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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 21, 2005, 02:33:00 AM

Title: Marty's preferred mode of transportation
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 21, 2005, 02:33:00 AM

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Title: Marty's preferred mode of transportation
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2005, 03:08:00 AM

That is the funniest thing I have ever seen. :grin:  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:  :tup:

Title: Marty's preferred mode of transportation
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 21, 2005, 03:28:00 AM

The evidence against Marty keeps getting stronger.  That same buffalo died later that day after Marty fucked it to death.  Here's a picture of the body.  Note Marty's warpaint beside the dead buffalo.










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Title: Marty's preferred mode of transportation
Post by: GREGTICIA on August 21, 2005, 03:30:00 AM

MMMMM! LOOKS TASTY!

Title: Marty's preferred mode of transportation
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 21, 2005, 03:32:00 AM

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On 2005-08-21 00:08:00, Anonymous wrote:

"That is the funniest thing I have ever seen. :grin:  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:  :tup: "

Thank you very much!  And special thanks to Chief Kruglik for providing me with so much comic material!

Title: Marty's preferred mode of transportation
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 21, 2005, 03:33:00 AM

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On 2005-08-21 00:30:00, GREGTICIA wrote:

"MMMMM! LOOKS TASTY!
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Oh yes, lest I forget, Marty's warpaint is completely edible (for him, anyway).

Title: Marty's preferred mode of transportation
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2005, 03:34:00 AM

Does it come in shit flavor?

Title: Marty's preferred mode of transportation
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 21, 2005, 03:35:00 AM

It IS shit... straight from the dead buffalo's bowels.

Title: Marty's preferred mode of transportation
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 21, 2005, 04:35:00 AM

Ride that buffalo Marty!  Hi-yuh hi-yuh!

Title: Marty's preferred mode of transportation
Post by: JGAYLZ on August 21, 2005, 04:40:00 AM

You guys are really mean hearted and hurtful to people.Why are you so angry?I have to  come over there and kick your asses! Marty is a swell guy.
He called me TWICE after we did it in his tent just to make sure I got home ok.You all are in serious need of a vr, a general meeting and a cup of hot herbal tea.Me and Cruz will kill you.

Title: Marty's preferred mode of transportation
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 21, 2005, 12:12:00 PM

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Title: Marty's preferred mode of transportation
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 21, 2005, 01:04:00 PM

Thanks for the sales pitch, Reporter!  I am sure that these models will now sell well to those on the IMR who actually have decent jobs, since it is tougher now to go out, find and molest their own.

In an effort to trim the Elan budget, Sharon Terry has returned Marty's leased Lexus.  Marty only has one vehicle now.  So if you're tooling around Poland, Maine....

BRAKE FOR BUFFALO!

(Also hide your children, lest Marty abduct them and take them to Elan where they will be used for buffalo anal pleasure).

Title: Marty's preferred mode of transportation
Post by: Anonymous on August 23, 2005, 06:58:00 AM

damn, look at marty!  Go Marty Go! hiyuh hiyuh

Title: Marty's preferred mode of transportation
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 23, 2005, 08:06:00 AM

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Title: Marty's preferred mode of transportation
Post by: Anonymous on August 23, 2005, 10:02:00 AM

OK, so he makes $250 a week at Elan, how much does he make selling buffalo?

Title: Marty's preferred mode of transportation
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 24, 2005, 09:58:00 AM

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