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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on September 18, 2005, 02:55:00 AM

Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2005, 02:55:00 AM
Somebody wrote this chuckleworthy bit:

"Art you're also a fucking idiot.
There's no excuse for the way you morons abuse the english language.You speak like retarded 6 year olds.
Reporter, Pink and friends are all literate and eloquent.
The rest of you are a bunch of dingleberries.
Choke on shit , morons."

TO WHICH SYN THE HALFWIT RESPONDED
(in a language that is less like english and more like some sort of simian grunt)

"literate and eloquent eh?? literate meaning well read or you can decipher the droolish dribble that oozes out from pinks mouth. do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple?
If you know anything about abusing the english language you would not have made that statement.

your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue.
untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up.

a friendly fuk you till then.
M"

HERE IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU, SYN,
AS A CRIME AGAINST THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS A CRIME AGAINST THE CIVILISED:


I won't even ATTEMPT to translate this drivel into english as it would prove an unsurmountable feat if ever attempted.
"abashinging"?
This is not even a WORD in the english language.
I will not bother to correct your repeated misuse of the words 'your' and 'you're'.
( "your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue")
Can you spot the error in THAT statement?
My guess is that you cannot.

As for this indecipherable blather:
"Do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple? "
Even if I tried to substitute the made up and undefinable word "abashinging" with something that RESEMBLED
an english verb, the sentence would STILL make zero sense.
Was this not your first language?

Oh-
lol!

"untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up. "


It's abundantly clear.
You DON'T speak english, do you?

Are you completely incapable of stringing together a few simple words to convey a complete thought?

Not ONE thing you have said either
A) makes sense
or
B) Is said in an above 3rd grade level manner.


The more you speak, the deeper the hole.
Stop digging, admit defeat and adjust to your below average capacities.

Idiot.

You are the worst kind of nincompoop.
The sort that hasn't a clue that he is one.
Good luck with that job at Burger World.
I hear you get all the fries you can eat there.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2005, 02:57:00 AM
:nworthy:


I'm pretty sure that shit Syn said was in Swahili!
Fucking dingbat! :rofl:
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2005, 02:58:00 AM
My favorite part is that he's trying to sound smart (I think) and sounding like Chris Burke instead.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2005, 04:05:00 AM
Here's a picture of Syn running around by the sunken car in Maine.
Already 18 in this picture, syn was doing a victory dance for just having finished the book "The velveteen Rabbit"
Although he did not understand most of the words, he loved the purty pictures.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 18, 2005, 08:33:00 AM
That old station wagon still there?? WOW, would of thought it rotted out by now. How far in the ground did it sink when you were there?

You know, Marty molested alot of little boys in girls in that car.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: SyN on September 18, 2005, 09:44:00 AM
Quote
On 2005-09-17 23:55:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Somebody wrote this chuckleworthy bit:



"Art you're also a fucking idiot.

There's no excuse for the way you morons abuse the english language.You speak like retarded 6 year olds.

Reporter, Pink and friends are all literate and eloquent.

The rest of you are a bunch of dingleberries.

Choke on shit , morons."



TO WHICH SYN THE HALFWIT RESPONDED

(in a language that is less like english and more like some sort of simian grunt)



"literate and eloquent eh?? literate meaning well read or you can decipher the droolish dribble that oozes out from pinks mouth. do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple?

If you know anything about abusing the english language you would not have made that statement.



your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue.

untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up.



a friendly fuk you till then.

M"



HERE IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU, SYN,

AS A CRIME AGAINST THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS A CRIME AGAINST THE CIVILISED:





I won't even ATTEMPT to translate this drivel into english as it would prove an unsurmountable feat if ever attempted.

"abashinging"?

This is not even a WORD in the english language.

I will not bother to correct your repeated misuse of the words 'your' and 'you're'.

( "your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue")

Can you spot the error in THAT statement?

My guess is that you cannot.



As for this indecipherable blather:

"Do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple? "

Even if I tried to substitute the made up and undefinable word "abashinging" with something that RESEMBLED

an english verb, the sentence would STILL make zero sense.

Was this not your first language?



Oh-

lol!



"untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up. "





It's abundantly clear.

You DON'T speak english, do you?



Are you completely incapable of stringing together a few simple words to convey a complete thought?



Not ONE thing you have said either

A) makes sense

or

B) Is said in an above 3rd grade level manner.





The more you speak, the deeper the hole.

Stop digging, admit defeat and adjust to your below average capacities.



Idiot.



You are the worst kind of nincompoop.

The sort that hasn't a clue that he is one.

Good luck with that job at Burger World.

I hear you get all the fries you can eat there."


oops got me on abashing should have been abashen
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?b ... &x=19&y=18 (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=abashing&x=19&y=18)
to destroy the self-possession or self-confidence of : DISCONCERT
synonym see EMBARRASS
 when you go after you and you're and thats all you have to attack me with then again i laugh in your troll face.  stop being a bag head and maybe i would care. when you try to embaress me  by posting lame pics of your self and calling me gay thats just more proof i was right.
but i'll give you that one, and the your and you're the rest of was obviously to much for you to understand. and its spelled(civilized see above.) which is fine i truly dont care. to busy typing to catch those, but the statement holds its own, and why did you put a picture of yourself up pink? thats just gay.  
  Is it the fact i called you an idiot?
I did mean it.  correct my grammer all you want i dont mind in fact thanks for helping out there bub.[ This Message was edited by: SyN on 2005-09-18 06:46 ]
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: SyN on September 18, 2005, 09:48:00 AM
and for christ sake stop posting after your self agreeing with your self.  3 in a row is PATHETIC  
23:55
23:57
23:58
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: SyN on September 18, 2005, 09:50:00 AM
where is that pic taken though?  never saw that part of elan, sunken car?
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2005, 01:27:00 PM
Quote
On 2005-09-18 06:44:00, SyN wrote:

"
Quote

On 2005-09-17 23:55:00, Anonymous wrote:



"Somebody wrote this chuckleworthy bit:







"Art you're also a fucking idiot.



There's no excuse for the way you morons abuse the english language.You speak like retarded 6 year olds.



Reporter, Pink and friends are all literate and eloquent.



The rest of you are a bunch of dingleberries.



Choke on shit , morons."







TO WHICH SYN THE HALFWIT RESPONDED



(in a language that is less like english and more like some sort of simian grunt)







"literate and eloquent eh?? literate meaning well read or you can decipher the droolish dribble that oozes out from pinks mouth. do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple?



If you know anything about abusing the english language you would not have made that statement.







your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue.



untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up.







a friendly fuk you till then.



M"







HERE IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU, SYN,



AS A CRIME AGAINST THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS A CRIME AGAINST THE CIVILISED:











I won't even ATTEMPT to translate this drivel into english as it would prove an unsurmountable feat if ever attempted.



"abashinging"?



This is not even a WORD in the english language.



I will not bother to correct your repeated misuse of the words 'your' and 'you're'.



( "your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue")



Can you spot the error in THAT statement?



My guess is that you cannot.







As for this indecipherable blather:



"Do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple? "



Even if I tried to substitute the made up and undefinable word "abashinging" with something that RESEMBLED



an english verb, the sentence would STILL make zero sense.



Was this not your first language?







Oh-



lol!







"untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up. "











It's abundantly clear.



You DON'T speak english, do you?







Are you completely incapable of stringing together a few simple words to convey a complete thought?







Not ONE thing you have said either



A) makes sense



or



B) Is said in an above 3rd grade level manner.











The more you speak, the deeper the hole.



Stop digging, admit defeat and adjust to your below average capacities.







Idiot.







You are the worst kind of nincompoop.



The sort that hasn't a clue that he is one.



Good luck with that job at Burger World.



