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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on October 11, 2005, 01:52:00 AM
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I hereby point out an unfortunate result of the recent forum tweaking. Something has gone awry. I shall explain.
I am funny when I troll myelf. I don't do it too often, and no, the nerdy new kids trolling theirselves are not me. I had not attempted that particular feat of postalistic creativity for a couple of months. It is a tricky business, and one loses points if one attempts it and fails. Not to mention self-respect.
Recently I do feel I had a real gem of a post, troll myslef, and post again responding to "the troll". Example succeeds.
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it's "myself", not "myslef"
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you wound me
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Thank you, thank you. I thought it rather clever myself. Ahem.
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Anyhoo, the point bein' that it jus' ain't as funny all in one post heah! Fuck the System! Fuck Str8! Fuck All Authority!
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get a job, pirate.
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Stealin' my jokes, eh?
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This is pure plagiarism. G, you should edit this.
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Es no mi job, meign?
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Can it, Pietra.
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:eek:
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What, someone lit off a firecracker?
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The name ain't Pietra, it's baby, Miss Jackson if you're nasty.
And so on. I have allowed you to observe for yourself an undeniable succession of self-trolling. However, we have arrived rather suddenly and unexpectedly at a time of great change. For with the advent of the multiple-posts-from-da-same-IP address-automatically-censoramalated, we bid adieu to a long-standing tradition.
(All present remove their hats, and look glum.)
Okay, I've been working on this post, in between other matters of state concern, for about an hour now. Feedback, please, if you feel I have weak points. in art, or in person. Go ahead, wound me. Ha, ha. No, no, really. No, stop. You first. Yo mama. w/e, fuck off. Take your meds. etc.
(21-gun salute)
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So who are you pointing a finger at here? That point was a bit unclear.
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For a minute there I thought I was dreaming, but it turned out to be a Non-Sequitur. And I assure you, it was not mine.
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More blinding brilliance from the peanut gallery.
I give anon 50 points for the best explainantion of trolling, he can keep them, unless of course he decides to troll them away from himself.
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Awesome. :grin:
Faith is a virtue.
-- C.S. Lewis
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Salesmanship Club '84-'86
Straight, Inc. '86-'88
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that first post sounded alot like some chickens in a quilting B, chatting and clucking all the day long. I know who that post is directed at. lol.
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i still don' get it. :???:
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On 2005-10-11 19:01:00, starry-eyed pirate wrote:
"i still don' get it. :???: "
Its not that you dont get it, pirate..Theres nothing to get. Its a lame attempt at being witty..that failed miserably.
Kinda like when someone tells a shitty joke..and you dont laugh..Its not that you dont get it, its just not funny.
I hold a higher expectation of you guys than this..really need to step it up if you wanna create excitement or a few laughs.
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I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers, consultin' with the rain....
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I could while away the hours,
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
My thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle
For any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry,
Life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
Gosh, it would be awful pleas'n
To reason out the reason
For things I can't explain.
Then perhaps I'll deserve ya
And be even worthy of ya
If I only had a brain
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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It'll be playing in my head all day, too. :)
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On 2005-10-12 10:45:00, Anonymous wrote:
"It'll be playing in my head all day, too. :smile:"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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On 2005-10-12 06:32:00, linchpin wrote:
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On 2005-10-11 19:01:00, starry-eyed pirate wrote:
"i still don' get it. :???: "
Its not that you dont get it, pirate..Theres nothing to get. Its a lame attempt at being witty..that failed miserably.
Kinda like when someone tells a shitty joke..and you dont laugh..Its not that you dont get it, its just not funny.
I hold a higher expectation of you guys than this..really need to step it up if you wanna create excitement or a few laughs.
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It was hella funny depiction of Ginger in action on this forum and a very truthful one. lol.
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I KNEW something good would come of all of this. I just laughed my ass off. Not funny....my ASS!!!
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