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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 04, 2005, 05:29:00 PM

Title: A message to all whiners
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 04, 2005, 05:29:00 PM

This site is mainly for entertainment purposes.  If you want to have substantive interaction with your peers, go to Elanalum.com.  If you want to goof off and enjoy "The Chronicles of Marty," come here!

You may get angry and call us assholes.  That would be corrrect, but I'm Mr. Asshole to you, pal.  We NEVER tire of singing hi-yuh hi-yuh and dancing around our campfires in the tradition of the Kruglik.  

Our main goal is to have the entire Fornits community singing hi-yuh hi-yuh in mockery of the supreme Indian Chief Tatanka Fucker Marty Kruglik.

All together now:

Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh....

Title: A message to all whiners
Post by: Anonymous on August 04, 2005, 05:37:00 PM

hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh

Me go sodomize tatanka now
 
then me suh read Chief Kruglick story later tonight

hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh.......

Title: A message to all whiners
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 04, 2005, 11:52:00 PM

In all seriousness, nothing against friends getting together, but respect the hi-yuh hi-yuh!

Title: A message to all whiners
Post by: Mister Pink on August 05, 2005, 02:33:00 PM

Heil-Hi-Yuh-Hi-Yugh!
Heil-Hi-Yuh-Hi-Yugh!
Heil-Hi-Yuh-Hi-Yugh!
(hi-yu-hi-yuh-hi-yu)

we no pay for fornits

great god in sky give me-yuh broadband

dance for misah buffalo hi-yuh-hi-yuh!

Title: A message to all whiners
Post by: Anonymous on August 06, 2005, 02:29:00 AM

I know that it is not your intent to make fun of Native Americans. The people our ancesters stole land from and put them on reservations. I hear that Marty guy, is a real asshole. I am not doubting that!
 For Christ's sake, give it a rest. Can't you find a charater flaw and not his ethnic background to make fun of?  If he is as bad as they say, you should be load  ed with ammo.
I have friends that are half American Indian and it makes me cringe to see that same crap, day after day, after day, after day.
None of us have any control over where we come from. Only how we conduct ourselves and how we choose to treat others.  ::hehehmm::

Title: A message to all whiners
Post by: Anonymous on August 06, 2005, 03:08:00 AM

hi-yuh.. :lol:

Title: A message to all whiners
Post by: Anonymous on August 06, 2005, 03:16:00 AM

They DO make fun of his character flaws in addition to his ethnic background....the molestation..(not just buffalo)...his stupidity....his abusiveness...it's all there.

Have you been reading all of it?

Title: A message to all whiners
Post by: Anonymous on August 06, 2005, 07:33:00 AM

hey elan reporter when did you start calling the shots here? go get a job looser stop sitting around eating government cheese all day. asshole.

Title: A message to all whiners
Post by: Mister Pink on August 06, 2005, 11:06:00 AM

Haven't you been reading? He isnt a full blooded Injun, he's also a Mongoloid, that nomadic landlocked sliver of a country between russia and china. His grandfather molested yaks and camels

hi-yuh-hi-yuh

Title: A message to all whiners
Post by: Anonymous on August 06, 2005, 10:08:00 PM

Quote

On 2005-08-06 04:33:00, Anonymous wrote:

"hey elan reporter when did you start calling the shots here? go get a job looser stop sitting around eating government cheese all day. asshole. "

 ::bwahaha::  ::bwahaha::  ::both::
Now THAT is FUNNY :exclaim:
 WIC Program???? :lol:

Title: A message to all whiners
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 07, 2005, 11:56:00 AM

Hi-yuh hi-yuh is the cry of the Kruglik, therefore we speak only the truth.  Is it politically incorrect?  Absolutely.  Do we intend to offend Native Americans.  No.

Your suggestions are welcome, however.  Mister Pink brings up a good point about yaks and camels.  I seem to recall moose also having visited the molestation tepee at one time.  However, Marty's favorite animals are the tatanka and the stray cats outside Elan 3's dumpster.