I hear you get all the fries you can eat there."




oops got me on abashing should have been abashen

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?b ... &x=19&y=18 (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=abashing&x=19&y=18)

to destroy the self-possession or self-confidence of : DISCONCERT

synonym see EMBARRASS

 when you go after you and you're and thats all you have to attack me with then again i laugh in your troll face.  stop being a bag head and maybe i would care. when you try to embaress me  by posting lame pics of your self and calling me gay thats just more proof i was right.

but i'll give you that one, and the your and you're the rest of was obviously to much for you to understand. and its spelled(civilized see above.) which is fine i truly dont care. to busy typing to catch those, but the statement holds its own, and why did you put a picture of yourself up pink? thats just gay.  

  Is it the fact i called you an idiot?

I did mean it.  correct my grammer all you want i dont mind in fact thanks for helping out there bub.[ This Message was edited by: SyN on 2005-09-18 06:46 ]"


First of all, shit for brains,
'civilised' is the correct british spelling of the word.
Look it up you illiterate dolt.
What a moron you are!
(civilised
A   adjective
1    civilized, civilised
       having a high state of culture and development both social and technological; "terrorist acts that shocked the civilized world"
2    civilized, civilised, cultivated, cultured, genteel, polite
       marked by refinement in taste and manners; "cultivated speech"; "cultured Bostonians"; "cultured tastes"; "a genteel old lady"; "polite society")

Now on to your other crime against
language
(although I must admit that i am not certain that the vernacular which you repeatedly misuse and abuse is indeed english....)

First of,
let me school your half retarded ass.
There is NO word 'abashen'.
You made this up.
The defintion of the word ABASH is "to make uneasy or to disconcert"
In the context in which you misused and misformed the word, it makes NO sense.
It does not mean what you intended for it to...
and the form "abashen" does not even EXIST in our language.

The olde (yes, titbrain, OLDE is spelled correctly) english word
"abaishen" (which is what I am assuming you were confused by)
has a meaning even FURTHER from the thought you attempted to convey.
'Abaishen' means "to lose composure".

I digress.
"embaress " is not  a word EITHER.
Embarrass, however, is.

Don't try to be something you're not.
Intelligence simply isn't your thing.


Lol.
I'm still laughing at your attempt to correct my correct spelling of CIVILISED , you uncivilised troglodyte.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2005, 01:27:00 PM
Quote
On 2005-09-18 06:44:00, SyN wrote:

"
Quote

On 2005-09-17 23:55:00, Anonymous wrote:



"Somebody wrote this chuckleworthy bit:







"Art you're also a fucking idiot.



There's no excuse for the way you morons abuse the english language.You speak like retarded 6 year olds.



Reporter, Pink and friends are all literate and eloquent.



The rest of you are a bunch of dingleberries.



Choke on shit , morons."







TO WHICH SYN THE HALFWIT RESPONDED



(in a language that is less like english and more like some sort of simian grunt)







"literate and eloquent eh?? literate meaning well read or you can decipher the droolish dribble that oozes out from pinks mouth. do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple?



If you know anything about abusing the english language you would not have made that statement.







your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue.



untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up.







a friendly fuk you till then.



M"







HERE IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU, SYN,



AS A CRIME AGAINST THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS A CRIME AGAINST THE CIVILISED:











I won't even ATTEMPT to translate this drivel into english as it would prove an unsurmountable feat if ever attempted.



"abashinging"?



This is not even a WORD in the english language.



I will not bother to correct your repeated misuse of the words 'your' and 'you're'.



( "your an idiot though... so yeah, never mind whats the point you want to be an idiot by all means troll continue")



Can you spot the error in THAT statement?



My guess is that you cannot.







As for this indecipherable blather:



"Do you know your statement is abashinging ones self(that being you.) and simple? "



Even if I tried to substitute the made up and undefinable word "abashinging" with something that RESEMBLED



an english verb, the sentence would STILL make zero sense.



Was this not your first language?







Oh-



lol!







"untill your grasp of the spittle you call words ooozing from your mouth is properly defined i suggest you shut up. "











It's abundantly clear.



You DON'T speak english, do you?







Are you completely incapable of stringing together a few simple words to convey a complete thought?







Not ONE thing you have said either



A) makes sense



or



B) Is said in an above 3rd grade level manner.











The more you speak, the deeper the hole.



Stop digging, admit defeat and adjust to your below average capacities.







Idiot.







You are the worst kind of nincompoop.



The sort that hasn't a clue that he is one.



Good luck with that job at Burger World.



I hear you get all the fries you can eat there."




oops got me on abashing should have been abashen

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?b ... &x=19&y=18 (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=abashing&x=19&y=18)

to destroy the self-possession or self-confidence of : DISCONCERT

synonym see EMBARRASS

 when you go after you and you're and thats all you have to attack me with then again i laugh in your troll face.  stop being a bag head and maybe i would care. when you try to embaress me  by posting lame pics of your self and calling me gay thats just more proof i was right.

but i'll give you that one, and the your and you're the rest of was obviously to much for you to understand. and its spelled(civilized see above.) which is fine i truly dont care. to busy typing to catch those, but the statement holds its own, and why did you put a picture of yourself up pink? thats just gay.  

  Is it the fact i called you an idiot?

I did mean it.  correct my grammer all you want i dont mind in fact thanks for helping out there bub.[ This Message was edited by: SyN on 2005-09-18 06:46 ]"


First of all, shit for brains,
'civilised' is the correct british spelling of the word.
Look it up you illiterate dolt.
What a moron you are!
(civilised
A   adjective
1    civilized, civilised
       having a high state of culture and development both social and technological; "terrorist acts that shocked the civilized world"
2    civilized, civilised, cultivated, cultured, genteel, polite
       marked by refinement in taste and manners; "cultivated speech"; "cultured Bostonians"; "cultured tastes"; "a genteel old lady"; "polite society")

Now on to your other crime against
language
(although I must admit that i am not certain that the vernacular which you repeatedly misuse and abuse is indeed english....)

First of,
let me school your half retarded ass.
There is NO word 'abashen'.
You made this up.
The defintion of the word ABASH is "to make uneasy or to disconcert"
In the context in which you misused and misformed the word, it makes NO sense.
It does not mean what you intended for it to...
and the form "abashen" does not even EXIST in our language.

The olde (yes, titbrain, OLDE is spelled correctly) english word
"abaishen" (which is what I am assuming you were confused by)
has a meaning even FURTHER from the thought you attempted to convey.
'Abaishen' means "to lose composure".

I digress.
"embaress " is not  a word EITHER.
Embarrass, however, is.

Don't try to be something you're not.
Intelligence simply isn't your thing.


Lol.
I'm still laughing at your attempt to correct my correct spelling of CIVILISED , you uncivilised troglodyte.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2005, 01:41:00 PM
"ABASH:
to destroy the self-possession or self-confidence of : DISCONCERT
synonym see EMBARRASS "


You utter brainfart!
ABASH DOES NOT FIT INTO THE SENTENCE, HAAH, EVEN
BY THE DEFINITION YOU LINKED ME TO!!
Did you even get past third grade?
This is amazing.
I have never encountered a grown human with such limited grasp on verbal communication.

Let me explain this.
Abash is only synonymous with embarrass in it's "disconcert/confuse/bother" definition....This is a less common use of the word, one which  a simpleton like yourself is in NO WAY ready to comprehend.
It does not mean to "make a fool of/embarrass" one's self.

If you were trying to say that I was "embarrassing myself"(which also makes no sense, but I will humor you)
Here are some words that would have done the trick (abash has no form that works in  your context):

A) You 'only 'shame' yourself
B)  You only "embarrass" yourself
C) You only "degrade" yourself
D) You only "undermine" yourself
E) You only "enfeeble" yourself
F) You only "debase" yourself

I could go on and on, but I won't as I do not feel like  teaching the unteachable.
After all, It's all semantics.


Go to college.
Finish high school atleast-
FUCK, FINISH JR HIGH!

You are a fucking DISGRACE.
 :wstupid:
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2005, 02:03:00 PM
:nworthy:
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2005, 04:55:00 PM
Quote
On 2005-09-18 13:02:00, artman11111 wrote:

"uncivilised troglodyte??

Either we havan educated idiot amongst us/ or someone needs a pat on the head and a hug for knowing how to read a dictionary...

Mike.. Give him a gold star and a choc bar

Thats what children crave,attention and candy

educated or otherwise ... your still an idiot"


It's the former, not the latter
you addle brained blockhead.
You have an educated sophisticate amongst you.
I haven't the need to consult a dictionary, Christ..nothing I have said has been an inch beyond elementary.
The fact that YOU would imagin anybody to need a dictionary to traslate the extremely simple english I have offered is shocking.
How inarticulate ARE YOU?
I even DUMBED MY SPEECHES DOWN in hopes that I would be able to translate my thoughts into MORONESE for you and Syn.
A child?
Art, I believe the word on the street is that you are a 40 something year old flunkie who spends endless hours on a MESSAGE BOARD ABOUT  A SCHOOL HE WAS AT DECADES AGO.
Who's the child?
Wait, no.
Calling YOU a child is a gross understatement.
You are more like a mentally impaired clown.

You and Syn must have a combined IQ of 60.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2005, 04:58:00 PM
" your still an idiot"


By the way-
It's "YOU'RE"
not "YOUR"
You fucking thick, imbecilic dullard!
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2005, 05:26:00 PM
i dont have a limey dictionary, so dont expect me to care what the brits spelling is. but we also are in the United States therefore i use that dictionary el dinko. but i do enjoy your rants.  Mainly since i know your not out in public being this retarded. i think your town owes me a big thank you for having you waste so much time on my misuse of a single word.  Now you can keep feeding your ego if you want about me putting the wrong word in my sentence;  since it seems to bother you this much i guess i can apologize, but your still an idiot i could care less about.  No not an idiot you can google dictionary's and such, so no not an idiot.  
Your an asshole.  
But you have done more then enough to prove that here.   And dont think your bully tactics will work we arent going anywhere.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: SyN on September 18, 2005, 05:26:00 PM
i dont have a limey dictionary, so dont expect me to care what the brits spelling is. but we also are in the United States therefore i use that dictionary el dinko. but i do enjoy your rants.  Mainly since i know your not out in public being this retarded. i think your town owes me a big thank you for having you waste so much time on my misuse of a single word.  Now you can keep feeding your ego if you want about me putting the wrong word in my sentence;  since it seems to bother you this much i guess i can apologize, but your still an idiot i could care less about.  No not an idiot you can google dictionary's and such, so no not an idiot.  
Your an asshole.  
But you have done more then enough to prove that here.   And dont think your bully tactics will work we arent going anywhere.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2005, 07:26:00 PM
Quote
On 2005-09-18 14:26:00, Anonymous wrote:

"i dont have a limey dictionary, so dont expect me to care what the brits spelling is. but we also are in the United States therefore i use that dictionary el dinko. but i do enjoy your rants.  Mainly since i know your not out in public being this retarded. i think your town owes me a big thank you for having you waste so much time on my misuse of a single word.  Now you can keep feeding your ego if you want about me putting the wrong word in my sentence;  since it seems to bother you this much i guess i can apologize, but your still an idiot i could care less about.  No not an idiot you can google dictionary's and such, so no not an idiot.  

Your an asshole.  

But you have done more then enough to prove that here.   And dont think your bully tactics will work we arent going anywhere."


Case in POINT.
You've thoroughly debased yourself (note:word used correctly)
Limey dictionary?
No, dimwit.
I speak the same english as you do, I simpley do it the right way.
Dictionary?
What word did I ever use that a moron off of the street didn't know how to define?
Again-
If you needed a dictionary you're worse off than we thought.

By the way-
You misuse MANY words, not just one.

Also-
When will you learn which form of your/you're to use
in your non-english sentences?

You use the wrong one EVERY time.


Just curious:
what does this sentence even MEAN?
"No not an idiot you can google dictionary's and such, so no not an idiot. "
ARE you saying you actually had to GOOGLE A DICTIONARY TO UNDERSTAND ME?
Pathetic.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Mister Pink on September 18, 2005, 07:59:00 PM
:nworthy: WOW!  :nworthy:

I hope you are all happy. Your constant anon assaults seem to have shut down the SyN-bots Grade Three Capacitor, lowering his speech and mathmatic funtions down to that of a first grader. Loss of these functions may impair the robots ability to effectively sweep floors or look at male pornography. To have the Grade Three/Elan Diploma chip re-programmed, you must bring your SyN-bot to the IMR and pay a $45 fee for the service. While your SyN robot can still be considered active, the loss of the Elan School Third Grade diploma puts your Bot at a much higher risk of dwelling on the unreal and unattainable - along with severe fluid leaks and electrical problems.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: SyN on September 18, 2005, 08:20:00 PM
No not an idiot you can google dictionary's and such, so no not an idiot. "
ARE you saying you actually had to GOOGLE A DICTIONARY TO UNDERSTAND ME?
Pathetic.

the word you, not i was used in the above "quote".

If you cant see that then i think your pretty slow there bub.  But again why bother with you, im done with ya.  say what you want. im out of the vortex your trying to create.
your still pathetic. your still an asshole in his parents basement.  Your honestly not worth another post.  pretty sad how hard your trying to be an asshole for no other reason then to be an asshole.  No wonder your allways online, who would enjoy your company.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Mister Pink on September 18, 2005, 08:52:00 PM
then its all settled! go away.  :lol:
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2005, 09:31:00 PM
Quote
On 2005-09-18 17:20:00, SyN wrote:

"No not an idiot you can google dictionary's and such, so no not an idiot. "

ARE you saying you actually had to GOOGLE A DICTIONARY TO UNDERSTAND ME?

Pathetic.



the word you, not i was used in the above "quote".



If you cant see that then i think your pretty slow there bub.  But again why bother with you, im done with ya.  say what you want. im out of the vortex your trying to create.

your still pathetic. your still an asshole in his parents basement.  Your honestly not worth another post.  pretty sad how hard your trying to be an asshole for no other reason then to be an asshole.  No wonder your allways online, who would enjoy your company.  

"


HAHAHAHAH
I DINT'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THE POSSIBILITY THAT YOU WERE SUGGESTIN I HAD USED A DICTIONARY!
This is exceptionally hilarious!
What MORON would need a DICTIONARY to say the simple things which I said?
I was DUMBING DOWN to what I THOUGHT was YOUR level...
apparently you're even DUMBER THAN THAT.
I'm sorry.
My brain does not allow my communication skills to drop even lower.
You'll have to get a translator.
You really might have Down's.
PLEASE ATTEMPT TO USE THE RIGHT FORM OF "YOUR/YOU'RE" JUST ONCE TO PROVE THAT YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE ON ASSISTED LIVING!
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2005, 09:32:00 PM
PS:
The reason Nobody could understand that sentence was because YOUR ENGLISH IS ALL WRONG.
I thought I had made that abundantly clear to you.
Apparently not. :wstupid:
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Mister Pink on September 18, 2005, 11:13:00 PM
Q: My SyN-bot is unable to spell/comprehend spoken English. Why is this?

A: The SyN model B-25, and the B-25A-B were equipped with built a built-in translator, allowing it to understand and repeat simple phrases, with a maximum word ROM capacity of 142 words (147 for model B-25B) allowing it to effectively understand and carry out simple demands. Spelling functions for all SyN model robots prior to the B-25C models were factory set to the Second Grade Level, which may explain why it says "dichotomy" when it really means to say "hierarchy". While taking your SyN-bot out onto the Fornits Fora, please disregard any and all speeling (sic) errors; correcting your SyN-bot may damage its self-esteem module.


RECALLS, (model B-25A,B,C)

:1374: - Faulty electrical harness leading to capacitator damage can cause faults in propaganda circuits.

:1356: - Original equipment Ramrod should be replaced with the stronger alloy based ramrod from a Cruz-bot.

:1344: - Loss of data due to SyN-bot being too stupid to even breathe properly can be solved by installing compressed air canister in upper torso.

For any further questions or recall updates, please contact the IMR, or visit the Elan School.

Warranty - 1-888-ELAN-IMR
Repair   - 1-888-ELAN-BOT

email: elanrobotfactory@poland.k12.edu
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2005, 12:50:00 AM
Pink, this thread started off kinda funny, but I thought that it got kinda stale after a page or two.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2005, 10:52:00 AM
I'm not pink, but I will take it into consideration.
Ever think maybe it's the subject that is stale?
Something tells me that Syn and Art's inner skulls smell like moldy bread.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2005, 05:21:00 PM
Hello, I am 26 years old. I graduated elan in 1997, and I am a female. I found this site today and I must say something is very wrong here. Are grown men really sitting on their computers for days on end argueing about who should win the spelling bee? Do any of you even just sit back and look at what you are doing here? Isn't it embarassing? I mean seriously some of you need mental help. I am personally embarassed to be at all associated with you people, Elan graduates or not. How exciting it was to find a forum where I thought I might for once reconnect with some friends or have some much needed discussion reguarding Elan. But these endless threads about beating one another up and "I can spell better than youuuuuu!!!!!" are enough to make a person crazy. In fact you all are crazy. Some good advice, leave this board and spare yourselves some dignity. You are worse than the little boys in my 5th grade class fighting over who got the bouncier basketball for recess.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2005, 05:42:00 PM
I'm pretty sure THEY'RE not the ones lacking dignity.
Let me guess:
You've got 6 kids, a fat belly and secretarial job.
I thinkg YOU should leav now with the NO dignity you have.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2005, 09:19:00 PM
Quote
On 2005-09-19 14:42:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I'm pretty sure THEY'RE not the ones lacking dignity.

Let me guess:

You've got 6 kids, a fat belly and secretarial job.

I thinkg YOU should leav now with the NO dignity you have."

:wave: Welcome back Tamar!  Still have nothing better to do than call people fat?
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2005, 10:55:00 PM
Not pink.Not Tamar.Try one more time and you're out.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2005, 11:01:00 PM
Marty Kruglik.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2005, 11:22:00 PM
DAMMIT.
You got me.
It's me, Marty.
I couldn't resist, I smelled all those old school elan vaginas and penises....
It brought me right back.
Hi-Yuh
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2005, 11:35:00 PM
Marty, Pink ,Tamar, Jordan, Lettisue, Greg and Reporter are actually all one person.
That's what these dindleheads seem to be implying.
It's amusing seeing as I am none of the above and it is me that they are addressing with this foolish assumption.

I'm the ghost of stupidity past, here to remind you of your limited brain functions. :wstupid:
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2005, 11:41:00 PM
gimme some of what YOU'RE smokin.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2005, 11:47:00 PM
I would, but it's illegal to even talk about it.
It's that alien shit,baby. :tup:
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2005, 11:49:00 PM
you're talkin' about it now...bring it on...i'm ready.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 20, 2005, 12:08:00 AM
I think you ARE ready, Kemosabi.
I don't think Syn or Art are, though.
They canNOT afford to lose even 1 more brain cell.
They'd be eating earthworms and barking at birds if they got any dumber.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 20, 2005, 11:59:00 AM
I  think youmean "more dumb" not "dumber"
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Mister Pink on September 20, 2005, 01:22:00 PM
he was probaly dumbening it down for the masses  :smokin:
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 20, 2005, 02:24:00 PM
Quote
On 2005-09-19 19:55:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Not pink.Not Tamar.Try one more time and you're out."


YOU ARE TAMAR.  I hacked into your (not you're) computer, you idiot.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 20, 2005, 04:43:00 PM
sure you did, pal....sure you did. believe me, i'd like to believe that this was true -- I hate the bitch  myself -- but i doubt your veracity.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 20, 2005, 05:00:00 PM
I don't doubt the voracity..I am POSITIVE this is untrue.
If you HAD hacked ANYTHING you would have figured out who I actually am.
I was Pink the other day.
Now I am Tamar.
Come on, "hacker" ,
get it right.
Hack me.
Figure me out.
Trust me, you haven't yet, moron.This is fun.
Guess again. :wstupid:
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 20, 2005, 05:05:00 PM
The fact that you say you hacked my computer(dies of laughter)
is hilarious seeing as if you HAD you would have actually discovered that I am not even ONE of the people you have accused me of being.
Once again, you look the fool.
You don't have to work at that,though.
It comes quite naturally. :wstupid:  :rofl:  :wave:
COME ON!
TRY HARDER!!!
It shouldn't be that hard to figure out.
Well, maybe for you people it is.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 20, 2005, 11:00:00 PM
Quote
On 2005-09-20 14:05:00, Anonymous wrote:

"The fact that you say you hacked my computer(dies of laughter)

is hilarious seeing as if you HAD you would have actually discovered that I am not even ONE of the people you have accused me of being.

Once again, you look the fool.

You don't have to work at that,though.

It comes quite naturally. :wstupid:  :rofl:  :wave:

COME ON!

TRY HARDER!!!

It shouldn't be that hard to figure out.

Well, maybe for you people it is."


I am NOT the anon who claimed you were Pink.  You are and always have been Tamar (aka the grammar nazi).  It's amazing how much time one can spend on the computer when you don't have to stop to eat 3x a day.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 20, 2005, 11:09:00 PM
You're funny when you're wrong. You can believe me to be whomever you want. Just don't lie and claim yourself to be a hacker because if you actually WERE you would know who I actually am. :wstupid:
My name is Pink Tamar Reporter Jordan Lettissue.
What's yours?
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Mister Pink on September 21, 2005, 10:43:00 AM
hack this.  :wave:
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 21, 2005, 10:53:00 AM
Quote

On 2005-09-21 07:43:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"hack this.  :nworthy:

I love you. You're me, right? :silly:
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Mister Pink on September 21, 2005, 11:56:00 AM
I am you and you are I
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 21, 2005, 12:56:00 PM
Tamar, quit getting your panties in a bunch.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 21, 2005, 12:57:00 PM
Tamar is way smarter than Pink.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 21, 2005, 01:39:00 PM
my dog is smarter than pink
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 21, 2005, 04:41:00 PM
Quote
On 2005-09-21 10:39:00, Anonymous wrote:

"my dog is smarter than pink"


I am Pink/Reporter/Tamar/Lettissue/Jordan/Greg.
All my incarnations are equally smart.

Pink is me and I am Pink is Tamar is Lettissue Is Greg Is Jordan.
I've never met any one of these characters,but I am delighted to BE them.


 :wave:
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 21, 2005, 04:58:00 PM
shut up.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 21, 2005, 05:06:00 PM
Quote
On 2005-09-21 13:58:00, Anonymous wrote:

"shut up."


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 21, 2005, 05:24:00 PM
I think they're taking it pretty well you dink...
THEY ALL LAUGH AT YOU NO MATTER WHO THEY ARE.
 :wstupid:
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 22, 2005, 05:19:00 PM
Quote
On 2005-09-22 13:00:00, artman11111 wrote:

"
Quote

On 2005-09-21 14:24:00, Anonymous wrote:


"I think they're taking it pretty well you dink...


THEY ALL LAUGH AT YOU NO MATTER WHO THEY ARE.


 ::fuckoff:: "

Resting your case? ummmm...I don't know if you realize this but you haven's actually SAID anything.
You have to actually SAY something to have a case, more so to 'rest it'. :wstupid:
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Mister Pink on September 23, 2005, 10:45:00 AM
Do you even have a case? or just a paper bag?
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 23, 2005, 10:47:00 AM
Upper Case  :wink: .
I know where to place those.
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 23, 2005, 10:48:00 AM
Art lives in a paper bag. he calls it The Palace. All his friends live next door by a drain pipe. :scared:
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Mister Pink on September 23, 2005, 10:55:00 AM
its all because evil george bush raised the prices of cardboard so big oil could get rich, isn't that right SyN?
Title: SYN: Mindless dolt or halfwit retard?
Post by: Anonymous on September 23, 2005, 11:00:00 AM
Syn and Art don't have to care about gas prices. They both drive Bicycles to work at the Burger Shack. ::burger::