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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on September 19, 2005, 11:01:00 AM

Title: SynArt: NOT hooked on phonix.
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2005, 11:01:00 AM

I am creating a program called SynArt.
It's an UNlearning tool to be used in place of the outmoded frontal lobotomy.
This program will teach normal, cognitive adult humans to UNlearn what they know and adjust to the ever dumbing world around them.

SynArt will have everyone talking like monkeys and working at car washes in NO TIME FLAT.

I thank my inspiration(S)

Syn and his 46 year old simian sidekick, Arty.

In this mind numbed world, you both will make me RICH.

Title: SynArt: NOT hooked on phonix.
Post by: Mister Pink on September 19, 2005, 01:23:00 PM

Eliscu, I like you, but the word is spelled and pronounced *delusional*

Title: SynArt: NOT hooked on phonix.
Post by: Mister Pink on September 19, 2005, 04:47:00 PM

Right, and let's take a break from this grim business for a moment. It is driving me to drink.


Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
Step outta line, the man come and take you away

We better stop, hey, what's that sound,
Everybody look what's goin' down&


That's it for now, folks. See you next week. And until then, remember the immortal words of Admiral Raphael Semmes: "God helps those who help themselves."

Title: SynArt: NOT hooked on phonix.
Post by: Mister Pink on September 20, 2005, 01:23:00 PM

get your own Username loser

Title: SynArt: NOT hooked on phonix.
Post by: Anonymous on September 20, 2005, 10:26:00 PM

apparently you and your friends are pretty easily amused, art.

Title: SynArt: NOT hooked on phonix.
Post by: Mister Pink on September 21, 2005, 10:43:00 AM

Well, in that case, I have some keys and shiny objects right here in my pocket! look! wow! oooohhh! ahhhhh!  :eek:

Title: SynArt: NOT hooked on phonix.
Post by: Mister Pink on September 23, 2005, 10:43:00 AM

Quote

On 2005-09-21 12:22:00, artman11111 wrote:

"Thats about all you got in your pocket.."

yeah.... ok.... good one arty farty.

Title: SynArt: NOT hooked on phonix.
Post by: Anonymous on September 23, 2005, 10:49:00 AM

Art has shiny things in his HEAD.  Namely : A metal Plate. Lobotomies were big in his day.He's 106 right?

Title: SynArt: NOT hooked on phonix.
Post by: Mister Pink on September 23, 2005, 10:54:00 AM

As for SyN, lobotomies were ditched in favor of Electro-Shock Therapy, combined with smokin' General Meetings, they done fixed him good....

Title: SynArt: NOT hooked on phonix.
Post by: Anonymous on September 23, 2005, 11:01:00 AM

Maybe if we promote him to RamRod he will act smarter.