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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 17, 2005, 11:54:00 PM
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Tony Merrette was born in 1959 to parents who GIed their floor all day long for fun. At the age of 3, Tony was given his first verbal reprimand for breathing the wrong way. This pattern of a verbal reprimand every 15 minutes led Tony to become obsessed with screaming at people.
Legend has it that a naked Mongoloid Indian warrior transplanted the voice of the demon-possessed transsexual into Tony during a family vacation to Maine on the site of what would one day become Elan 7. The Indian's face was so covered in buffalo feces that Tony mistook the shit on the Indian's face for a pirate's eyepatch. Thus the legend of the Elan 7 Buccaneers was born. And 10-year-old Tony knew what he wanted to be -- a concept the-rapist.
The trouble was that Tony hated himself as a male. Late in the night, Tony would beat his genitals senseless with a baseball bat hoping they would come detached -- an activity he called "whacking off." When this didn't work, he tried giving them a general meeting to go away. That didn't work either, although the Merette neighbor's complained about a loud teenager's voice calling out, "Yeah fuck you! Yeah why won't you leave?!! Yeah, I wish I was a woman!!!"
At the age of 18, Tony got his wish. After hounding his parents for two years, Tony finally got them to agree to pay for a sex-change operation. Tony went under the knife.
The doctor first cut off Tony's penis and split it in two lengthwise. He then injected collagen into the sides until they resembled pussy lips. He then reattached the lips and drilled a whole in Tony's groin area, before installing pubic implants.
The doctor also gave Tony droopy breast lifts (firm tits cost too much for the family). But something was missing. Tony wasn't quite feminine enough. Then the doctor got a great idea.
Next door to the hospital was a musical theatre where a production of "The Wizard of Oz" had just taken place. The doctor met with the creative director and asked if he could have the wig of The Wicket Witch of the West. The director agreed and the doctor cleaned the cobwebs (some of them anyway) from the wig before implanting the threads on Tony's head. And at that moment: Tania Merette was born!
For his services, the doctor received $10,000, 15 verbal reprimands, seven days in the corner and a smoking general meeting.
NEXT: Tania needs a job
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:09 ]
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Let me splice up this "genius, sophisticated, comedic, hillarious, ROTF, LOL," post that was just written For all of you that think this guy is the next Jim Carrey.
*naked
*Mongoloid
*Indian warrior
*demon-possessed transsexual
*Indian
*covered in buffalo feces
*shit on the Indian's face
*rapist.
*beat his genitals senseless with a baseball bat
*"whacking off."
*fuck you
*Yeah, I wish I was a woman!
*sex-change operation
*cut off Tony's penis
*pussy lips
*Tony's groin
*pubic implants.
*droopy breast lifts
*firm tits
Now that right there is the writing of a sophisticated talented writer. Correct? I mean that's what you guys keep claming? All of the best sellers make sure that all of the things listed above are installed in every paragrah that they produce. Whacking off, poop jokes and droopy tits? What could possibly be more funny that that! You guys are absoultly right! What was I possibly thinking! This is the work of a comedic GENIUS! There is just no other way to describe it! I will make sure that your slander is submitted to the great writers of America. Hell, maybe you could even be on the list of national best sellers! Bravo guys. You are talented! I don't know how I managed to not notice sooner. I mean this is almost as funny as "Dude Where's My Car?"
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And to the others that have been agreeing with me, why don't you also register under a name so that we obviously aren't the "same" person. Or They can at least stop accusing us of being the same person now. :wink:
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Actually Dude Where's My Car was fucking hysterical. AND THEEEEEENNNNNN????
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Actually, I hate to break it to you,but as a freelance writer for a popular publication and one who hopes to finish my hilarious book sometime in the near future...
I must tell you that these stories...
Elan Reporter's, Elan Reporter's assistant's, Mark Rosenblow's...
Are all not only hilariously written but show the marks of
actual good writers.
I hate to bust the bubble, but yes.
These rants have ME pissing my pants and are even wetting the pants of my FRIENDS who have never been to or really heard about Elan.
Funny is funny.
And these guys are a riot.
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and if you really are a freelance writer, you still have more work to do. As part of a captive audience that takes the time to read some of these stories to find out what the hype is all about....THEY SUCK!!! And not because I have a biased opinion towards Elan or some of it's staff, but because the "writings" or "stories" are OLD! They are repetitive at the very least. Get some new material if you want to keep your readers interested. I think these so called talents would be better off used on maybe your OWN website, where people can go to them and read all about the your views and dislikes? Any of you guys interested in forking out the $ for your own website..... probably not!!!!
