Fornits
Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on December 03, 2005, 06:24:00 PM
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Elaborate if you wish.
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Brad Pitt
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(http://http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:tcz_d548Y-sJ:upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/41/Picard1.jpg/300px-Picard1.jpg)
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Animals would be played by the fag boy on Will and Grace.
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That guy is fuckin hilarious.
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Beth would be the fat crosseyed Greek on My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
Mike would be Kevin Bacon from the Woodsman or even Sleepers.
Kim ("Montello") More110 would be any fucking stinkyassed ugly mustache bink who didn't deserver to get on film in the first place. Oh wait, that's right...she can be found on those payperpornos where only the ugliest bitches have to pay to get fucked. Yuck.
Ginger would be any ghost from any horror flick.
Marti, name any fatassed dyke from Saint Petersburg indie or noir films these days.
Nikki, any huge fake tittied madonna on the big screen with the clap.
Richard, who the fuck knows or cares.
Jason, nah...too easy.
All in all, a bunch of people not worth having begged the question of who would play them in a movie because noone ever would bother or want to.
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Animals is grouchy.
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no way, it's more like this:
cayo - meg ryan
antigen - jodie foster
gregfl - russell crowe
frod - keanu reeves
animals - the 12 Monkeys psycho. free the animals!!!
pirate - adrien brody
dragonfly - tinkerbell
JMA - christina applegate
ex-prisoner - elaine benis
ncl - winona ryder
rtp - kramer
kpickle - tom hanks
wet noodle - aquaman
woof-a-doof - vin diesel
misbehaver - kevin costner
carmel - lucy liu
001010 - keira knightley
withdraw - catherine zeta-jones
linchpin - leonardo dicaprio
and starring groovy1634 as herself. :smile:
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On 2005-12-05 03:11:00, Anonymous wrote:
"no way, it's more like this:
cayo - meg ryan
antigen - jodie foster
gregfl - russell crowe
frod - keanu reeves
animals - the 12 Monkeys psycho. free the animals!!!
pirate - adrien brody
dragonfly - tinkerbell
JMA - christina applegate
ex-prisoner - elaine benis
ncl - winona ryder
rtp - kramer
kpickle - tom hanks
wet noodle - aquaman
woof-a-doof - vin diesel
misbehaver - kevin costner
carmel - lucy liu
001010 - keira knightley
withdraw - catherine zeta-jones
linchpin - leonardo dicaprio
and starring groovy1634 as herself. :smile:"
I don't see Meg Ryan for Cayo... Ryan's a bit of bit of a ditz - but I know shit about Hollywood anyway - hell, I don't recognize some of these names.
I'd hope for Jeaneane Garofolo to portray me. :razz:
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Haha, mines pretty right on. Who picked those?
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Who the fuck are you?
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Keira Knightley can't act, and I'm a very passionate person.
I need passion!!!
Dammit! :grin:
*stamps foot and crinkles up forehead with a dramatic look of artistic expression plastered across my face*
(she is hot, though)
A student burst into his office. "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Stigler replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award."
--Professor Stigler
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On 2005-12-05 08:55:00, Helena Handbasket wrote:
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On 2005-12-05 03:11:00, Anonymous wrote:
"no way, it's more like this:
cayo - meg ryan
antigen - jodie foster
gregfl - russell crowe
frod - keanu reeves
animals - the 12 Monkeys psycho. free the animals!!!
pirate - adrien brody
dragonfly - tinkerbell
JMA - christina applegate
ex-prisoner - elaine benis
ncl - winona ryder
rtp - kramer
kpickle - tom hanks
wet noodle - aquaman
woof-a-doof - vin diesel
misbehaver - kevin costner
carmel - lucy liu
001010 - keira knightley
withdraw - catherine zeta-jones
linchpin - leonardo dicaprio
and starring groovy1634 as herself. :smile:"
I don't see Meg Ryan for Cayo... Ryan's a bit of bit of a ditz - but I know shit about Hollywood anyway - hell, I don't recognize some of these names.
I'd hope for Jeaneane Garofolo to portray me. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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I want a bigger trailer than everyone else!
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I want Julia Roberts to play me..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
I cannot see Wynona Ryder playing me.
To the person who posted all the actors for each one of us....who will direct this hollywood flick?
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Sandra Bullock can play me.
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On 2005-12-05 01:21:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Animals is grouchy."
'Animals' was banned. You're next for publishing such rancid and dumb shit like you do.
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Bruce Willis.
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On 2005-12-05 19:05:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-12-05 01:21:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Animals is grouchy."
'Animals' was banned. You're next for publishing such rancid and dumb shit like you do."
This is all hearsay.
Nevertheless, here's to getting banned. ::cheers::
:wave:
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On 2005-12-05 19:05:00, Anonymous wrote:
"'Animals' was banned. You're next for publishing such rancid and dumb shit like you do."
'Animals' were banned.
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On 2005-12-06 20:10:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-12-05 19:05:00, Anonymous wrote:
"'Animals' was banned. You're next for publishing such rancid and dumb shit like you do."
'Animals' were banned."
Well...i aint so sure about that. "Animals" is treated as a proper name, even though it's only really a username. It is still in the singular. i think "were" is incorrect. :smile:
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On 2005-12-06 20:28:00, starry-eyed pirate wrote:
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On 2005-12-06 20:10:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-12-05 19:05:00, Anonymous wrote:
"'Animals' was banned. You're next for publishing such rancid and dumb shit like you do."
'Animals' were banned."
Well...i aint so sure about that. "Animals" is treated as a proper name, even though it's only really a username. It is still in the singular. i think "were" is incorrect. :smile: "
Okay, you can be Bruce Willis.
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YEAH !! :lol:
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On 2005-12-03 16:35:00, Anonymous wrote:
"(http://http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:tcz_d548Y-sJ:upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/41/Picard1.jpg/300px-Picard1.jpg)"
who is this?
:lol:
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On 2005-12-05 03:11:00, Anonymous wrote:
"ex-prisoner - elaine benis"
funny. i love her. :lol:
i cursed in public today three or four times! Loud! :lol:
i told one lady in the parking lot "Don't fucking shop at that store! Corporate assholes!" She was surprisingly sympathetic. The manager at the next store agreed heartily when I again brought up the corporate thing. Poor schmuck, he has to enforce some just downright impolite, unkind, cruel and pathetic rule. That must feel like shit, not to be able to make your own decisions all day long. I pity the fool. Poor guy doesn't have any survival skills, or he lost out on the genius thing he was supposed to do, or the government or corporations or whatever took away the family farm a generation ago. Anyways, god our ancestors must look down and pity us. Those without the constitution for the frontier should die off. Evolution favors laziness?
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On 2005-12-09 14:39:00, ex-prisoner wrote:
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On 2005-12-03 16:35:00, Anonymous wrote:
"(http://http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:tcz_d548Y-sJ:upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/41/Picard1.jpg/300px-Picard1.jpg)"
who is this?
:smokin:
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Not to mention, THE hottest bald guy on the planet.