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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: The Elan Reporter on August 27, 2005, 12:56:00 PM
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:52 ]
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:52 ]
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:53 ]
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Artman,
Care to comment on how long you have lived your life as a sexual predator?
Have there been many young victims that you have victimized in the past?
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Yeah, Artie's first day in the joint is going to go something like this:
After being shaved and de-liced, he'll be walked naked down the tier carrying just his bedroll and a jumpsuit. While he's moving toward his new cell, other inmates will be spitting on him, throwing toilet paper, cat-calling, fighting over dibs on who gets to fuck him first and shouting "New Fish! New Fish in the house!" all the while wagering on "how long he'll last."
When he finally gets to his cell and is grateful for having been escorted by a pair of CO's to relative safety, he'll be "befriended" by the guy in the cell next to him who will give him a smoke and two packs of kool-aid, one red, one purple.
While Artie smokes that cigarette, he'll be wondering "Why did this guy give me the kool-aid?" thinking, "That was awfully nice, he didn't have to do that."
Later on that night, when the general population gets released to go to chow, Artie will be told by his "new friend" to come into his cell and "Bring the kool-aid."
Artie will go into the cell thinking "I bet this is against regulations, going into someone else's cell, but I guess we're just going to make some kool-aid, have a drink and get to know one another." He'll be feeling a bit uneasy, but he'll think to himself "If we're going to be neighbors for the next 25 years, I might as well be friendly and get to know this fella."
When he gets into the "neighbor's" cell, he'll be somewhat shocked to find four men, all bearing tattoos of the Aryan Nation, glaring at him and licking their chops like he was a young, fresh girl performing her first show at the local strip club.
As the cell door slams shut behind him, he'll hear one of the men say "Let's have some fun, boys. We got fresh fish on the menu!"
Artie will then be ordered to put the red kool-aid powder on his lips and cheekbones and the purple on his eyelids, making him look like a fat, sweaty, nervous, shaved she-man.
After all of the men have had their "ride" on Artie, they'll "escort" him to chow, where they'll proceed to take his food, split it up amongst themselves and enjoy it. When they're done, the whole process of "going to chow" commences in reverse.
Enjoy yourself Artie, you sick, sick bastartd.
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:54 ]
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Dear Elan Reporter,
I am writing to express my concern over the recent issues of your otherwise fine publication. It seems that far too much press has been given to Artman, taking up space that would otherwise be spent on the story of Marty Kruglick. Artman is a rather poor subject for a reporter of your (or your assistant's) caliber. He is a lame-ass 12-Step supporter, filled with contempt for the saga of "The Way of the Kruglick", and definitely does not respect the Hi-Yuh. He is not worthy of inclusion in your fine periodical, and the presence of so many articles and editorials on him detracts from the reader's overall enjoyment. He is, in a word, boring. Please cancel all planned stories and editorials on this pathetic slob, and bring us, your loyal fans, more of the Hi-Yuh.
Thank You,
Hi-Yuh Respecter
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Dear Kind Sir:
Thank you for writing. A major hi-yuh will be revealed tonight along with models sporting hi-yuh wear (if I can stay up late enough).
Sincerely,
Elan Reporter's Assistant
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Sorry, out late at a comedy show. Am working on it right now.
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Not sure which anon personality i am writing too but i am sure one of them will enlighten us all with your witty return.
Just yesterday I promised myself I would stay away from this site for a while. But your so easy as Mike put it,and now I am amused by how you "act out" each time I post. Thanks for the laughs.
My invite still stands. I wouldnt chase a piece of shit,but would be happy to grind it into the ground if need be.Come on over ... you have the correct spelling of my last name as you have shown us all.I'm in the book
Wat else can i say little boy...
3-4 topics with my name in em ... how flattering...Plz send me all the private messages you can.. will respond the same way ... Your creativity is weakening..i actually thought of you as a better opponent.while you were entertaining your other personalities,I was playing music in a club with old friends.. a concept you surely cant grasp.
Just in case noone told you to go fuck yourself today ... i just did (i think you hear this alot)
arty farty
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You will being doing alot of fucking in prison sexual predator artie. Can't wait until you are prosecuted for being a sexual predator, man is that gonna be a fuckin' riot. :rofl: :rofl:
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Whatever, you stepcult worshipping fat fuck. Why don't you go back to the gay porn sites you are so fond of and quit masturbating to the Mary Kruglick stories. Obviously you have nothing to contribute here, so keep smelling your Krispy-Kreme induced farts, eating twinkies, and masturbating on your couch in your parent's basement as you fantasize about being the next buffalo to be sodomized by Marty. Your pathetic attempts at slandering the Elan Reporter, his Assistant, and fans of their work are tedious and trite. You are boring us with your mundane comebacks and attempts at humor. Truly pathetic.
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Artie, perhaps you can beat this sexual predator rap that you're faced with if you check yourself into SIBS. But you must ACT NOW, don't wait until it's too late! We've saved plenty of criminals asses before, and we can save yours. PM me and we'll send the StraightMobile? around to come and get you asap.
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That's right, Artman! Only SIBS can save your fat ass now!
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Artman nneds to be banned for flooding this site, the faty bastard keeps flooding the same post after post after post.
So Sad, the koil aid man can't come up with any new material to say and has to flood.
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That sort of druggie behavior can be easily dealt with at SIBS. We're dispatching the StraightMobile? immrdiately. Art, start packing your bags.
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We're onto you artman...we know what you're game is. Does the name John Wayne Gacy ring a bell?
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Its a shame we won't be able to see the after math of Arthurs face after he gets the shit kicked out of him by other inmates. I would pay top dollar for those pictures. Arthur most likely hangs around grade schools and tries to lure 3rd graders with candy.
Very sick man.
People like Arthur don't deserve to live. Sex predator's should have their dicks cut off and then fed to themselves. For some reason I think Arthur would like that though.
It's only a matter of time until the police/FBI catch up with him.
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Uh Oh,the internet police is back.Evewybody be vewy vewy quiet.
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You can attempt to play this off like a joke all you want to, but we all know the truth about you.
http://fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?to ... =30#127236 (http://fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?topic=11396&forum=2&start=30#127236)
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You're freekin scawy
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Not as scary as the thought of you molesting kids, fucker. :skull:
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If your going to threaten art, be a man about it and not anon. Your scare tactic against him wont work though. Nuff said.
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On 2005-08-29 04:57:00, SyN wrote:
If your going to threaten art, be a man about it and not anon. Your scare tactic against him wont work though. Nuff said.
If your going to defend art (a sexual predator) be a man about it and not anon. Nuff said.
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:55 ]
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On 2005-08-29 06:56:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:
"Syn nobody is threatening Artie, we are clearly exposing him for what he really is. "A sexual predator". Artie brought all this upon himself by posting outlandish requests to people here.
Yes he is an asshole here most of the times and we argue alot over different topics, which I don't mind. But when it comes to being a sex pred, I draw the line. That is even lower then an Alqueda terrorist bombin a subway.
Whether Artie is goofing around or not, a post like that is not called for. He has no idea of the ages of the people he is directing his statement to.
Some Anonymous baghead wrote " Art can sue us for slander" Yea ok, and what does he tell the judge when asked why he is suing them for slander? Oh your Honor, they said I was a sexual predator. The Judge replies: " But why on earth would they say a thing like that to you Art?".
Art would reply, " because I invited them to come to my house and go under my desk and suck me off."
Art's case will really hold up in a court of law, NOT!
Baghead also mentioned that the mention of Artie being a sexual predator was also mentioned at other sites. You damn right it was! I am sure there are young people that come to this site, and for them to read something like what Artie posted is disgusting and wrong.
Artie is a older man, not some 20 year old, Talk like that is not called for coming from his mouth. Besides all that, Art has hardly any friends on this forum. Myself and 6 others that I know of have been arguing with him for sometime now, I think he is out numbered here and should bow out.
We tried to talk to Art in a civil manner but as you can see he is too immature to carry on a civil conversation. And the outlandish remarks of his invite are nothing but disgusting sexual predator thoughts.
No this has to have a line drawn on it, there are teenagers that come here, and need not to be reading something like that. My assistant and I write funny creative stories with gross humor in it and mix in the truth about these staff members, but there is a difference.
So if you are gonna stand by the side of Artie who is a sexual predator, then so be it. Paint the potrait of Artie anyway you like,it still will always make him a sexaul predator.
And Artie has not once even attempted to edit his remarks, so again, what does that tell you?
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You are so clueless. It is amazing that you think it's okay to call people nigger and spic, but you have to draw the line with Art making sexual remarks. It's really sad that you can not see the fallacy in such a lame argument as yours!
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His point had to do with the fact that they weren't just sexual remarks -- it went a little deeper than that, no pun intended. :lol:
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:55 ]
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Who is the guy with the obcession with fecal matter. Did you have to eat shit your whole life?
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On 2005-08-29 11:52:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Who is the guy with the obcession with fecal matter. Did you have to eat shit your whole life?"
Oh thats just Artman. Artman will soon be living at the big muddy river correctional facility as soon as he gets his conviction. The only reason I can think why Art is obsessing with fecal matter. He is getting himself mentally prepared for his long stay at big muddy and cant wait for Bubba,Tyrone, and Leroy to shit all over him.
Be patient Artman, it will happen, it will happen. :rofl: :rofl:
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Hey Artie,
When your grandchildren come and visit you do you masterbate in front of them ? I find it hard to believe that you reframe from doing so. I betcha you spend at least 6 hours a day watching kiddie porn on your vcr. I can just imagine how much Artie likes to sniff his grandchildrens underpants, sick bastard! :lol: You can bet a million dollars that Artie is always the first in line in his family to be the volunteer to when it comes to diaper changing.
Artie removes the diaper, smears it into his face, licks it clean, then goes for small tiny balls and penis.Probably takes some polaroid shots o the kid lying naked on the bed, has pictures of them above his car visor, wallet, ect.
You know Artie, that grandchild will grow up someday, you better hope to God that he/she does not remember. You never know if arsenic will be one day laced in your coffee.
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On 2005-08-29 17:34:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Hey Artie,
When your grandchildren come and visit you do you masterbate in front of them ? I find it hard to believe that you reframe from doing so. I betcha you spend at least 6 hours a day watching kiddie porn on your vcr. I can just imagine how much Artie likes to sniff his grandchildrens underpants, sick bastard! :lol: You can bet a million dollars that Artie is always the first in line in his family to be the volunteer to when it comes to diaper changing.
Artie removes the diaper, smears it into his face, licks it clean, then goes for small tiny balls and penis.Probably takes some polaroid shots o the kid lying naked on the bed, has pictures of them above his car visor, wallet, ect.
You know Artie, that grandchild will grow up someday, you better hope to God that he/she does not remember. You never know if arsenic will be one day laced in your coffee. "
AND YOU THINK ART HAS PROBLEMS???? Look how graphic you are, like you have done it before. Your either extreamly disturbed or your deeply disturbed. Besides the fact that that post completly outed your self as a freak, who obviously has some deep emotional problems, but that post seemed a little to graphic, like you can see these things too easily in your mind. or have done them. I now to wonder what a background check on you would pull. I think the FBI would be more interested in that graphic post and the mind who thought it up more then arts. And anyone who backs up this anon and the graphic post that came out of him so easily, better think how it makes them look too. WOW, you anon need some serious help, your best bet before you out yourself even more is to go back to your marty jokes.
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What is this? Syn and Art taking a stand to reclaim the board? You can chat in your coloms, don't like our coloms then stay out of them. BTY didn't syn and Reporter agree to stay out of each others way?
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I may take his bag away. What is a colom anyway? I will not tolerate stupid bagheads.
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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. The person that wrote this is a sick freak.I totaly agree with Syn here.
On 2005-08-29 17:34:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Hey Artie,
When your grandchildren come and visit you do you masterbate in front of them ? I find it hard to believe that you reframe from doing so. I betcha you spend at least 6 hours a day watching kiddie porn on your vcr. I can just imagine how much Artie likes to sniff his grandchildrens underpants, sick bastard! :lol: You can bet a million dollars that Artie is always the first in line in his family to be the volunteer to when it comes to diaper changing.
Artie removes the diaper, smears it into his face, licks it clean, then goes for small tiny balls and penis.Probably takes some polaroid shots o the kid lying naked on the bed, has pictures of them above his car visor, wallet, ect.
You know Artie, that grandchild will grow up someday, you better hope to God that he/she does not remember. You never know if arsenic will be one day laced in your coffee. "
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awww... don't do that.... SyN is not to be agreed with under any circumstances, it may interfere with his elan-bot programming, leading to catastrophic shutdown on the primary and secondary motherboard circuits, facilitating severe leakage of his lubrication, which will in turn require re-application of 30W80 lubricant at a cost of $35.73 USD.
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Sounds like anal leakage ... pink in color
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On 2005-08-30 05:59:00, Anonymous wrote:
"What is this? Syn and Art taking a stand to reclaim the board? You can chat in your coloms, don't like our coloms then stay out of them. BTY didn't syn and Reporter agree to stay out of each others way?"
with reporter yes, and only about posts with hiyuh and knocking staff ect.
and only reporter.
anons no.
with the sicko who liked describing his wet dreams like you did up there anon no. your a fukd up sick and twisted individual, and by the by, i sent your post and ip to the feds via certified mail, bet you didnt think an elan kid had a sister working in the FBI. i dont know if she can do anything but i will utilize her post to no end. i do hope they look into this WHOLE forum, your posts the hate crimes the whole fukn shabang. posting anon means little online fool. especially when you post a post as sick as the above, notice only pink says something here. look out pinko you may have crossed the line completly.[ This Message was edited by: SyN on 2005-08-30 17:10 ][ This Message was edited by: SyN on 2005-08-30 17:19 ]
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OMG, actually how old are you Artie? You went crying to your dad becuase we make fun of you? :question: Is you father even alive Artie? Of did you dig up up dead corpse and went crying to it?
Art please do not necrophiliaize the corpse, that is very nasty.
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On 2005-08-30 17:09:00, SyN wrote:
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On 2005-08-30 05:59:00, Anonymous wrote:
"What is this? Syn and Art taking a stand to reclaim the board? You can chat in your coloms, don't like our coloms then stay out of them. BTY didn't syn and Reporter agree to stay out of each others way?"
with reporter yes, and only about posts with hiyuh and knocking staff ect.
and only reporter.
anons no.
with the sicko who liked describing his wet dreams like you did up there anon no. your a fukd up sick and twisted individual, and by the by, i sent your post and ip to the feds via certified mail, bet you didnt think an elan kid had a sister working in the FBI. i dont know if she can do anything but i will utilize her post to no end. i do hope they look into this WHOLE forum, your posts the hate crimes the whole fukn shabang. posting anon means little online fool. especially when you post a post as sick as the above, notice only pink says something here. look out pinko you may have crossed the line completly.[ This Message was edited by: SyN on 2005-08-30 17:10 ][ This Message was edited by: SyN on 2005-08-30 17:19 ]"
And you expect me to beleive all that? Now let me get all this straight. When someone else makes fun of your old boyfriend ( and I do mean old by the way), you will tell your sister who allegedly works with the FBI. BUT! If someone makes a screen name using your name, and makes fun of you, you do nothing about it?
Wow. I"m impressed, and I am sure Artie is gonna give you some real extra love over it.
BTW Artfuck, come up with your own ideas and material, using others is a copyright infringement, well not actually, you know what I mean. How does it feel to use what was dished out to you? And how does if feel your reverse physicology has no effect?
GET A LIFE YOU LOSER........
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"i sent your post and ip to the feds via certified mail, bet you didnt think an elan kid had a sister working in the FBI."
I read some stupid things b4 in my life on the internet and this is by far up there within the top 10.
Certified mail you say? ha ha ha ha. Now why on earth would you have to send it via certified mail when you have a Sister that works within the organization? Dumb ass.
Oh and I am sure that the F.B.I. will drop every case they are working on to look into this site's contents.
Let me let you in on a little secret there Syno. The F.B.I has alot more better things to investigate on the net, like terroists, U.S. national security, terroist plots,hackers and death threats.
But there is something worth while at this site that was said that may get the attention of the F.B.I. and that is the post regarding Artman's invite to his home to engage in sexual activity.
Far as the F.B.I's concern, that appears to be an open invitation to anyone. Anyone, not limited but also include minor's. After reading that thread,there is no indication of what the other persons age is, Artman did not use good judgement on that response.
Artman on numerous responses, continues to have his genitals sucked by his request, that is illegal what he is doing btw. I don't know Art's criminal background, or even if he has one, but if he did, he could see some jail time especially if he is a regestered sex offender.
But all you people have been going back-n-forth with each other for years now at this site, why stop now? Artman is just an old washed up ancient elanian, that now lives his life as a drunk 24/7. When the heck are you gonna grow up Art?
Funny how the mention of "living in your parents basement" surfaced here. That is Arts reality you know, this 50 something drunk lives in his parents basement. Art do your old parents a favor, get the fuck out of their house and let them have some peace. You are the meaning of a panty waste.
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Syn is not a moderator and cannot see IPs. :grin:
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I agree. Something tells me the FBI doesn't give two flying shits about Fornits, and if they did, they couldn't do anything about it. Period. Even if some asshole were making death threats on this board, they wouldn't do anything. Stop playing the narc card pussy.
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Yea Artie, you need to sober up and come back to reality. If you keep driniking like that next you will be telling us that you notified the national guard about us. Your over 50, its about time to take responsibility for yourself. :lol: :lol:
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I think you fornicate with goats, but I keep that to myself...
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On 2005-08-31 09:36:00, artman11111 wrote:
"I think you should write more nasty crap all you can in fact"
We admitted we were powerless over alcohol--that our lives had become unmanageable.
Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
You need to ask your Hi-Yuh Power for strength and guidance, Artie. You can't find redemption in the bottle...
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ewwwwwwwww,steps,those things suck ass.
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On 2005-08-31 10:16:00, artman11111 wrote:
"OH COME ON YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT
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I'm starting to believe you're some sort of masochist. You are inviting this abuse because you relish it. It completes you, makes you whole.
Arthur, you have more issues than a magazine rack, my man.
Now put down the bottle and let the little boy go...
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respect the hi-yuh-hi-yuh art!!!
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No,it wasn't.I'm not a fan of stepcult,glad to see your doing your own monitoring and congratulations.
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Pink,you kill me
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you guys are stupid.
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Thanx for pointing that out :cry:
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geez, sorry, i didn't really mean it...
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Damn Pink can you get anymore sillier? lol what the hell is all that noise suppose to be a ghost?
Or, Artie getting in on with a child?
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ITS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INDIAN YOU FUCKING MORON.
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All of Marty's chants have a "me suh" inbedded in them. hi yuh yuh yuh yuh.
Pink, you should post that wav with Martys picture, that would be funny.
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Should make a cartoon
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HAHAHA, here we go!
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LOL, i hear Marty! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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now we can all chant along with him!
hi-yuh-hi-yuh
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On 2005-08-31 10:08:00, Dysfunction Junction wrote:
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On 2005-08-31 09:36:00, artman11111 wrote:
"I think you should write more nasty crap all you can in fact"
We admitted we were powerless over alcohol--that our lives had become unmanageable.
Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
You need to ask your Hi-Yuh Power for strength and guidance, Artie. You can't find redemption in the bottle...
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Damn, that is some ridiculous bullshit you wrote there, DysJunc. "Nasty crap", indeed!
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On 2005-08-31 05:26:00, Anonymous wrote:
""i sent your post and ip to the feds via certified mail, bet you didnt think an elan kid had a sister working in the FBI."
I read some stupid things b4 in my life on the internet and this is by far up there within the top 10.
Certified mail you say? ha ha ha ha. Now why on earth would you have to send it via certified mail when you have a Sister that works within the organization? Dumb ass.
Oh and I am sure that the F.B.I. will drop every case they are working on to look into this site's contents.
Let me let you in on a little secret there Syno. The F.B.I has alot more better things to investigate on the net, like terroists, U.S. national security, terroist plots,hackers and death threats.
But there is something worth while at this site that was said that may get the attention of the F.B.I. and that is the post regarding Artman's invite to his home to engage in sexual activity.
Far as the F.B.I's concern, that appears to be an open invitation to anyone. Anyone, not limited but also include minor's. After reading that thread,there is no indication of what the other persons age is, Artman did not use good judgement on that response.
Artman on numerous responses, continues to have his genitals sucked by his request, that is illegal what he is doing btw. I don't know Art's criminal background, or even if he has one, but if he did, he could see some jail time especially if he is a regestered sex offender.
But all you people have been going back-n-forth with each other for years now at this site, why stop now? Artman is just an old washed up ancient elanian, that now lives his life as a drunk 24/7. When the heck are you gonna grow up Art?
Funny how the mention of "living in your parents basement" surfaced here. That is Arts reality you know, this 50 something drunk lives in his parents basement. Art do your old parents a favor, get the fuck out of their house and let them have some peace. You are the meaning of a panty waste.
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they definetly wont drop everything, they being my sister, but you can be added to many watch lists for that and other posts you made concerning licking shitty dipers ect. I could care less about b.s sn about me or random teasing, it made it more fun. but the last one was QUITE disturbing. Enough for me to feel the need to do something about it, and i did. Sure no one will knock on your door, but being on a watch list is never good. And by the by, i kept a copy of all the assholes ip's when i was moderateing here. call it thinking ahead.
there is a line where freedome of speach does not exist and that post was one of them. And look up the definition of slander too, cause art has you in a bad way for that. Go back to making fun of Marty people, reporter and i do have an agreement that all should listen too. Its not a bad one, the basic compromise of dont fuk with me and i wont fuk with you; let the posts friends make to each other stay civil and go on having you "hi yuh" fun. If me and reporter can agree to this whats the problem with the rest of you. It would be for the best all around.
Do you agree reporter?
Mike
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On 2005-08-31 15:33:00, SyN wrote:
Go back to making fun of Marty people, reporter and i do have an agreement that all should listen too. Its not a bad one, the basic compromise of dont fuk with me and i wont fuk with you; let the posts friends make to each other stay civil and go on having you "hi yuh" fun. If me and reporter can agree to this whats the problem with the rest of you. It would be for the best all around.
Do you agree reporter?
Mike"
Can't we all just get a HI-YUH??????????
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:56 ]
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On 2005-08-31 17:50:00, artman11111 wrote:
"is a visual, fast, and integrated ping, whois, and traceroute program that automatically analyzes connectivity problems, displaying the results on a World map. A great tool to locate and identify Internet abusers.
Someone is going to have a bad day and its not gonna be me !"
You tough guy, you! Go on to a pussy AA meeting.
They've got one thing right, and that is that you have tons of "character defects". You have the gall to say that 'communities aren't safe' with people like the Reporter around. Fuck you. I'd feel a hell of a lot safer living in the same neighborhood as an internet comedian than some no-good busybody AA fuck who whines to the cops every time he gets his Big Book too far up his ass--"OOOh, Mr. Policeman, the Elan Reporter has been mean to me". What a dork. Get your head out of your ass (where it is sharing an apartment with Bill W.'s dick) and quit fucking spouting your ridiculous drivel.
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:57 ]
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On 2005-08-31 19:49:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:
""But notice he's not here today ?"
Thats right artie, while you were hitting the bottle as as always, I was organizing and orchestrating plans on volunteering a few of my employees and some epuipment to help with the aid down south to help the needy with clean ups. Something you would know nothing about.
You probably wouldn't even doante $1.00 because that would be a dollar you would need towards that vodka you need to drink all day everyday.
Thats ok Artie, just keep sitting on your fat ass in your parents basement and drink away, the only person you should be concerned about is yourself as always.
Bottom line is, while I will be donating help and equipment, Artie will be pissing vodka in a phone booth on his way home from his local drinking hole. :lol: :lol:
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Uh oh asshole did you know your money is going to go to many Black and Latino people you so much despise? What a sweet irony.
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:57 ]
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On 2005-08-31 20:03:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:
"I'm sorry, is a baghead trying to say something? Sorry, but i don't think your burger flipping career need not apply. The city is in ruins, a natural diaster if you will. I am looking out for the countrys best interest OIL and GAS. the price at the pumps are gonna go even higher when comes Friday, if I can help in the aid of moving things forward and getting in done a little faster then so be it.
I am looking out for the economy's best interest and want to do something about it. I dont want to pay higher gas prices, I dont want to pay more money to heat my home. Situations like this call for mass volunteering in any which way one can.
That city is gonna need alot of cleaning up and machines to do it. I am gonna spare some equpiment to help out. A 40,000 pound excavator can help out alot in assisting in clean ups. the faster all this gets completed the better off the U.S will be, and right now the Country can use and need all the donations and volunteers it can get.
Thats ok, you can sit back and smoke your crack, you're useless to begin with anonymous.
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Flipping burgers? Smoking crack? That's all you got? I bet there is many burger flippers down south affected by the hurricane. Why don't you go down there and make a big speech putting down the burger flippers? People like you disgust me. Your help is not really help at all. Your "helping" is only to help yourself.
Maybe you will have a life changing experience down there and realize what an asshole you have been by putting people down because of their race and etnicity.
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On 2005-08-31 20:18:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:
"Sorry, but I wont be going down ther, have a business to run, something you would NEVER know about. I am sending as of now 2 of my foreman's and maybe a laborer or 2. So sit back and do nothing you non tax paying parasite, your sorry ass could never make a difference.
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And you are so sure I don't pay taxes huh? Actually I would be quite proud of myself if I were able to not pay taxes and support Bush's agenda of wiping out the world.
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On 2005-08-31 17:24:00, artman11111 wrote:
"Its all goodMike
i have done my part... This filth and slime that is the reporter is slander. He can make up,and twist whatever words i said for anything he wants to post about... But notice he's not here today ?
He cant help himself=,its an illness.Truly i feel sorry for him. A person that could think such horrid things let alone post them is not a sane person and needs help. It is gonna come in one form or another.Whether our conversations with the authorities do any good or not,people like this are not safe in ANY COMMUNITY. Which is exactly what ive been told by a number of law enforcement people. Its completely outa my hands. This dysfunction guy can beat up AA all he wants and say whatever. it does not compare to the postings of reporter anon..
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"Looking at the world through the bottom of a glass...All I see is a man who fading fast..."
Merle Haggard
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On 2005-09-01 06:46:00, artman11111 wrote:
"So your a comedian?
That story you wrote about my family has the same ip as the reporter... Your no longer anon..
Lemme know what your attorney says ...
Your 40,000 piece of equiptment is gonna look good in my yard....And thank you ...
You did exactly what the 3 of us expected...
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All joking aside, I can tell you for a fact that you aren't going to get a goddamn red cent for a being on the hot end of a flame war on a message board.
Firstly, it's not criminal, so you won't have recourse by that route. Even if it were criminal - which it is not - you would have an interstate harassment claim to prove. Good luck with that.
