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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on September 23, 2005, 12:47:00 AM
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Got some juicy tidbits? ::bwahaha2::
We all know that there's plenty going on behind-the-scenes here...people hooking up, arranging rendezvous.. ::blushing::
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I made hot monkey LUV to Animals' mama :wave:
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I heard RTP uses drugs.
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I have a crush on someone.
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On 2005-09-23 09:57:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I have a crush on someone."
That Dr Fucktard, he gets all the girls.......
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That Dr Fucktard, he gets all the girls......."
It's someone else.
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and then Froderik fucked w/the wrong Marine. I've been leg deep in SAR and you hand me shit? Step thru my sites and earn last rites. Aw, shucks I luv your forum.... But, it's tits up for you. Jason[ This Message was edited by: misbehaver on 2005-09-23 10:18 ]
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Hell, MB, what's Frod ever done to you for you to threaten him like that?
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I think it's more like someone else is starting shit to make him say this.
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On 2005-09-23 10:24:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I think it's more like someone else is starting shit to make him say this."
Oh! the drama!
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I want to get high with RTP :smokin:
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On 2005-09-23 10:27:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I want to get high with RTP :smokin: "
Beat it.
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On 2005-09-23 10:17:00, misbehaver wrote:
and then Froderik fucked w/the wrong Marine. I've been leg deep in SAR and you hand me shit? Step thru my sites and earn last rites. Aw, shucks I luv your forum.... But, it's tits up for you. Jason
What'd I say, MB?
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Nevermind...I know what it was now..you must have taken offense to my remark about your sticking an M-4 (?) in pirate's face a few days ago..oh well, shall I start making funeral arrangements? :???:
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PTSD. You are allgood. I don't have the time...
Something about "Putting a gun in someone's face"
Also, "This is Hot"?? it's not about hot; I'm so cold. But, I've found a new gig and you can rest assured I don't wanna put harm on ya. Jason
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Get back to the steamy stuff!
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Ruthie puts liquid LSD in her snatch.
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ahhhh the drama....now...GET TO THE GOOD STUFF
:rofl:
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On 2005-09-23 11:15:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Ruthie puts liquid LSD in her snatch."
THAT must be why I'm hallucinating.......
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On 2005-09-23 11:16:00, groovy1634 wrote:
"ahhhh the drama....now...GET TO THE GOOD STUFF
:rofl:
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Exactly!
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On 2005-09-23 11:18:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-09-23 11:15:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Ruthie puts liquid LSD in her snatch."
THAT must be why I'm hallucinating......."
Are you saying you visited ruthie at the Y?
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So, Original Poster, have you ever 'hooked up' with someone from here?
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You know it! :wink:
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On 2005-09-23 11:22:00, Anonymous wrote:
"You know it! :wink:"
How many? Tell it all.
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Well, dish out some dirt....we're all ears....
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Stay tuned; someone's trying to break into my car!
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On 2005-09-23 11:30:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Stay tuned; someone's trying to break into my car!"
Is it a mullatto with a crow bar? Oh shit, he was SERIOUS!!!!!
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Godammit.......YES!!!!!
Gotta go, later!
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We need a Dear Dr. Fucktard advice column. I need some.
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There's been one for a while......
http://fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?to ... forum=6&12 (http://fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?topic=8739&forum=6&12)
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It doesn't allow anyone but the admins to post. I can't PM. I need advice as an anon.
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Ask his advice here, or start a thread. He'll see it. Dr. Fucktard sees everything!
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On 2005-09-23 12:02:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Ask his advice here, or start a thread. He'll see it. Dr. Fucktard sees everything!"
Oh shit he sees everything?
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Will you "go" with me?
Check yes or no.....
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Aren't you married though?
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Rally round the family.
With a pocket full of shells.
Beastie Boys
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On 2005-09-23 13:11:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Rally round the family.
With a pocket full of shells.
Beastie Boys"
Nerp, thats Rage.
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C'mon, let's hear the dirt......I'll start.
I have used either pot, cocaine, xanax, barbiturates, crystal meth or alcohol with four different Straight survivors I met through this forum.
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I had sex with someone I met here
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I've had sex with 3.
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Damn, you get around, huh?
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it's been over a long span of time.
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On 2005-09-23 17:48:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I've had sex with 3."
At the same time? Impressive.
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Did you meet them here, or did you know them prior to, or during, Straight?
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On 2005-09-23 17:51:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-09-23 17:48:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I've had sex with 3."
At the same time? Impressive."
Wow, those reunion parties sound better than I would have thought.
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At the same time? Impressive."
Still trying for that one. Hard to get all 3 together in the last let's say 20 years.
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On 2005-09-23 17:52:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Did you meet them here, or did you know them prior to, or during, Straight?"
One during straight.
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I am the O.P.
That stands for Original Poster. Mmhmm.
gos·sip
1. Rumor or talk of a personal, sensational, or intimate nature.
2. A person who habitually spreads intimate or private rumors or facts.
If you're going to gossip, please do it right!
If you would rather not login, fine....but AT LEAST specify the person that you had sex with (or whatever) by giving their screen name....ok?
Thank you.
PS- this is not the *advice* column, that's the other thread.
PPS- I managed to chase off that crowbar-wielding mulatto.
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On 2005-09-23 11:18:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-09-23 11:15:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Ruthie puts liquid LSD in her snatch."
THAT must be why I'm hallucinating......."
now that's just fucking gross......
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On 2005-09-23 18:04:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I am the O.P.
That stands for Original Poster. Mmhmm.
gos·sip
1. Rumor or talk of a personal, sensational, or intimate nature.
2. A person who habitually spreads intimate or private rumors or facts.
If you're going to gossip, please do it right!
If you would rather not login, fine....but AT LEAST specify the person that you had sex with (or whatever) by giving their screen name....ok?
Thank you.
PS- this is not the *advice* column, that's the other thread.
PPS- I managed to chase off that crowbar-wielding mulatto. "
You first.
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On 2005-09-23 18:04:00, Anonymous wrote:
If you would rather not login, fine....but AT LEAST specify the person that you had sex with (or whatever) by giving their screen name....ok?
Thank you.
OK, OK.......it was Alice Rollins
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Hey, OP, how much is it worth to ya for me NOT to drop the dirt I know about you?
Just kidding----and I think it's really cool you got to have sex with Fucktard, I know you've been after him for a while now.
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OK, OK.......it was Alice Rollins"
Who's that?
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On 2005-09-23 18:12:00, Anonymous wrote:
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OK, OK.......it was Alice Rollins"
Who's that?"
Did I ever mention the time I fucked that Group Staff Supervisor bitch :flame: :flame: , Alice Rollins? I was on 3rd phase and going to school at Mirror Lake in St. Petersburg, when one day, after school, I heard an older female voice call from behind me. I turned around, surprised to see Alice Rollins.
"I'm giving you a ride today", she said, flashing that sexy smile of hers and indicating a large Cadillac with tinted windows.
"Thanks Alice. I love you Alice" I replied, holding her door open for her. I went around to the other side of the car and was shocked to see a bottle of Cutty Sark and a couple of shot glasses in plain sight, right next to a tray of sensimilla and a mirror with two fat, white rails laid out on it.
"Don't be nervous" she said, "we'll just have a little party here. It'll be our little secret." She uncapped the Cutty and took a long pull, then passed me the bottle. I tilted my head back for a long draw of scotch, and heard her snorting up a line as I felt her hand groping at my cock and balls. I took another deep draw from the bottle as fear, revulsion ,and a sick sense of desire filled me.
"It's OK" she said, "here--do a line"
I took the mirror she handed me, and the rolled up $100 bill, and bent down to see my wild-eyed reflection in the mirror as she unzipped my pants.
"I've never done coke before" I said, kind of nervously.
"Oh, that's not cocaine, silly boy, that's PCP. It's very decadent. William and I like to do it when we watch bestiality movies we made on our honeymoon".
"Oh", I said, feeling my dick reluctantly getting hard to her touch and a buzzing noise in my head.
"Why don't you roll us a joint?" she said, right before she bent down and swollowed my engorged prick and began skillfully fellating me.
"Sure, Alice. I love you, Alice" I said, feeling hazy yet strangely aroused as she continued inhaling my shaft.
Suddenly she stopped sucking, sat up, and told me to light up the joint I had barely been able to roll. As I lit it up and took a deep toke into my lungs, she pulled down the black polyester slacks she was wearing to reveal that she had no panties on. She took the joint from me, hit it a couple of times, thenthrew herself over the seat, with her ass in the air.
"FUCK ME ! FUCK ME IN THE ASS LIKE THE SLUT I AM!" she screamed, and I plunged my drug-crazed dick into her bung hole, feeling her convulse with joy as I buried my dick in her ass.
She passed the joint back to me and I hit it again and again as I continued probing her anus with my johnson. Sweat poured down my face and I continued to pump her butt as I wiped the perspiration of my forehead. She began screaming again, making wild animal noises, and just as I was about to cum, she yelled out "Look over your shoulder RIGHT NOW!"
Startled, I did as she said, and what I saw when I did was a sight I will never foget. Over my shoulder I saw Miller Newton, dressed in a torn Girl Scout uniform, furiously masturbating himself as he watched us. Then he pulled out a bible, and opened it up so he could ejaculate within it's pages.
I guess it was the PCP, maybe the weed, or the scotch, but I statred laughing. Alice slapped me across the face and said " You just got yourself a 3-day Away From Home, Druggie".
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::bwahaha2:: ::bwahaha2:: ::drummer:: ::drummer:: ::puke::
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On 2005-09-23 18:04:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I am the O.P.
That stands for Original Poster. Mmhmm.
gos·sip
1. Rumor or talk of a personal, sensational, or intimate nature.
2. A person who habitually spreads intimate or private rumors or facts.
If you're going to gossip, please do it right!
If you would rather not login, fine....but AT LEAST specify the person that you had sex with (or whatever) by giving their screen name....ok?
Thank you.
PS- this is not the *advice* column, that's the other thread.
PPS- I managed to chase off that crowbar-wielding mulatto. "
I was David Bowman.
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again....
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Just kidding----and I think it's really cool you got to have sex with Fucktard, I know you've been after him for a while now.
Who can resist a crusty old man with tattoos on his face?
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I can't.
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On 2005-09-24 08:36:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I can't."
I wanna see you motivate for Fucktard sex!!!!!!!1
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the 1 after the !!! indicated who you are../yawn
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On 2005-09-23 13:11:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Rally round the family.
With a pocket full of shells.
Beastie Boys"
Excuse me but the above lyrics that ye have quoted are not from the Beastie boys.....the lyrics are actually from the band "rage against the machine" The song itself I believe is called "bulls on parade"
regards,
-DPOur government is the potent, the omnipresent teacher. For good or for ill it teaches the whole people by example. Crime is contageous. If the government becomes the lawbreaker, it breeds contempt for law, it invites every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy.
U.S. Justice Brandeis (1856-1941)
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On 2005-09-23 11:13:00, misbehaver wrote:
"PTSD. You are allgood. I don't have the time...
Something about "Putting a gun in someone's face"
Also, "This is Hot"?? it's not about hot; I'm so cold. But, I've found a new gig and you can rest assured I don't wanna put harm on ya. Jason"
Come after me bitch...Ill pm you my address. :wave:
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I just saw an interesting thread regarding Carmel..and fishy vaginal odor
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well if it's on fornits, it must be true.
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On 2005-09-24 15:31:00, Anonymous wrote:
"the 1 after the !!! indicated who you are../yawn"
damn woman do you ever wash that thing
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This rap is getting boring. Let's have a song!
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On 2005-09-25 18:42:00, Anonymous wrote:
"This rap is getting boring. Let's have a song!"
Let's find out where you live and kill you.
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On 2005-09-25 21:22:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-09-25 18:42:00, Anonymous wrote:
"This rap is getting boring. Let's have a song!"
Let's find out where you live and kill you."
Come get me, dipshit.
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he won't cuz he's pussy-assed bitch mulatto.
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You got that right
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On 2005-09-26 08:24:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-09-25 21:22:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-09-25 18:42:00, Anonymous wrote:
"This rap is getting boring. Let's have a song!"
Let's find out where you live and kill you."
Come get me, dipshit."
Post your address, you song-motivating loser and a half.
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Fuck you, 'tardboy. Meet me outside of the State Theater in St. Pete tomarrow at noon. Bring your crowbar, I'll stick it up your mulatto ass right after I surgically remove your remaining testicle.
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Pirate called Vengence a seductive slut and said he wants to fuck her !! :smile:
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Fuck you, 'tardboy. Meet me outside of the State Theater in St. Pete tomarrow at noon. Bring your crowbar, I'll stick it up your mulatto ass right after I surgically remove your remaining testicle.
::bigsmilebounce:: ::bangin:: ::bangin:: ::bandit:: :skull: :skull: :skull:
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Better not LAUGH at him -- he might start doing the quote thing again...
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right..
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Please, Animals, don't do it!!!! I was kidding, I'll leave your remaining ovary in!!! (you still get sodomized with the crowbar, though)
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On 2005-09-26 12:06:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Please, Animals, don't do it!!!! I was kidding, I'll leave your remaining ovary in!!! (you still get sodomized with the crowbar, though)
:nworthy: :nworthy: :smokin: :smokin:
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Have not and will not ever sleep with anyone from here...nothing personal but I have my own thang going on!...lol!
warm regards,
-DPI have found Christian dogma unintelligible. Early in life, I absenteed myself from Christian assemblies.
--Benjamin Franklin, American Founding Father and inventor
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Many of us have our own 'thang' going on... lol! :tup:
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bumpity bump for all the chumpity chumps
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On 2005-09-26 18:56:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Many of us have our own 'thang' going on... lol! :tup: "
was not referring to masturbation just my own thang with my own partner is all...I would have no need for sex with anyone on here.Marijuana clearly has medicinal value.
Thousands of seriously ill Americans have
been able to determine that for themselves,
albeit illegally. Like my own family, these
individuals did not wish to break the law but
they had no choice.
--Lyn Nofziger, former deputy chairman of the Republican National Committee
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On 2005-09-23 11:13:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Get back to the steamy stuff!"
On 2005-09-23 11:15:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Ruthie puts liquid LSD in her snatch."
I laughed out loud... :grin: Truth resides in every human heart, and one has to search for it there, and to be guided by truth as one sees it. But no one has a right to coerce others to act according to his own view of truth.
--Mohandas K. Gandhi
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