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I do agree, and I ALWAYS use my name. I know there aren't many of us out there who don't care what these assholes think of us, but I am one of them. Kudos to you for not caring either.... :tup:
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:09 ]
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TANIA IS A STRONG WOMAN,,, WITH A STRONG PERSONALITY! SHE TAUGHT WOMAN @ ELAN HOW TO STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES... TO NOT PUT UP WITH BULLSHIT... KIND OF LIKE THESE CRAPPY STORIES!! WHY ARE THESE STAFF RIDICULED FOR TRYING TO HELP TROUBLED TEENS, WHO OBVIOUSLY NEEDE SOME TYPE OF DIRECTION?!!
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if you call what tania does help, you'd probably call michael jackson a good babysitter.
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NO,,, NOT REALLY,,, DON'T CARE (NOR NEED) TO THINK ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON THOUGH! I SIMPLY STATED MY OPINIONS ABOUT TANIA MERETTE 'CAUSE SHE IS SOMEONE WHO HAD AN INVOLVEMENT IN MY LIFE, WHEN I NEEDED TO CHANGE MY LIFE.... ALOT OF PEOPLE MAY NOT LIKE HER; THAT IS THEIR PEROGATIVE... WE ARE ALL ENTITLED TO OUR OPINIONS. I DON'T CARE TO GO BACK AND FORTH ON A FORUM SUCH AS THIS... SO, RESPECT MY POSTED OPINION OF TANIA MERETTE, AS THAT IS WHAT THIS BOARD IS FOR.... OPINIONS!!
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WE ARE ALL ENTITLED TO OUR OPINIONS. I DON'T CARE TO GO BACK AND FORTH ON A FORUM SUCH AS THIS... SO, RESPECT MY POSTED OPINION OF TANIA MERETTE, AS THAT IS WHAT THIS BOARD IS FOR.... OPINIONS!!
Of course. Now if you'll kindly tell that to Evenitout, everything will settle down.
I bid you hi-yuh hi-yuh.
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On 2005-08-18 07:32:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:
"TANIA IS A STRONG WOMAN!!"
I agree; its because she still has the facial structure and muscle mass of a man :lol:
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I've seen her lift a VW Bug over her head while giving a really smoking 2-house general meeting.
I wish Id had a camera - something like that - you really need to see with your own eyes to get an accurate picture..
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the art of the one-liner, perfected.[ This Message was edited by: Mister Pink on 2005-08-18 09:57 ]
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On 2005-08-18 09:55:00, Mister Pink wrote:
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On 2005-08-18 07:32:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:
"TANIA IS A STRONG WOMAN!!"
I agree; its because she still has the facial structure and muscle mass of a man :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy:
Hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh :silly: :silly: :silly:
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On 2005-08-18 07:32:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:
"TANIA IS A STRONG WOMAN,,, WITH A STRONG PERSONALITY! SHE TAUGHT WOMAN @ ELAN HOW TO STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES... TO NOT PUT UP WITH BULLSHIT... KIND OF LIKE THESE CRAPPY STORIES!! WHY ARE THESE STAFF RIDICULED FOR TRYING TO HELP TROUBLED TEENS, WHO OBVIOUSLY NEEDE SOME TYPE OF DIRECTION?!!"
Did she teach you to get knocked up on the way home from your graduation?
Did she teach you to type in all caps because you don't know where the capital letters are supposed to go?
If so, she did a great job!
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Me suh use to love it when Tony whipped out huge penis for me to suck on. Now Tony is Tania and Tanis have smelly fur Burger which me suh is afraid of.
Me suh really like the smell of little boy's cocks.
hi yuh yuh yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh yuh yuh
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On 2005-08-18 14:57:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-08-18 07:32:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:
"TANIA IS A STRONG WOMAN,,, WITH A STRONG PERSONALITY! SHE TAUGHT WOMAN @ ELAN HOW TO STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES... TO NOT PUT UP WITH BULLSHIT... KIND OF LIKE THESE CRAPPY STORIES!! WHY ARE THESE STAFF RIDICULED FOR TRYING TO HELP TROUBLED TEENS, WHO OBVIOUSLY NEEDE SOME TYPE OF DIRECTION?!!"
Did she teach you to get knocked up on the way home from your graduation?
Did she teach you to type in all caps because you don't know where the capital letters are supposed to go?
