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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on August 24, 2005, 01:27:00 PM
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My artman-bot needs to be destroyed, what do you recommend to be done with this old inferior out of date unit bot?
It is very tired and no longer serves any purpose in life.
I tried several times insulting it and telling it that it is worthless and to deactivate but the bot will just not listen. Any thoughts?
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Lettissue will gladly eat it.
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This old artman bot unit keeps saying how it was raised on the southside of Chicago and it still thinks at its age it is a bad ass. I mean this thing is OLD, it is covered with grey hairs, flabby muscle tissue and plenty of wrinkles across the face.
I don't even think the penis option on it works any longer.
Not only is this bot a burden but it also costs me money. It needs several servings of metimucil and now requires depends diapers for its many times a day leaks and unexpected accidents.
It also requires an elevated toilet seat becuase the artman bot can no longer bend down far enough to sit itself down on a toilet seat.
I thought about donating it to a senior citizen home but no homes will take it. A matter of fact, the homes wouldn't even take it if I paid them.
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PROPER DISPOSAL OF YOUR ELAN-BOT: Section 1, 2, & 3-4: BY CHIEF MECHANIC TONY MERRET.
"There comes a point when your elan-bots serviceable lifespan is over. The typical elan bot will survive for 10-20 after graduation before normal wear and tear causes your elan-bot to self-destruct, usually manifesting itself with a suicide or drug/alcohol overdose. Oftentimes however, elan-bots become so decrepid and rusted, that their self-destruct mechanisms fail, necessitating a manual termination sequence."
"Insulting your elan-bot will not accomplish anything, their innate programmed resistance to EG's, VR's, GM's, and 2/3-house GM's means you would have to scream profanities in several different languages for at least 72 hours straight at levels in excess of 110dB while spitting enough saliva in its face to sink a Decauter-class Navy destroyer - for normal people who did not buy into the program, this is nearly impossible."
"Many owners have attempted to throw out their elan-bots using their local sanitation services. This puts your garbagemen and women at an extremely high risk, as the corrosive and abrasive nature of the older line of elan-bots can be fatal if not handled properly. This may also be in violation of several local and state ordinances governing toxic waste. Another method commonly practiced by elan-bot owners is too use a sawzall or other cutting tool to slice the elan-robot into smaller, more manageable pieces, where they can then be transported and dumped at local junkyards or dumps. This puts the owner at high risk, due to the silicone used in their elan programming chips, and the asbestos fibre that serves as ligaments for their joints."
"Chief Mechanic Tony Merret recommends you call elan for assistance in deactivating your elan bot. Your robot will be taken back home, to the IMR where it can be properly drained of its fluids and lube. The valves and any salvagable wires will be removed and sold for spare parts. This service generally runs anywhere from $155-260 including transportation. We recommend you remove any foreign objects or loose change you may have inserted into your elan-bot, as valubles will not be returned. The exact nature of what happens, and where these old bots go is kept strictly classified by Chief Mechanic Chief Martin R. Kruglick, but do not worry - they will be at piece (sic)."
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The exact nature of what happens, and where these old bots go is kept strictly classified by Chief Mechanic Chief Martin R. Kruglick...
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However, Jews and Injuns make beautiful babies.
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Wow Andy,you are a fukin klown
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Wow anon, you are fucking anonymous
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Treat it with kindness it will respond like a humane being. Something none of you can relate to because you are all too busy being in humane to each other. Art is no BOT, you wish you were Art.
you "Elan Lite" whimps! ::boohoo::
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On 2005-08-24 15:33:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Treat it with kindness it will respond like a humane being. Something none of you can relate to because you are all too busy being in humane to each other. Art is no BOT, you wish you were Art.
you "Elan Lite" whimps! ::boohoo:: "
a humane being?
in humane?
who went into the humane?
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On 2005-08-24 12:45:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"Wow anon, you are fucking anonymous
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
And once again, Pinks one liner prevails.. Go Pink!
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I brought my artman bot out in public and my artman bot went crazy. It started to go around and ask to lick the genitals of every male it came across.
It also went into the mens room and licked all the urinals clean and then drank the dirty unflushed shit water from all the toilets. I'm tellin ya, this artman bot is fuckin sick!
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I am an artman-bot, and I just want to let you all know the day I came off the assembly line 30 plus years ago I still function like brand new.
Though our kind "artman-bots" are basically obselete to date, we can still carry out certain tasks when given to us.
For instance, our kind loves to go to a 5 and dime and purchase all gay man nudity books and masterbate for endless hours.
Though my pecker is ancient and I do require mass quantities of Viagra, I still have alust for those magizines.
We also like to hang around grade schools pleasuring ourself during recess hours. and when accompanied by other artman-bot models we all show a great deal of spirit for each other.
We cheer each other on by saying, " go artman, go artman, go artman, you old grey haired bot."
I am Arthur Warshitski but you can call me Arty Farty.
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On 2005-08-24 15:55:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-08-24 12:45:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"Wow anon, you are fucking anonymous
"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
And once again, Pinks one liner prevails.. Go Pink!"
get off his ball sack you fag
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:40 ]
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HEY ART :nworthy: NICE VERY NICE!
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On 2005-08-24 18:08:00, artman11111 wrote:
"stevie
I have to say your amusing at the least.But arty farty? Are ya six? Your stories really demonstrate your complete insanity.Not to mention your tremendous need to be a star.Sometimes your actually funny.But most people arent laughing with you,just at you. But it sure makes for good reading. I feel sorry for you.You must be a very sad young man with too much time on your hands.
Not sure which anon personality i am writing too but i am sure one of them will enlighten us all with your witty return.
Just yesterday I promised myself I would stay away from this site for a while. But your so easy as Mike put it,and now I am amused by how you "act out" each time I post. Thanks for the laughs.
My invite still stands. I wouldnt chase a piece of shit,but would be happy to grind it into the ground if need be.Come on over ... you have the correct spelling of my last name as you have shown us all.I'm in the book
Thanks again
Arty Farty"
I'm laughing with him.And I sure ain't stevie.
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Art you just proved that you are a FAG. You want to hang your nuts off people? Need we say more? FAGGOT.
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On 2005-08-24 18:08:00, artman11111 wrote:
"stevie
I have to say your amusing at the least.But arty farty? Are ya six? Your stories really demonstrate your complete insanity.Not to mention your tremendous need to be a star.Sometimes your actually funny.But most people arent laughing with you,just at you. But it sure makes for good reading. I feel sorry for you.You must be a very sad young man with too much time on your hands.
Not sure which anon personality i am writing too but i am sure one of them will enlighten us all with your witty return.
Just yesterday I promised myself I would stay away from this site for a while. But your so easy as Mike put it,and now I am amused by how you "act out" each time I post. Thanks for the laughs.
My invite still stands. I wouldnt chase a piece of shit,but would be happy to grind it into the ground if need be.Come on over ... you have the correct spelling of my last name as you have shown us all.I'm in the book
Thanks again
Arty Farty"
Art,
You are the one that acts out from time to time, you are the easy target here. As far as people laughing at me? No art, you have that backwards just like as in wearing your underpants backwards to save money from having to do laundry. You see the pepole that come from different forums and enjoy our material.
You are just a fool Art. As for your challenge that you offered? What kind of satisfaction do you think I can possibly get coming over to your lower class neighborhood? I certainly would not want to come over and beat you up, thats too easy Art. Besides Arty Farty, and NO i am not six, you most likely wouldnt even answer your door bell if I did come over,how on earth would you be able to get your fat ass off the chair to answer it?
See Art, you amuse us with your stupid posts. everytime you open your mouth more stupidity comes flowing out.
You are the one with only one friend at this board and you are also out numbered at this board. So keep telling yourself that "my offer still stands, I'm in the book" Hold on to that last string of hope and pride for yourself, heell that is all you have left in this game of life for you.
Your old fat, ricketity body could not physically even keep up with a 6 year olds strength. No art you keep that little hope and pride that you so desperatly keep reposting time after time, we need a sad lonely dried up wrinkly old man like yourself pretending to be a bad ass coming to this board. It amuses us.
Further more you are the one that has homosexual fantasys, you are turning cenial and your time is closing near the end. Give it up Art, in a few years they will be marking your grave site, Me? i'll be right here.
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On 2005-08-25 06:51:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-08-24 18:08:00, artman11111 wrote:
"stevie
I have to say your amusing at the least.But arty farty? Are ya six? Your stories really demonstrate your complete insanity.Not to mention your tremendous need to be a star.Sometimes your actually funny.But most people arent laughing with you,just at you. But it sure makes for good reading. I feel sorry for you.You must be a very sad young man with too much time on your hands.
Not sure which anon personality i am writing too but i am sure one of them will enlighten us all with your witty return.
Just yesterday I promised myself I would stay away from this site for a while. But your so easy as Mike put it,and now I am amused by how you "act out" each time I post. Thanks for the laughs.
My invite still stands. I wouldnt chase a piece of shit,but would be happy to grind it into the ground if need be.Come on over ... you have the correct spelling of my last name as you have shown us all.I'm in the book
Thanks again
Arty Farty"
Art,
You are the one that acts out from time to time, you are the easy target here. As far as people laughing at me? No art, you have that backwards just like as in wearing your underpants backwards to save money from having to do laundry. You see the pepole that come from different forums and enjoy our material.
You are just a fool Art. As for your challenge that you offered? What kind of satisfaction do you think I can possibly get coming over to your lower class neighborhood? I certainly would not want to come over and beat you up, thats too easy Art. Besides Arty Farty, and NO i am not six, you most likely wouldnt even answer your door bell if I did come over,how on earth would you be able to get your fat ass off the chair to answer it?
See Art, you amuse us with your stupid posts. everytime you open your mouth more stupidity comes flowing out.
You are the one with only one friend at this board and you are also out numbered at this board. So keep telling yourself that "my offer still stands, I'm in the book" Hold on to that last string of hope and pride for yourself, heell that is all you have left in this game of life for you.
Your old fat, ricketity body could not physically even keep up with a 6 year olds strength. No art you keep that little hope and pride that you so desperatly keep reposting time after time, we need a sad lonely dried up wrinkly old man like yourself pretending to be a bad ass coming to this board. It amuses us.
Further more you are the one that has homosexual fantasys, you are turning cenial and your time is closing near the end. Give it up Art, in a few years they will be marking your grave site, Me? i'll be right here."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Damn Art, you got dissed!
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Arthur Warshitski? :???: He probably has lots of warts all over is fat wrinkled ass.
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My offer still stands, I am not a man.
My offer still stands, I am not a man.
My offer still stands, I am not a man.
Malfunction
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Online statis...Now connecting....please wait.
Logging onto I.M.R.com
Searching for updates.......
Critical updates found.
Vagina pack Ver1.5 "Critical update"
A Vagina pack is now available to all artmanbots, this patch will stop any and all verbal outbursts of Artmanbots pretending to be bad asses both online and in public.
Now downloading Vagina pack Ver1.5
P.S.
he he he he Arter he he he :lol: :lol: :lol:
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:40 ]
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On 2005-08-24 10:33:00, Anonymous wrote:
"This old artman bot unit keeps saying how it was raised on the southside of Chicago and it still thinks at its age it is a bad ass. I mean this thing is OLD, it is covered with grey hairs, flabby muscle tissue and plenty of wrinkles across the face.
I don't even think the penis option on it works any longer.
Not only is this bot a burden but it also costs me money. It needs several servings of metimucil and now requires depends diapers for its many times a day leaks and unexpected accidents.
It also requires an elevated toilet seat becuase the artman bot can no longer bend down far enough to sit itself down on a toilet seat.
I thought about donating it to a senior citizen home but no homes will take it. A matter of fact, the homes wouldn't even take it if I paid them."
:nworthy: :nworthy: