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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on August 11, 2005, 12:57:00 PM

Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 11, 2005, 12:57:00 PM
No one knows where it is. ::eek3::
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 11, 2005, 01:29:00 PM
but if anyone can handle a couple of bitches from hell they can join us later in the evening.  :wave:
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 11, 2005, 02:22:00 PM
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but if anyone can handle a couple of bitches from hell they can join us later in the evening.
:scared:  :wave:
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Froderik on August 11, 2005, 04:00:00 PM
Sounds good - what are you bitches from hell gonna be up to?
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 11, 2005, 05:59:00 PM
paintin' the town red, what else? yeehaw.
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2005, 10:57:00 PM
yea  then we can all sit and talk about the terrible shit that happened to us and how we blame all our problems today on those days, weeks, months in the program.  weeeeee
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 13, 2005, 01:07:00 AM
fuck that if i go it's to party  :smokin:  :wave:
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 13, 2005, 02:08:00 PM
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On 2005-08-12 19:57:00, Anonymous wrote:

" yea  then we can all sit and talk about the terrible shit that happened to us and how we blame all our problems today on those days, weeks, months in the program.  weeeeee"


Wow what an insightful post.  I hate it when blind people, or cripples, blame all their problems on the accidents or injuries that made them that way.  I mean, if it only took five seconds twenty years ago to gouge out their eyes, you'd  think that they would have been able to get over it in the ensuing twenty years, wouldn't you?  And the cripples have had plenty of time to adjust to being unable to walk, why are they still so bitter about the car wreck that happened in their teens?  The nerve of some people.....
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 13, 2005, 06:41:00 PM
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On 2005-08-11 13:00:00, Froderik wrote:

"Sounds good - what are you bitches from hell gonna be up to?"


i heard SOMEbody wants to go to a hip hop club  :roll:
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 13, 2005, 06:43:00 PM
what state is the party going to be anyway?
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 13, 2005, 07:30:00 PM
depends on what time you get there  :rofl:
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 13, 2005, 08:18:00 PM
so far this so-called "reunion" is an exclusive invitation-only event at an undisclosed private location. so far weed is banned. so far people are patronizing and otherwise ignoring anyone who complains about the above two items. so far the person complaining is very bored with the responses. this person's email might start with gumball.
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 13, 2005, 09:45:00 PM
yup. so bored i told them to take me off the list.
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on August 13, 2005, 10:03:00 PM
there's a party in PA, no doubt.
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 13, 2005, 10:05:00 PM
ya'll write too fast for me
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 13, 2005, 10:05:00 PM
ya'll write too fast for me
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on August 13, 2005, 10:09:00 PM
Fuck str8, Fuck all authority :skull:  :skull:  :skull:
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on August 13, 2005, 10:14:00 PM
Why don't we all meet at the protest for peace down in crawford....TX ??  That'd be fuckin' righteous ya'll.. Can i park my truck at anyones place in TX who's close to Crawford.  Does Anyone need a ride ??
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: ex-prisoner on August 13, 2005, 10:17:00 PM
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Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on August 13, 2005, 10:21:00 PM
Where's that : b-town  ??  Boston ?? i got a sister up there.
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: ex-prisoner on August 13, 2005, 10:27:00 PM
uh, check your pm's. you know me.

are you talking about the mothers camping outside Bush's compound down in Texas? or is there something else planned?
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: linchpin on August 14, 2005, 12:34:00 AM
Straight Survivor Party? Think Ill pass. :wave:
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2005, 02:41:00 PM
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On 2005-08-13 17:18:00, Anonymous wrote:

 so far weed is banned.