If so, she did a great job!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ::bigsmilebounce:: ::unhappy::
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Did she teach you to get knocked up on the way home from your graduation?
Did she teach you to type in all caps because you don't know where the capital letters are supposed to go?
If so, she did a great job!"
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NO LITTLE BITCH,,,, I LEARNED THAT FROM THAT WHORE YOU CALL MOM!! OH, WAIT,,, YOU CAN'T CALL HER MOM,,, SHE DI-OWNED YOU!! THAT'S WHY YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE ON THIS SITE... AND ALL YOU TALK ABOUT ARE THINGS HOMOSEXUALS TALK ABOUT.... 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, PERVERTED ASSHOLE THAT NEVER GREW UP.... GET A FUCKEN LIFE BITCH! DON'T HATE 'CAUSE YOU PROBABLY CAN'T HAVE KIDS.... NOBODY WANTS TO DEAL WITH A RETARD LIKE YORSELF....
I USE CAPS SO I DON'T WAIST ALL MY TIME HERE.... GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU BITCH! HIDE BEHIND THE BAG,, I CAN GIVE A FUCK.... YOU DON'T KNOW ME,, & I'M GLAD I DON'T KNOW YOU FAG ASS BITCH..... REPLY BACK,, WHO GIVES A FUCK... AT LEAST I DID GRADUATE THE PROGRAM & GOT MY DIPLOMA A YEAR EARLY AT THAT....... BITCH![ This Message was edited by: Leticia De Luna on 2005-08-18 19:35 ]
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:nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy:
Hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh hi yuh :silly: :silly: :silly: "
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LAUGHING @ YOUR SELF BITCH!!!!!!!
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On 2005-08-18 19:34:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:
AT LEAST I DID GRADUATE THE PROGRAM & GOT MY DIPLOMA A YEAR EARLY AT THAT....... BITCH"
And what have you done with your high school diploma? Did you go to college? LOL
You did not learn how to spell or write, that's for sure.
Did you learn how to talk like this:
On 2005-08-18, Leticia De Luna wrote:
WHY DON'T YOU 2 GET OFF EACHOTHER'S JOCKS ALREADY...." and "DON'T YOU GET ENOUGH OF THAT FROM THET OTHER COCK SUCKER, THE ELAN REPORTER,, HUH BITCH?!!"
At least you got an "A" in Leg Spreading 101
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On 2005-08-18 20:34:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-08-18 19:34:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:
AT LEAST I DID GRADUATE THE PROGRAM & GOT MY DIPLOMA A YEAR EARLY AT THAT....... BITCH"
And what have you done with your high school diploma? Did you go to college? LOL
You did not learn how to spell or write, that's for sure.
Did you learn how to talk like this:
On 2005-08-18, Leticia De Luna wrote:
WHY DON'T YOU 2 GET OFF EACHOTHER'S JOCKS ALREADY...." and "DON'T YOU GET ENOUGH OF THAT FROM THET OTHER COCK SUCKER, THE ELAN REPORTER,, HUH BITCH?!!"
At least you got an "A" in Leg Spreading 101"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
holy shit I am losing my shit laughing!
Whomever is writing that shit back is friggin KILLIN' me...funnnnyyy!!!!!!
::bigsmilebounce:: ::bigsmilebounce:: ::bigsmilebounce:: ::bigsmilebounce:: ::bigsmilebounce:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::both:: ::both:: ::both:: ::both:: ::both:: ::both:: ::both:: ::kma::
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On 2005-08-18 19:34:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:
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Did she teach you to get knocked up on the way home from your graduation?
Did she teach you to type in all caps because you don't know where the capital letters are supposed to go?
If so, she did a great job!"
NO LITTLE BITCH,,,, I LEARNED THAT FROM THAT WHORE YOU CALL MOM!! OH, WAIT,,, YOU CAN'T CALL HER MOM,,, SHE DI-OWNED YOU!! THAT'S WHY YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE ON THIS SITE... AND ALL YOU TALK ABOUT ARE THINGS HOMOSEXUALS TALK ABOUT.... 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, PERVERTED ASSHOLE THAT NEVER GREW UP.... GET A FUCKEN LIFE BITCH! DON'T HATE 'CAUSE YOU PROBABLY CAN'T HAVE KIDS.... NOBODY WANTS TO DEAL WITH A RETARD LIKE YORSELF....
I USE CAPS SO I DON'T WAIST ALL MY TIME HERE.... GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU BITCH! HIDE BEHIND THE BAG,, I CAN GIVE A FUCK.... YOU DON'T KNOW ME,, & I'M GLAD I DON'T KNOW YOU FAG ASS BITCH..... REPLY BACK,, WHO GIVES A FUCK... AT LEAST I DID GRADUATE THE PROGRAM & GOT MY DIPLOMA A YEAR EARLY AT THAT....... BITCH![ This Message was edited by: Leticia De Luna on 2005-08-18 19:35 ]"
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HAHAHAHAHA!
Are you saying that we are fags? I bet I've fucked hotter chicks than you in homeless shelters! I don't screw men,Your best friend Tony Merrettec does.Maybe she even fucks Marty! In fact, YOU probably fucked hi-yuh-yuh yourSELF.but he would have had to be drunk.As a straight red blooded male,I am relatively sure 6 gallons of malt liquer would be in order before touching you!
HI-YUH-YUH-HI!
If I was gay, though, I'd want me a man like Elan Reporter over Marty He Who Loves Buffalo!
HI YUH!
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Leticia, I'm afraid we're going to have to put you in the corner. You are out of control. Someone get me some restraints.
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On 2005-08-18 22:20:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-08-18 19:34:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:
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Did she teach you to get knocked up on the way home from your graduation?
Did she teach you to type in all caps because you don't know where the capital letters are supposed to go?
If so, she did a great job!"
NO LITTLE BITCH,,,, I LEARNED THAT FROM THAT WHORE YOU CALL MOM!! OH, WAIT,,, YOU CAN'T CALL HER MOM,,, SHE DI-OWNED YOU!! THAT'S WHY YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE ON THIS SITE... AND ALL YOU TALK ABOUT ARE THINGS HOMOSEXUALS TALK ABOUT.... 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, PERVERTED ASSHOLE THAT NEVER GREW UP.... GET A FUCKEN LIFE BITCH! DON'T HATE 'CAUSE YOU PROBABLY CAN'T HAVE KIDS.... NOBODY WANTS TO DEAL WITH A RETARD LIKE YORSELF....
I USE CAPS SO I DON'T WAIST ALL MY TIME HERE.... GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU BITCH! HIDE BEHIND THE BAG,, I CAN GIVE A FUCK.... YOU DON'T KNOW ME,, & I'M GLAD I DON'T KNOW YOU FAG ASS BITCH..... REPLY BACK,, WHO GIVES A FUCK... AT LEAST I DID GRADUATE THE PROGRAM & GOT MY DIPLOMA A YEAR EARLY AT THAT....... BITCH![ This Message was edited by: Leticia De Luna on 2005-08-18 19:35 ]"
HAHAHAHAHA!
Are you saying that we are fags? I bet I've fucked hotter chicks than you in homeless shelters! I don't screw men,Your best friend Tony Merrettec does.Maybe she even fucks Marty! In fact, YOU probably fucked hi-yuh-yuh yourSELF.but he would have had to be drunk.As a straight red blooded male,I am relatively sure 6 gallons of malt liquer would be in order before touching you!
HI-YUH-YUH-HI!
If I was gay, though, I'd want me a man like Elan Reporter over Marty He Who Loves Buffalo!
HI YUH!"
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Go sit in the corner, Lashuika Telicia Conchita Letisa!
Nightman,get the restraints, this one's a live one!
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On 2005-08-18 22:55:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-08-18 22:20:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-08-18 19:34:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:
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Did she teach you to get knocked up on the way home from your graduation?
Did she teach you to type in all caps because you don't know where the capital letters are supposed to go?
If so, she did a great job!"
NO LITTLE BITCH,,,, I LEARNED THAT FROM THAT WHORE YOU CALL MOM!! OH, WAIT,,, YOU CAN'T CALL HER MOM,,, SHE DI-OWNED YOU!! THAT'S WHY YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE ON THIS SITE... AND ALL YOU TALK ABOUT ARE THINGS HOMOSEXUALS TALK ABOUT.... 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, PERVERTED ASSHOLE THAT NEVER GREW UP.... GET A FUCKEN LIFE BITCH! DON'T HATE 'CAUSE YOU PROBABLY CAN'T HAVE KIDS.... NOBODY WANTS TO DEAL WITH A RETARD LIKE YORSELF....
I USE CAPS SO I DON'T WAIST ALL MY TIME HERE.... GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU BITCH! HIDE BEHIND THE BAG,, I CAN GIVE A FUCK.... YOU DON'T KNOW ME,, & I'M GLAD I DON'T KNOW YOU FAG ASS BITCH..... REPLY BACK,, WHO GIVES A FUCK... AT LEAST I DID GRADUATE THE PROGRAM & GOT MY DIPLOMA A YEAR EARLY AT THAT....... BITCH![ This Message was edited by: Leticia De Luna on 2005-08-18 19:35 ]"
HAHAHAHAHA!
Are you saying that we are fags? I bet I've fucked hotter chicks than you in homeless shelters! I don't screw men,Your best friend Tony Merrettec does.Maybe she even fucks Marty! In fact, YOU probably fucked hi-yuh-yuh yourSELF.but he would have had to be drunk.As a straight red blooded male,I am relatively sure 6 gallons of malt liquer would be in order before touching you!
HI-YUH-YUH-HI!
If I was gay, though, I'd want me a man like Elan Reporter over Marty He Who Loves Buffalo!
HI YUH!"
Go sit in the corner, Lashuika Telicia Conchita Letisa!
Nightman,get the restraints, this one's a live one!"
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YOU ARE RIGHT FOR ONCE,,, GET THOSE RESTRAINTS.... CAUSE I WILL KICK YOUR TOOTHPICK ASS... BITCH!! HEY,, GET THE FUCK OUT THE BATHROOM NOW... THE TOILET IS FULL...
DON'T HATE 'CAUSE I WENT FROM THE CORNER (AS I PLEASED) THEN WENT THROUGH THE EXPIDITOR CREW.... 1ST FEMALE CHIEF.... RE-ENTRY (IN ANNEX, NOT KITCHEN) & GRADUATED WHEN I WAS SUPPOSED TO.... CAN'T SAY THE SAME FOR YOU BITCH,, WHAT DID YOU DO? YOU ARE PROBABLY WRITTING US FROM ELAN..... YOU COULDN'T STAY AWAY FROM MARTY, HUH JACK ASS!![ This Message was edited by: Leticia De Luna on 2005-08-19 08:37 ]
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On 2005-08-18 22:20:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-08-18 19:34:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:
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Did she teach you to get knocked up on the way home from your graduation?
Did she teach you to type in all caps because you don't know where the capital letters are supposed to go?
If so, she did a great job!"
NO LITTLE BITCH,,,, I LEARNED THAT FROM THAT WHORE YOU CALL MOM!! OH, WAIT,,, YOU CAN'T CALL HER MOM,,, SHE DI-OWNED YOU!! THAT'S WHY YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE ON THIS SITE... AND ALL YOU TALK ABOUT ARE THINGS HOMOSEXUALS TALK ABOUT.... 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, PERVERTED ASSHOLE THAT NEVER GREW UP.... GET A FUCKEN LIFE BITCH! DON'T HATE 'CAUSE YOU PROBABLY CAN'T HAVE KIDS.... NOBODY WANTS TO DEAL WITH A RETARD LIKE YORSELF....
I USE CAPS SO I DON'T WAIST ALL MY TIME HERE.... GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU BITCH! HIDE BEHIND THE BAG,, I CAN GIVE A FUCK.... YOU DON'T KNOW ME,, & I'M GLAD I DON'T KNOW YOU FAG ASS BITCH..... REPLY BACK,, WHO GIVES A FUCK... AT LEAST I DID GRADUATE THE PROGRAM & GOT MY DIPLOMA A YEAR EARLY AT THAT....... BITCH![ This Message was edited by: Leticia De Luna on 2005-08-18 19:35 ]"
HAHAHAHAHA!
Are you saying that we are fags? I bet I've fucked hotter chicks than you in homeless shelters! I don't screw men,Your best friend Tony Merrettec does.Maybe she even fucks Marty! In fact, YOU probably fucked hi-yuh-yuh yourSELF.but he would have had to be drunk.As a straight red blooded male,I am relatively sure 6 gallons of malt liquer would be in order before touching you!
HI-YUH-YUH-HI!
If I was gay, though, I'd want me a man like Elan Reporter over Marty He Who Loves Buffalo!
HI YUH!"
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AWWWW THE RETARD USED A LITTLE COLOR.... TO MUCH FUCKEN TIME ON YOUR HANDS,, STILL MAKE TIME TO CHOKE THAT CHICKEN THOUGH!!! :smile:
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On 2005-08-18 21:54:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-08-18 20:34:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-08-18 19:34:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:
AT LEAST I DID GRADUATE THE PROGRAM & GOT MY DIPLOMA A YEAR EARLY AT THAT....... BITCH"
And what have you done with your high school diploma? Did you go to college? LOL
You did not learn how to spell or write, that's for sure.
Did you learn how to talk like this:
On 2005-08-18, Leticia De Luna wrote:
WHY DON'T YOU 2 GET OFF EACHOTHER'S JOCKS ALREADY...." and "DON'T YOU GET ENOUGH OF THAT FROM THET OTHER COCK SUCKER, THE ELAN REPORTER,, HUH BITCH?!!"
At least you got an "A" in Leg Spreading 101"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
holy shit I am losing my shit laughing!
Whomever is writing that shit back is friggin KILLIN' me...funnnnyyy!!!!!!
:rofl: ::bigsmilebounce:: ::bigsmilebounce:: ::bigsmilebounce:: ::bigsmilebounce:: ::bigsmilebounce:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::rocker:: ::both:: ::both:: ::both:: ::both:: ::both:: ::both:: ::both:: ::kma:: "
GET OFF YOUR OWN JOCK BITCH... STOP LAUGHING @ YOURSELF..... DUMB ASS FOOL,,, I PITY YOU!! SIKE!!
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 07:10 ]
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I'm less concerned about what happened to the format then I am about what happened to Letisa's brain.
It seems she has a hard time writing.She yells alot of things that make no sense "Sike" etcetera.
She's such an angry girl. Retards often are.
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And what have you done with your high school diploma? Did you go to college? LOL
You did not learn how to spell or write, that's for sure.
Did you learn how to talk like this:
At least you got an "A" in Leg Spreading 101"
MY HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA HANGS ON MY WALL.... WHER IS YOURS? WAIT, THEY STILL GIVE DIPLOMAS IN KINDERGARDEN, AWWWW,, POOR RETARD, YOU MEAN YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET ONE FROM THEM?!! MY HUSBAND HAS A JOB,,, KNOW WHAT THAT IS? (OBVIOUSLY NOT) SEEMS THIS IS YOUR ONLY JOB,, TRYING TO PUT OTHERS DOWN TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE.... IT'S NOT WORKING THOUGH,, IS IT, C'MON BE HONEST FUCKER!! HAS ELAN TAUGHT YOU THAT MUCH.... YEAH RIGHT!!!!
NO,, I THINK MY HUSBAND GRADES ME HIGHER THAN AN 'A!' LOSER, YOU MUST NOT HAVE KIDS.... IF YOU DID THEY WOULDN'T LOVE YOU EITHER!!!
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On 2005-08-19 08:47:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I'm less concerned about what happened to the format then I am about what happened to Letisa's brain.
It seems she has a hard time writing.She yells alot of things that make no sense "Sike" etcetera.
She's such an angry girl. Retards often are."
JUST AS LOSERS OFTEN HIDE.... RIGHT SCRAWNY HOE!!
AWWWW,, DO YOU FEEL I AM YELLING AT YOU.... WELL TO FUCKEN BAD BITCH!!
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On 2005-08-19 08:49:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:
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And what have you done with your high school diploma? Did you go to college? LOL
You did not learn how to spell or write, that's for sure.
Did you learn how to talk like this:
At least you got an "A" in Leg Spreading 101"
MY HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA HANGS ON MY WALL.... WHER IS YOURS? WAIT, THEY STILL GIVE DIPLOMAS IN KINDERGARDEN, AWWWW,, POOR RETARD, YOU MEAN YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET ONE FROM THEM?!! MY HUSBAND HAS A JOB,,, KNOW WHAT THAT IS? (OBVIOUSLY NOT) SEEMS THIS IS YOUR ONLY JOB,, TRYING TO PUT OTHERS DOWN TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE.... IT'S NOT WORKING THOUGH,, IS IT, C'MON BE HONEST FUCKER!! HAS ELAN TAUGHT YOU THAT MUCH.... YEAH RIGHT!!!!
NO,, I THINK MY HUSBAND GRADES ME HIGHER THAN AN 'A!' LOSER, YOU MUST NOT HAVE KIDS.... IF YOU DID THEY WOULDN'T LOVE YOU EITHER!!! "
She's obviously drunk.Somebody please grab that bottle from her before she beats the children.Hey, Elan Reporter, as I recall you graduated COLLEGE,didn't you? I did too. Isn't only having a "high school diploma"
today's equivalent of graduating 8th grade?
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On 2005-08-19 08:51:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-08-19 08:49:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:
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And what have you done with your high school diploma? Did you go to college? LOL
You did not learn how to spell or write, that's for sure.
