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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on December 07, 2005, 06:42:00 PM

Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 07, 2005, 06:42:00 PM
Is this true, or is it that little fucker Jordan stirring shit up again.I have nothing against gays, I just was wondering
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 07, 2005, 07:36:00 PM
what do you think ?
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 07, 2005, 08:08:00 PM
I have no idea, thats why Im asking :idea:
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Post by: Cynthia on December 07, 2005, 09:52:00 PM
Art isn't gay! Why would anyone care anyway unless they were interested in him? Get a life!
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Post by: Anonymous on December 07, 2005, 09:54:00 PM
I am interested in him, sexually..
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Post by: Cynthia on December 07, 2005, 11:55:00 PM
This is NOT a dating site. Use you search and type in gay dating. Mabe you will have some luck! BYE BYE! ::drummer::
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2005, 12:12:00 AM
Cindy, thats funny
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Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2005, 08:51:00 AM
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On 2005-12-07 18:54:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I am interested in him, sexually.."
Go to another site and be a ASSHOLE. ::bangin::  ::bangin::  ::bangin::
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2005, 12:45:00 PM
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On 2005-12-07 15:42:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Is this true, or is it that little fucker Jordan stirring shit up again.I have nothing against gays, I just was wondering"
Who cares. Let the guy be. Dont you have a life? It looks as if you need to get one.
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2005, 01:23:00 PM
you can disallow this troll AKA Jordan Eisman
Tell Ginger we want him banned...collectively as a group.... If we/ you continue to accept this behavior..We / you remain part of the problem
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2005, 01:58:00 PM
wait, arts not really gay?
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Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2005, 01:58:00 PM
don't listen to em', art loves the cock!
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2005, 02:16:00 PM
How can you hold a grudge, when you cant even hold a job...
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Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2005, 02:25:00 PM
jj has a hard enough time holding his manhood
but I'm sure he's gonna get more practice
tyrone... leroy...
gonna make a real girl outa ya
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2005, 03:27:00 PM
Jamaal and Raheem will be lickin their chops when they see a fresh little JJ   :lol:
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Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2005, 03:47:00 PM
wait wait wait wait wait, so your name is Gay Focker?  :lol:  :lol:
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Post by: Andretti 1980 on December 08, 2005, 05:28:00 PM
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.
If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment
immediately:

1.  High fever
2.  Congestion
3.  Nausea
4.  Fatigue
5.  Aching in the joints
6.  An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2005, 06:50:00 PM
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On 2005-12-08 14:28:00, Andretti 1980 wrote:

"

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.

If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment

immediately:



1.  High fever

2.  Congestion

3.  Nausea

4.  Fatigue

5.  Aching in the joints

6.  An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

"

So thats Jordan's problem.... especially the part about him shitting on others.Is there a cure ? besides that little drive in the mountains in his european car?
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Post by: Andretti Kid on December 08, 2005, 07:04:00 PM
Is this jordan fuck the one talkin all the shit around here? Jesus that kids a fuckin wack job
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Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2005, 07:53:00 PM
Hmmmmmmmm
Seemingly familiar
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Post by: Andretti Kid on December 08, 2005, 07:57:00 PM
Listen, what the hell is your problem? My name is Mark Andretti, is EVERYONE here accused of being Jordan. You fucks are a bunch of assholes..
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2005, 09:25:00 PM
Art is a queer..It's officialy confirmed..No offense Arthur..
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Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2005, 09:27:00 PM
no arts not gay, hes just curious thats all, whats the big friggin deal
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Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2005, 09:35:00 PM
Tell him Art!! The kids a friggin goon....Get a life JJ, or just commit suicide
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Post by: Andretti Kid on December 08, 2005, 10:00:00 PM
Is there someone in control here? someone who can ban an IP from posting,such as this jordan kid
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Post by: Andretti Kid on December 08, 2005, 10:42:00 PM
The only gay one's here are jordan and the anonymouse assholes
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: screann on December 08, 2005, 10:44:00 PM
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On 2005-12-08 19:42:00, Andretti Kid wrote:

"The only gay one's here are jordan and the anonymouse assholes"
:tup:  :tup:  :tup:  :tup:  :tup:  :tup:  :tup:
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2005, 11:57:00 PM
and art. because he likes men. almost more than his booze. almost.
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2005, 12:19:00 AM
art doesnt like booze moron, he fucking ADORES the shit!!!
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2005, 11:58:00 AM
They'll be lickin thier chops for a fresh piece of JJ  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2005, 11:59:00 AM
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On 2005-12-09 03:20:00, artman11111 wrote:

"JJ

Your so amusing. But your losing both this battle as well as the legal one your about to enjoy. Your popularity here is growing every day.People hating you kid,not me.Your making this too easy.I almost feel guilty about what it is you will have to endure as a result of your sickness.But what the hell.If ya got it comin to ya ..... so be it.

Orange jumpsuit,not just your color,but your cellie's color too.Bet you look cute in it!"
the vatos locos and Vice lords in San Quinton LOVE litle jewish boys
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Post by: screann on December 09, 2005, 12:12:00 PM
Enough already, let it go and get on.  ::boohoo::
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Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2005, 12:16:00 PM
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On 2005-12-09 09:12:00, screann wrote:

"Enough already, let it go and get on.  ::boohoo:: "

bet jj looks good bent over with a mop handle stuck up his..........
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: screann on December 09, 2005, 12:20:00 PM
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On 2005-12-09 09:16:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2005-12-09 09:12:00, screann wrote:


"Enough already, let it go and get on.  ::boohoo:: "


bet jj looks good bent over with a mop handle stuck up his.........."
Now now thats try to be nice, as hard as it maybe. :smile:  :smile:  :smile:  :smile:  :smile:  :smile:  :smile:  :smile:  :smile:
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Mister Pink on December 09, 2005, 03:08:00 PM
yeah, arts probally not gay. leave him alone for the moment, there is pressing business at hand.
ONWARD, UPWARD COMRADES!
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Andretti Kid on December 09, 2005, 03:39:00 PM
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On 2005-12-09 12:08:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"yeah, arts probally not gay. leave him alone for the moment, there is pressing business at hand.

ONWARD, UPWARD COMRADES!
"
I agree bro, and really, who gives a FUCK if he's gay or not..
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2005, 06:43:00 PM
Pink, what house were you in?
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Post by: screann on December 09, 2005, 06:54:00 PM
Yea Pink what house were you in and what years? :smile:
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2005, 09:07:00 PM
Don't you step out of line.
Don't you fuckin lie.

You've claimed all this time that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised to hear your own eulogy?

You had alot to say.
You had alot of nothing to say.

Come down.
Get off your fuckin cross.
We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

To ascend you must die.
You must be crucified
For your sins and your lies. [sic]
Goodbye...
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2005, 09:44:00 PM
Art's a queenie boy? J.E niggaz!!!
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2005, 09:46:00 PM
icemans back in this motherfuker! what up peoples
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Mr. Pink's Attorney on December 09, 2005, 10:04:00 PM
From the Law Offices at the prestigious John Birch Society; 115 Hamilton Ave, Washington D.C.

I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
No, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
Well, I wake in the morning,
Fold my hands and pray for rain.
I got a head full of ideas
That are drivin' me insane.
It's a shame the way she makes me scrub the floor.
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.

I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more.
No, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more.
Well, he hands you a nickel,
He hands you a dime,
He asks you with a grin
If you're havin' a good time,
Then he fines you every time you slam the door.
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more.

I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more.
No, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more.
Well, he puts his cigar
Out in your face just for kicks.
His bedroom window
It is made out of bricks.
The National Guard stands around his door.
Ah, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more.

I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more.
No, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more.
Well, she talks to all the servants
About man and God and law.
Everybody says
She's the brains behind pa.
She's seventy two, but she says she's twenty-four.
I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more.

I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
No, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
Well, I try my best
To be just like I am,
But everybody wants you
To be just like them.
They sing while you slave and I just get bored.
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.

