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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Rumpofsteelskin on September 26, 2005, 03:15:00 PM
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Need advice about sumpn'?
Nevvamin' dat Fucktard dude...
Y'all can aks ME about it right here.. :smokin:
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On 2005-09-26 12:15:00, Rumpofsteelskin wrote:
"Need advice about sumpn', yo?
Nevermind that Fucktard dude...
Aks ME about it right here. :smokin:"
Get out of my territory. I'm in this buisness now.
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Step off, know it all! Dis here MY thread nah...
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Yo, MC RumpDog, this here be a brotha aksin' you 'bout how I's supposed to get this muthafuckin' crowbar out my muthafuckin' ass, Negro. How the hell do I do dat?
Animals
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dear nigger,
since "nigger" has lost its cache as a "forbidden" word, what other word can i now use to generally upset people?
signed,
that bitch
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Yo, MC RumpDog, this here be a brotha aksin' you 'bout how I's supposed to get this muthafuckin' crowbar out my muthafuckin' ass, Negro. How the hell do I do dat?
Try sum maw'fukkin' vassuh-LEEN, bro. :question:
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dear nigger,
since "nigger" has lost its cache as a "forbidden" word, what other word can i now use to generally upset people?
signed,
that bitch
You's seem likes some smart bitch usin' fancy wo'ds likes dat. I'm sho' ya' gots'ta think uh sump'n, bitch.
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ASK not AXE
LIBRARY not LIE-BERRY
THERE IS not THERE GOES (referring to stationary object)
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On 2005-09-26 18:39:00, Anonymous wrote:
"ASK not AXE
LIBRARY not LIE-BERRY
THERE IS not THERE GOES (referring to stationary object)
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tight-cootchy little english teacher ain'tcha?
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On 2005-09-26 18:39:00, Anonymous wrote:
ASK not AXE
LIBRARY not LIE-BERRY
THERE IS not THERE GOES (referring to stationary object)
Listen ya', in case ya' didn't notice, de NAME uh de damn thread wuz "Aks That Nigger" not tell some nigga' how t'talk...
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On 2005-09-26 18:57:00, Rumpofsteelskin wrote:
"On 2005-09-26 18:39:00, Anonymous wrote:
ASK not AXE
LIBRARY not LIE-BERRY
THERE IS not THERE GOES (referring to stationary object)
Listen ya', in case ya' didn't notice, de NAME uh de damn thread wuz "Aks That Nigger" not tell some nigga' how t'talk...
Get lost! :flame:"
sho 'nuff, nigger boy, now come on in, mama's waitin on yo ass fore suppah! an' daamn, boy, quit yore faggoty-ass internet postin' or quit complainin' bout you ain't gettin no pussy! god damn boy. i box yo ears, you is so slow! mm mm mm. why i gotsta be the girl on the block with the retard for a little brutha. got damn. mm. fuckin' a. you think rush hour in L.A. is slow? nuh-uh. you ain't e'en SEEN slow, til you seen this boy right heah. SLOW. slap my ass and laugh out fuckin' loud. i should charge me some ad-mishin to see him. matta fack, hand me over a dollah! mm hm. gon' get me a wad a cash offa this and buy me a video camera.
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Hey mr nigger, why ya always after all the fat ugly white chicks?
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Dammit Betty, I thought I done tole you t' mind yo' own! And you mus' be hittin' th' bottle cuz i ain't been doin' no complainin' round here. Whasshu talkin' bout? An' de white chicks I been hittin' up be FAR from ugly, mistuh so-and-so! Nah go get the fuck up outta here, both o' ya'll!
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On 2005-09-26 19:23:00, Rumpofsteelskin wrote:
Dammit Betty, I thought I done tole you t' mind yo' own! And you mus' be hittin' th' bottle cuz i ain't been doin' no complainin' round here. Whasshu talkin' bout? An' de white chicks I been hittin' up be FAR from ugly, mistuh so-and-so! Nah go get the fuck up outta here, both o' ya'll!
