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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 02:11:00 AM

Title: There's a lot of people impersonatin' me around here
Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 02:11:00 AM
Knock it off! 'fore I knock YOU off!
Title: There's a lot of people impersonatin' me around here
Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 03:23:00 AM
I think it's "there are", hence it should be "There're a lot of people..."
Title: There's a lot of people impersonatin' me around here
Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 09:35:00 AM
Don't flatter yourselves.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 09:53:00 AM
Oh please.  Why would anyone want to impersonate a whiny, spoiled child such as yourself.  You don't get your way (i.e. having Ginger delete posts you don't like) and you cry like a baby, flooding the forums.  No thanks.  I'll stick to my own warped personality.  :lol:
Title: There's a lot of people impersonatin' me around here
Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 01:32:00 PM
Right, this is exactly what I meant when i said, "Don't flatter youselves."
Note the comic use of the plural.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 01:41:00 PM
Is he the same one that's claiming to be the crowbar killer?
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Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 04:08:00 PM
I am NOT these Animals!
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Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 04:10:00 PM
OK, fine.  You're not Animals, but are you the crowbar killer??  :lol:
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Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 04:13:00 PM
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!!   :lol:  :lol:
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Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 04:17:00 PM
sup niggahs. Noone will ever be Animals. Regardless if he's a raving luney, he's top in my heads.
Title: There's a lot of people impersonatin' me around here
Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 04:19:00 PM
Both of you are rather boring and attention seeking whores. Look at me, look at me, look how crazy I am! I said look at me! I am crazy! I can say whatever I want around here and get away with it! I am crazy!Now give me more attention or I will act crazy!
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Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 04:21:00 PM
Please.  He's nothing but a whiny little baby who throws a tantrum whenever he doesn't get his way.  Or he threatens people adn if you've ever seen him you'd realize how completely LAUGHABLE that is.  He hides behind his computer because no one can get to him that way.  He can spew out the most vile shit (i.e. Sammie who NEVER did a thing to him) and get away with it.  I'd LOVE to see him say some of that shit to either my face or anyone else's around here, but sadly that'll  never happen.  He's only brave enough to hurl insults from a keyboard.
Title: There's a lot of people impersonatin' me around here
Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 04:44:00 PM
His obsession with Sammie is disturbing to say the least. It's like the little mean boy in 1st grade that would hit the girls to show he liked them.

Animals or whatever personality you are claiming today just go away if you hate all of us and this place so much. Leave your house and go make some friends down at the local community mental health center. I'm sure you will find many such as yourself to make friends with.
Title: There's a lot of people impersonatin' me around here
Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 06:22:00 PM
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On 2005-10-26 06:53:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Oh please.  Why would anyone want to impersonate a whiny, spoiled child such as yourself.  You don't get your way (i.e. having Ginger delete posts you don't like) and you cry like a baby, flooding the forums.  No thanks.  I'll stick to my own warped personality.  :lol: "


True dat.
Title: There's a lot of people impersonatin' me around here
Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 11:09:00 PM
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On 2005-10-26 13:21:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Please.  He's nothing but a whiny little baby who throws a tantrum whenever he doesn't get his way.  Or he threatens people adn if you've ever seen him you'd realize how completely LAUGHABLE that is.  He hides behind his computer because no one can get to him that way.  He can spew out the most vile shit (i.e. Sammie who NEVER did a thing to him) and get away with it.  I'd LOVE to see him say some of that shit to either my face or anyone else's around here, but sadly that'll  never happen.  He's only brave enough to hurl insults from a keyboard."


you would know.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 11:12:00 PM
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On 2005-10-26 13:21:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Please.  He's nothing but a whiny little baby who throws a tantrum whenever he doesn't get his way.  Or he threatens people adn if you've ever seen him you'd realize how completely LAUGHABLE that is.  He hides behind his computer because no one can get to him that way.  He can spew out the most vile shit (i.e. Sammie who NEVER did a thing to him) and get away with it.  I'd LOVE to see him say some of that shit to either my face or anyone else's around here, but sadly that'll  never happen.  He's only brave enough to hurl insults from a keyboard."


actually, when I saw you at the meeting you looked more like a whiney puss than anyone else in the room that day. Just name the address and your name and I'd be happy to say some directly to your sorry fucking face, forgetting the fact that I was on here before any 'animals' or crowbar killer ever showed up a year or so ago. That wench got banned for shit I was doing.
Title: There's a lot of people impersonatin' me around here
Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 11:13:00 PM
I think you know who I am and I'm in the book, so come and get me big boy.  :lol:
Title: There's a lot of people impersonatin' me around here
Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 11:47:00 PM
So no answer tough guy???
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Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 11:49:00 PM
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On 2005-10-26 20:12:00, Anonymous wrote:


actually, when I saw you at the meeting you looked more like a whiney puss than anyone else in the room that day.


That says it right there.  You are Animals.  The rest of the people there were and are my friends.
Title: There's a lot of people impersonatin' me around here
Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:00:00 AM
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On 2005-10-26 13:17:00, Anonymous wrote:

"sup niggahs. Noone will ever be Animals. Regardless if he's a raving luney, he's top in my heads."


Troll King. :nworthy:
Title: There's a lot of people impersonatin' me around here
Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:01:00 AM
Nah, that title belongs to Fr. Cassian and Dr. Fucktard.  Much, much more original.
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Post by: Froderik on October 27, 2005, 12:01:00 AM
I would have to agree that he's up there.
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Post by: Froderik on October 27, 2005, 12:02:00 AM
...or OUT there...take your pick..
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Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:03:00 AM
No way. Fucktard and Fr Cassian say the same thing, day in day out. I BAREly skim their entries anymore. The dolphin thing, that was titillating. Tee hee. But come on, none of that compares to the King of Trolls. Not even close.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:03:00 AM
out there...definitely OUT there.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:04:00 AM
I mean come on, can he really be compared to Fucktard, Fr. Cassian and even you Frod??  You're pretty damn good yourself. :grin:
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Post by: Froderik on October 27, 2005, 12:04:00 AM
Apples and oranges. Birds of different feathers.
Title: There's a lot of people impersonatin' me around here
Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:07:00 AM
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On 2005-10-26 21:03:00, Anonymous wrote:

"No way. Fucktard and Fr Cassian say the same thing, day in day out. I BAREly skim their entries anymore. The dolphin thing, that was titillating. Tee hee. But come on, none of that compares to the King of Trolls. Not even close."


Fucktard and Fr. Cassian go after the people who SHOULD be tagged.  Animals goes after innocents and their wives and then makes death threats that apparently really scared some people.  BIG difference.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:08:00 AM
Frod sure can leer. I'll give him that. Shameless leering shirtless motorcycle guy. giggle.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:09:00 AM
Plus Fucktard adn Cassian don't whine like a little baby when they don't get their way....on SOMEONE ELSE'S WEBSITE no less.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:09:00 AM
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On 2005-10-26 21:07:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2005-10-26 21:03:00, Anonymous wrote:


"No way. Fucktard and Fr Cassian say the same thing, day in day out. I BAREly skim their entries anymore. The dolphin thing, that was titillating. Tee hee. But come on, none of that compares to the King of Trolls. Not even close."




Fucktard and Fr. Cassian go after the people who SHOULD be tagged.  Animals goes after innocents and their wives and then makes death threats that apparently really scared some people.  BIG difference."


Oh chill the fuck out. That was last week.
Title: There's a lot of people impersonatin' me around here
Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:11:00 AM
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On 2005-10-26 21:09:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Plus Fucktard adn Cassian don't whine like a little baby when they don't get their way....on SOMEONE ELSE'S WEBSITE no less."


WHat's up with the "whining" tag here? Why does that word keep coming up? Does this word have particular significance to previous inmates of Straight?
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Post by: Froderik on October 27, 2005, 12:13:00 AM
well as long as there's some cheese to go with it, I'm good..
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Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:14:00 AM
nah, not a Straight thing.  It only really applies to Animals and his insecent whining about Ginger not deleting certain posts he doesn't like.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:16:00 AM
And THAT was so "last summer"!!!
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Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:16:00 AM
Pay attention.  It still happens on a regular basis.
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Post by: Froderik on October 27, 2005, 12:17:00 AM
Quit bitchin' ya'll and log the fuck in. You only live once. :grin:
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Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:17:00 AM
Fucktard and Cassian, with their old news again. Yawnarama.
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Post by: Froderik on October 27, 2005, 12:19:00 AM
Who the HELL is Fucktard?????
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Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:20:00 AM
Anyone who says "on a regular basis" should get themselves a pathetically boring office job where they can also learn to say things like "moving forward from now".
Title: There's a lot of people impersonatin' me around here
Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:21:00 AM
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On 2005-10-26 20:12:00, Anonymous
actually, when I saw you at the meeting you looked more like a whiney puss than anyone else in the room that day. Just name the address and your name and I'd be happy to say some directly to your sorry fucking face, forgetting the fact that I was on here before any 'animals' or crowbar killer ever showed up a year or so ago. That wench got banned for shit I was doing."


OMG, there's a knock at the door.  SHIT!  It's Animals and he's got a crowbar....honey, get the shotgun!  :lol:
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Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:26:00 AM
This is getting so good between the 3 of you I don't want to go to bed and have to get up for my boring office job.
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Post by: Froderik on October 27, 2005, 12:27:00 AM
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Anyone who says "on a regular basis" should get themselves a pathetically boring office job where they can also learn to say things like "moving forward from now".

Moving fwd from now.. haven't heard THAT one...

"All the time" would be an adequate (sp?) substitute for "on a reg. basis" for future ref....
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Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:35:00 AM
Yes, it was "moving forward" something. It was weird, like she couldn't talk real talk in the office, she had to talk office talk. Like she was lecturing me about something, but with her managerial training she was taught to focus on the positive of the future. Basic intraspecies manipulation. Yuppers. Many people (jingle change in their pants pockets while blowing hot air) takes years of educating to refine techniques in the manipulation of feller humor beings. It is a great drive of the species, to figger all that out. What do they want? What do i got to give in exchenge for that paper money they got there wit which i can me alla what i want  in my hovel, in my lair, my loot for the showcasing of my booty when out and about amongst the apes. and for me, for the castleifying of the rented flat. for the making of the resemblance of a kingdom of goods. all things being finally settled for the families to live in peace on earth.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:42:00 AM
Wha???
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Post by: Froderik on October 27, 2005, 12:45:00 AM
It all kinda makes sense except for this:

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Many people (jingle change in their pants pockets while blowing hot air) takes (sic) years of educating to refine techniques in the manipulation of feller humor beings.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:46:00 AM
yeah, I think that's what threw me too.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 12:54:00 AM
or maybe I'm too stoned to follow it.  or not stoned enough, I can't figure out which.  Maybe I should go smoke another bowl and think about it.  :smokin:
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Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 01:06:00 AM
okay, sorry guys, that was the character i was showing you, that office guy, who jingles change in the front pocket of his pleated-pants. then he knocks on the doorjamb while saying "i'll be back in ten." the type to ya know, get the masters degree in intraspecies management. following and charting the working of the people and measuring their reactions to the minute adjustments of their environment. it is what   we love   to do. measure. we really like to find out. and if the finding out, should also give us the resources, the transacted monies, to get what we want, then hell, sure we'll do it. dissecting and brain chopping and cancer pumping, isolating etc etc etc. what can we do to get the other troupe down. the meaning is so interesting. we are fascinated by what it all means.