That fact alone shows that this thing is ultimate jive.  Paranoid Survivors Reunion , indeed.  Might as well motivate before the BBQ.  WTF are they gonna do, talk about their feelings, or will it be more "times in their past"?  Weed banned?  That's just fucked up.  Why did they ban it?  Is it 'cause they're paranoid or because they're squares?
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2005, 04:46:00 PM
They have kids & they're homeowners.
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2005, 04:48:00 PM
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On 2005-08-14 13:46:00, Anonymous wrote:

"They have kids & they're homeowners."


yes, only childless, homeless people smoke pot. :silly:
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2005, 04:49:00 PM
And anyway, it's not (and never was) intended to be a "reunion." It's just a party, alcohol only.
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2005, 04:51:00 PM
Oh fuck you, moron. I smoke pot and have kids, but don't do it in front of them. What an asinine comment. In certain states your house can be seized (no joke) for possession of any qty. You wanna take that risk? Fine, np. But don't expect others to have to live by YOUR fucking rules, asshole.
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2005, 04:56:00 PM
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yes, only childless, homeless people smoke pot

What a stupid, lame and presumptuous inference you made here. A waste of space and time. Go smoke up, looks like you need to. :lol:
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2005, 05:24:00 PM
I can see this is bringing out a lot of emotions for people. While I'm for legalization and the right to have power over one's body, I can respect if someone asked me to do not something in their home.

I can very well understand the paranoia of having "illegal" things go on and word getting out to the wrong people. I'm speaking from experience on this one too. As a child my family's house was raided over drugs and later as an adult I had my car seized and meager money snatched away from me by the police. I've had the police at my apt. numerous times for bullshit warrants and complaints and had my shit rifiled through. After my car was seized I spent the following 5 years getting pulled over and having my car ransacked each and every time. Miss so and so, you have a license plate out, Miss so and so your tires are looking low on air, Miss so and so we have a warrant for you for open intoxicants, Miss so and so we believe the people in your car have warrants, let's see some ID.

Any drugs, weapons, or guns in your car Miss so and so? Miss so and so if you don't let us in your house we are reporting you to your landlord for illegal activity and you will be evicted. Miss so and so we are reporting you to CPS.

All true experiences so yeah I could be considered "paranoid" too. I had to move to another city to be left alone for the most part. The pigs in power have made me paranoid and rightly so.

-A friend in MI
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2005, 08:55:00 PM
Then there should be a reunion type gathering in a cannabis-friendly location, such as Amsterdam or Vancouver.  I totally respect the rights of the homeowners to decide whether or not the law of their particular locale should be broken at a gathering held on their property. I guess "I just" got the gist of the original statement wrong, thinking of it as sort of a discrimination against users of that particular form of recreation.

  So the answer is, they're squares.  That's ok by me, squares make the world go 'round.  It takes all types.

It's just sad to me that the worst aspects of using marijuana come from its legal status and not from its effects.

Anyway, off to smoke crack with the child support money....
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2005, 08:57:00 PM
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On 2005-08-14 17:55:00, Anonymous wrote:


Anyway, off to smoke crack with the child support money...."



That's for the "only homeless people smoke pot" remark.  If the other parent of your child actually does shit like that, my apologies.
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2005, 09:20:00 PM
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On 2005-08-14 13:51:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Oh fuck you, moron. I smoke pot and have kids, but don't do it in front of them.

See, that's where you're fucking up. You should turn your kids on to weed as soon as they can light a bic.  Yeah, you'll have to givethem the drug speech, you know the one, "Stay out oy my stash you little bastard!".  Other wise, they'll find out about drugs through bad channels, or worse, believe the Man's lies about the sacred cannabis flower, and turn you in for your own good!!  Your parents did, why not your kids??  Hell, they'll think they're saving your life, doing the right thing and all, up to the time Dr. Fucktard sits you down in a blue chair at some government funded reeducation facility. Avoid this nasty scenario.  Teach your kids to smoke pot.

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What an asinine comment. In certain states your house can be seized (no joke) for possession of any qty. You wanna take that risk? Fine, np. But don't expect others to have to live by YOUR fucking rules, asshole."


Whatever.  The fact that TBPITW was even mentioned indicates the paranoia of whoever got the notion to ban it.  If I feel comfortable enough to invite someone into my house, of of course I'm  going to expect them to refrain from any illegal activity that would get me  busted, and I would expect that they would feel the same.

Also, there is a difference between someone bringing a joint or fifty to a cocktail party to be inconspicuously shared by the smokers present, and setting up a meth lab in the host's bathroom while he's leading Basics Rap and writing his MI. TBPITW can be used quite unnoticeably, and the aroma has been described as "pleasant" by many who do not smoke it themselves.  My real question is whether the ban on TBPITW is because it is illegal, or because the host considered TBPITW immoral. Logic would dictate that users of TBPITW would be immoral as well, and I don't think I'd want to party with a housefull of paranoids, half of whom think they are superior to the other due to their preferences of intoxicants.  IF I CAN'T MAINLINE SYNTHETIC AYAHUASCA FREEBASE WHILE I'M DANCING NAKED ON YOUR KITCHEN TABLE AT YOUR PARTY, DON'T BOTHER TO CALL, YOU GODDAMN UPTIGHT PRICK!!!!
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2005, 09:45:00 PM
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On 2005-08-14 17:57:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2005-08-14 17:55:00, Anonymous wrote:



Anyway, off to smoke crack with the child support money...."






That's for the "only homeless people smoke pot" remark.  If the other parent of your child actually does shit like that, my apologies."



No worries. Ironically enough I had found a way to deal with the situation. The dope dealer became my b/f and so one way or another I did get that child support... :eek:
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2005, 12:10:00 AM
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Then there should be a reunion type gathering in a cannabis-friendly location, such as Amsterdam or Vancouver.
Well GO for it, then! What are you waiting for?!? I look forward to attending this event!

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I guess "I just" got the gist of the original statement wrong, thinking of it as sort of a discrimination against users of that particular form of recreation.

Not surprising, considering the sensationalistic way in which it was presented. :rofl:
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2005, 12:12:00 AM
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Whatever. The fact that TBPITW was even mentioned indicates the paranoia of whoever got the notion to ban it. If I feel comfortable enough to invite someone into my house, of of course I'm going to expect them to refrain from any illegal activity that would get me busted, and I would expect that they would feel the same.

Good point, but actually there was a problem with this the last time. :lol:
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Antigen on August 15, 2005, 11:47:00 AM
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On 2005-08-14 18:20:00, Anonymous wrote:

Also, there is a difference between someone bringing a joint or fifty to a cocktail party to be inconspicuously shared by the smokers present, and setting up a meth lab in the host's bathroom while he's leading Basics Rap and writing his MI.


That's the stickler right there. And this is some pretty compelling evidence of how effective program methods are. See, in the real world, pot smoking really is pretty much accepted behavior, provided you are discrete and don't blow smoke in the faces of people who don't want to know about it. But in program culture, if you do it or allow it or even know about it and resist the compulsion to send up a COC, they'll know! Somehow, they'll know and they'll come and drag you off and take away the house and the kids and....  :eek:

In real life, that hardly ever happens. In real life, middle aged white people just don't get the shake down.

And I'm with ya on how to respond, too. Much respect and affection to those kind folks gracious enough to send out the invite. And I certainly have no objection to participation in events where you can't just spark one up. Had a blast at the local carnival just yesterday. Same deal. Beer everywhere, a few drumblin' stunks here and there. Not a whiff of the sweet leaf to be sniffed anywhere.

However, the paranoia I can do w/o. I just wouldn't enjoy myself under those circumstances and, frankly, have found that drunks who think they're morally superior to tokers tend to be among the most obnoxious and sometimes dangerous of the lot.

How about All Good Music festival in Morgantown next year? Pirate says it rocked.

I'm glad some people have that faith. I don't have that faith. If there is a God, a caring God, then we have to figure he's done an extraordinary job of making a very cruel world.
--Dave Matthews, South African rock musician

Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2005, 07:54:00 PM
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What? If I don't let people get high in front of my kids then I'm a square?


Yes, that makes you a square.  There is nothing wrong with that, but you do run the risk of your kids learning about drugs from teachers, policemen, and other government sources.  When they turn you in for your own good like they were trained to do, and you're being confronted by Dr. Fucktard in SIBS after the cops seize your house, car, and kids, maybe then you'll regret not exposing your kids to the wonders of marijuana.  Teach kids to start smoking pot for their protection and yours, you fuckin' square!
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2005, 10:12:00 PM
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On 2005-08-13 11:08:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2005-08-12 19:57:00, Anonymous wrote:


" yea  then we can all sit and talk about the terrible shit that happened to us and how we blame all our problems today on those days, weeks, months in the program.  weeeeee"




Wow what an insightful post.  I hate it when blind people, or cripples, blame all their problems on the accidents or injuries that made them that way.  I mean, if it only took five seconds twenty years ago to gouge out their eyes, you'd  think that they would have been able to get over it in the ensuing twenty years, wouldn't you?  And the cripples have had plenty of time to adjust to being unable to walk, why are they still so bitter about the car wreck that happened in their teens?  The nerve of some people..... "


  Yep--- just like Christopher Reeves.  He sat around, bitched and complained all day on web sites about his accident.  Blamed the damn horse, the weather, and the saddle - DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL.
  Too bad he didn't use the accident to help others in a POSITIVE way, helping society.
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2005, 10:16:00 PM
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On 2005-08-14 13:51:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Oh fuck you, moron. I smoke pot and have kids, but don't do it in front of them. What an asinine comment. In certain states your house can be seized (no joke) for possession of any qty. You wanna take that risk? Fine, np. But don't expect others to have to live by YOUR fucking rules, asshole."


  And WHY don't you smoke it in front of your kids???
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Froderik on August 15, 2005, 11:32:00 PM
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Yes, that makes you a square. There is nothing wrong with that, but you do run the risk of your kids learning about drugs from teachers, policemen, and other government sources. When they turn you in for your own good like they were trained to do, and you're being confronted by Dr. Fucktard in SIBS after the cops seize your house, car, and kids, maybe then you'll regret not exposing your kids to the wonders of marijuana. Teach kids to start smoking pot for their protection and yours, you fuckin' square!
Wtf. Ok...I'll do my best to reply to this w/out getting too disgruntled with these half-baked (pun intended) attempts to make me out to be some kind of "square." I can tell 'em about drugs and my take on them without sparkin' up in front of 'em, no? And did it ever occur to you that perhaps they are a little YOUNG right now to be getting high with? Who knows, maybe when they get a little older I'll treat them to their first (hopefully, but whatever) hit of kind. I know about the risks you mentioned and you make a good point.

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And WHY don't you smoke it in front of your kids???

A good enough question, I guess.

BCUZ they are just too young right now, and unfortunately it happens to be illegal in this particular space and time. And who knows, they could rat me out or use it against me someday down the road. To make a long story short and avoid unpleasant details, let's just say that no matter HOW old they were right now, it would be a really STUPID move on my part. (can you say impending divorce?)  I'll bet you don't have kids. And I'll bet that if you did, you might eventually begin to look at things a little differently.
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2005, 11:53:00 PM
oh, some of us can tell who is whom. :wink:

(or is it whom is whom? wtf, w/e  :razz: )

(where's my technical writer? did you get that Strunk & White yet?)
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 16, 2005, 12:01:00 AM
wtf ever...i had a pretty good idea as to who was who.

Did I say that right? :stupid emoticon:
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 16, 2005, 12:15:00 AM
strunk & white?
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Froderik on August 16, 2005, 12:27:00 AM
Sorry, I'm back now -- I was just showing my kids how to shoot up...   :rofl:  :rofl:  :grin:
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 16, 2005, 06:40:00 PM
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On 2005-08-15 21:27:00, Froderik wrote:

"Sorry, I'm back now -- I was just showing my kids how to shoot up...   :rofl:  :rofl:  :grin: "


Excellent!  You're making progress toward protecting yourself from unwelcome intervention, and protecting your kids from the harm that comes with misinformation about drug use.  They're probably a little easier to manage, too.  Don't forget, this can also be a way to reward good behavior and accomplishments, say a dime bag for each "A" on a report card, or a few crack rocks in lieu of an allowance.  Parents like you are the beginning of a new outlook on drugs and drug use in our society, and you are to be commended.
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Antigen on August 16, 2005, 07:03:00 PM
I love yenz guys.  :rofl:

The spirit of this country is totally adverse to a large military force.
--Thomas Jefferson

Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: starry-eyed pirate on August 16, 2005, 10:22:00 PM
Antigen, i see you've picked up one of our local colloquialisms.  Very nicely done.  How long have you been in PA ??
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 16, 2005, 10:35:00 PM
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On 2005-08-15 20:32:00, Froderik wrote:

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Yes, that makes you a square. There is nothing wrong with that, but you do run the risk of your kids learning about drugs from teachers, policemen, and other government sources. When they turn you in for your own good like they were trained to do, and you're being confronted by Dr. Fucktard in SIBS after the cops seize your house, car, and kids, maybe then you'll regret not exposing your kids to the wonders of marijuana. Teach kids to start smoking pot for their protection and yours, you fuckin' square!

Wtf. Ok...I'll do my best to reply to this w/out getting too disgruntled with these half-baked (pun intended) attempts to make me out to be some kind of "square." I can tell 'em about drugs and my take on them without sparkin' up in front of 'em, no? And did it ever occur to you that perhaps they are a little YOUNG right now to be getting high with? Who knows, maybe when they get a little older I'll treat them to their first (hopefully, but whatever) hit of kind. I know about the risks you mentioned and you make a good point.



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And WHY don't you smoke it in front of your kids???

A good enough question, I guess.



BCUZ they are just too young right now, and unfortunately it happens to be illegal in this particular space and time. And who knows, they could rat me out or use it against me someday down the road. To make a long story short and avoid unpleasant details, let's just say that no matter HOW old they were right now, it would be a really STUPID move on my part. (can you say impending divorce?)  I'll bet you don't have kids. And I'll bet that if you did, you might eventually begin to look at things a little differently."


  Hiding things from your kids, because it's against the law, a sad habit, don't want them doing it?  Whatever.  You do it, just OWN it.  Why hide?!  Can't stop I bet.
  And yes, I have children but don't smoke, do drugs, etc.  No need no desire, no need to hide things from my kiddos.  Healthy concept, huh?!
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Froderik on August 16, 2005, 10:55:00 PM
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And yes, I have children but don't smoke, do drugs, etc. No need no desire, no need to hide things from my kiddos. Healthy concept, huh?!

Well damn......you're a better person than I....

And wow.....who could this anon be?? I'm completely stumped.
If you care to PM me, I SWEAR I won't out you -- I give you my word as a 'druggie.' :lol:

Seriously.....I won't out you. PM me.
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 17, 2005, 06:52:00 AM
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On 2005-08-16 19:35:00, Anonymous


  And yes, I have children but don't smoke, do drugs, etc.  No need no desire, no need to hide things from my kiddos.  Healthy concept, huh?!"


No.  Actually it is patently unhealthy and indicative of serious personality disorder that you do not have a desire to use drugs.  Either make a decision to start using drugs and improve your mental health, or give your kids to HRS or some hippie commune before you warp them with your obviously deranged thinking.  A mind with NO desire for chemically induced intoxication of any kind is a mind that is perpetually diseased.  You owe it to yourself to start smoking tobacco, you owe it to your kids to start smoking marijuana.  You also need to start your children using hard drugs as soon as possible, preferably during gestation.  If you really loved your kids, you would get high with them.
Title: The Paranoid Straight Survivors Reunion
Post by: Anonymous on August 17, 2005, 09:21:00 PM
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On 2005-08-17 03:52:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2005-08-16 19:35:00, Anonymous



  And yes, I have children but don't smoke, do drugs, etc.  No need no desire, no need to hide things from my kiddos.  Healthy concept, huh?!"




No.  Actually it is patently unhealthy and indicative of serious personality disorder that you do not have a desire to use drugs.  Either make a decision to start using drugs and improve your mental health, or give your kids to HRS or some hippie commune before you warp them with your obviously deranged thinking.  A mind with NO desire for chemically induced intoxication of any kind is a mind that is perpetually diseased.  You owe it to yourself to start smoking tobacco, you owe it to your kids to start smoking marijuana.  You also need to start your children using hard drugs as soon as possible, preferably during gestation.  If you really loved your kids, you would get high with them."


  rofl  -  alrighty then!  I'll rethink my sick ways.   :razz: