Fornits
Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on August 20, 2005, 05:21:00 PM
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Man, he looks just like an ape.
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Cruz is actually and elan-bot ape face model, model #A-101. Also comes equipped with all ape like features including premium sound package.
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Lettissue actually and elan-bot ape giand wildebeast, model #A-347. Lettissue Also comes equipped with fat gang mama like features including premium sound package.
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Yea but the Question is? Does the Letissue elan-bot also come with the putrid, toxic vaginal discharge option?
You know, like in aliens where the aliens blood was acid? Letissue's vaginal discharges are acid.
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Now from my understanding there is 3 differnt program's avaliable for the model #A-101.
Program 1 "optional"
Complete shop lifting nigga hood mode.
Program 2 "optional"
Negro mode also standard on the model #A-102
Program 3 "optional"
Nigger mode, recommended if your bot resides in the hood or housing project.
Future upgrades soon to be available for Model #'s A-101-102
Lip inflators, lips can inflate and deflate depending upon living conditions.
Moon walking program.
U.B.B.A voice enhancer. " Your model bot will add the word "UBBA" after every word it speaks.
Suck my dick mode. Recommended if your model resides in a hood or housing project, not intended for suburbia living.
And last but not least....
Microphone mode. Your Bot will soon be able to carry hiss/her own personal mic and be able to rap not stop.
Schedule release date should be sometime in December 05 just in time for Christmass.
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Also, Elan inc. is gonna make available the Isuzu pup trailer. It is basically a trailer that looks just like an Isuzu pup where you can tow your bot on long trips behind your vehicle.
The Isuzu pup trailer will come complete with hydraulics, a replica oozzie 9 mm, tinted windows, fuzzy dice on the dash, and dayton rims.
Price of unit is yet to be determined.
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On 2005-08-20 18:36:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Yea but the Question is? Does the Letissue elan-bot also come with the putrid, toxic vaginal discharge option?
You know, like in aliens where the aliens blood was acid? Letissue's vaginal discharges are acid."
Of course, silly!
She would not be an authentic Letissue elan -bot without the discharge.
however,
hers are composed entirely out of fish stench and chlamydia.
WEEESSSSS SSSIIIDEEEEE!
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Greg Cruz Nigger
Greg Cruz Nigger
He's got 2 turntables and a microphone
Greg Cruz Nigger
Greg Cruz Nigger
Greg's got 2 turntables and a microphone
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SO WAT?
MY COOCHIE SMELL LIKE FISH AND GARBAGE!
SO WAT, BITCH?
FISH BE MAD TASTY!