Did you learn how to talk like this:
At least you got an "A" in Leg Spreading 101"
MY HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA HANGS ON MY WALL.... WHER IS YOURS? WAIT, THEY STILL GIVE DIPLOMAS IN KINDERGARDEN, AWWWW,, POOR RETARD, YOU MEAN YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET ONE FROM THEM?!! MY HUSBAND HAS A JOB,,, KNOW WHAT THAT IS? (OBVIOUSLY NOT) SEEMS THIS IS YOUR ONLY JOB,, TRYING TO PUT OTHERS DOWN TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE.... IT'S NOT WORKING THOUGH,, IS IT, C'MON BE HONEST FUCKER!! HAS ELAN TAUGHT YOU THAT MUCH.... YEAH RIGHT!!!!
NO,, I THINK MY HUSBAND GRADES ME HIGHER THAN AN 'A!' LOSER, YOU MUST NOT HAVE KIDS.... IF YOU DID THEY WOULDN'T LOVE YOU EITHER!!! "
She's obviously drunk.Somebody please grab that bottle from her before she beats the children.Hey, Elan Reporter, as I recall you graduated COLLEGE,didn't you? I did too. Isn't only having a "high school diploma"
today's equivalent of graduating 8th grade?"
HEY DUMB ASS WHAT ABOUT YOU... DID YOU GRADUATE?! GET OFF HIS JOCK,, QUIT YELLING FOR HIM TO HELP DEFEND YOU!! STICK UP FOR YOURSELF.... PUSSY ASS BITCH!
I DON'T HAVE TO WORK,, I SAID MY HUSBAND DOES THAT FOR US,, HE TAKES CARE OF HIS FAMILY,, NOT LIKE YOUR MOM & DAD, THEY ABANDONED YOU RIGHT!!
SORRY DON'T ABUSE MY KIDS (BEAT) THE WAY YOU BEAT YOUR SHIT..... QUIT BURPING THAT WORM ALREADY!!!! T-REX BITCH!![ This Message was edited by: Leticia De Luna on 2005-08-19 09:00 ]
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I happen to not be too scrawny, I am a 186 pound guy.
I would never hit a woman but in your case i might make the acception.You sound manly enough.
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Now she makes less sense than before.
She's an interesting one.
Send it back, it's obviously over cooked.
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On 2005-08-19 08:55:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I happen to not be too scrawny, I am a 186 pound guy.
I would never hit a woman but in your case i might make the acception.You sound manly enough."
ALRIGHT,, AS LONG AS YOU RECOGNIZE... I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!! FOOL..... ARE YOU A MAN, OR A 14 YEAR OLD LITTLE BOY!!!!
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Letcia tighten up, this is a pull up. I will be forced to book you if you can't control yourself.
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On 2005-08-19 08:49:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:
MY HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA HANGS ON MY WALL.... WHER IS YOURS?"
We are SO proud of you! But...NEWSFLASH...Everyone else in this forum has their COLLEGE diplomas hanging on their walls. So, once again I have to ask, What have you done with your high school diploma other than make a bunch of Spic-lets.
P.S. Notice how the capital letters are at the beginning of my sentences, and only used for effect in the middle of my sentences. There, maybe now you can begin to post in English.
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On 2005-08-19 09:23:00, Anonymous wrote:
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On 2005-08-19 08:49:00, Leticia De Luna wrote:
MY HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA HANGS ON MY WALL.... WHER IS YOURS?"
We are SO proud of you! But...NEWSFLASH...Everyone else in this forum has their COLLEGE diplomas hanging on their walls. So, once again I have to ask, What have you done with your high school diploma other than make a bunch of Spic-lets.
P.S. Notice how the capital letters are at the beginning of my sentences, and only used for effect in the middle of my sentences. There, maybe now you can begin to post in English."
AHAHAHAHAHHA
YOU OWE ME A PAIR OF PANTS, I JUST PISSED MINE! :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Leticia, can I interview you via aim please?
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Ask in simpler terms.
(she doesn't know what interview means)
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On 2005-08-19 09:26:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Ask in simpler terms.
(she doesn't know what interview means)"
Oh OK then.
Hey Leticia, canba iba holla at you bitch?
Is that better?
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Bitch is a unisex word for her, so yes it's ok since I am pretty sure SHE is really a HE.
He sure talks like a man! Maybe he's really Greg!
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Greg Cruz = tranfestite? Yea I can see it.
Greg your a Gay mother fucker. Was Tony/Tania Merret your idol?
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On 2005-08-19 09:28:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:
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On 2005-08-19 09:26:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Ask in simpler terms.
(she doesn't know what interview means)"
Oh OK then.
Hey Leticia, canba iba holla at you bitch?
Is that better?
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Gregticia.It all makes sense now. With his secret identity he can be in both male AND female gangs.
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On 2005-08-19 09:36:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Gregticia.It all makes sense now. With his secret identity he can be in both male AND female gangs."
:nworthy: :nworthy: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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LOL, GREGTICIA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I is gonna be serious for a minit.Why you gotsa make fun of people?I would of send you to elan to!
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candypacks was fo only the good kids.you is definitily not one of them.YOU ONLY GRDUMATE COLLEGE!
I gradmujated HIGH SCHOOL!
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MY HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA HANGS ON MY WALL.... WHER IS YOURS? WAIT, THEY STILL GIVE DIPLOMAS IN KINDERGARDEN, AWWWW,, POOR RETARD, YOU MEAN YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET ONE FROM THEM?!! MY HUSBAND HAS A JOB,,, KNOW WHAT THAT IS? (OBVIOUSLY NOT) SEEMS THIS IS YOUR ONLY JOB,, TRYING TO PUT OTHERS DOWN TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE.... IT'S NOT WORKING THOUGH,, IS IT, C'MON BE HONEST FUCKER!! HAS ELAN TAUGHT YOU THAT MUCH.... YEAH RIGHT!!!!
NO,, I THINK MY HUSBAND GRADES ME HIGHER THAN AN 'A!' LOSER, YOU MUST NOT HAVE KIDS.... IF YOU DID THEY WOULDN'T LOVE YOU EITHER!!! "
She's obviously drunk.Somebody please grab that bottle from her before she beats the children.Hey, Elan Reporter, as I recall you graduated COLLEGE,didn't you? I did too. Isn't only having a "high school diploma"
today's equivalent of graduating 8th grade?"
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HEY DUMB ASS WHAT ABOUT YOU... DID YOU GRADUATE?! GET OFF HIS JOCK,, QUIT YELLING FOR HIM TO HELP DEFEND YOU!! STICK UP FOR YOURSELF.... PUSSY ASS BITCH!
I DON'T HAVE TO WORK,, I SAID MY HUSBAND DOES THAT FOR US,, HE TAKES CARE OF HIS FAMILY,, NOT LIKE YOUR MOM & DAD, THEY ABANDONED YOU RIGHT!!
SORRY DON'T ABUSE MY KIDS (BEAT) THE WAY YOU BEAT YOUR SHIT..... QUIT BURPING THAT WORM ALREADY!!!! T-REX BITCH!![ This Message was edited by: Leticia De Luna on 2005-08-19 09:00 ]"
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Who is she talking to, lol?
Who here DIDN'T graduate that stupid place?I graduated COLLEGE..I wouldn't be so proud of only having a "high school diploma", and who the hell would hang the diploma on the wall?!That's about as important as a velvet elvis painting!! Reporter, did YOUR parents abandon you?I'm really close with mine so maybe she is talking to someone else,maybe the voices in her head! Burpin worms?T-rex bitch?Beating kids like you beat your shit? Sounds like somebody is having an episode.
Does ANYONE have ANY idea what she is screaming about?
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I IS GONNA SCREAM AT WHATEVA I WANT BITCH! I WAS THE ONE WHO MADE CANDYPACKS! I WAS THE EXPEDITOR! I WAS IMPORTANT ONCE!
I WAS A HIGH SCHOOL GRDUAMATE!
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I done speaks dat language. She be sayin' she outta rock!
"PLEASE PLEASE GIMME SOME ROCK!! I'LL GIVE YOU MY CANDYPACK!!! I'LL SUCK YO DICK!!!"
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On 2005-08-19 13:52:00, Hubba Flubba wrote:
"I done speaks dat language. She be sayin' she outta rock!
"PLEASE PLEASE GIMME SOME ROCK!! I'LL GIVE YOU MY CANDYPACK!!! I'LL SUCK YO DICK!!!"
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MAD DOG 20/20 - HILARIOUS,, IT FIGURES YOU'D COME UP WITH ANOTHER ALIAS!! HUH MR STANK,,, YOU & YOUR "GANG," (IMAGINARY) ARE SO TOUGH... GO SUCK YOUR MAMA'S DICK NOW!!