Secondly, in order to receive "damages" (either compensatory or punitive) you will need to prove you suffered financial loss as a direct result of "the reporter's" actions. If you can't show economic loss, you can't sue for damages. It's really that simple.
Don't forget that you were the one who offered up your full, legal name as well. By doing so, you opened the door for others to reprint it. Before you outed yourself, you were just some guy named "Artman11111." That was your own stupid mistake and it is a valid defense to any claim you may make against others. They didn't even know your name until YOU volunteered it.
Believe me when I tell you. I have personal experience being on the receiving end of the same type of shit, but FAR WORSE, including direct threats of bodily harm, arson of my property and more.
What has been said on this board hardly rises to the criminal level, causes no financial loss and, in case you may not have noticed, you participated in threatening others with violence and made lewd sexual comments to some who may prove to be minors who posted here. Your case, if it even could be brought, is crippled by your own behavior.
By the way, just having an IP address means nothing without a MAC address, subpoeanaed records from the ISP of the "offender" corroborating the times and dates of the postings AND subpoenaed records from the server upon which they were hosted, which, I believe, is in Canada.
Good luck getting international law enforcement cooperation to break up what amounts to a pissing contest between two adults on a message board.
Grow up. If you weren't so goddamn compulsive about reading and responding to this shit, you'd realize, in the end analysis, nobody that matters reads it anyway.
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Good Morning Art. :wave:
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On 2005-09-01 07:57:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Good Morning Art. :wave: "
Oops that was me,don't want Chief Baghead on my ass
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Not much,it finally stopped raining here after 3 days.Maybe now I can get away from this board for a while :lol:
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:58 ]
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Hey,which prison are you going to? If you go to Joliet I could stop in and say Hi when I visit my sister.
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:58 ]
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Even better,It's MUCH nicer up here.
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"The dodumentaion has been turned into law enforcement.What they do is on them ... As mike put it .. even if he arrives on a watch list"
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OK, Artie. I gotta say I feel for you for being in the position you now find yourself. What you need to understand though is that a significant portion of it was brought upon you by yourself, and what you've posted that I quoted above is feuling the fire, not extinguishing it.
These fellas can get pretty rough, and if you play their game (and it IS their game, you're a noob at it) they "gang-bang" (if you'll excuse the expression) you into submission. Sadly, it's a game you perceive that you have "won," but the only way to win is not to play. You're half-stepping with not playing.
The end result is going to be nil. Nobody's going to end up on any watch list, get prosecuted, get sued, or even get "warned" by law enforcemnt or threatened by someone's attorney. Exactly NONE of that shit is going to happen, so don't be disappointed when you find out that you just poured gas on the flames.
Empty threats are worth dick, and the one I quoted above, is as hollow as they come. Don't get your fantastic thinking all geared up to where you think there's a "watchlist" for internet pissing contests. You'll only be in for disappointment...
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I'm for burying the tomahawk and respecting the Hi-Yuh's.
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On 2005-09-01 11:17:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:
And now back to the hi yuh yuh's..
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Thank god! This pissing match was getting old! Me suh want more hi-yuh' NOW!!!!!
Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh
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I do however, reserve the right to continue publishing my elan-bot service manuals - because if you fail to properly lubricate your elan bot, premature rusting and subframe failure may result. These symptoms may even result in corrosion to the main propaganda circuits. If this occurs, your elan robot will no longer be able to strive towards postive goals and immediate emergency maintenance will have to be performed by Chief Elan Robot Technician (robo-tech) Tony Merret or Chief Mechanic Chief Martin R. Kruglick. Also, I will continue to inform owners of new upgrades available for their elan robots, like the R4-series silicone chip which, when installed, allows you to dial in the education level of your SyN-bot between 1st, 2nd, or 3rd grade. This allows it to perform menial liquor store tasks without questioning orders or constantly wandering into gay bookstores. Also available from the Elan Corporation is a new B-bracket assembly, machined from aluminum. This addresses recent complaints of loose ramrods and spilt lubricant, which is not only hazardous to the environment, but also a major source of premature corrosion. TAKE CARE OF YOUR
INVESTMENT, PROTECT YOUR ELAN ROBOT, INSPECT FOR FOREIGN OBJECT DAMAGE AND ALWAYS READ THE MANUAL.
for a sample brochure of the elan robot guide,
or a full 383 page illustrated technical manual, please e-mail Chief Technician Tony Merret @
spiritofthebuffalo@elancorp.org (http://mailto:spiritofthebuffalo@elancorp.org)
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Then I too will apologize for any remarks i have made about you or your family Art. But I do have a problem with your other request, respecting other people here. I'm sorry but Greg and leticia, They came here with a bad attitude and continues to do so.
Do a little research if you have time, and you will see where I am coming from.
And one more thing Art, I am still curious about how elan was ran back in your time, if you don't mind I would like to know what it was like, what you experinced ect. If you don't care to talk, then so be it.
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On 2005-09-01 11:35:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"I do however, reserve the right to continue publishing my elan-bot service manuals - because if you fail to properly lubricate your elan bot, premature rusting and subframe failure may result. These symptoms may even result in corrosion to the main propaganda circuits. If this occurs, your elan robot will no longer be able to strive towards postive goals and immediate emergency maintenance will have to be performed by Chief Elan Robot Technician (robo-tech) Tony Merret or Chief Mechanic Chief Martin R. Kruglick. Also, I will continue to inform owners of new upgrades available for their elan robots, like the R4-series silicone chip which, when installed, allows you to dial in the education level of your SyN-bot between 1st, 2nd, or 3rd grade. This allows it to perform menial liquor store tasks without questioning orders or constantly wandering into gay bookstores. Also available from the Elan Corporation is a new B-bracket assembly, machined from aluminum. This addresses recent complaints of loose ramrods and spilt lubricant, which is not only hazardous to the environment, but also a major source of premature corrosion. TAKE CARE OF YOUR
INVESTMENT, PROTECT YOUR ELAN ROBOT, INSPECT FOR FOREIGN OBJECT DAMAGE AND ALWAYS READ THE MANUAL.
for a sample brochure of the elan robot guide,
or a full 383 page illustrated technical manual, please e-mail Chief Technician Tony Merret @
spiritofthebuffalo@elancorp.org (http://mailto:spiritofthebuffalo@elancorp.org)
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And i reserve the right to constantly make fun of your need for lube, though as gay as you are i bet you hate people skidding on into you..... BAM.
damn lil one you make it so easy. Menial, you couldnt handle my jobs, wait any job really. get a clue dont be the last asshole standing, (w/o lube) seems most all of us are in agreement here but one person.
keep being a gay asshole eating pudding. or shut the fuk up and get back to the point as reporter has stated we all do have one thing in common.[ This Message was edited by: SyN on 2005-09-01 16:23 ]
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It's all very touching, really, just not in the way Marty touched you... If you want a truce or a sitdown with me or whatever, just say so, but don't blow a head gasket - it could lead to irrepairable damage to your command module.
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Hey Art or anyone out there remember Ray M. That kid was always in the ring big guy they used him all the time.
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blow this
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trekkie. command module. lol. lube. truce has been stated agree or be assimilated.
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Unfortunatly, elan-bots, including the SyN-bot model are unable to assimilate into the elan program after being released into the mainstream. However, maintenance can be performed at the IMR by a factory trained technician. Common maintenance (including regualr lubrication) includes Headcounts, HID (House in Dining Room), and the Reading of the Philosophy. If any of these measures fail to reboot your elan-bot, we will attempt the re-route the diagnostics back to the propaganda circuits by inserting a ramrod and performing a routine General Meeting or Verbal Reprimand, the latter is a free service if still under warranty.
Please contact Jeffery Gottlieb for all your technical service needs or warranty questions:
1-866-ELAN-IMR
or at
keeblerelves4lyfe@elanschool.edu
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The dink who lives with his parents and spends every day here is saying what? The fuk do i want a sit down with you for? I rather enjoy seeing your inept posts showing what an infant you are. please continue. mr dink.
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ELAN TECHNICAL SERVICE MANUAL V.1.2
proper care and maintenance of your robot
"Please keep in mind, that although your SyN-bot is programmed to function primarily in menial liquor store clerk positions, gay pornography shops, or Wal-Mart Super Centers; its memory can be reflashed to accomodate almost any low-level job, assuming the task does not require higher than a third grade education.
However, please consult with an elan factory representative before reflashing your SyN-bots chip, as higher stress jobs such as fry-cook at Arby's or male prostitute can put extra strain on a SyN-bots system resources, and could even lead to catastrophic O-ring failure. As always, your Elan factory manual will provide vital insight into what tasks are appropriate for your IMR updated robot.
This service bulletin also addresses warranty concerns about some owners SyN-bots failure to strive towards postive goals, a common sympton of a faulty head gasket which in some cases has led to SyN model robots becoming encapsulated in negativity. These problems have been determined to be caused by owner neglect, more specifically using the wrong kind of lube (80W120+ or above in cold weather conditions, etc...), or incorrectly inserting the ramrod. Please remember that neglect will void your SyN-bots warranty and may result in injury or death to the operator"