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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => News Items => Topic started by: Anonymous on August 10, 2005, 03:46:00 PM
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Hi, I'm Jay. I have blonde hair, blue eyes and stand about 5'11 weighing 180 lbs. I enjoy romantic walks on the beach, candle lit dinners and gazing hopelessly into starry eyes. my turn offs are; fatties, people who use big words to sound smart, and people who talk trash about things that they havent experienced. My turn ons are; web cams, ice cubes, plastic molds of the human body (used by both parties), and people who are down to earth. I love it when someone shows up with a boquet of flowers unexpectedly. I am a capricorn so if you are a taurus dont bother to reply. Actually, write me anyways, i am DESPERATE. but not to make myself sound like i would take anything, ive only done the peanut butter trick once i swear it. So if you dont smoke crack and even if you do, reply to this message and maybe youve got a shot at getting with a catch like me.
-Jay
p.s. I can suck a golfball through a garden hose.
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JayRay? Wow, if it is you, I seriously misjudged your character... I had you confused with someone who had a bit of class, so it seems.
--Mike
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What is the peanut butter trick?
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nope, not JayRay, fuckface, a different Jay
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Hi jay, its adge. How are things buddy? For anyone wanting to know, jay is as sexy as he sounds. Makes me wet just thinking about it. Whoops, did my fingers type that? oh well, comming out of the closet wasn't as hard as i thought it would be. I have a secret...I'm a taurus. I hope that won't blow my chances of getting some unlubed anal intercourse (both ways of course, I'm not as selfish as i used to be). Oh me and my dirty mouth. Well big boy, i hope you choose me over anyone else. I'll treat you real good. Like no one else could. I'll spend every penny on you man, just give me a shot... sorry i better stop before i start crying. Love makes me so emotional. ::mecry:: Ok.please write back.
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On 2005-08-13 17:12:00, Anonymous wrote:
"nope, not JayRay, fuckface, a different Jay"
Well, in that case you can go back to getting tooled by your superfriends in good ol' AARC's exclusively male, "I'll Pretend To Be Too Enlightened To Bother With Normal, Healthy Heterosexual Relationships, But Secretly I Actually Harbour Homosexual Desires, Which Are The Root Of My Self-Loathing" club.
Get honest, really, please; for yourself. Your latent homosexual tendancies are so thinly-veiled that it's really futile to fight them at the stage you're at. Just surrender yourself to powerlessness and flame on tiny dancer...
[/b]P.S. : ...fuckface...[/b]
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:???: What the fuck did you say? it went over my head. It sounds real smart, with all the big words and all. What really impressed me was your use of ompound sentences. Instead of using fag or gay, you said homosexual. But in the midst of all that, i sensed you were angry. Perhaps you should be honest with YOURSELF about where that anger comes from. I don't get that mad when someone i don't even know calls me a fuck face over the internet.
GOD BLESS
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Whoops! everyone makes mistakes. I ment to say "compound sentences"
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YO WHATS UP JAY, I HAVE THE LARGEST RECORDED PENIS LENGTH IN THE WORLD. ALL BECAUSE OF MY MOTORCYCLE.