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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Chaos on August 25, 2005, 08:46:00 AM

Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Chaos on August 25, 2005, 08:46:00 AM
Pathetic boys and their jokes.  No one but your fake personalities are laughing at your racism and ignorant comments.  Your all pathetic so a fond fuk you to any clone or person who laughs at the redundent assholes.  after these pricks say the same jokes over and over and over again your still feeding into them, your just as big a racist looser as they are, makeing you scum.
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2005, 08:59:00 AM
So why do you keep reading their material asshole? You are the fuckin idiot who is obsessed with them. If you dislike them that much then ignore hten, or don.t bother coming to this site. Fuckin dumbass!
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2005, 09:08:00 AM
Chaos (sorry JNAILZ, I mean Choas) is BORING!  Can we vote him off the site?!!
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Chaos on August 25, 2005, 09:10:00 AM
"If you dislike them that much then ignore hten, or don.t bother coming to this site. Fuckin dumbass!"



this isnt their site nor your's nor mine its a forum for all.  And we dont need to hear the bullshit when we just want to talk to old friends and make new ones.  But people like your anon self who cant help but be a prick interupt conversations with marty fuks buffallo retarded jokes, and cant let normal people relate to each other.  You fuks have to be the central focus of it all.  You cant stand when people are being civil and talking on this board, so you ass's need to make fun of normal posters try and out them make them so uncomfortable the dont want to post here any more.  Fuk you i wont leave, fuk you i wont let your pre school bully tactics work on me.  This board isnt just for you cock suckers its for everyone.  If you dinks werent so self centerd and needing to be the focus, didnt rank on normal posters for posting normally. and if youdidnt treat everyone who didnt agree with you like shit we wouldnt have a problem would we.  But you do SO WE DO.  If you dont like it you post elsewhere dumbass!
treat people decently and we wont need to battle anymore.
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Chaos on August 25, 2005, 09:12:00 AM
it seems your only way is to make fun of people as anon. so it just fuels my arguement on how pathetically self centered you are.  Why do you feel the need to invade and try to be the focus here?  did your mother not hug you enough?
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Leticia De Lunatic on August 25, 2005, 09:14:00 AM
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On 2005-08-25 06:10:00, Chaos wrote:

"This board isnt just for you cock suckers its for everyone."


You're absolutely right!  If you guys weren't here we'd have no one to make fun of.  And THAT would make us very sad. ::mecry::
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2005, 09:28:00 AM
First of all when the first stories hit this board it was people like you who reacted to them. We didn't react to you before then for posting personal stuff between each other, you interveened with us.

Second of all, there is a handful of other people that come to this site and enjoy our stories, thus making a fan club.

Third of all. I personally did not start any racial stuff at this board, it came from someone else.

I attack you now because you attack the reporter, and why? Because he is funny? Because he livened up this board? Yea maybe some of his writing material is not for everyone, if that is the case, dont read it.

Further more, the reporter had his own small little topic going where all his stories were posted in. He did not post his stories in any of your topics.

What i really see happening here is. I think you are jealous of the reporter and the assistant and Pink because they are funny and have friends and fans that enjoy reading what they write. And you attack their characters out of envy.

Remember Syn, you attacked them first by criticizing them over and over. And as far as people coming here to meeet former residents and chatting day in day out? This board hardly was about that, there has been fighting amongst people here for many years now.

So I propose this. We can all get along if we mind each others business. you have your topics on this board and the reoprter , assistant, pink and whomever have theres. You dont like them??? OK do not read their material, do not respond to them, keep your opinions to yourself.

I think if we all abide by this and stay focused in our own topics there will be no more fights amongst us.

And as of right now, I will give my word to lay off you and insulting you, as long as you lay off of us. If you wanna talk civily to us, thats fine, we can civily talk to each other.

So as long as you agree to not bothe us anymore, I will discontiue using your real name as a sn and lay off any subject that involves your name or sn regarding elanbots ect.But you have to cease and decist also.

Deal?
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2005, 09:47:00 AM
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On 2005-08-25 06:12:00, Chaos wrote:

"it seems your only way is to make fun of people as anon."


Now that's not true.  I have a few screen names too. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2005, 12:38:00 PM
Nah.I won't lay off.I like making fun of him.
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Mister Pink on August 25, 2005, 03:53:00 PM
I wouldn't say I have a fan club, but yes, occasionally I do say something funny. I'm not really in the business of insulting - but I can if someone else brings it. Anyone remember why racial shit came onto this board?!?!?! read Greg Cruz's first three or four posts and see why. We are not to blame for this, its cocky egomaniac superiority complex power freaks who can't stand that we're having a little fun at elan's expense. I am here to mock the staff and the robots who followed them. I will continue to do so until I get bored or lazy or just don't care.
In the meantime, if you have an issue with that, keep on harrassing me, reporter, and assistant. We are smarter than you and funnier to boot. We will bury you. so fuck off.
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2005, 04:01:00 PM
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On 2005-08-25 12:53:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"I wouldn't say I have a fan club, but yes, occasionally I do say something funny. I'm not really in the business of insulting - but I can if someone else brings it. Anyone remember why racial shit came onto this board?!?!?! read Greg Cruz's first three or four posts and see why. We are not to blame for this, its cocky egomaniac superiority complex power freaks who can't stand that we're having a little fun at elan's expense. I am here to mock the staff and the robots who followed them. I will continue to do so until I get bored or lazy or just don't care.

In the meantime, if you have an issue with that, keep on harrassing me, reporter, and assistant. We are smarter than you and funnier to boot. We will bury you. so fuck off.
"
:nworthy:  :nworthy:  :tup:
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 25, 2005, 11:53:00 PM
I agree.  I am not a racist and don't appreciate being called one.  I don't even take personal shots at most of you, except for the ones who are too anonymous or act too retarded.

You provoked this shit by protesting our material.  Leave us alone and we'll leave you alone.  And quit labeling us all "racists" too, that's irresponsible.  I've used the word "nigger" once -- to refer to Leticia's ignorance in context.  And I certainly don't hate minorities.  So back off.

Like Pink said, we're here, we're funny and we're staying.  HI-YUH HI-YUH HI-YUH!
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Anonymous on August 26, 2005, 12:22:00 AM
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On 2005-08-25 12:53:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"I wouldn't say I have a fan club, but yes, occasionally I do say something funny. I'm not really in the business of insulting - but I can if someone else brings it. Anyone remember why racial shit came onto this board?!?!?! read Greg Cruz's first three or four posts and see why. We are not to blame for this, its cocky egomaniac superiority complex power freaks who can't stand that we're having a little fun at elan's expense. I am here to mock the staff and the robots who followed them. I will continue to do so until I get bored or lazy or just don't care.

In the meantime, if you have an issue with that, keep on harrassing me, reporter, and assistant. We are smarter than you and funnier to boot. We will bury you. so fuck off.
"



So talk shit about him supporting Elan. It's just plain ignorant that YOU started all the racial slurs.

BTW Fuck off you BITCH!
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Anonymous on August 26, 2005, 12:24:00 AM
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On 2005-08-25 20:53:00, Elan Reporter's Assistant wrote:

"I agree.  I am not a racist and don't appreciate being called one.  I don't even take personal shots at most of you, except for the ones who are too anonymous or act too retarded.



You provoked this shit by protesting our material.  Leave us alone and we'll leave you alone.  And quit labeling us all "racists" too, that's irresponsible.  I've used the word "nigger" once -- to refer to Leticia's ignorance in context.  And I certainly don't hate minorities.  So back off.



Like Pink said, we're here, we're funny and we're staying.  HI-YUH HI-YUH HI-YUH!

 "


Whatever! You seem to get a kick out of all the racist things said here though. You are just as guilty for not speaking out against it.

 Silence does not equal innocence!
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 26, 2005, 12:45:00 AM
It's not a fucking political board, all right?  I don't work for social change or justice or tell people what to do or think on this board!  This is a politically incorrect board.  Take your "silence doesn't equal innocence" crap to some whiny tree-hugging college campus and eat your tofu, read your Thoreau and write your poetry.  But leave me out of it.  Here's my Haiku for you:

Suck my balls right now
And then eat some tofu for lunch
Haiku writing fuck
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Anonymous on August 26, 2005, 12:50:00 AM
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On 2005-08-25 21:45:00, Elan Reporter's Assistant wrote:

"It's not a fucking political board, all right?  I don't work for social change or justice or tell people what to do or think on this board!  This is a politically incorrect board.  Take your "silence doesn't equal innocence" crap to some whiny tree-hugging college campus and eat your tofu, read your Thoreau and write your poetry.  But leave me out of it.  Here's my Haiku for you:



Suck my balls right now

And then go eat your tofu

Haiku writing fuck



"


Take your stupid racist ass out of this country you sack of shit!
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 26, 2005, 01:00:00 AM
Wow, I really pissed you off!  There you go throwing the racial accusation again with nothing to back it up.  Not racist at all, just a little more conservative than you.  Don't you pinko college students call that "diversity."  But typical hypocrites you are, you only want diversity of certain types.  And now you tell me to leave the country?  HA!  

Stupid Haiku writing motherfucker.  As you can see, I amended my Haiku on you, because I think the middle line requires nine, not seven syllables.  Here's another Haiku for you:

Stupid Anon post
By silly little boy not helped
By Elan hi-yuh
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 26, 2005, 01:07:00 AM
I was wrong as seven, not nine, syllables are indeed required to complete the middle line.  Henceforth:

Me Marty Kruglik
Me suh love scalp teenagers
Me suh eat bull balls
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Anonymous on August 26, 2005, 01:25:00 AM
Please stop insulting people with conservative values by trying to lump racism into it. Conservatism and racism are two seperate things.
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 26, 2005, 07:02:00 AM
Again -- not saying that either.  And not racist.  Very un-racist, actually.  Just more conservative to the point of not whining about "silence does not equal innocence" (on a Fornits board, no less) like this 18-year-old haiku writing motherfucker who doesn't know shit about life over here.
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Chaos on August 26, 2005, 08:10:00 AM
you are a racist, you and everyone knows it.  I thought you were smart, smart people dont need others to point out the obvious.
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Anonymous on August 26, 2005, 10:11:00 AM
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On 2005-08-26 06:54:00, artman11111 wrote:

"Suck my balls right now



And then go eat your tofu



Haiku writing fuck

 

you have no balls    !!!!!

you post without a name .. and if your hangin with your other anon buddy   you are a racist!!!

judged by the world by the company you keep !

"


And once again the gayness of Artman continues on. Looks like somebody hasn't gone to their local gay bar in awhile and needs to get out.
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Anonymous on August 26, 2005, 10:18:00 AM
First indians,now haiku's.This board is getting cultural. :eek:
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 26, 2005, 10:44:00 AM
[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:48 ]
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 26, 2005, 12:30:00 PM
[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:48 ]
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 26, 2005, 12:43:00 PM
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On 2005-08-26 09:37:00, artman11111 wrote:

"Very weak!  

if thats all ya got ... I am outa here

Sissy"


Want some entertainment Art? Go read my gangsta carol songs
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Troll Control on August 27, 2005, 11:35:00 AM
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On 2005-08-26 11:11:00, artman11111 wrote:

"Your a very little boy,with many sexual issues including but not limited to your homesexual needs.Not that its bad to be gay... Come throw a tantrum at my place....sissy"

Trying to lure kids to your home for homosexual adult-on-child relations is NOT FUNNY.

This phase is called "grooming the victim" and is a common tactic used by child molesters.

"Only I understand you.  Only I will care for you.  You can trust me.  Come to my house."

What's left out is : "I want to fuck you in the ass."

You're a VERY SICK MAN, Artie.  VERY SICK.
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 27, 2005, 12:35:00 PM
[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:48 ]
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Troll Control on August 27, 2005, 12:44:00 PM
It couldn't hurt to notify the cops.  

I can just picture 'ol Artie frantically trying to erase the kiddie-porn from his computer while the police are kicking the door in...  

Those fat, sweaty, child-fondling fingers desperately trying to hit the "delete" key, but to no avail because they cops are all over him yelling "GET DOWN!  GET DOWN!" while pepper-spraying him in the face.
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2005, 12:47:00 PM
It's already been done. Clearly in one of his responses he is proposing and encouraging sex with certain individuals, if any of those individuals happen to be a minor, then Arthur Warshawski or what ever his name is, is gonna find himself in deep shit.

I for one DO NOT find any of his propositions for gay sex funny and I have notified the F.B.I of his possible intentions.

Artie you can try to delete what you wrote but it is too late. It is in the hands of the proper authorities now.

I just hope Artie you are what you say you are, because in prison, it is no laughing matter. They will make you their BITCH, and you will be the most hated inmate. All inmates hate baby rapers.
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 27, 2005, 12:50:00 PM
[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:49 ]
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Troll Control on August 27, 2005, 01:07:00 PM
Yeah, Artie's first day in the joint is going to go something like this:

After being shaved and de-liced, he'll be walked naked down the tier carrying just his bedroll and a jumpsuit.  While he's moving toward his new cell, other inmates will be spitting on him, throwing toilet paper, cat-calling, fighting over dibs on who gets to fuck him first and shouting "New Fish!  New Fish in the house!" all the while wagering on "how long he'll last."

When he finally gets to his cell and is grateful for having been escorted by a pair of CO's to relative safety, he'll be "befriended" by the guy in the cell next to him who will give him a smoke and two packs of kool-aid, one red, one purple.

While Artie smokes that cigarette, he'll be wondering "Why did this guy give me the kool-aid?"  thinking, "That was awfully nice, he didn't have to do that."

Later on that night, when the general population gets released to go to chow, Artie will be told by his "new friend" to come into his cell and "Bring the kool-aid."

Artie will go into the cell thinking "I bet this is against regulations, going into someone else's cell, but I guess we're just going to make some kool-aid, have a drink and get to know one another."  He'll be feeling a bit uneasy, but he'll think to himself "If we're going to be neighbors for the next 25 years, I might as well be friendly and get to know this fella."

When he gets into the "neighbor's" cell, he'll be somewhat shocked to find four men, all bearing tattoos of the Aryan Nation, glaring at him and licking their chops like he was a young, fresh girl performing her first show at the local strip club.

As the cell door slams shut behind him, he'll hear one of the men say "Let's have some fun, boys.  We got fresh fish on the menu!"

Artie will then be ordered to put the red kool-aid powder on his lips and cheekbones and the purple on his eyelids, making him look like a fat, sweaty, nervous, shaved she-man.

After all of the men have had their "ride" on Artie, they'll "escort" him to chow, where they'll proceed to take his food, split it up amongst themselves and enjoy it.  When they're done, the whole process of "going to chow" commences in reverse.

Enjoy yourself Artie, you sick, sick bastartd.
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 27, 2005, 04:21:00 PM
[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:49 ]
Title: same jokes only no one ever laughed
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2005, 07:40:00 PM
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On 2005-08-27 08:35:00, Dysfunction Junction wrote:

Quote

On 2005-08-26 11:11:00, artman11111 wrote:


"Your a very little boy,with many sexual issues including but not limited to your homesexual needs.Not that its bad to be gay... Come throw a tantrum at my place....sissy"


Trying to lure kids to your home for homosexual adult-on-child relations is NOT FUNNY.



This phase is called "grooming the victim" and is a common tactic used by child molesters.



"Only I understand you.  Only I will care for you.  You can trust me.  Come to my house."



What's left out is : "I want to fuck you in the ass."



You're a VERY SICK MAN, Artie.  VERY SICK.