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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Penis Birders Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 09:33:00 PM

Title: One for the fans, by request
Post by: Penis Birders Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 09:33:00 PM
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On 2004-03-03 10:32:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Where's old Penis Birder when you need him?  :???: "


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Title: One for the fans, by request
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 09:34:00 PM
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Title: One for the fans, by request
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 09:39:00 PM
encore ::rocker::
Title: One for the fans, by request
Post by: Penis Birders Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 09:47:00 PM
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On 2005-07-19 18:39:00, Reagan Youth wrote:

"encore ::rocker::
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No problem!  Anything for the fans!!





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Thank you for Penis Birding! Enjoy Penis Birding responsibly!  Always have a designated driver when you Penis Bird!

G'night!
Title: One for the fans, by request
Post by: Anonymous on July 20, 2005, 04:47:00 AM
This sort of graphic depictioning should never be allowed on the internet. The internet in its entirety should cease and stop and shut down completely with this kind of nonsense. If you don't take this shit off of the internet, Mr. PenisBirder, I'm going to kill your fucking bird(s) and then you won't have any more fun you silly hanger-of-birds-from-your-penis person. This is a total outrage. I'll call my lawyer and you will be banned from posting forever on the internet. They will wipe your mind of any recall of computers and internet so that you will never think about computing and surfing and pasteying vile filth shat like this. A bird on a penis is a pile on the floor in my opinion. These birds have only one place and that is IN A CAGE where they belong!!! No bird should be allowed to hang around in public places like this. If you are walking around the street like I saw you were in the real picture, and you're naked with a bird on your privates area then you have some serious issues. I'll fucking chop off your penis myself if you ever stop in my city. If I see you walking around with your dock hanging out I'll kill the bird sitting on it. I will, you watch. I'll fucking break the bird's fucking beak off its tiny fucking head and start using the fucking beak to punch a hole in your face you bastard. I'll then proceed to the eating of your brain and the bird's stomach. Afterwards I'll do a dance on your fat ass and later wash you and your dead bird down from some wine I pour in its hollowed beak I had earlier pulled off its head. So just watch yourself Mr. PenisBirder. I don't like you. I personally find your inuendos uninviting to me. Several others have mentioned that you should not be locked up, but that you should be laughed at furiously and run over while you are walking around with birds hanging and ripping your penis off.

And that's another thing!!! You must be stupid if you are letting birds hang on your penis. One moment of emotional outburst from a bird like that with a beak that is five times the size of your erection could cause you a lifetime of infertility and softies. Okay?

So let's wake up here and start putting some wholesome graphical depictions for others to view on the nets. Okay dickgull?

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Okay. that was my totally lame attempt at making a penis bird there. I think mine would be very well done. I didn't even get to make the bird. My own penis is big I can't even draw it much less think what it looks like with hyphens and lines on computer keyboards!!! Help me learn to draw penis birds please. If birds can't be locked in cages, we should try to let them hang out on MY penis. Okay people? Let's do this. You show me how to draw penisbirds and I will personally eat out your girlfriend's pussy with one of those Eater-Outter-Pussy-Condom things. Okay? Okay.
Title: One for the fans, by request
Post by: Anonymous on July 20, 2005, 04:57:00 AM
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Dammit. I can't even get this one right! Is there a key on the keyboard for blank spaces or something? This is bullshit Mr. Penisbirder!!! I'll fucking rape your goddamm bird for cheating on making the penisbird logo if you can't show others how to appropriately make these goddamn fucking things you BITCH!!! Your birds' asses will be so fucking big you'll have to plug them up with double sized corks and stay awake nights listening to their stench and whining coz I stuck my cock up in them all! And when they sit on your penis it won't be a pure bird who sits on your penis anymore. It'll be tainted with my spunk up its ass! So just think about that next time you try NOT to help others draw penis birds okay? You sorry motherfucker. You suck! I'm not kidding here either! Your birds will get ass fucked by me if you don't show me how to fucking really draw a penis bird. Consider a gesture of kindness and your lack of desire to walk around naked with birds shitting everywhere, more than they do now, and squealing cos their ass hurts, more than they squeal now!!! Don't fuck with me Mr. PenisBirder. I am not to be played with here. I'm serious here Mr. PenisBirder. You show me how to fucking write up a nice nifty little penis bird right now you fucker. YOu have ten minutes. If I don't see a post here in ten minutes I'm coming over there quick with quickness! I'm gonna make me some penisbird stew starting with your fucking penis! I'll eat that shit and then puke it all back up on you, you fat fucker!
Title: One for the fans, by request
Post by: Penis Birders Anonymous on July 23, 2005, 01:40:00 PM
Look, man, Penis Birding is an art and a science---creating the ASCII symbol for this wonderful behavior will come naturally once you've mastered it.  Look around in jungles, zoos, and pet shops for a bird that you seem to have a connection with, and get started.  In the beginning, I recommend you wear a leather sheath on your member, at least until you and your bird of choicce have developed a good rapport.


About your threats, the recently formed Penis Bird Liberation Front doesn't take kindly to those that would interfere with the right of anyone to Penis Bird, and if your threats (which are obviously inspired by jealousy) continue, you can expect a visit from the PBLF Commando Squad real soon.  Keep your eye out for the black helicopter emblazoned with the Penis Bird logo.......











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Title: One for the fans, by request
Post by: Penis Birders Anonymous on March 10, 2006, 11:12:00 AM
You called???????????? :wave:
Title: One for the fans, by request
Post by: 4Reagan2Youth0 on March 10, 2006, 11:30:00 AM
:nworthy: encore please :wave: