Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 01, 2005, 06:17:00 PM
He played an important role in the sickness that is Elan.
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 02, 2005, 10:54:00 AM
A Gottlieb-bots favorite words:
General fuckin' meeting!
Knock on this door!
You're shotdown!
Put him in a chair in the corner!
You're gonna get a sign!
Expeditorrrrrrrr!
General meeting, general meeting!
You're going in the ring!
You're coming out of your image!
You use elan for 3 hots and a cot!
Though other words and phrases are also known to be said by a Gottlieb-bot, the above are the most common. And all the above phrases said by a Gottlieb-bot are with a heavy Boston accent.
A Gottlieb-bot also comes equiped with a standard sudden blood flow rush to the head, making the head of the Gottlieb-bot turn red when reciting the above phrases.
A Gottlieb-bot also carries on his person, several pairs of plastic restraint cuffs. If one shall ever come in contact with a Gottlieb-bot, try to avoid it at all costs.
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Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 02, 2005, 11:14:00 AM
Q. My Gottlieb-bot sometimes skips and repeats certain phrases over and over, what shall I do?
A. Depending on what phrase your Gottlieb-bot is saying, for instance: Gottlieb-bot keeps repeating "put him in a chair in the corner" over and over. Have your Gottlieb-bot interact with an elan-bot and place the elan-bot on a chair in the corner, this will reset the Gottlieb-bot and bring it back to normal functioning.
Q. My Gottlieb-bot's head turns red way too often, is this normal?
A. Your Gottlieb-bot will make its head turn red when using certain phrases and will always rehearse phrases in anger mode. It is designed to turn red in an attempt to intimidate other elan-bots.
Q. My Gottlieb-bot is unfare to elan-bots, it consistantly issues out strong learning experiences and general meetings, is this also normal?
A. Yes it is normal. A Gottlieb-bot was designed to be unfare to other bots, it always functions in a corrupt mode when around other elan-bots.
Q. When I relate to my Gottlieb-bot it shows complete attention and blinks its eyes repeatedly and speaks with a soft tone. But sometimes it turns red and starts yelling out "General fuckin meeting" and turns on me for no reason, is this normal?
A. When that does happen, allow your Gottlieb-bot to run a general meeting. Also, a Gottlieb-bot cannot stay in ( Relate Mode) for too long, if you try to keep it in (Relate Mode) for too long it will turn on you. Gottlieb-bots are more for corruption and issuing harsh punishments to other elan-bots, make sure it gives out at least 2 general meetings a day, and runs at least 5 rings a week.
Post by: Anonymous on September 03, 2005, 01:24:00 AM
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Q. My Gottlieb-bot sometimes skips and repeats certain phrases over and over, what shall I do?
A. Depending on what phrase your Gottlieb-bot is saying, for instance: Gottlieb-bot keeps repeating "put him in a chair in the corner" over and over. Have your Gottlieb-bot interact with an elan-bot and place the elan-bot on a chair in the corner, this will reset the Gottlieb-bot and bring it back to normal functioning.
::bwahaha:: ::ftard:: :lol:
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 05, 2005, 08:46:00 AM
It's 10:00PM. Have you ran your gott-bot in a gm today?
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 05, 2005, 09:44:00 AM
The gott-bot, One of elan's most corrupt directors.
Loves to run general meetings, and dish out heavy L.E.'s.
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Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 05, 2005, 09:51:00 AM
A picture of Linda roy. Notice how she needs to use two chairs to support her fat ass? AKA the Linday Roy-bot.
Also Linda is eating as always in her pictures. It is said in order for Linda to fit into those tight Levis jeans, she has to first soaked down her legs with cooking oil, lots of cooking oil. then she slides into them.
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Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 05, 2005, 09:53:00 AM
A young Hiram.
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 05, 2005, 09:54:00 AM
Corrupt Joe Ricci and Marty Kruglik's mentor.
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 05, 2005, 09:57:00 AM
Marty Kruglik with Ken Z. Notice the cheap sweater Kruglik is wearing? This is a rare picture of Marty not wearing a loin clothe. Must of been a parent meeting or something that day, and Sharon made him wear clothes.
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 05, 2005, 09:58:00 AM
Ken with the Gottlieb-bot. Jeff is one corrupt mother fucker!
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 05, 2005, 10:00:00 AM
Oh my... A Zaretzky-bot, very corrupt back in it's days.
Post by: Anonymous on September 12, 2005, 12:28:00 AM