File your complaints with the fcc and or your local sherriff dept
Jordan Eisman
His name will be familiar to them"
Jordan Eisman AKA State number 14-25574-886
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On 2005-12-09 07:40:00, screann wrote:
"Can we stop with the Nigger shit ?!"
Yea, niggers are cool with me :wink:
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On 2005-12-09 12:32:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-12-09 08:45:00, artman11111 wrote:
"File your complaints with the fcc and or your local sherriff dept
Jordan Eisman
His name will be familiar to them"
Jordan Eisman AKA State number 14-25574-886"
Actually,funny as that post is,He is facing several federal beefs.JJ is gonna need to call daddy on this one.37 federal statutes,153 state laws broken thus far... and still counting.
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Jordan, just put the gun in yor mouth and pull, it's a lot less painful than Tyrone's dick in your ass
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cant hurt jj, he's taken many a dick in the ..well ya know
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On 2005-12-09 14:17:00, Anonymous wrote:
"cant hurt jj, he's taken many a dick in the ..well ya know"
:lol: :lol:
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sa-matter jj
not so prolific these days
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave:
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its jordan eisman lol, art you sur r wierd man
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Eisman, go choke to death on a chicken bone, quickly!
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is it weird like... Hated by most,post disgusting pornagraphy,pissoff every one i come in contact with? or is it weird like something else ?
You must be very proud of yourself.
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Here are some tips (hee hee, pun intended) for truly making love to your partners penis:
1) Grab his cock hard and suck it hard. Let him tell you if it's too hard. Don't be afraid you will hurt him. Have you ever seen a man jack off??? You think he's going to seriously hurt himself. LOL. He yanks that thing and pulls it so hard, you think he is going to pull it off!!!
2) Make noises like "mmmmm" or moan when you take it into your mouth. He will feel like he is a yummy lollipop as you slurp his love muscle. He is thinking to himself, "Oh she just loves my cock," and this excites him unbelievably. Remember,
you are sucking his EGO.
3) Get it WET. Most men LOVE sloppy slurpy juicy blowjobs. The saliva heats up with friction and is a real turn on for the man.
4) Stroke his balls, but do this carefully. I love men who shave down there because the softness of their skin is such a turn on to me. Also, licking is more fun and sucking balls that are shaved is HOT!!
5) Create a good suction and pop his cock in and out of your mouth. On circumcised men (more common in America than anywhere in the world) the lip of the helmet is sensitive and some men just go wild when you flip this lip as if you could tip it off his shaft. This is a technique that many don't know about, but it drives men nuts. The part that is most sensitive is the part underneath where the shaft meets the head and causes a valley up the head to the pee hole. Flick this spot in an upward motion with your rigid tongue and cup the rest of the head with your mouth and lips, sucking at the same time. Then plunge his cock down your throat while tonguing his shaft.
wildly, creating suction as if it is stuck to the roof of your mouth. Any time you can suck then tongue then suck, you can get incredible results and moans from your man. (They are usually looking up at the heavens by this time )
6) Let him watch as you master his cock (ego). If you are lying on the bed between his legs, or if he is standing looking down, he is intently watching you. Use one hand to stroke his tummy, balls, up and down his legs, thighs, nipples, and hold his cock with the other hand so you can guide it carefully away from your back teeth. Guys, who pull your hand away, sometimes regret it because they don't realize you are keeping his precious head from those sharp grinders in the back of your mouth. If they've pulled your hand away though, it might be an indication that you were squeezing too hard, or that he wants you to take his cock deeper into your mouth, especially if he is small (4" or less) and your hand takes up most of the length of the shaft. Going all the way down is incredibly pleasurable for the man to see his cock disappear (as if down your throat).
7) One time I was with some bi men and was watching how they sucked each other and one technique I had never tried is to start at the tip and spiral down to the bottom of the shaft. Twist your head and mouth as you go down. Apparently this feels great for the man. Go all the way down. If he is too long for you to do this, go as far as you are comfortable with going. The gag reflex kicks in when you go too far but you can
circumvent that reflex with practice in opening up your lower throat. I love to be able to get ten inches down my throat. Who doesn't??? (We know where it eventually ends up don't we?? Hee hee hee).
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What the hell is THIS all about? What da??
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Where is everyone? Im lonely :scared:
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I'm lonely too... and now I want oral sex.. badly. but I had sex three times yesterday and now my penis is actually so fucking sore I can't even *think* about putting it anywhere but to bed.