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General Interest => Let It Bleed => Topic started by: Tamsin on September 29, 2005, 05:10:00 PM

Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Tamsin on September 29, 2005, 05:10:00 PM
Go for it. I'll do my best.
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Froderik on September 30, 2005, 12:19:00 AM
Best (worst) way to kill yourself....go. :smile:
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Tamsin on September 30, 2005, 12:38:00 AM
Best (worst)way? Slowly. Worst (best?) way? Fuck to death.
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Froderik on September 30, 2005, 01:11:00 AM
How would one accomplish this?
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Tamsin on September 30, 2005, 01:56:00 PM
Well, this is why I give such bad advice. I suppose one could fuck oneself to death if one has a coronary issue. Then, again, he might realize life is worth living after all.

Mission Not Accomplished.
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Froderik on September 30, 2005, 02:43:00 PM
My thoughts exactly (a coronary issue)

Then, again, he might not make that choice.
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: webcrawler on September 30, 2005, 04:30:00 PM
How do you deal with a co-worker that takes a shit at least 10 times a day at work and leaves the entire building reeking for hours? Please don't say Febreeze or Lysol because it's not helping and just making a fruit, chemical and shit smell.
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Withdraw on September 30, 2005, 04:41:00 PM
Put a sign on the inside of the door that says ....

WE ALL KNOW IT"S YOU!!

 :razz:
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Tamsin on September 30, 2005, 08:35:00 PM
Can you imagine having to go that often? The poor guy. Well, you could leave the sign on the door as Withdraw suggested... and the person would probably quit in shame. Or try the more subtle approach and put matches and natural orange odor spray (not chemical--at stores like Whole Foods/Trader Joes') in each stall.  They will probably get the hint and use these products willingly.   (Interestingly enough, this is exactly what we did at my last place of work... a lifesaver as our bathrooms were unisex and we all know men tend not to be as considerate.)

You could also give your co-worker the gift of Immodium.
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: webcrawler on September 30, 2005, 11:20:00 PM
The chronic shitter is a chick!  :lol:
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Anonymous on October 01, 2005, 01:36:00 AM
How should snotty bitches be dealt with?
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Froderik on October 01, 2005, 10:52:00 AM
Lots of kleenex..?
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Tamsin on October 01, 2005, 04:20:00 PM
Hmmmm. Snotty bitches should be given a nice spanking.
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Anonymous on October 01, 2005, 11:31:00 PM
Can I give bad advice on this thread?  Or just ask for it?  Is it really free, or is there some kind of catch, like I have to subscribe to a magazine, or sign a one-year service contract?  And this "Free Bad Advice", what's it all about?  I mean, is it good, or is it whack?

Thanks
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Tamsin on October 02, 2005, 12:28:00 AM
You are welcome to participate in this thread in any way you feel necessary. The advice is free, but please feel free to send cash or a certified check made payable to me, Tamsin Le Bon.

(A disclaimer: All "subscribers" to this service should be aware of the principle "caveat emptor" and adjust their expectations accordingly.)
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Dear Gabby on October 02, 2005, 04:54:00 PM
I would put Itching powder on the tolet seat.
Maybe they will get the message....

Put super glue on the tolet seat...If they have to go the the emergency room to have it removed chances are they will find some where else to go.


Or put a red dye trigger in the tolet papper roll so it explodes upon release.

Throw a stink bomb under the door and stink them out.

A gifted Cheese basket?

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.  
Andrew Tannenbaum

Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Anonymous on October 04, 2005, 04:16:00 AM
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On 2005-09-30 13:30:00, webcrawler wrote:

"How do you deal with a co-worker that takes a shit at least 10 times a day at work and leaves the entire building reeking for hours? Please don't say Febreeze or Lysol because it's not helping and just making a fruit, chemical and shit smell."


Leave a pamphlet on their desk titled: "All you wanted to know about Irritable Bowel Syndrome but were afraid to ask"

Or, give them a gift that keeps on giving, like the cheese-wheel of the week club. (Cheese is constipating. Well, at least it is for me. Oy!)
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Anonymous on October 04, 2005, 04:17:00 AM
oh nevermind. someone beat me to the cheese basket idea.
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2005, 11:27:00 PM
I guess you could contact the Hazardous Waste Dispisposel "WaCradle to grave" liability:

EPA regulations state that generators of hazardous waste are liable for that waste from the time it is generated at their facility to the time it is disposed of, even if it is no longer in their custody.
ste and management & Removel..... ::armed::

Get the office to go in on a hepa filter??? :rofl:
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Tamsin on October 10, 2005, 11:25:00 AM
Looks like we have enough creative/good/bad ideas for that problem.

Next!
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2005, 08:07:00 PM
What do you do with a cult leader,Thats hates cults? And give me some really bad advice because the good is not working..
Title: Free Bad Advice
Post by: Tamsin on October 10, 2005, 08:31:00 PM
Is the objective to make him a cult LOVING cult leader or a cult hating individual who renounces cultism altogether?

Really bad advice would be to kill him. (Because it wouldn't really help you, would it?)

Or you could do what they did to three people who each believed he was Jesus Christ.  They locked them all in a room together and they cured eachother. So, put three cult leaders in a room for an indeterminate amount of time, and hope for the best.  Or the worst.