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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 18, 2005, 10:32:00 PM
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Big Chief Marty Kruglik, Indian pedophile director of the Elan School in Poland Spring, Maine shot down all the Elanbots today for reacting to the posts of The Elan Reporter, Elan Reporter's Assistant, Mister Pink and several other anonymous supporters.
"You suh no react," Kruglik said. "You suh have attitude problem. Me suh collect shoelaces. You suh go GI You suh shotdown."
The three Elan correspondents will now be made coordinators at the IMR-placed school where they will order around the Elanbots and make them really angry with stories about the Elan staff.
"Elan Reporter make me famous, Elan Reporter's Assistant start me suh life story and Mister Pink write Elanbot manual," Kruglik said. "Elanbots in good hands, but not mine because I would suckee suckee moose asshole."
As part of their shotdown therapy, the Elanbots will be given hourly verbal reprimands and be forced to perform buffalo duty and undergo genital coaling.
"State of Maine say me suh can no put them in boxing ring anymore," Kruglik said. "Me suh find next best thing -- hot coals in underpants."
And remember, Elanbots, you're on a ban from the other shotdowns. NO TALKING! Me suh watching you.
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YOU PROBABLY JACK OFF TO THESE HI-YUHS
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Isn't that creative? Do we have another IMR member?
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For reacting, Leticia, you have a 48-hour extension on your shotdown hi-yuh hi-yuh.
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Time for morning meeting. Me suh do the song for my MMR.
Me suh Marty Kruglik
Me suh live in tepee
Me suh scalp young boys
Me suh play with pee pee
Me suh jack off buffalo
Me suh lick its balls
Me suh love squirrels too
Me suh drop my drawers
Me suh bathe in Portajohn
Me suh not very clean
Me suh no really care
Me suh scalp troubled teen!
Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh
OK shotdowns, time to GI![ This Message was edited by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on 2005-08-19 07:50 ]
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On 2005-08-18 22:11:00, Anonymous wrote:
"For reacting, Leticia, you have a 48-hour extension on your shotdown hi-yuh hi-yuh."
She also gets a sign which reads "Please Ask Me Why I Still Speak In Some Broken-English Gang Language, refuse to spell correctly, insist on ALWAYS USING CAPS and call men 'BITCH'!
No candy pack for HER!
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On 2005-08-19 07:40:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-08-18 22:11:00, Anonymous wrote:
"For reacting, Leticia, you have a 48-hour extension on your shotdown hi-yuh hi-yuh."
She also gets a sign which reads "Please Ask Me Why I Still Speak In Some Broken-English Gang Language, refuse to spell correctly, insist on ALWAYS USING CAPS and call men 'BITCH'!
No candy pack for HER!"
SORRY "BITCH," I AM THE ONE WHO FILLED THE CANDY PACK ORDERS FOR YOUR SORRY ASS.... I WAS RE-ENTRY WORKING IN THE ANNEX @ E-7 HOUSE! THEN AGAIN, YOU PROBABLY NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO ORDER ONE, AS SHOTDOWNS CAN ONLY IMAGINE HAVING THEM....
LET'S SEE,,, YOUR SIGN WILL READ.. PLEASE ASK MY DUMB ASS WHY I AM INFATUATED WITH MARTY... WHY I DWELL, DAY & NIGHT, ABOUT GETTING MY ASS WHIPPED BY A FEMALE,,, 'CAUSE I AM A WARPED JACK ASS... WHO BY THE WAY LIKES GETTING FUCKED UP THE ASS!!"
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On 2005-08-19 08:24:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-08-19 07:40:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-08-18 22:11:00, Anonymous wrote:
"For reacting, Leticia, you have a 48-hour extension on your shotdown hi-yuh hi-yuh."
She also gets a sign which reads "Please Ask Me Why I Still Speak In Some Broken-English Gang Language, refuse to spell correctly, insist on ALWAYS USING CAPS and call men 'BITCH'!
No candy pack for HER!"
SORRY "BITCH," I AM THE ONE WHO FILLED THE CANDY PACK ORDERS FOR YOUR SORRY ASS.... I WAS RE-ENTRY WORKING IN THE ANNEX @ E-7 HOUSE! THEN AGAIN, YOU PROBABLY NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO ORDER ONE, AS SHOTDOWNS CAN ONLY IMAGINE HAVING THEM....
LET'S SEE,,, YOUR SIGN WILL READ.. PLEASE ASK MY DUMB ASS WHY I AM INFATUATED WITH MARTY... WHY I DWELL, DAY & NIGHT, ABOUT GETTING MY ASS WHIPPED BY A FEMALE,,, 'CAUSE I AM A WARPED JACK ASS... WHO BY THE WAY LIKES GETTING FUCKED UP THE ASS!!""
forgot to sign in,,,, the above is written by LETICIA
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:17 ]
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Wow.She sure is proud about having been the "one who filled the candy pack orders". My guess is that it was the best job she ever had.
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Also, shotdowns can only "dream of" having candy packs? Are a pack of stale life savers and some hubba bubba really that exciting?I guess to Letisa they were.Poor thing.
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:18 ]
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Don't forget the "high school diploma" she brags about!
I thought only having a high school diploma gets you a job at the walmart.
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COLLAGE AINT NO BIGGER DAN HIGH SCOOL!
MY MAMA TELLED ME DAT!
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CANADA
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EUROPE
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YOU IS A HOMOSEXUAL IN TH TOILET! THE TOILET IS FULL! GO JERK EACHOTHER OFF! EAT THE WORM! YOU AINT GOT NO PARENTS! I GOTS A HUBBAND AND 14 KIDS FROM DIFF'RENT NIGGAZ!
I'm high.
My baby make me smoke.
I know I aint make no sense BITCH!