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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on December 03, 2005, 06:24:00 PM

Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2005, 06:24:00 PM
Elaborate if you wish.
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2005, 07:33:00 PM
Brad Pitt
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2005, 07:35:00 PM
(http://http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:tcz_d548Y-sJ:upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/41/Picard1.jpg/300px-Picard1.jpg)
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Anonymous on December 04, 2005, 09:22:00 AM
Animals would be played by the fag boy on Will and Grace.
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Anonymous on December 04, 2005, 09:25:00 AM
That guy is fuckin hilarious.
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Anonymous on December 04, 2005, 10:55:00 PM
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Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Anonymous on December 05, 2005, 02:19:00 AM
Beth would be the fat crosseyed Greek on My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

Mike would be Kevin Bacon from the Woodsman or even Sleepers.

Kim ("Montello") More110 would be any fucking stinkyassed ugly mustache bink who didn't deserver to get on film in the first place. Oh wait, that's right...she can be found on those payperpornos where only the ugliest bitches have to pay to get fucked. Yuck.

Ginger would be any ghost from any horror flick.

Marti, name any fatassed dyke from Saint Petersburg indie or noir films these days.

Nikki, any huge fake tittied madonna on the big screen with the clap.

Richard, who the fuck knows or cares.

Jason, nah...too easy.

All in all, a bunch of people not worth having begged the question of who would play them in a movie because noone ever would bother or want to.
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Anonymous on December 05, 2005, 04:21:00 AM
Animals is grouchy.
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Anonymous on December 05, 2005, 06:11:00 AM
no way, it's more like this:
cayo - meg ryan
antigen - jodie foster
gregfl - russell crowe
frod - keanu reeves
animals - the 12 Monkeys psycho. free the animals!!!
pirate - adrien brody
dragonfly - tinkerbell
JMA - christina applegate
ex-prisoner - elaine benis
ncl - winona ryder
rtp - kramer
kpickle - tom hanks
wet noodle - aquaman
woof-a-doof - vin diesel
misbehaver - kevin costner
carmel - lucy liu
001010 - keira knightley
withdraw - catherine zeta-jones
linchpin - leonardo dicaprio
and starring groovy1634 as herself. :smile:
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Helena Handbasket on December 05, 2005, 11:55:00 AM
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On 2005-12-05 03:11:00, Anonymous wrote:

"no way, it's more like this:

cayo - meg ryan

antigen - jodie foster

gregfl - russell crowe

frod - keanu reeves

animals - the 12 Monkeys psycho. free the animals!!!

pirate - adrien brody

dragonfly - tinkerbell

JMA - christina applegate

ex-prisoner - elaine benis

ncl - winona ryder

rtp - kramer

kpickle - tom hanks

wet noodle - aquaman

woof-a-doof - vin diesel

misbehaver - kevin costner

carmel - lucy liu

001010 - keira knightley

withdraw - catherine zeta-jones

linchpin - leonardo dicaprio

and starring groovy1634 as herself. :smile:"


I don't see Meg Ryan for Cayo... Ryan's a bit of bit of a ditz - but I know shit about Hollywood anyway - hell, I don't recognize some of these names.

I'd hope for Jeaneane Garofolo to portray me. :razz:
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Anonymous on December 05, 2005, 12:49:00 PM
Haha, mines pretty right on. Who picked those?
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Anonymous on December 05, 2005, 02:18:00 PM
Who the fuck are you?
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: 001010 on December 05, 2005, 02:37:00 PM
Keira Knightley can't act, and I'm a very passionate person.

I need passion!!!

Dammit!  :grin:

*stamps foot and crinkles up forehead with a dramatic look of artistic expression plastered across my face*

(she is hot, though)

A student burst into his office.  "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me."  To which Stigler replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award."
--Professor Stigler

Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: groovy1634 on December 05, 2005, 02:46:00 PM
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On 2005-12-05 08:55:00, Helena Handbasket wrote:

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On 2005-12-05 03:11:00, Anonymous wrote:


"no way, it's more like this:


cayo - meg ryan


antigen - jodie foster


gregfl - russell crowe


frod - keanu reeves


animals - the 12 Monkeys psycho. free the animals!!!


pirate - adrien brody


dragonfly - tinkerbell


JMA - christina applegate


ex-prisoner - elaine benis


ncl - winona ryder


rtp - kramer


kpickle - tom hanks


wet noodle - aquaman


woof-a-doof - vin diesel


misbehaver - kevin costner


carmel - lucy liu


001010 - keira knightley


withdraw - catherine zeta-jones


linchpin - leonardo dicaprio


and starring groovy1634 as herself. :smile:"





I don't see Meg Ryan for Cayo... Ryan's a bit of bit of a ditz - but I know shit about Hollywood anyway - hell, I don't recognize some of these names.



I'd hope for Jeaneane Garofolo to portray me. :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Carmel on December 05, 2005, 02:55:00 PM
I want a bigger trailer than everyone else!
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Nonconformistlaw on December 05, 2005, 04:04:00 PM
I want Julia Roberts to play me..... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I cannot see Wynona Ryder playing me.

To the person who posted all the actors for each one of us....who will direct this hollywood flick?
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Anonymous on December 05, 2005, 07:31:00 PM
Sandra Bullock can play me.
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Anonymous on December 05, 2005, 10:05:00 PM
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On 2005-12-05 01:21:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Animals is grouchy."


'Animals' was banned. You're next for publishing such rancid and dumb shit like you do.
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on December 06, 2005, 10:40:00 PM
Bruce Willis.
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Anonymous on December 06, 2005, 11:05:00 PM
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On 2005-12-05 19:05:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2005-12-05 01:21:00, Anonymous wrote:


"Animals is grouchy."




'Animals' was banned. You're next for publishing such rancid and dumb shit like you do."


This is all hearsay.

Nevertheless, here's to getting banned. ::cheers::

 :wave:
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Anonymous on December 06, 2005, 11:10:00 PM
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On 2005-12-05 19:05:00, Anonymous wrote:

"'Animals' was banned. You're next for publishing such rancid and dumb shit like you do."


'Animals' were banned.
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on December 06, 2005, 11:28:00 PM
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On 2005-12-06 20:10:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2005-12-05 19:05:00, Anonymous wrote:


"'Animals' was banned. You're next for publishing such rancid and dumb shit like you do."




'Animals' were banned."


Well...i aint so sure about that.  "Animals" is treated as a proper name, even though it's only really a username.  It is still in the singular.  i think "were" is incorrect.  :smile:
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Anonymous on December 07, 2005, 12:24:00 AM
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On 2005-12-06 20:28:00, starry-eyed pirate wrote:

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On 2005-12-06 20:10:00, Anonymous wrote:


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On 2005-12-05 19:05:00, Anonymous wrote:



"'Animals' was banned. You're next for publishing such rancid and dumb shit like you do."







'Animals' were banned."




Well...i aint so sure about that.  "Animals" is treated as a proper name, even though it's only really a username.  It is still in the singular.  i think "were" is incorrect.  :smile: "


Okay, you can be Bruce Willis.
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on December 07, 2005, 08:41:00 AM
YEAH !!   :lol:
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: ex-prisoner on December 09, 2005, 05:39:00 PM
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On 2005-12-03 16:35:00, Anonymous wrote:

"(http://http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:tcz_d548Y-sJ:upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/41/Picard1.jpg/300px-Picard1.jpg)"


who is this?


 :lol:
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: ex-prisoner on December 09, 2005, 05:49:00 PM
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On 2005-12-05 03:11:00, Anonymous wrote:

"ex-prisoner - elaine benis"


funny. i love her.  :lol:

i cursed in public today three or four times! Loud!  :lol:

i told one lady in the parking lot "Don't fucking shop at that store! Corporate assholes!" She was surprisingly sympathetic. The manager at the next store agreed heartily when I again brought up the corporate thing. Poor schmuck, he has to enforce some just downright impolite, unkind, cruel and pathetic rule. That must feel like shit, not to be able to make your own decisions all day long. I pity the fool. Poor guy doesn't have any survival skills, or he lost out on the genius thing he was supposed to do, or the government or corporations or whatever took away the family farm a generation ago. Anyways, god our ancestors must look down and pity us. Those without the constitution for the frontier should die off. Evolution favors laziness?
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Anonymous on December 10, 2005, 02:21:00 AM
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On 2005-12-09 14:39:00, ex-prisoner wrote:

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On 2005-12-03 16:35:00, Anonymous wrote:


"(http://http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:tcz_d548Y-sJ:upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/41/Picard1.jpg/300px-Picard1.jpg)"





who is this?





 :smokin:
Title: Who would play you in the Hollywood movie of your life?
Post by: Carmel on December 10, 2005, 08:28:00 AM
Not to mention, THE hottest bald guy on the planet.