Post by: Mister Pink on August 10, 2005, 12:19:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2005, 12:22:00 PM
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Post by: THE_REAL_CREG_GRUZ on August 10, 2005, 12:25:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2005, 12:40:00 PM
You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have purchased
the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to another nigger immediately on unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most owners use the same names over and over, since niggers become confused by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a ho, it should be called Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for nigger hoes. These names go straight over your nigger's head, by the way.
CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER.
Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped
with a tongue and vocal chords. Most niggers can
master only a few basic human phrases with this
apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular. However, others make
barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in
some pain, so you should probably call a vet and have
him remove your nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your
nigger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't
hear it complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers
have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners
also castrate their niggers for health reasons (yours,
mine, and that of women, not the nigger's). This is
strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a mystery why
this is not done on the boat
HOUSING YOUR NIGGER.
Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger food through. The rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two hundred niggers. You can site a nigger cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. Niggers never invented the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your nigger is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your nigger is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck niggers and hoe niggers can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black hoes.
FEEDING YOUR NIGGER.
Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You
should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc. Experienced nigger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all niggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all niggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his niggers as a result. You should never allow your nigger meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.
MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK.
Niggers are very, very averse to work of any kind. The nigger's most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your nigger to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. Niggers are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their
way. The solution to this is to *dupe* your nigger into working. After installation, encourage it towards the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that cotton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your nigger will then frantically compete with the other field niggers to steal as much of that cotton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your nigger to its cage and laugh at its stupidity, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your nigger comes equipped with the standard nigger IQ of 75 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. Niggers can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your niggers can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the
light fades.
ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGGER.
Your nigger enjoys play, like most animals, so you should play with it regularly. A happy smiling nigger works best. Games niggers enjoy include:
1) A good thrashing: every few days, take your nigger's pants down, hang it up by its heels, and have some of your other niggers thrash it with a club or whip. Your nigger will signal
its intense enjoyment by shrieking and sobbing.
2) Lynch the nigger: niggers are cheap and there are millions more where yours came from. So every now and then, push the boat out a bit and lynch a nigger.
Lynchings are best done with a rope over the branch of a tree, and niggers just love to be lynched. It makes them feel special. Make your other niggers watch. They'll be so grateful, they'll work harder for a day or two (and then you can lynch another one).
3) Nigger dragging: Tie your nigger by one wrist to the tow bar on the back of suitable vehicle, then drive away at approximately 50mph. Your nigger's shrieks of enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will shriek until it falls apart. To prolong the fun for the nigger, do *NOT* drag him by his feet, as his head comes off too soon. This is painless for the nigger, but spoils the fun. Always wear a seatbelt and never exceed the speed limit.
4) Playing on the PNL: a variation on (2), except you can lynch your nigger out
in the fields, thus saving work time. Niggers enjoy this game best if the PNL is operated by a man in a tall white hood.
5) Hunt the nigger: a variation of Hunt the Slipper, but played outdoors, with Dobermans.
WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a nigger, as they are highly toxic.
DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS.
Niggers die on average at around 40, which some might
say is 40 years too late, but there you go. Most
people prefer their niggers dead, in fact. When yours
dies, report the license number of the car that did
the drive-by shooting of your nigger. The police will
collect the nigger and dispose of it for you.
COMMON PROBLEMS WITH NIGGERS.
MY NIGGER IS VERY AGGRESIVE.
Have it put down, for god's sake. Who needs an uppity nigger? What are we, short of niggers or something?
MY NIGGER KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN, BUT NEVER BLACK HOES.
They all do this. Shorten your nigger's chain so
it can't reach any white women, and arm heavily any
white women who might go near it.
WILL MY NIGGER ATTACK ME?
Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even
then, it's not likely. If niggers successfully
overthrew their owners, they'd have to sort out their
own food. This is probably why nigger uprisings were
nonexistent (until some fool gave them rights).
MY NIGGER KEEPS BLEATING ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM".
Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the fuck up.
MY NIGGER'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR.
WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A NIGGER?
A nigger's skin is actually more or
less transparent. That brown color you can see is the
shit your nigger is full of. This is why some models
of nigger are sold as "The Shitskin".
MY NIGGER ACTS EXACTLY LIKE A NIGGER, BUT IS WHITE.
What you have there is a "wigger".
WOW! IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE OR VALUABLE?
They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of
them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage with a few hundred genuine niggers and you'll soon find it stops acting like a nigger.
However, leave it in the cage and let the niggers dispose of it.
MY NIGGER SMELLS REALLY BAD.
And you were expecting what?
MY NIGGER DISPLAYS A MASSIVE SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT.
This is normal.
SHOULD I ALLOW MY NIGGER TO FORNICATE WITH OTHER NIGGERS?
Where are we, Wonderland? You'll have a lot of trouble getting it to fornicate with *other* niggers.
WHERE CAN I BUY MYSELF A BETTER QUALITY OF NIGGER?
I don't really understand the question ("better quality of nigger"...?WTF?)
Post by: Mister Pink on August 10, 2005, 12:43:00 PM
Post by: THE_REAL_CREG_GRUZ on August 10, 2005, 12:44:00 PM
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On 2005-08-10 09:43:00, Mister Pink wrote:
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IS THAT GREG CRUZ?
Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2005, 12:54:00 PM
Dont scream or I'll cut you bitch.
Why didnt Greg play in the sandbox as a kid?
Because the cats kept on covering him up.
Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2005, 12:57:00 PM
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.
Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal.
Why don't niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.
What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."
Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty retail stores.
Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.
What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.
Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.
How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.
How do you get him down?
Teach him to say "Motherfucker."
How else do you babysit a niglet?
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.
How do you get him down?
Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a piñata party.
Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.
What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.
What's long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.
What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.
What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.
How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.
Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.
Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
The harder you hit it the more English you get.
How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon?
All of them if you put them in the ashtray.
A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares.
A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
The spic, because the nigger had to stop on the way down and spray paint "motherfucker" on the wall.
Why don't spics have barbeques?
The beans keep falling through the grill.
You hear about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.
How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia?
Roll a doughnut down the street.
How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
One if you spread him real thin.
How do you blindfold a chink?
Dental floss.
How do chinks name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.
What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?
The bag.
What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.
When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.
What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
Nigger.
What do you call a nigger in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit?
The defendant.
There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving?
The cop.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.
How long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit?
9 months.
Why don't nigger women wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken.
Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes?
California got first pick.
Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
So they can drive handcuffed.
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.
What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?
Niger nigger nigger.
How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoe box?
Tell them its a raft.
Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.
What can a pizza do that a nigger can't?
Feed a family of four.
Why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet?
I.D.
What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?
A nigger dressed for church.
Why do niggers have flat noses?
That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.
Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.
What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"
Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.
What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers?
It comes in a spray can.
What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls?
It's still legal to own a pit-bull.
What do you say to a black man in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."
Why do niggers walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit?
He ate six crocs before they could pull him out.
Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.
How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him.
Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a week.
What do you do if you run over a nigger?
Reverse.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
Who were the three most famous women in black history?
Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother Fucker!
Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"?
You put it on the front of your car.
What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common?
They're both niggers.
How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read?
They're both niggers.
Why do niggers wear wide-brimmed hats?
So pigeons can't shit on their lips.
Why did so many nigger soldiers get killed in Vietnam?
Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the niggers would jump up and start dancing.
What do you get when you cross a nigger with a Vietnamese?
Nothing. There are some things even a Vietnamese won't do.
What's black and tan and looks good on a nigger?
A Doberman Pinscher.
What's the fastest animal in the world?
The Ethiopian chicken.
Did you hear about Evel Knieval's new motorcycle stunt?
He's going to ride through Ethiopia with a sandwich tied to his back.
Did you hear about Ku Klux Knieval?
He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
Why was golf invented?
So white people get a chance to dress like niggers.
What do you do if you see a nigger with half a head?
Stop laughing and reload.
Why did god create orgasms?
So niggers know when to stop.
Why did god give niggers rhythm?
Because he fucked up their hair, nose and lips.
Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.
Why can't nigger women become nuns?
Because they can't get used to saying 'superior' after 'Mother'.
How do you fit 15 niggers in the back of a Cadillac?
Don't worry, they'll figure it out.
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
You don't.
Whats the differance between Afghanistan and Christmas?
Christmas will be here this year.
Whats blue and hangs in my front yard?
My nigger I can paint him whatever color I want.
Why do seagulls have wings?
To beat the niggers to the dump.
What's a crying shame?
When a bus full of niggers drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his ass?
A dart.
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Because one of them lost a quarter.
What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
How many spics does it take to have a bath?
Five, one to lie in the tub and four to spit on him.
What do a nigger and an apple have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
Why are niggers always buried 12 feet deep?
Deep down they're good people.
What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?
The length of the chain.
What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A nigger on fire.
What do you have if you've got a nigger up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement.
How was copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over a penny.
How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.
How do you get 12 niggers in a Volkswagen?
Throw in a welfare check.
How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application.
Why are there trees in Harlem?
Public transportation.
How does a black woman fight crime?
She has an abortion.
What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?
"Drop it nigger."
Post by: Mister Pink on August 10, 2005, 01:09:00 PM
WE BE ROLLIN IN DA ISUZU PUP !!!WORD LIFE!!! DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A MONKEY
Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2005, 01:21:00 PM
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On 2005-08-10 10:09:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"YO CRUZ PIMP DADDIO! WERD? I GOTTA WORD FOR YA HOMIE - SPIGGER-RICO - DA' HOOD WHERE YOU BE SWINGING FROM DA TREES INSTEDA SYN'S ONE TESTICLE
WE BE ROLLIN IN DA ISUZU PUP !!!WORD LIFE!!! DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A MONKEY
"
:nworthy: :nworthy: :razz:
Post by: Mister Pink on August 10, 2005, 01:58:00 PM
:wstupid:
IS THAT ALL YA GOT ELAN-WHORE?
Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2005, 03:08:00 PM
seems you miss him... don't hate on him while he ain't here.... YOU HAVE 2 MUCH TIME ON YOUR MOTHAFUGGIN HANDS!!!!!!!
GET A LIFE PSCHO-DRAMA QUEEN BITCH !!!!
Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2005, 03:21:00 PM
Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2005, 03:31:00 PM
WORD LIFE IM A GANGSTA WIT A FLAT NOSE
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Post by: THE_REAL_CREG_GRUZ on August 10, 2005, 06:38:00 PM
SO WHAT IS THE TRUTH BEHIND THE NOSE CRUZ? MOTORCYCLE TIRE RAN OVER THE BRIDGE OR WHAT?
THAT SHIT IS FLAT...EVER THINK OF BUYING SOME FIX-A-FLAT AND SPRAYING IT UP YOUR NASAL PASSAGE? IT MIGHT JUST INFLATE IT BACK TO NORMAL AND MAYBE YOU CAN FINALLY START GETTING SOME ASS AGAIN.
CRUZ DO YOU FIND IT HARDER TO MOONWALK WITH A FLAT NOSE?
HOW ABOUT BREAKIN? DO YOU SPIN SLOWER WITH A FLAT NOSE?
I KNOW YOU HAVE TO HAVE A HARD TIME DOING THE ROBOT WITH A FLAT NOSE.
CRUZ WHEN YOU DO THE HUMAN BEAT BOX, DOES THE NOSE DISTORT THE BEAT?
HOW ABOUT YOUR SPIT? DOES THE FLAT NOSE BLOCK MOST OF IT WHEN YOU RAP ON THE MICROPHONE?
I GUESS FORGET ABOUT A CHIC SITTING ON YOUR FACE, YOU HAVE NO NOSE BRIDGE TO OBSORB THE WEIGHT.
IS IT HARDER OR EASIER TO PICK YOUR NOSE?
WHAT ABOUT SNORTING COCAINE? DO ALL THE ROCKS CLOG UP EASY?
IS THAT NOSE RUBBER?
MUST BE REAL HARD TO WEAR A SKI MASK IN THE WINTER AND WHEN HOLDING UP A 7-11.
IF YOU DRIVE REAL FAST IN REVERSE IN YOUR ISUZU PUP, DOES THE NOSE GO BACK TO ORGINAL SHAPE?
SHIT CRUZ, WHAT ABOUT IF YOU HAD SOME SORT OF ACCIDENT AND THE PARAMEDICS WNAT TO ADMINISTER YOU OXYGEN?
NOW IS THE NOSE FLAT BECAUSE YOU WORE PANTYHOSE ON YOUR HEAD WHEN HOLDING UP 7-11'S?
IS IT EASIER OR HARDER TO PIMP YOUR HOES WITH THAT NOSE THEY WAY IT IS NOW?
DO MANY OF YOUR HOMIES HAVE A SIMILAR NOSE?
OR IS IT JUST ALL SPIGGER RICANS HAVE FLAT NOSES?
AFTER EXAMINING YOUR NOSE FOR A FEW MINUTES I HAVE COME TO A CONCLUSION THAT IT SORT OF LOOKS LIKE A BUTT.
DOES YOUR FLAT NOSE LEAK MORE SNOT THEN A BUFFALO?
Post by: THE_REAL_CREG_GRUZ on August 10, 2005, 07:10:00 PM
GREGS GOT 2 TURNTABLES AND A MICROPHONE
WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT?
GREGS GOT 2 TURNTABLES AND A MICROPHONE
WHERE YOU AT DOGG? WHERE YOU AT DOGG?
CRUZ GOT 2 TURNTABLES AND A MICROPHONE
WHERE HE AT? WHERE HE AT?
CRUZ GOT 2 TURNTABLES AND A MICROPHONE
Post by: THE_REAL_CREG_GRUZ on August 10, 2005, 07:29:00 PM
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Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2005, 09:14:00 PM
We all no you are just jealous you can't get the pretty white chicks!
Post by: Anonymous on August 11, 2005, 10:23:00 AM
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Post by: Anonymous on August 11, 2005, 10:24:00 AM
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Post by: THE_REAL_CREG_GRUZ on August 11, 2005, 10:46:00 AM
HEY CRUZ DO YOU LIKE FREESTYLING? OPEN MIC NIGHT TO RAP ON THE MIC CRUZ?
YOU DOWN WIT O.P.P CRUZ?
YOU ILLIN CRUZ?
YOU CARRY A BOOST MOBILE PHONE WIT YA CRUZ?
ASK ALL YOUR HOMIES WHERE THEY ARE AT DAWG?
:wave:
Post by: Mister Pink on August 11, 2005, 12:15:00 PM
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On 2005-08-11 09:15:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"YO SYN - GREG CRUZ BE ASKIN YO UNCLE TO RESTOCK ON DEM 40'S HOMIE.. GET TO IT SHOPBOY, DEM FLORS AINT BE CLEANIN DEMSELVES AND DOSE FOTIES AINT BE ORDERIN DEMSELVES NEEDER!!!"
:nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :tup:
Post by: Mister Pink on August 11, 2005, 04:05:00 PM
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On 2005-08-11 13:05:00, Mister Pink wrote:
"SyN = cruz's malt liquer bitch"
:rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2005, 12:47:00 PM
They must be keeping you real busy at that liquor store, you don't post as much here as you use to, thank God!
So you still a stock boy or did you move up to clerk yet?
Whats this I hear you giving Cruz some free forties of Old English? Your Uncle finds out you are gonna be jobless.
Post by: Mister Pink on August 12, 2005, 01:19:00 PM
Post by: SyN on August 12, 2005, 09:15:00 PM
A friendly fuck you for the next 2 weeks cause I am takeing the family on vacation to N Carolina.
Mike
Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2005, 09:20:00 PM
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On 2005-08-12 18:15:00, SyN wrote:
"at least you agree that your a coward, pink. You and all your anon personalities. Keep talking to your self online bashing people you dont even know.
A friendly fuck you for the next 2 weeks cause I am takeing the family on vacation to N Carolina.
Mike
"
Your Unlce give you time off from the liquor store Synler? Wonder how much dick you wil suck once you get doen to N.Carolina.
And what kind of Idiot would take their family to a state where a Hurrican is expected to hit? Fuckin Moron, get your lips off that cock and watch the news Boy.
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On 2005-08-14 17:09:00, Anonymous wrote:
"I remember passing him around like curency for smokes. He was worth 3 smokes for 10 min, not many takers though"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: he was a bitch
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WORD LIFE I'M A GANGSTA WIT A FLAT NOSE.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2005, 05:54:00 PM
Post by: THE_REAL_CREG_GRUZ on August 18, 2005, 07:53:00 PM
I'S BE ILL'IN.
YO I RAP ON DA MICROPHONE WIT ALL MY HOMIES.
YOU CAN GET WIT DIS, YOU CAN GET WIT DAT.
YEAAAAAAAA BOOOOOOOOOOOOY !
SHIT MUTHA FUCKA.
I'S BEEN IN PRISON FOO 5 TIMES MUTHA FUCKA.
Post by: Leticia De Luna on August 18, 2005, 10:46:00 PM
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On 2005-08-18 16:53:00, THE_REAL_CREG_GRUZ wrote:
"WHAT DA DILLY YO?
I'S BE ILL'IN.
YO I RAP ON DA MICROPHONE WIT ALL MY HOMIES.
YOU CAN GET WIT DIS, YOU CAN GET WIT DAT.
YEAAAAAAAA BOOOOOOOOOOOOY !
SHIT MUTHA FUCKA.
I'S BEEN IN PRISON FOO 5 TIMES MUTHA FUCKA.
"
IT'S OBVIOUS YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH "THE REAL GREG CRUZ!" WHAT DO YOU SAY,, BESIDES HI-YUH HI-YUH?!! OR IS THAT THE OTHER BITCH THAT SAYS THAT?!! HMMM... YOU TWO BITCHES CONFUSE ME....[ This Message was edited by: Leticia De Luna on 2005-08-18 19:47 ]
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2005, 12:45:00 AM
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2005, 12:57:00 AM
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On 2005-08-18 21:45:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Bunifah Latifah Leticia, would you please stop referring to these two fine gentlemen as "bitches"? It is most unladylike. :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy: :nworthy:
Post by: THE_REAL_CREG_GRUZ on August 19, 2005, 12:51:00 PM
MONKEY BOY CRUZ, :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Post by: GREGTICIA on August 19, 2005, 12:55:00 PM
WHEN I BE DOIN' DEM GUYS FO' 26 DOLLA AND MY HUSBAND BE HOLDIN' THE CAMERA HE ALWAYS SAY "I LOVES YOU, LADY"
I IS A LADY!
I IS A LADY!
CANDYPACK!
Post by: THE_REAL_CREG_GRUZ on August 19, 2005, 12:56:00 PM
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On 2005-08-19 09:55:00, GREGTICIA wrote:
"I IS A LADY WHEN I IS DRESSED AS LETICIA, MY FEMALE HALF!
WHEN I BE DOIN' DEM GUYS FO' 26 DOLLA AND MY HUSBAND BE HOLDIN' THE CAMERA HE ALWAYS SAY "I LOVES YOU, LADY"
I IS A LADY!
I IS A LADY!
CANDYPACK!"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Post by: Mister Pink on August 19, 2005, 02:54:00 PM
YOU BEIN' HOLLA BACK
SUCKIN SOME DICK
JUS TO GIT MO' CRACK
WORD LIFE! IMMA HOMIE WIT'
DA CORNROWS, WIT DA BLU DU RAG
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2005, 04:26:00 PM