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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 18, 2005, 09:57:00 PM
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Remember that Elan philosophy? I do. Wonder if the Elanbots do too.
Get the message? Perhaps you need to go back to Elan for a refresher course. Maybe a couple weeks in the corner?
What do you think, Pink?
Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh
Me suh teach you good, then me scalp you and shoot you down. You shotdown like buffalo before me suh suckee suckee like me grandpa fuck yaks and camels and papa suckee suck moose.
hi-yuh hi-yuh
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Are we pissing you off yet? Hi-yuh hi-yuh... does that make you angry? Do you find it infuriating? Don't react now... go find someone to relate to.
:wave:
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA
I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
fricken funny shit.
They fall for it every time...
and CRY.
They don't remember that part of the philosophy,too busy bitching at other people for being HILARIOUS. :grin:
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respect the hi-yuh!!
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We know Marty and Elan still controll you. Look at your pathetic ass. Get a clue about your own problems, like constantly being the brunt of your own jokes, Do you even know how your posts make you look? Those who anger you controll you is right. Thats why elan and Marty have you so obviously under their controll, thanks for pointing that out for us Idiot.
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You idiots.He couldn't care less about Marty, lol.He does this because you all get so upset and his writings are as hilarious as your reactions.Way to go! You ALWAYS do EXACTLY what is expected, so thanks for the laughs :smile:!
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Nah, Marty is a loser. If I saw him, I wouldn't go ballistic. I'd just start dancing and praying to the Great Spirit. Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh.
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this doesnt make me anger, i just wonder how someone could have so much time on there hands to waste thinking about elan?
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[ This Message was edited by: Leticia De Luna on 2005-08-27 09:00 ]
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Why do you keep calling guys bitch?It's not ladylike I told you.
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:19 ]
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They call her Lady at the whore house,it's her nickname
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:19 ]
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DAMN STRAIGHT DATS WUT DEY CALLS ME AT WORK!
I IS DEY LADY WHEN I IS ON MY KNEES ERNIN' MY 6 DOLLA!
MY HUBBAND DONT CALL ME LADY, THOUGH!
THAT'S WHERE YOU IS WRONG!
HE CALL ME 'BITCH'
AND I LOVEZ IT.
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Yo yo yo bitchez... you gots it wrong. My baby don't work.... I be her daddy. She too smart to work wit dat high school diploma and shit! She pack my lunch and candy and den she go back to bed. Bitch's ass is so fat I had to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side. Dat's why she be screamin' and shit.
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I LOVE YOU BABY! SEE WHAT A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA CAN GET YOU?
FUCK COLLEGE!
I WAS AN EXPEDITOR!
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wow you made more fake people to prove what an idiot you are. You are so clever maybe we wont ever figure out that you post as 14 people here. IDIOT. Please respond with your normal drool shit.
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I AINT NOBODY BUT GREGTICIA.
BELEEV DAT.
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CANDYPACK!
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For 3 candypacks she'll suck you dick.
Reminds her of the good old days.
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Suck YOUR dick.
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On 2005-08-21 00:38:00, Anonymous wrote:
"For 3 candypacks she'll suck you dick.
Reminds her of the good old days."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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see how easy it is to controll you. For twenty minutes of my time you stay on all day telling the same jokes and trying to figure out who and why we hate you. Its pretty funny seeing what a no life cellar dweller you are.
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:wstupid:
that was neither funny, clever, intelligent, coherent, humorous, or interesting. Get the fuck off the fornits if your going to be dull and boring - there is precious little room for people like yourself.
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On 2005-08-21 06:20:00, Chaos wrote:
"see how easy it is to controll you. For twenty minutes of my time you stay on all day telling the same jokes and trying to figure out who and why we hate you. Its pretty funny seeing what a no life cellar dweller you are. "
How , in your simple pre-school logic, did it seem to
you like ANYONE cares who or why ?
YOU control US?
Amusing. As I recall WE make hilarious jokes and tell delightful anecodotes at YOUR expense and YOU cry wee wee wee, all the way home.
HOw's that for control, bitch?
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On 2005-08-21 06:20:00, Chaos wrote:
cellar dweller
Okay, okay; i'll give you a 2/10 on that one, for mildy humourous allliteration... however, you lose any credit for using it more than five times, kinda kills it, ya know? try to come up with new, original, and funny stuff every post, and you might do a little better. probally not though. you just have no sense of humor, we can see through you.
