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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on September 19, 2005, 05:35:00 PM
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I'm holding a contest for best avatar. I have selected three judges. I will let you know more about my judges as the days pass and what they will be doing for this contest. You don't win a whole bunch by having the best avatar, you actually win a PlayStation I. I have it here, the fucking thing WORKS though I don't guarantee that it works but it fucking works fuck you you bastard.
So, here's the deal:
Post a post here on this new thread stating why your avatar is best. You will want to explain why you chose your avatar and reasons and all that. You can be as stupid as you want, or as sincere as you feel you need to be, too.
In your post which includes your avatar there to the left, you need to include a fucking email address so that I can contact you in case you win. I will send you the playstation from the local post office and you can pay for the shipping. I will probably actually send you some working games that I have. I have a nice crisp new joystick that comes with the white machine you will win. Get ready for fun. You haven't won a whole lot of much in your life, and there isn't really that much going on here on these forums anyways, so have some bloody fun here with this contest. Here are the judgings for your avatar, if you meet them and are 'better' than anyone else's in judges opinion you will be sent a PSI that you can pay for the shipping on. The shipping will not cost more than a couple o' bucks. This is for real asshole. here's what we'll be judging on:
1. Any affiliation with fornits written in your post. How long you been comin here needs to be added and some other stuff. Though not fully decided, just be sure and try to sound like you can write a complete sentence describing yourself and why you come here or why you Think it is you come here to ANY fornits forum.
2. You must state why your avatar is best and why you chose your avatar and the like. Got it? Email me for questions. I reserve the right not to answer you back on those particular questions.
4. Avatars will be judged on originality and classicism/character. This means that all Avatars are welcome insofar as Fornits deem it welcoming for me to do this contest for us survivors. You can post things like birds or w/e you like. I am familiar with some of the avatars now and I am already considering some of my more favorite ones which remain for you to see.
3. You will be judged not only on character of your Avatar but also on the accesories/accoutrements that are on your icon. Such as bandanas, glasses, birds, and the like. Background and all that will be noted.
5. Number of times posted. You're not being judged on the number of times you've posted here. But you shouldn't be anonymous w/ an avatar if you want to win. You need to have some kind of call sign/ name for yourself or avatar, too. If you've been trolling alot, and I don't mean critical opinion or being advocationening, just plain ass trollin ... you probably won't win if it can be identified as ya'. bitch. Yes, I'm a hypocrite. So are you.
5a(1)-1.2 Subsection Clause 3b 2 1/2 (879345.23): If you troll on this post/thread you will be expelled. Email me with any other comments besides your post. We are not responsible for any outcomes of this contest for survivors. If you're really nice I will probably throw in the couple of bucks for shipping.
6 and other stuff: As I go along we will probably think of a few more things that are ONLY legitimate that we might want to judge avatars on. I won't drag this thing out more than four weeks to a month 1/2. The winner will receive a working PS1. I don't promise it won't be DOA, but I wouldn't waste your time. Have fun. When you do post for your avatar here, you are welcome to, as well, add some ideas for judging the avatars as long as they are purely tasteful. Tasteless judgements will receive first consideration though will not be used in the actual contest.
The creator of this contest, ME, IS NOT responsible for anything outcome that comes from involvement of this free contest. I don't guarantee the winning will work though it does like I already said. Also, I am playing on your PSI right now. It works. I am not responsible, nor are any of the judges, for any involvement or legal issues that may arise from this contest. By entering freely into this contest you agree to hold the maker of this contest, ME, free from all harm and legalities in any manner or actions in all.
My email address is:
reaganyouthscreditrepair@hotmail.com
I am waiting for you essays, names, and avatars to appear here for this contest. If you have questions or any other comments, please don't post them on this thread, doing so will forfeit your right to win this contest. Peace and goodnight.
This is my first contest I have ever really done. I will post the shut-off date for final entries. I'd hate it if people kept entering this and the contest winnings had been sent out. I imagine that two weeks I will shut-off the entries allowed. Okay, shutup now and enter your avatar and lil' essay and stuff.
By the way, how do I make an avatar appear on the left like you do? I'm new here.
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