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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on October 21, 2005, 05:16:00 PM
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The following comes from a recording I heard recently. It is a collection of advice for young people from Wm. S. Burroughs, author, junkie and RTC Saint.
I am sometimes asked if I have any words of advice for young people. Well, here are a few simple admonitions for young and old, man and beast.
Never interfere in a boy and girl fight.
Beware of whores who say they don't want money. The hell they don't. What they mean is that they want *more* money; much more, these are the most expensive whores what can be got.
Ahem.
If you're doing business with a religious son of a bitch, get it in writing; his word isn't worth shit, not with the good lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.
If, after having been exposed to someone's presence, you feel as if you've lost a quart of plasma, avoid that presence. You need it like you need pernicious anemia.
We don't like to hear the word "vampire" around here; we're trying to improve our public image. Building a kindly, avuncular, benevolent image; "interdependence" is the keyword -- "enlightened interdependence".
Life in all its rich variety, take a little, leave a little. However, by the inexorable logistics of the vampiric process they always take more than they leave -- and why, indeed, should they take any?
Avoid fuck-ups. Fools, I call them. You all know the type -- no matter how good it sounds, everything they have anything to do with turns into a disaster. Trouble for themselves and everyone connected with them. A fool is bad news, and it rubs off -- don't let it rub off on you.
Do not proffer sympathy to the mentally ill; it is a bottomless pit. Tell them firmly, "I am not paid to listen to this drivel -- you are a terminal fool!" Otherwise, they make you as crazy as they are.
Above all, avoid confirmed criminals. They are a special malignant strain of fool.
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That's the stupidest shit I have ever heard. Have fun with the boring stupid people left in your life after you weed out all the rest.
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Another rich kid with nothing to say,
getting published and becoming famous.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_S._Burroughs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_S._Burroughs)
"Burroughs was born to a prominent family in St. Louis, Missouri. His grandfather, also named William Seward Burroughs, founded the Burroughs Adding Machine company, which evolved into the Burroughs Corporation"
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Yes, but in spite of those handicaps, he got some pretty good smack connections, and encouraged the use of drugs. He also is dead on about the stigmatization of drug use and drug users being used to justify creating a police state and eliminating civil rights. That old junkie queer is one of the wisest men to have ever lived. Moses? Some old protein deficient jew. Sidhartha? Kooked out HIndu who was into self-denial. Jesus? Yeah, right. Bill Burroughs? A pretty cool old faggot dope-fiend, who has a lot more to say than you do.
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That's retarded.
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You should know.
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Do not proffer sympathy to the mentally ill; it is a bottomless pit. Tell them firmly, "I am not paid to listen to this drivel -- you are a terminal fool!" Otherwise, they make you as crazy as they are.
I should take this advice.
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I think you should GIVE that advice to everyone who knows you.
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wow you're funny.
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wow you're grouchy.
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yeah I need more WEED
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Yeah me too.
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thank you b*** & m***
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On 2005-10-21 21:42:00, Anonymous wrote:
"thank you b*** & m***"
Huh? butt and muff?
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Nevermind. I got it now.
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::bigsmilebounce:: ::soapbox:: ::unhappy:: ::fuckoff:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::read:: ::read:: ::dove:: :skull: :grin: :grin: :grin:
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On 2005-10-21 19:30:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Yes, but in spite of those handicaps, he got some pretty good smack connections, and encouraged the use of drugs. He also is dead on about the stigmatization of drug use and drug users being used to justify creating a police state and eliminating civil rights. That old junkie queer is one of the wisest men to have ever lived. Moses? Some old protein deficient jew. Sidhartha? Kooked out HIndu who was into self-denial. Jesus? Yeah, right. Bill Burroughs? A pretty cool old faggot dope-fiend, who has a lot more to say than you do."
Now THIS is good press!
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Did you get any weed yet? Not me. I will be diligently cleaning out my weed drawer, going through ashtrays. Oh shit! I do! I have a joint end!! Excuse me for a few minutes. Dude, call me when you get back in, I just tried you & the kid said you were at the coffee shop. Laugh out fucking loud that is slap my ass funny.
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Yeah, I've been smoking most of the day.
Check your PMs.