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On 2005-08-21 11:18:00, Mister Pink wrote:
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On 2005-08-21 06:20:00, Chaos wrote:
cellar dweller
Okay, okay; i'll give you a 2/10 on that one, for mildy humourous allliteration... however, you lose any credit for using it more than five times, kinda kills it, ya know? try to come up with new, original, and funny stuff every post, and you might do a little better. probally not though. you just have no sense of humor, we can see through you.
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same can be said of your hiyuh bullshit, did marty not pat enough attention to you lil boy.?. Wish you got more? 2/10? do you even know what a spread is lil boy? get back in yo mommas basement skeez.
room for people like me? take your head out of pinks ass for a min, keep posting your dribble skeez you dont know shit.
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On 2005-08-21 11:18:00, Mister Pink wrote:
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On 2005-08-21 06:20:00, Chaos wrote:
cellar dweller
Okay, okay; i'll give you a 2/10 on that one, for mildy humourous allliteration... however, you lose any credit for using it more than five times, kinda kills it, ya know? try to come up with new, original, and funny stuff every post, and you might do a little better. probally not though. you just have no sense of humor, we can see through you.
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same can be said of your hiyuh bullshit, did marty not pat enough attention to you lil boy.?. Wish you got more? 2/10? do you even know what a spread is lil boy? get back in yo mommas basement skeez.
room for people like me? take your head out of pinks ass for a min, keep posting your dribble skeez you dont know shit.
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the repeating yourself... uhm, not cool. Hi-Yuh is not an insult or even meant to be funny anymore - its the official fornits word of the year is all. I give you another week before you run out of made up words - bitch
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In addition to being the Fornits word of the year, hi-yuh is also a religion and a way of life. Marty Kruglik lives his life for it.
The words hi-yuh hi-yuh still make people smile, but when combined with Mongoloid Indian dancing, chanting and molesting, they take on a new meaning.
The Elan Reporter's Assistant (who is doubling as the Elan Photographer) will soon be posting pictures of Marty at the 35th Annual Hi-yuh Hi-yuh Buffalo Fisting Festival. More to come on this breaking story.
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On 2005-08-19 09:13:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Why do you keep calling guys bitch?It's not ladylike I told you."
'CAUSE I HEARD YOUR MAMA CALLING YOUR PAPI THAT WHEN SHE WAS TRYING TO GET SCREWED UP HER ASS......
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On 2005-08-19 09:13:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:
"Who ever said Leticia was a lady?
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YOUR FAGGOT ASS DAD DID WHEN HE DROPPED YOUR MAMA OFF AT HER CORNER... HE SAID,"HEY LADY, CAN I BORROW YOUR PANTIES? MY SON MR PINK STOLE MINE FROM ME....."
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On 2005-08-19 09:15:00, Anonymous wrote:
"They call her Lady at the whore house,it's her nickname"
& THEY CALL YOUR DADDY LADY 'CAUSE HE'S OUR MADAME...
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On 2005-08-18 20:23:00, Elan Reporter's Assistant wrote:
"Are we pissing you off yet? Hi-yuh hi-yuh... does that make you angry? Do you find it infuriating? Don't react now... go find someone to relate to.
:wave: "
WE HAVE NO PROBLEMS RELATING, OR ANYONE TO RELATE TO..... WE HAVE FRIENDS... UNLIKE YOU & YOUR FAGGOT ASS BITCH BUDDY MR PINK.....
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On 2005-08-19 09:16:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:
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On 2005-08-19 09:15:00, Anonymous wrote:
"They call her Lady at the whore house,it's her nickname"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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IF THIS SHIT CRACKS YOU UP, YOU ARE THE LOONEY FAGGOT.
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& EVERYTHING AFTER THIS CRAP IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN YOU & YOURSELF...... WHAT A FUCKEN LOSER!!
AND I LOVEZ IT."
[/quote][ This Message was edited by: Leticia De Luna on 2005-08-22 17:08 ]
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On 2005-08-22 17:08:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:
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AND I LOVEZ IT."
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No no letishia, you *LOVE* it.... :wink: :razz:
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When i was a resident at elan, marty always stuck his fingers up my anas. He said he was doing guilt runs becuase I had a fetish and history of stealing candy and boys underpants.
And when I left Elan, my uncle hired me to work at his liquor store swweping floors and what not, and here i am today, still sweeping floors.
I hope one day I will make clerk so I can operate the register.
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stupid bitch quit fukkin' up the pages. :evil:
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Ohhh... i bet that bothers you too.... wahh wahh wahhh.
suck on it. :wave:
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still being my bitch mr pink, like a puppet you are so easily controlled. now go get my smokes bitch before i trade you off.
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I will when you come to my house. pussy. :lol:
waiting, waiting for you darling......
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