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On 2005-09-26 19:23:00, Rumpofsteelskin wrote:
Dammit Betty, I thought I done tole you t' mind yo' own! And you mus' be hittin' th' bottle cuz i ain't been doin' no complainin' round here. Whasshu talkin' bout? An' de white chicks I been hittin' up be FAR from ugly, mistuh so-and-so! Nah go get the fuck up outta here, both o' ya'll!
::bigsmilebounce:: ::bwahaha2:: ::bwahaha2::
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Yo Mr. Nigger,
Why you and the boys always sittin around on the front porch? Don't you have a back yard?
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At last some legimate quesshun. No de yards ain't much and we likes de po'ch. Mo'e t'see fum dere anyway. Next quesshun.
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kool cigs and fried chicken, whats with that man?
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Yo Nigger Man,
Why are your hommies always buying pants 10 sizes to big?
I must be a real pain in the ass to always be yanking your pant's up all the time?
Do you think it's cool to show the world you undewear?
What's up with that?
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kool cigs and fried chicken, what's with that man?
now hold on here, sucka! i'll answer this hyar one, but af'er thet, i be wantin' t' git quesshuns axin fo' ADVICE, not quesshuns about how niggas live. We jus' LIKES 'em is all. Ain't you like yo'self some chikken? Shit.
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Yo Nigger Man,
Why are your hommies always buying pants 10 sizes to big?
I must be a real pain in the ass to always be yanking your pant's up all the time?
Do you think it's cool to show the world you undewear?
Next quesshun.
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Sorry Mr. Nig............
Maybe you could shed some light on the pressing Muslim issue. What should we do about the terrorist and muslim sympathizers preaching hate in the mosques?
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How much sugar do you use when you mix up a packet of strawberry kool aid?
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Sorry Mr. Nig............
Maybe you could shed some light on the pressing Muslim issue. What should we do about the terrorist and muslim sympathizers preaching hate in the mosques?
Thank ya'. Whut t'do about dem? Let dem preach whut de fuck dey want, dis is America. But let dem towell-haided muthafukkas try any bullshit on MAH' block and dey'll be so'ry...
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How much sugar do you use when you mix up a packet of strawberry kool aid?
I duzn't drink dat shit, but whuteva' tastes right. I'd say 'bout 4-5 uh dem.
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:nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :smokin:
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Just one more question before I hit the hay Mr. Nig if you don't mind.
What's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
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Just one more question before I hit the hay Mr. Nig if you don't mind.
What's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
Now why ya' gots'ta hit me wid sump'n so damn DEEP? :tup:
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On 2005-09-26 20:16:00, Rumpofsteelskin wrote:
"Just one more question before I hit the hay Mr. Nig if you don't mind.
What's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
Now why ya' gots'ta hit me wid sump'n so damn DEEP? :tup:"
dis heah nigga is the one i want to slap my ass!!!
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You da man Nig........... :tup:
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Hey Rumpshaka,
Why do so many white people think just because they listen to some hip hop they automatically get a ghetto pass to say nigga?
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Dis here be a good quesshun, but still duzn't fo' real qualify as quesshun dat gits bak some "advice." Whut duz a nigga gots'ta do? Spell it out fo' ya'? A-D-V-I-C-E. In oda' wo'ds, you's ax' me about sump'n ya' may be needin' help wid, and ah' cut ya' an ansa' straight up.
As far as yo' quesshun goes dough, I'll do mah' best, whut duh hell.. I don't know why so many white folks is disrespectful like dis. But on DIS thread, de M.O. be fo' dem t'refa' to me as Nigger o' as Rumpofsteelskin. Word.
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here ya go Mr. Nigga:
I'm laid up in my hide (sniper position) waiting on the mark to roll into his safehouse. Meanwhile, some kid gets mowed over by a hajji taxicab. The fucking towelhead steps out and looks around to make sure nobody has spotted his crime ('cept me). As the day goes on this young boy is literally shredded by traffic. I hit my mark and extracted. Problem is, I still see the kid in my head and last nite he returned. How the fuck do you get rid of that shit? And don't say do dope because I drink enough already. Jason
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MC RumpDawg,
I wish to consummate an unnatural relationship with Richard Bradbury. Any good pickup lines I can use for starters?
Miller
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On 2005-09-27 08:31:00, misbehaver wrote:
"here ya go Mr. Nigga:
I'm laid up in my hide (sniper position) waiting on the mark to roll into his safehouse. Meanwhile, some kid gets mowed over by a hajji taxicab. The fucking towelhead steps out and looks around to make sure nobody has spotted his crime ('cept me). As the day goes on this young boy is literally shredded by traffic. I hit my mark and extracted. Problem is, I still see the kid in my head and last nite he returned. How the fuck do you get rid of that shit? And don't say do dope because I drink enough already. Jason"
'Ey bro, sorry your caught in such a shitty situation over there. i aint exactly a pacifist but i aint down with the violence either. You helped me focus my mind on some heavy shit a while back. Sorry your commander in chief is such an idiot. It's a fucked up world. You have my sympathy.
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pirate, I've never needed sympathy. But, I will apologize for my earlier post. It was a LONG week and I had to put down some animals (2legs).
My stress caused a shitstorm around here; my fellow survivors did not deserve that. BTW, I'm my Commander in Chief. I gotta deal with what I do in the field. You are correct; it's a fucked up world. It's all we got though, right? Jason
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On 2005-09-27 08:31:00, misbehaver wrote:
Problem is, I still see the kid in my head and last nite he returned. How the fuck do you get rid of that shit?
You can't get rid of shit like that. Whatever does not kill you doesn't necessarily make you stronger, it may cripple you for life.
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Dear Mr. Nigger,
How can I get rich quick and legally? Any advice to help on this subject would be much appreciated.
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Dear Mr. Nigger,
Are you any relation to a Ms. Cleo ? Enquiring minds would like to know. Thank you.
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Peace.
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Why do black people seem to have all the government jobs?
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Yo Mr. Nig,
What to you do when a Nigger post an advice column and then doesn't show up to work and answer said questions seeking advice?
The only explaination is that Mr. Nig is a union Nig............
a curious observation......
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come on mr. niggerifikka, where ARE you? I need your advice man!!! I had axed some queshuns and they in't bein anssuhd emn w/ any avice.
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On 2005-09-27 19:20:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Why do black people seem to have all the government jobs?"
Maybe it's the town you live in. Maybe it's the education. Maybe it's the segregation. Maybe it's the neighborhood. Maybe it's the relatives. Maybe it's the track.
Why does ANYONE work at The Gap. I hate The Gap. I hate it so much I haven't been there in years. I just hate it. It's boring, that's for sure. Why would anyone want to work there? Boring people go in and buy clothes there. I wouldn't want to see that many boring and annoying people all day long. I might just go nuts. I might just start telling the pudging out middle aged ladies that they had graduated to Talbot's, and they should get on out of my face. I might just tell all the teenage boys that wearing Gap clothes made them look boring. I might tell the teenage girls to get a clue, the clothes are shit quality, learn to be savvy shoppers, girls.
If anyone would like to remark further on this, or other similar subjects, feel free. The Nigger obviously left this thread up without locking it because he WANTED people to goof off and answer other people's questions in the meantime. Kind of like when we subs in the fourth grade. Heh heh.
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I meant when we had substitute teachers. Not submarine sandwhiches. Which, by the way, what is your favorite kind of sub sandwhich, and how long is the longest submarine sandwhich you have ever eaten. Also, what is the Guinness Record for longest sub sandwhich?
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Yo. I bes rappin' wit my cats da otha day, an dis nigga be commin' up ta me like, "yo beatch, you wanna piece a dis cake" and I's like, "yo foo, back up off dis shit o you fit a git punked gee." Dis nigga ain't steppin' back fo sure so I's like "damn nig you's an you boys bes git back cause I'm straight gamin' ta bust yo grill." He be like "yo I ain fraid no busta ass negro." Wat I's spose tah do 'bout dis cat yo? Help a brotha out.
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Shoot at his toes and make him dance.
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Yo Rump-dawg,
Dis' nigga got a problem wit' some righ jive ass mothafuckin' white boyz. Dem' and they fancy little bimmaz think they can floss wit' mah little sistah. Now normally I'd jes' crack they mothafuckin' skullz. But you know how it be, and I jes' got out the pen. Fo sho I can't be fuckin' around. Without bitchin' out and makin' the homies take care of dis' shit fo me, how da fuck can I put these little punk ass bitchez in line?
- Bo
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Yo Bo,
You bes talkin' shit nigga? You best be steppin' back wit you flava less you fit a git busted. I aint no trick ass nigga an dis nigga don heitate a bust a niggs azz. Yo trickin' azz cant be dancin' wit my dogz o cause my dogs be bustin' a nigas head. Yo I learn how ta bust som azz from lisnin tah dat "fity cent" shit yo. Dat nigga speaks ta me through his words yo. Dat nigga speak tah my heart. I's a tru gangsta. Yeah I drives a bimma dat mah pappy buys me but I's still a tru thug yo. I's representin
evry day. Busta azz nigga. Word
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On 2005-10-01 19:37:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Yo Rump-dawg,
Dis' nigga got a problem wit' some righ jive ass mothafuckin' white boyz. Dem' and they fancy little bimmaz think they can floss wit' mah little sistah. Now normally I'd jes' crack they mothafuckin' skullz. But you know how it be, and I jes' got out the pen. Fo sho I can't be fuckin' around. Without bitchin' out and makin' the homies take care of dis' shit fo me, how da fuck can I put these little punk ass bitchez in line?
- Bo"
slap my ass
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On 2005-10-01 19:46:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Yo Bo,
You bes talkin' shit nigga? You best be steppin' back wit you flava less you fit a git busted. I aint no trick ass nigga an dis nigga don heitate a bust a niggs azz. Yo trickin' azz cant be dancin' wit my dogz o cause my dogs be bustin' a nigas head. Yo I learn how ta bust som azz from lisnin tah dat "fity cent" shit yo. Dat nigga speaks ta me through his words yo. Dat nigga speak tah my heart. I's a tru gangsta. Yeah I drives a bimma dat mah pappy buys me but I's still a tru thug yo. I's representin
evry day. Busta azz nigga. Word "
purr..................
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SO, whatv a'vice ya B needen.. BEeeaaTTcccch!! .
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Dawg, sounds like you need yo shit pushed in. Dun make me break mah steel rod off in yo pussy ass. I'll slap yo daddy too and steal his bitch ass' bimma. Whack ass nigga.
Bo
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rRi-ght. You would die first.
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I'd pay a quarter to see THIS fight!
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Wouldn't be no fight, I'd snap this little pussy ass nigga like a twig.
Bo
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Dear Mr Nigger
You (sho nuf) need to work on your Ebonics.
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which nigger are y' sayin' this to?
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white boy.
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On 2005-10-02 21:27:00, Anonymous wrote:
"which nigger are y' sayin' this to?"
Its "niggah".
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ok, thanks..whatever.
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Riiiiiiiiiite on.
Foooooooo sho.
Sho nuf.
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Please come back, Mah Neurggah.
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dammit I hate it when people juss run off an' leave like that.
I had to fire Mah Niggah, y'all.
I'm sorry.
I am taking his place now.
You can aks me quesshuns, I'll try to answer them.
I hope you do not mind if I wear a towel around my head though. Okay?
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I miss you, nigger.
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dammit I hate it when people juss run off an' leave like that.
I had to fire Mah Niggah, y'all.
I'm sorry.
I am taking his place now.
You can aks me quesshuns, I'll try to answer them.
I hope you do not mind if I wear a towel around my head though. Okay?
Get da fuk up outta hea, nigga.
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On 2005-11-07 02:18:00, Str8survivorVA wrote:
"More of the same.. I gotta stop drinking and posting.[ This Message was edited by: Str8survivorVA on 2005-11-07 12:45 ]"
..and quit your jibbah-jabbah. :flame:
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On 2005-12-18 15:43:00, Rumpofsteelskin wrote:
"On 2005-11-07 02:18:00, Str8survivorVA wrote:
"More of the same.. I gotta stop drinking and posting.[ This Message was edited by: Str8survivorVA on 2005-11-07 12:45 ]"
..and quit your jibbah-jabbah. :flame:"
Word is bond my nigga q-tip
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Whatchu tawkin' bout "qtips" n' shit, nigga? Speak English, fool.
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On 2005-09-27 12:31:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Dear Mr. Nigger,
How can I get rich quick and legally? Any advice to help on this subject would be much appreciated.
Fuck if ah' have deh answer t' THAT...
But if ya' happen t' figger out some way t' do it be sho' n' lemme know cuz dey ain' payin' too much 'roun' heah. :lol:
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aite.
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On 2005-10-01 20:39:00, starry-eyed pirate wrote:
SO, whatv a'vice ya B needen.. BEeeaaTTcccch!! .
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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On 2005-11-07 02:18:00, Str8survivorVA wrote:
More of the same.. I gotta stop drinking and posting.
::bwahaha2:: ::cheers:: ::puke::
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sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up you fucking fuck.
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word. .
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All you racists deserve more abuse than you ever received from the seed.
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Right on, sistah! :flame: :skull: :tup:
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On 2006-03-21 21:28:00, Anonymous wrote:
"All you racists deserve more abuse than you ever received from the seed."
Word is bond......
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Why, this is such an easy question. You guys just don't know which niggers to ask. You want to ask people like Betty Sembler, Calvina Fay, Kathrine Harris how to get rich quick and easy. They are, after all, the most successful celebrity welfare niggers in the Western hemisphere; maybe even in the world!
"Replace end user" (The Top Support Call Closer 10 Years Running)
--Bastard Administrator
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they are turkeys :lol: :lol:
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gobble gobble
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On 2005-11-07 02:10:00, Str8survivorVA wrote:
"Wow do you ever go back and read the posts you made when you were wasted?[ This Message was edited by: Str8survivorVA on 2005-11-07 12:44 ]"
You were never in Straight.
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On 2006-03-22 14:06:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-11-07 02:10:00, Str8survivorVA wrote:
"Wow do you ever go back and read the posts you made when you were wasted?[ This Message was edited by: Str8survivorVA on 2005-11-07 12:44 ]"
You were never in Straight."
neither were you.
Ask 'Dat Nigger, how do you get rid of unwanted niggahs that were never in your posse but act as if they were?
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Jeez, what a nigger. :lol:
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what band of baking soda is best to use to make crack?
also can you reccomend ways to get phatter welfare checks?
thanks dawg
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It duzn't matta' whut kind'a bakin' soda ya' use. Arm & Hammer, ah' guess. De mo'e kids ya' gots de fatta' yo' check gots'ta be.
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How do you get rid of people you don't want around you or you want them to shutup?
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On 2006-03-23 12:37:00, Anonymous wrote:
"How do you get rid of people you don't want around you or you want them to shutup?"
A 357 should do the trick, or an AR-15. :scared: :lol:
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or a 45
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On 2006-03-23 12:37:00, Anonymous wrote:
"How do you get rid of people you don't want around you or you want them to shutup?"
I can help you with this. Slam them into a brick wall when they are drunk, back it up with a broken bottle, take their wallet, hit them over the head til they are unconscious, then you should not have this problem anymore.
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On 2006-03-24 07:36:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2006-03-23 12:37:00, Anonymous wrote:
"How do you get rid of people you don't want around you or you want them to shutup?"
I can help you with this. Slam them into a brick wall when they are drunk, back it up with a broken bottle, take their wallet, hit them over the head til they are unconscious, then you should not have this problem anymore."
You may also, for longest lasting results, set them on fire.
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Trickka treat, muthafukkaz!!
:twofinger: :cheers: :rasta:
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Why does it make me so fuckin crazy when some candyass wnnabe wigger fuck calls me "dog"?
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Why does it make me so fuckin crazy when some candyass wnnabe wigger fuck calls me "dog"?
I believe it is prounouced "DAWG"...Put not firm in my use/understanding of "Ubonics".
And nothing establishes a working relationship, as when I am called "Boss"....Which clearly says to me, "Yeah, I been to prison, infact, I just got out." I musta missed that in the Dale Carnigie course on "How to Win Friends and Influence People"
Maybe it is the age factor, maybe it's four years of Honors English?
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Could be the age factor,prolly more like a chronic dislike for people tryin to be what they aint. Have had an acute dislike for posers bout long as I can remember. :lala: