Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 20, 2005, 01:21:00 AM
For more information, e-mail kickapookruglik@hotmail.com
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 20, 2005, 02:14:00 AM
Marty blew this buffalo before and after the ceremony. He also blew a 5-year-old boy.
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 20, 2005, 02:17:00 AM
The inevitable Maine moose. Marty ate the moose's shit, which also served as his warpaint for the ceremony.
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 20, 2005, 02:19:00 AM
Here were the sheep who attended and were raped by Marty. Marty likes sheep because when they go BAAAAAAHHH as you fuck them, it sounds a little bit like hi-yuh hi-yuh.[ This Message was edited by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on 2005-08-19 23:19 ]
Post by: Troll Control on August 20, 2005, 08:10:00 AM
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On 2005-08-19 22:21:00, Elan Reporter's Assistant wrote:
"Proof positive that Marty Kruglik is a dirty, hedonistic, pedophile, buffalo pee pee sucking Injun.
For more information, e-mail kickapookruglik@hotmail.com
Wow. She's certainly a rather large young lady, considering she's only between six and eight years old...
In any case, it helps to put a face with the name so at least I know who you're talking about.
Post by: Chaos on August 20, 2005, 08:10:00 AM
Post by: Troll Control on August 20, 2005, 08:44:00 AM
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On 2005-08-20 05:10:00, Chaos wrote:
"See again you seem to be in some type of disalusion that its funny to tell the same joke over and over again. How sad you and all your imaginary friends are."
Hey, that's just not fair. I'm not imaginary.
I just get a good laugh almost every day from this thread. I'm not imagining that either.
Post by: Chaos on August 20, 2005, 09:02:00 AM
Post by: Troll Control on August 20, 2005, 10:05:00 AM
I'm not here to support anyone or anyone's beliefs. I just find it incredibly amusing that they have turned a rotten experience into an amusing anecdote.
I think it's funny that so-called "counselors" who used vulgar name-calling, physical and emotional abuse, sleep deprivation, aggressive confrontation and other "therapy tools" to virtually assault children are getting a good solid dose of their own methods (even though they probably have never read any of this-it's the spirit of the thing that counts).
I do think these gentlemen get a bit rough when people get in the way of their expression, but in the end it's just words on paper (or a monitor), nothing more and nothing less.
Let me reiterate though: I don't support the use of racial or religious slurs and epithets to demean others.
Insulting someone's character, integrity or intelligence is an entirely different matter however - and one I support wholeheartedly.
I would also never tell anyone they don't have the right to say whatever they want. We all have the freedom of choice not to read it if we so desire. I would suggest to you that you simply exercise that freedom...
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 20, 2005, 10:05:00 AM
Post by: Troll Control on August 20, 2005, 10:25:00 AM
I mean, damn, her cranium is HUGE.
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 20, 2005, 10:35:00 AM
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On 2005-08-20 07:25:00, Dysfunction Junction wrote:
"Hey, thanks for the answer. I knew I had reservations (no pun intended) about genetically engineered food sources.
I mean, damn, her cranium is HUGE.
"
She most certainly is. Besides, Marty wants her big becuase of her age. Everytime he goes out in public with her he doesnt want the U.S. citizens accusing him of rape.
Once she is an adult, Kruglik thinks she will be at least 7 ft tall and able to bench lift a ton easily.
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 20, 2005, 11:39:00 AM
An FBI spokesman confirmed today that Marty "Big and Stinky" Kruglik, Indian chief director of the Elan School in Poland Spring, Maine is under investigation for transporting his child wife across IMR lines.
"There's no law against underage coupling on Marty's filthy childfucking reservation," said FBI agent Biff Webster. "But if you take a minor off the reservation, you are subject to U.S. law."
Kruglik recently married Kickapoo at an elaborate wedding on the grounds of the Elan School, a school for naughty boys and girls in Poland Spring, Maine. Kickapoo was sent to the school for trying to hurl fecal bombs at National Guard troops attempting to keep Kruglik confined to the IMR.
A buffalo served as the best man at the wedding and Marty blew the buffalo several times at the ceremony and reception. He also ate a moose's shit and engaged in copulation with a sheep.
Kruglik admitted to taking Kickapoo off the grounds for a honeymoon, but said he did not commit a crime because the entire state of Maine is his reservation.
"Me suh make Maine the land of the hi-yuh hi-yuh, therefore land is mine," Kruglik said. "All buffalos and little boys and elk me suh love and fuck in poop chute."
When asked where the couple went on their honeymoon, Kruglik replied, "Me suh take Kickapoo to romantic bear cave in Lewiston, Maine. Me suh eat dinner with her at Fat Louie's bar, then she watches while me suh suck 10 little boys' assholes. Me suh very romantic type husband."
If convicted of violating the minor transportation act, Kruglik faces up to 15 years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.
Post by: Mister Pink on August 20, 2005, 12:58:00 PM
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 21, 2005, 04:31:00 AM
If you recall from "Marty Kruglik: A Troubled Life Full of Hiyuhs," Marty's father was a great Indian Mongoloid warrior who would demand Marty's mother dress like a moose during sex. Some things just run in the family.
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2005, 06:03:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2005, 09:27:00 PM
Post by: Chaos on August 21, 2005, 11:15:00 PM
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On 2005-08-20 07:05:00, Dysfunction Junction wrote:
"No... I don't support racism and bigotry. That's just plain wrong.
I'm not here to support anyone or anyone's beliefs. I just find it incredibly amusing that they have turned a rotten experience into an amusing anecdote.
I think it's funny that so-called "counselors" who used vulgar name-calling, physical and emotional abuse, sleep deprivation, aggressive confrontation and other "therapy tools" to virtually assault children are getting a good solid dose of their own methods (even though they probably have never read any of this-it's the spirit of the thing that counts).
I do think these gentlemen get a bit rough when people get in the way of their expression, but in the end it's just words on paper (or a monitor), nothing more and nothing less.
Let me reiterate though: I don't support the use of racial or religious slurs and epithets to demean others.
Insulting someone's character, integrity or intelligence is an entirely different matter however - and one I support wholeheartedly.
I would also never tell anyone they don't have the right to say whatever they want. We all have the freedom of choice not to read it if we so desire. I would suggest to you that you simply exercise that freedom...
"
you dont support racism? bullshit. Your whole statement is ignorant. You laugh and feed into all their racial posts, your lying to your self idiot. they may attack character and integrety but by using nigger jew and indian jokes i.e bigotry, and your laughing at it. hence your a bigot. If they didnt use racial comments and closet case gayness in every post you and your point would be valid. since they are closet homo's who use racial slurs your point is moot and you are a racist.
Post by: Anonymous on August 22, 2005, 09:26:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on August 22, 2005, 09:56:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on August 23, 2005, 10:57:00 AM
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On 2005-08-21 20:15:00, Chaos wrote:
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On 2005-08-20 07:05:00, Dysfunction Junction wrote:
"No... I don't support racism and bigotry. That's just plain wrong.
I'm not here to support anyone or anyone's beliefs. I just find it incredibly amusing that they have turned a rotten experience into an amusing anecdote.
I think it's funny that so-called "counselors" who used vulgar name-calling, physical and emotional abuse, sleep deprivation, aggressive confrontation and other "therapy tools" to virtually assault children are getting a good solid dose of their own methods (even though they probably have never read any of this-it's the spirit of the thing that counts).
I do think these gentlemen get a bit rough when people get in the way of their expression, but in the end it's just words on paper (or a monitor), nothing more and nothing less.
Let me reiterate though: I don't support the use of racial or religious slurs and epithets to demean others.
Insulting someone's character, integrity or intelligence is an entirely different matter however - and one I support wholeheartedly.
I would also never tell anyone they don't have the right to say whatever they want. We all have the freedom of choice not to read it if we so desire. I would suggest to you that you simply exercise that freedom...
"
you dont support racism? bullshit. Your whole statement is ignorant. You laugh and feed into all their racial posts, your lying to your self idiot. they may attack character and integrety but by using nigger jew and indian jokes i.e bigotry, and your laughing at it. hence your a bigot. If they didnt use racial comments and closet case gayness in every post you and your point would be valid. since they are closet homo's who use racial slurs your point is moot and you are a racist."
I don't get it. Racism is wrong, but calling people closet homos is not? Don't dare use the word nigger or spic, but calling people fags is just fine.
Moron. You know nothing about true prejudice.
Post by: JGAYLZ on August 23, 2005, 12:26:00 PM
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 24, 2005, 09:52:00 AM
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On 2005-08-19 22:21:00, Elan Reporter's Assistant wrote:
"Proof positive that Marty Kruglik is a dirty, hedonistic, pedophile, buffalo pee pee sucking Injun.
For more information, e-mail kickapookruglik@hotmail.com
It is said that for a wedding present from Marty to his new wife Kickapoo, Kruglik made her a training bra out of loin cloth. And Kickapoo gave Marty some viagra just incase if it shall stop working in the next few years.
Kruglik's wedding cake was a huge pile of Buffalo turds covered with buffalo seamon. There also was crab apples on top of it.
Though Indian mongoloids do not do cerimonal wedding rings, instead they smear each other with goat turds all over each others genitals.
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 31, 2005, 08:55:00 AM
Marty's father.
Post by: Anonymous on August 31, 2005, 11:01:00 AM
Post by: The Elan Reporter on October 08, 2005, 09:50:00 AM
Marty Kruglik's two abducted daughters converted to Indian Mongoloid[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-08 06:54 ]
Post by: The Elan Reporter on October 08, 2005, 10:00:00 AM
Marty Krugliks mistress. Yes Marty does cheat on Kickapoo!
Post by: The Elan Reporter on October 08, 2005, 10:03:00 AM
Some of Marty Krugliks former molesting partners. Once one of Marty's little boys gets too big, he no longer has a desire to molest them. But he does reward them for staying loyal and makes them Indian mongoloid hunters.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 08, 2005, 06:06:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2005, 01:02:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2005, 10:31:00 AM
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On 2005-10-08 15:06:00, Anonymous wrote:
"This is racist plain and simple. It is insulting and offensive."
If you're "offended" by any of this chances are you should kill yourself.
If your "plight" is limited to attempting to stop the unstoppable on a forum that very few people ever even see , chances are your life is pretty low grade and empty and the planet would be better off without your whining ass. :wstupid:
Post by: Mister Pink on October 10, 2005, 12:14:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2005, 01:29:00 AM
Post by: Mister Pink on October 10, 2005, 01:33:00 AM
if your insulted and/or offended, it just means we're doing our jobs...
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2005, 01:52:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2005, 02:17:00 AM
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On 2005-10-09 22:29:00, Anonymous wrote:
"and you are racist plain and simple. You are insulting and offensive."
keep repeating yourself in the face of logic.
It only proves that your as dumb as you seem, if not dumber. :wstupid:
IF YOU ARE OFFENDED, TAKE A SWIG OF DRAINO.
CHANCES ARE YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE IN GENERAL, MORON.
Post by: The Elan Reporter on October 10, 2005, 05:33:00 PM
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On 2005-10-09 22:33:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"we don't care what you think.
if your insulted and/or offended, it just means we're doing our jobs...
"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Post by: Mister Pink on October 10, 2005, 06:11:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2005, 07:40:00 PM
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On 2005-10-10 16:05:00, artman11111 wrote:
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On 2005-10-09 07:31:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Quote
On 2005-10-08 15:06:00, Anonymous wrote:
"This is racist plain and simple. It is insulting and offensive."
If you're "offended" by any of this chances are you should kill yourself.
If your "plight" is limited to attempting to stop the unstoppable on a forum that very few people ever even see , chances are your life is pretty low grade and empty and the planet would be better off without your whining ass. :wstupid: "
low grade? empty,being better off with out you ?
Sounds alot like how life would be if you fell off a cliff.
But who would we get to shovel the local stable and clean the slurpee machine?"
Let's see.
You regurgitate my suggestion of suicide right back at ME and
make reference to a job at 711, which is what EVERYONE always throws at YOU.
Have you such limited brain power that you can't even think of ONE thing on your own?
psssst:
There are no stables here.
Besides-
You LIVE in one, don't you?
I guess it's true about old dogs and new tricks.
Post by: Mister Pink on October 11, 2005, 10:49:00 AM
buy me a bus ticket, you know my address, send me a bus ticket out to shy-town just so i can watch your decrepid ass try to hobble away :lol:
Post by: The Elan Reporter on October 11, 2005, 07:03:00 PM
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On 2005-10-11 13:38:00, artman11111 wrote:
"you aint got the guts... and you can talk all the crap you like.
I havent any fear of you .... your a pussy punk kid with a nasty mouth that desperately needed mommy to hug you..now that your too old for a hug.. you just need an asswhoopin. I would be happy to accomadate you... Show up and i'll put the 99 bucks in your hand as you hobble away or are taken away by ambulance
sissy
"
Oh Arthur, why are you being so cruel to people as of late?
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2005, 08:14:00 PM
You're just not smart enough.
Annoying?
Definitely. :wstupid:
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2005, 08:15:00 PM
if you are "offended" or "fighting for a cause" here
you should kill yourself this very minute.
NotSmartArt.
Youor new moniker.
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2005, 08:31:00 PM
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On 2005-10-11 17:19:00, artman11111 wrote:
"I can see how much you like to called on your bullshit
you make for a very poor man
Pardon me for thinking that you could be spoken to as an adult. Use whichever anon personality you like.
"
What language was that? :wstupid:
" i can see how much you like to called on your bullshit"
You've never spoken like an 'adult, Fart.
At least not a coherent one.
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2005, 08:40:00 PM
I don't even think he's really a man.
I'm pretty sure he's a monkey. :idea:
Post by: Mister Pink on October 12, 2005, 10:51:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2005, 10:54:00 AM
Then he kisses his mother goodnight and scurries down into his basement bedroom for a quick game of dungeons and dragons and a good jerk to some naked pictures of his cousin.
Post by: Mister Pink on October 12, 2005, 03:31:00 PM
Post by: xres8182 on October 12, 2005, 04:19:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on October 12, 2005, 04:44:00 PM
(hint: he uses NO silverware)
Post by: Anonymous on October 21, 2005, 09:25:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on October 22, 2005, 11:28:00 AM
hiy uh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yu huy huy hu y
Marty is retarded!