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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on July 29, 2005, 03:04:00 PM

Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Anonymous on July 29, 2005, 03:04:00 PM
I told this one intake lady that she smelled bad. I told her she really stank.
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2005, 10:09:00 AM
There was a lady at my intake that smelled really bad, too.
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2005, 10:10:00 AM
Musta been all the rotten eggs and sour grapes they were eating.  :lol:

Has anyone seen Joy Margolis lately? I would pay for current photos of historical child abusers.
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2005, 10:50:00 AM
I would also be interested in such photos for a website I am conceiving of. It will be called: Wanted For Child Abuse, and have photos of child abusers who are still at large. Then they can sue me, and I will have to testify and also put others on the stand to testify about the child abuse the child abusers did. I need a right-hand technical person for the carrying-out of this concept. Please contact that bitch gumball summer.
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2005, 10:56:00 AM
I heard that one guy who was involved in the ring of child abusers thought there wasn't enough child abuse going on so he went to some other states and helped get some more child abuse institutions up and running. He was dedicated to the cause of child abuse. I heard Pres. Bush gave him an award for how well he abused children.
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2005, 11:01:00 AM
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On 2005-08-27 07:56:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I heard that one guy who was involved in the ring of child abusers thought there wasn't enough child abuse going on so he went to some other states and helped get some more child abuse institutions up and running. He was dedicated to the cause of child abuse. I heard Pres. Bush gave him an award for how well he abused children."


It's true.  He was also praised by luminaries such as former First Whore Nancy Reagan and her brain-damaged husband, as well as some dead princess, for his noteable achievements in the field of abusing children, they said his work was instrumental in the torture of many teens.  He himself puts the figure at over ten thousand kids abused, but he's probably just being modest.
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Troll Control on August 27, 2005, 11:10:00 AM
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On 2005-08-27 07:50:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I would also be interested in such photos for a website I am conceiving"

How do you conceive a website?  Get banged by a laptop?
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Shortbus on August 27, 2005, 11:14:00 AM
I think you have to put something in one of those harddrive slots.
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2005, 11:22:00 AM
Not with your old floppy disk......
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Nonconformistlaw on August 27, 2005, 01:08:00 PM
disks are not necessarily floppy...but disks are usually rather hard....and easily inserted into a receptive diskdrive... where the disk can penetrate into fertile gound...where a website may indeed be conceived.........
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Shortbus on August 27, 2005, 01:14:00 PM
:em:  :em: so thats how it happens....
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Troll Control on August 27, 2005, 01:36:00 PM
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On 2005-08-27 10:08:00, Nonconformistlaw wrote:

"disks are not necessarily floppy...but disks are usually rather hard....and easily inserted into a receptive diskdrive... where the disk can penetrate into fertile gound...where a website may indeed be conceived........."

Lordy, here we go again...

Good thing I just inserted a Levitra into my floppy drive.  Looks like I'm gonna need it.
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Shortbus on August 27, 2005, 01:40:00 PM
This all sheds light on the computer geeks that work the help desks at school. Sweeet.
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Nonconformistlaw on August 27, 2005, 02:01:00 PM
:rofl:  :rofl:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Nonconformistlaw on August 27, 2005, 02:22:00 PM
....My firewall should block the conception of unwanted websites....... :lol:
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Antigen on August 27, 2005, 05:24:00 PM
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On 2005-08-27 10:40:00, Shortbus wrote:

"This all sheds light on the computer geeks that work the help desks at school. Sweeet.
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http://www.deadtroll.com/index2.html?/v ... ml~content (http://www.deadtroll.com/index2.html?/video/helldeskcable.html~content)

Faith is believing something you know ain't true.
--Samuel Clemens "Mark Twain", American author and humorist

Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Shortbus on August 27, 2005, 05:50:00 PM
cool. thanks. that rocked.
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2005, 04:14:00 AM
Okay, very funny you guys. I am seriously looking for a right-hand technical person for the carrying out of the conception of this website. Serious. Quit joking around. If you are qualified for the position, please contact me.
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Shortbus on August 28, 2005, 08:31:00 AM
Have you thought about mixing things up a bit and using your left hand? Or sitting on your right hand long enough for it to fall asleep?

I couldnt help myself. My bad.
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Troll Control on August 28, 2005, 10:53:00 AM
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On 2005-08-27 11:22:00, Nonconformistlaw wrote:

"....My firewall should block the conception of unwanted websites....... :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:  :nworthy:
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Troll Control on August 28, 2005, 10:55:00 AM
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On 2005-08-27 14:24:00, Antigen wrote:

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On 2005-08-27 10:40:00, Shortbus wrote:


"This all sheds light on the computer geeks that work the help desks at school. Sweeet.

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http://www.deadtroll.com/index2.html?/v ... ml~content (http://www.deadtroll.com/index2.html?/video/helldeskcable.html~content)

Faith is believing something you know ain't true.
--Samuel Clemens "Mark Twain", American author and humorist


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Funny.  This was recently floating around our systems at work.  It's true.  It's true...
Title: Stinky Intake
Post by: Queen Bitch on August 28, 2005, 12:32:00 PM
I'd like very much for someone to activate my jack.