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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 26, 2005, 01:04:00 AM

Title: Check out my poetry -- HA HA!
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 26, 2005, 01:04:00 AM

I have taken up the habit of writing Haiku to taunt a certain ill-tempered college student on the "same jokes only no one laughed thread."  Since I am not a tofu-eating granola munching college brat, I've had to practice my haiku.  As it turns out, I had the syllabic counts wrong.

The correct syllabic counts are as follows:

5
7
5

Feel free to taunt this imbecilic frat brat with more haiku.

The Elan Reporter's Assistant AKA The Elan Poet

Title: Check out my poetry -- HA HA!
Post by: Anonymous on August 26, 2005, 03:21:00 PM

All the best haiku ends with "Boy becomes a man".

Title: Check out my poetry -- HA HA!
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 26, 2005, 03:26:00 PM

Marty blows 9-year-old
While chanting hi-yuh hi-yuh
Boy becomes a man

Title: Check out my poetry -- HA HA!
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2005, 11:27:00 AM

hi-yuhku