Post by: Anonymous on August 26, 2005, 10:42:00 AM
Where ya at Dogg? :question:
Where's cruz at :question:
Greg's got 2 turntables and a microphone
Blue du-rags.
Blue du-rags.
Cruz got 2 turntables and a microphone
And a flat nose. :smokin:
Rappin on da mic while he sings this song :lol:
Brings lots of street whores to his home :lol:
Where's Cruz at?
Where's Cruz at?
Post by: Anonymous on August 26, 2005, 11:05:00 AM
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 26, 2005, 11:07:00 AM
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 26, 2005, 12:15:00 PM
A forty ounce of O.E.
On my second day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me,
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.
On my third day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.
An Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.
On my forth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.
Keys to his Isuzu
An Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.
On my fifth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.
On my sixth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.
On my seventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.
A pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.
On my eighth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.
On my nith day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.
On my tenth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.
A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.
On my eleventh day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.
A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt
A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.
On the twelveth day of gang bangin Greg Cruz gave to me.
3 golden teeth
A "Word life, I'm a playa" T-shirt
A Flava Flav DVD
some stolen bling bling
some methamphetamine
a pair of brass knuckles
2 cans of spray paint
2 blue du-rags
keys to his Isuzu
an Oozie 9mm
1 switchblade knife
and a forty ounce of O.E.
[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-08-26 09:27 ]
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 26, 2005, 12:34:00 PM
Too fucking funny!
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 26, 2005, 12:40:00 PM
had a very flat nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say its gross
All of the other gangsta
used to laugh and call him names
they wouldn't let Greg Cruz
play any gangsta games
Then one foggy drive by night
Flava Flav came to say
Greg Cruz with your nose so flat
won't you drive my Isuzu pup tonight
Then all the gangsta's respected him
they shoplifted Greg some O.E.
Greg Cruz the flat nose gangsta
you will go down in history.
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 26, 2005, 12:48:00 PM
I actually tried to write a version of Marty's "The Christmas Song" last year. I will post another one tonight.
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 26, 2005, 12:51:00 PM
Marty Kruglik nipping at a young boys crouch
I.M.R chants being chanted by a Indian Mongoloid
And Kruglik dressed up like a Buffalo
Everyone knows some hi yuh yuh and buffalo
helps to make the I.M.R. bright
Tiny tots with their penis's sticking out
will find their way in Marty's mouth
They know that Marty is a pediphile
He's raped lots of Buffalo and young boys today
And every mothers child is going to ask why
Marty Kruglik likes to molest guys
And so Marty is offering this simple phrase
hi yuh yuh yuh,hi yuh yuh yuh yuh
me suh like buffalo and me suh gay
a very hi yuh yuh yuh to you
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Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 26, 2005, 12:53:00 PM
Post by: Froderik on August 26, 2005, 06:46:00 PM
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Buffalo penis's roasting on an open fire
Marty Kruglik nipping at a young boys crouch
I.M.R chants being chanted by a Indian Mongoloid
And Kruglik dressed up like a Buffalo
Everyone knows some hi yuh yuh and buffalo
helps to make the I.M.R. bright
Tiny tots with their penis's sticking out
will find their way in Marty's mouth
They know that Marty is a pediphile
He's raped lots of Buffalo and young boys today
And every mothers child is going to ask why
Marty Kruglik likes to molest guys
And so Marty is offering this simple phrase
hi yuh yuh yuh,hi yuh yuh yuh yuh
me suh like buffalo and me suh gay
a very hi yuh yuh yuh to you
::bwahaha:: :tup: :tup:
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2005, 08:21:00 PM
2 blue du-rags and a cellular phone
Drinking 40's and smokin bones
Rappin on da mic while he sings this song
Brings lots of street whores to his home
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2005, 09:33:00 PM
are you that jealous of him? they do say you put down the people you are jealous of, is that your problem?I mean you guys say the same shit over and over again, and you laugh about it over and over again, Nigger this Nigger that, Marty did this he did that? wow dont you guys see a fucking problem with that?Are you really that imature? or just plain retarded????????
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2005, 09:34:00 PM
what is with you people??????????
are you that jealous of him? they do say you put down the people you are jealous of, is that your problem?I mean you guys say the same shit over and over again, and you laugh about it over and over again, Nigger this Nigger that, Marty did this he did that? wow dont you guys see a fucking problem with that?Are you really that imature? or just plain retarded????????
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just thought id write it twice so you could understand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: THE_REAL_CREG_GRUZ on August 29, 2005, 05:13:00 PM
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On 2005-08-27 18:34:00, Anonymous wrote:
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what is with you people??????????
are you that jealous of him? they do say you put down the people you are jealous of, is that your problem?I mean you guys say the same shit over and over again, and you laugh about it over and over again, Nigger this Nigger that, Marty did this he did that? wow dont you guys see a fucking problem with that?Are you really that imature? or just plain retarded????????
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just thought id write it twice so you could understand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
COULDSA YOUBA WRITEBA THATBA POSTBA INBA HOMIE LANGUAGEBA, SOSBA ISBA COULDBA UNDERDSTANDBA ITBA?
Post by: Mister Pink on August 30, 2005, 12:23:00 PM
the genious; only at fornits.com
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 15, 2005, 08:30:00 AM
The hidden dangers and deadly accidents that can happen in Cruz's project housing development.
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Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 15, 2005, 08:40:00 AM
Cruz's idol.
Post by: The Elan Reporter on October 10, 2005, 05:34:00 PM
Quote
On 2005-08-26 07:42:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Greg's got 2 turntables and a microphone
Where ya at Dogg? :question:
Where's cruz at :question:
Greg's got 2 turntables and a microphone
Blue du-rags.
Blue du-rags.
Cruz got 2 turntables and a microphone
And a flat nose. :smokin:
Rappin on da mic while he sings this song :tup:
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2005, 11:18:00 AM
Post by: Mister Pink on October 11, 2005, 12:47:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2005, 01:32:00 PM
Post by: Mister Pink on October 11, 2005, 02:32:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2005, 03:56:00 PM
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On 2005-10-11 11:32:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"two turn tables an' a microphone
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Post by: Mister Pink on October 11, 2005, 04:02:00 PM