~robert zimmerman
_________________________________________________


My client wishes to inform the public that he was stationed, deep undercover, during the 14th World Drug War, (WDWXIV) at Elan Seven in two thousand and two, and at Elan Eight during the early half of two thousand and three. Despite fierce opposition, my client managed to escape the camp and return to  New Jersey (32deg.W - 14deg.E) and set up encampment on the border. He is awaiting sufficient reinforcements to continue the campaign, and ferment revolution within the ranks.

-MORTE.A.ELAN!-


-Mr. Pink's Attorney
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: screann on December 09, 2005, 11:49:00 PM
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On 2005-12-09 19:04:00, Mr. Pink's Attorney wrote:

"From the Law Offices at the prestigious John Birch Society; 115 Hamilton Ave, Washington D.C.



I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.

No, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.

Well, I wake in the morning,

Fold my hands and pray for rain.

I got a head full of ideas

That are drivin' me insane.

It's a shame the way she makes me scrub the floor.

I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.



I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more.

No, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more.

Well, he hands you a nickel,

He hands you a dime,

He asks you with a grin

If you're havin' a good time,

Then he fines you every time you slam the door.

I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more.



I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more.

No, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more.

Well, he puts his cigar

Out in your face just for kicks.

His bedroom window

It is made out of bricks.

The National Guard stands around his door.

Ah, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more.



I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more.

No, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more.

Well, she talks to all the servants

About man and God and law.

Everybody says

She's the brains behind pa.

She's seventy two, but she says she's twenty-four.

I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more.



I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.

No, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.

Well, I try my best

To be just like I am,

But everybody wants you

To be just like them.

They sing while you slave and I just get bored.

I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.



~robert zimmerman

_________________________________________________





My client wishes to inform the public that he was stationed, deep undercover, during the 14th World Drug War, (WDWXIV) at Elan Seven in two thousand and two, and at Elan Eight during the early half of two thousand and three. Despite fierce opposition, my client managed to escape the camp and return to  New Jersey (32deg.W - 14deg.E) and set up encampment on the border. He is awaiting sufficient reinforcements to continue the campaign, and ferment revolution within the ranks.



-MORTE.A.ELAN!-





-Mr. Pink's Attorney"
Pink you went AWOL? :question:  :question:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Mister Pink on December 10, 2005, 12:30:00 PM
My attorney has a flair for the dramatic; as far as I have gathered, I am as of yet, the first person to be literally kicked out of elan, eight months before I turned 18
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 10, 2005, 12:48:00 PM
Kicked out, thats to cool. You were one of the luck ones huh. ::cheers::
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Post by: Anonymous on December 10, 2005, 02:08:00 PM
Where you shitting on people?
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Post by: screann on December 10, 2005, 02:12:00 PM
Why do people have to be so gross?  ::puke::
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Post by: Anonymous on December 10, 2005, 03:21:00 PM
Jordan, Please leave ..Seriously, just go away, no offense..Maybe you can bother another board on this website..
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Post by: Anonymous on December 10, 2005, 04:45:00 PM
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On 2005-12-10 09:30:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"My attorney has a flair for the dramatic; as far as I have gathered, I am as of yet, the first person to be literally kicked out of elan, eight months before I turned 18
"


you weren't the first. You weren't even the fiftieth. many people have been kicked out of Elan.
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 10, 2005, 05:11:00 PM
Sorry dude, I got kicked out in '88...Your not even close to being the first, nice try though
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Post by: Mister Pink on December 10, 2005, 05:35:00 PM
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On 2005-12-10 14:11:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Sorry dude, I got kicked out in '88...Your not even close to being the first, nice try though"


Pardon me then; I was given the impression by Nurse Ratched herself that nobody had ever gotten the big boot... Well, more power to us I suppose. And no, my feces never got seemed to get enough arc on their trajectory to get airborne...
Out of curiousity, back in the glory days of '88, what did it take to get removed *back* to the mainstream?
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Post by: Andretti Kid on December 10, 2005, 06:06:00 PM
What the hell did they actually kick you out for Pink?
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Post by: Andretti Kid on December 10, 2005, 06:10:00 PM
Pink, If you really like absinthe (which I fuckin love) I ordred twice from them in the past year. Drinkfinder.co.uk..They have some nice ass spoons an fountains too man.. I wasnt sure if you were just fuckin around or not..
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Mister Pink on December 11, 2005, 10:58:00 PM
Oh, I fuck around, but not with something like that... I actually purchase from a private dealer, where I can get the higher class French or Spanish swill shipped to me via Canadian customs. However, since I can drink it like some sort of gilled amphibian with a mean tolerance for wormwood, I'm often forced to order mid-grade Czech product in bulk, which, after all is said and done, works out to roughly the same price as a bottle of vodka or something more affordable.

My fantasy dream, if I never make it to Amsterdam, is to open up a bar and maybe even my own distillery that serves only absinthe in every variety. However, the future of its legality here in the states is a matter of much concern.
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: screann on December 11, 2005, 11:51:00 PM
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On 2005-12-11 19:58:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"Oh, I fuck around, but not with something like that... I actually purchase from a private dealer, where I can get the higher class French or Spanish swill shipped to me via Canadian customs. However, since I can drink it like some sort of gilled amphibian with a mean tolerance for wormwood, I'm often forced to order mid-grade Czech product in bulk, which, after all is said and done, works out to roughly the same price as a bottle of vodka or something more affordable.



My fantasy dream, if I never make it to Amsterdam, is to open up a bar and maybe even my own distillery that serves only absinthe in every variety. However, the future of its legality here in the states is a matter of much concern.

"
Can I come? LOL :smokin:
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2005, 01:55:00 AM
The odds of absinthe being legal in the states is the same as marijuana-NEVER GONNA HAPPEN...Sad but true
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: Mr. Pink's Attorney on December 12, 2005, 02:38:00 AM
From the Law Offices of Le'Absinth
454 Green Fairy Drive, Paris, FRA:

Much to the dismay of my esteemed client, Mr. Pink, I am forced to agree with you. Time and time again I warn him of the possible dangers, but he pays no heed. However, after much legal searching, it may interest you to know that the DEA has no laws on the books regarding absinthe; instead, it is regulated (banned from consumption driven importation) by our good friends at the Food and Drug Administration. My client was arrested with a bottle of absinthe on his person, and only charged with an open container violation, which was settled out of court when he rendered a Federal Judge unconcious, comatose with several well-placed golf club whacks to the base of the skull.
However, as my client becomes more and more erratic, I hope that the swill *is* banned; severed ears and Poe poems don't pay the insurance on a Porsche mind you.

-Mr. Pink's Attorney
Title: Is Art REALLY gay? Im being serious
Post by: SS esq on December 13, 2005, 08:38:00 AM
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On 2005-12-07 15:42:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Is this true, or is it that little fucker Jordan stirring shit up again.I have nothing against gays, I just was wondering"


You should've just pmed Art and asked him, all this topic is gonna do is stir up Art and get him mad, which ofcoarse I dont blame him. This site is running much better and getting to the point as of late, lets keep it that way, and forget about all the personal attacks on our brothers and sisters.

Shut down Elan! Shut down Elan! That should be the goal.
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Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2005, 08:50:00 AM
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On 2005-12-13 05:38:00, SS esq wrote:

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On 2005-12-07 15:42:00, Anonymous wrote:


"Is this true, or is it that little fucker Jordan stirring shit up again.I have nothing against gays, I just was wondering"




You should've just pmed Art and asked him, all this topic is gonna do is stir up Art and get him mad, which ofcoarse I dont blame him. This site is running much better and getting to the point as of late, lets keep it that way, and forget about all the personal attacks on our brothers and sisters.



Shut down Elan! Shut down Elan! That should be the goal."
I agree lets leave Art alone and worry about how we can close Elan DOWN. :tup: