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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: Anonymous on July 16, 2005, 03:56:00 AM
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You are never going to amount to anything. You are worthless. End your life now and it will all be over before it gets any worse. Take a knife and cut your wrists down the length, not from thumb to pinky, of your arm - from hand to elbow. This way you are sure to hit some good veins. If you are not into pain you can take a really hot bath and this will numb some of the pain. You can cut your neck open, too. There is your jugular below your ear on your neck. If you put your hand around that area you can almost feel out where the jugular is. That spot is a major artery and will produce the most loss of blood. If you cut your wrists and your jugular, cut your jugular first and then the wrists. Practice and visualize doing these things first though. I botched suicide is not a good thing at all. You want to achieve total and complete bodily, brain, heart, and full death in all manners of your living and existence here. Blow your head out with a gun. It will do you some good to do some research on more powerful guns. Guns that have weak triggers may be less powerful than ones that have triggers that are harder to pull. Do the research if you want to blow your head out with a gun. Check on parts of your skull that are weaker than other areas. Putting two guns, if you can get them, into different areas of your skull may be more effective, too. If you have a criminal record and can't get a gun, then find a way to jump off a very tall bridge. Tall bridges are never that far away. They're everywhere. Make sure that you know wether other people have fallen/jumped off and even died, in the past, the bridge you are researching because falling and not killing yourself is not what you want to do. You want to die because if you fall and don't die you will be in more pain after the fall than you are now. You can buy a whole mess of drugs. Do research on bridges, and on the drugs. Do some research on the drugs. You want the ones that, perhaps combine them for a better chance of death, are known to kill. Take poison for example. There are some poisons out there that will do the trick. If you don't have money and you don't like pain you could just get in a car put a garden hose from the tailpipe to a slightly cracked window while the car is on. If you don't have a car, you might try asking someone else to please kill you. You could get yourself a job in some place that offers utensils, drugs, or other elements and materials that would assist in you killing yourself. Your life is useless. You are not worth anything. You have nothing. You are considered to be boring, unentertaining, and annoying. You are not pleasing sexually. You are ugly both in your thoughts and physically. Your guts are rotten and your teeth are still rotting. You are not normal in the sense that people around you find you pleasing. If you time it right you can jump out onto or lay on a highway at night. Make sure it is some kind of interstate or main thorough fair, maybe you will find others who have died there before, where you have a higher chance of dieing and being run over. Look especially for routes where diesels and large ton trucks pass by on deliveries. If you kill yourself you can be creative about it. You can combine some of the ways described here, and find other ways and combine those. The possibilities never end when you really want to kill yourself. Dont' waste time by writing letters to people who don't care about you. Dieing is beautiful and the only true action you have left in your life that has not been tainted or filled in by others and yourself is death. It will be your lasting and one true action that you do for yourself that will amount to anything. It is up to you how you die. Noone else can choose this for you. If you kill yourself soon you can do it in so many ways. There are many, many ways to put yourself to death. It is not that hard if you think about it. Dieing and killing yourself is the one true action that is all yours. Why wait to die by some unknown reason or disease, or old age and natural causes. Why wait for your sons or daughters to fight your over your measly possessions? Why wait for your mother and fathers to all die? Why wait for your friends to leave you and forget you? If you kill yourself and really make a planned and honest effort to die - you will be welcoming yourself for the first time into a world that is your own. This means that if you kill yourself you will finally have done something for yourself that noone can take from you. Everything you have will be taken from you, and everything you have had has been taken from you. Why wait for further disaster and sense of loss to occur? Why wait for the daily emotion to course through your body anymore; the stress, the happines, the embarassment, the shame, humiliation, the quarkiness, the joy and utter serenity, the misery, the infinity, the pure sickness, the feeling that you are not in control of your emotions and physical body? You have done nothing with yourself, and noone else has done anything with you. You are finally in control when you kill youself with thorough completeness. The only option that is left. Is to kill yourself.
This message is for entertainment purposes only and not intended to elicit action from anyone who reads it. If you kill yourself as a result of reading from said poem you are assuming full responsibility for your actiond for once in your sorry, misguided life.
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fucking can't spell right tonite.
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You are not worthless.
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Now thats some solid advice. Earth is overpopulated...and suicide is one of the many ways the feeble get weeded out.
The more of you that die...well thats more air for me to breathe.
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That was an awesome poem. Great originality! Perhaps we can make a card and each of us sign it then send it to Sembler and Newton. Now that WOULD be a good story in the paper.
vsp
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"Voice of Truth"
Oh what I would do to have
The kind of faith it takes
To climb out of this boat I'm in
on to the crashing waves
To step out of my comfort zone
Into the realm of the unknown where Jesus is
And He's holding out His hand
But the waves are calling out my name
And they laugh at me
Reminding me of all the times
I've tried before and failed
The waves they keep on telling me
Time and time again. "Boy, you'll never win!"
"You'll never win!"
But the Voice of Truth tells me a different story
The Voice of Truth says, "Do not be afraid!"
And the Voice of Truth says, "This is for My glory"
Out of all the voices calling out to me
I will choose to listen and believe the Voice of Truth
Oh what I would do to have
The kind of strength it takes
to stand before a giant
With just a sling and a stone
Surrounded by the sound of a thousand warriors
Shaking in their armor
Wishing they'd have had the strength to stand
But the giant's calling out my name
And he laughs at me
Reminding me of all the times
I've tried before and failed
The giant keeps on telling me
Time and time again. "Boy you'll never win!"
"You'll never win!"
But the Voice of Truth tells me a different story
The Voice of Truth says, "Do not be afraid!"
And the Voice of Truth says, "This is for My glory"
Out of all the voices calling out to me
I will choose to listen and believe the Voice of Truth
But the stone was just the right size
To put the giant on the ground
And the waves they don't seem so high
On top of them lookin' down
I will soar with the wings of eagles
When I stop and listen to the sound of Jesus
Singing over me
But the Voice of Truth tells me a different story
The Voice of Truth says, "Do not be afraid!"
And the Voice of Truth says, "This is for My glory"
Out of all the voices calling out to me (calling out to me)
I will choose to listen and believe-
I will choose to listen and believe the Voice of Truth
I will listen and believe
I will listen and believe the Voice of truth
I will listen and believe
Cause Jesus you are the voice of truth
And I will listen to you, you are-
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Pffff.
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Marijuana helps me with many of the symptoms you describe.
Signed,
Your Royal Highness
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On 2005-07-16 08:39:00, linchpin wrote:
"Now thats some solid advice. Earth is overpopulated...and suicide is one of the many ways the feeble get weeded out.
The more of you that die...well thats more air for me to breathe.
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I count you among the feeble. Cut away!
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On 2005-07-17 22:16:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Marijuana helps me with many of the symptoms you describe.
Signed,
Your Royal Highness"
Your ideas intrigue me. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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By killing yourself with me killing myself, we won't have to post or speak or try to understand that we are going to die anyway, no matter how hard we try to look for immortality in all the little or 'big' insignificant things we do. If you kill yourself, you can die sooner than later.
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So all we need now, you and I, is a good enough reason to die. You go first...
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But I really want to spend time with you first. So pm me.
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how the fuck am i supposed to pm you, anon? :lol:
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fine, then call me.
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On 2005-07-18 21:29:00, Anonymous wrote:
"So all we need now, you and I, is a good enough reason to die. You go first..."
I just gave so many perfect reasons to die. You really should kill yourself, your lack of reading skills is the best reason, seriously with no insult intended here, of all. I'll go second to your ignorance. I like to watch. I am being actually kind by saying that it is fucking stupid people like you who are alienated from themselves and spurt insults and lame little 'cleverless quips' who breed and create hatred toward others and yourself who are useless.
I was merely offering an idea, an action and gameplan, for you to finally make right for who you are and what meager shit you have actually done with your life. All the work you have done that doesn't add up to anything really, all the land you don't own, all the friends you don't have, all the confusion you DO have, all the denial you possess about your family and yourself and your world, all the dreams of grandiosity that lay in your pathetic head, all the things that add up to nothing in the end either way you turn. There is no immortality for you.
However. One reason is all you need. Yours is lack of education, sincerely. Dieing for you would be so tasty and very bitter/sweet. Try it today.
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If I killed myself, I couldn't do any more heroin.
Drugs saved my life.
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I just gave so many perfect reasons to die. You really should kill yourself, your lack of reading skills is the best reason, seriously with no insult intended here, of all. I'll go second to your ignorance. I like to watch.
I see that I should have gone back a page to read the Many Perfect Reasons to Die again....sorry, my bad.
And to the other anon -- I agree. Being dead and not able to get high (on tbpitw, etc) would suck.
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Yeah, I want to kill myself sometimes when I really mess up, because of how stupid I am. The original poster makes some cogent points with respect to social skills and the pointlessness of it all. However, I am wealthy enough to have decent spread of food and beer for the evening, so I think I won't kill myself yet. There is also a good chance that I will be getting laid again soon. :tup: I would like to stick around for a lot more getting laid.
Maybe if you want to kill yourself it's because you are not getting laid. You should really get out more. Some people really dig the "suicidal tendencies/clever and biting commentary" thing.
What's really needed, I think, is for more people to just be pathetic and boring, for example, if that's what they really are, and stop pretending not to be pathetic and boring. They should also realize that they are most likely actually averagely pathetic and boring, and really not as pathetic and boring as they think they are.
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Stop dwelling on it and do it already! Your posts are really boring.
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I was watching the history channel about how they made the Golden Gate Bridge. They said since it was constructed, something like 2000 people have jumped off it. They also said they all jump off the same spot usually.
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There's some cliffs in England that are pretty popular as a suicide spot, too. There's a bar nearby where many a final libation has been quaffed, it's kind of traditional to drink there before making the plunge.
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On 2005-07-19 15:24:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Yeah, I want to kill myself sometimes when I really mess up, because of how stupid I am. The original poster makes some cogent points with respect to social skills and the pointlessness of it all. However, I am wealthy enough to have decent spread of food and beer for the evening, so I think I won't kill myself yet. There is also a good chance that I will be getting laid again soon. :tup: I would like to stick around for a lot more getting laid.
Maybe if you want to kill yourself it's because you are not getting laid. You should really get out more. Some people really dig the "suicidal tendencies/clever and biting commentary" thing.
What's really needed, I think, is for more people to just be pathetic and boring, for example, if that's what they really are, and stop pretending not to be pathetic and boring. They should also realize that they are most likely actually averagely pathetic and boring, and really not as pathetic and boring as they think they are.
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I concur with the posts that come directly AFTEr this post. Get it over with. If you're busy telling others how boring and pathetic and average you think they might be, it might indicate some sort of inner mirror about your own life. Just a thought. Perhaps dieing for you is not out of the question. If you found the first post as biting or even thought to post it as such, perhaps you already knew the solution to your thoughts. It's not that hard or as mundane as you make yourself out to be. Bridges, drugs, knives, and other forms of aids to killing yourself are widely available, and free if you know what you're doing.
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I was the person who made that post. I did not tell anyone here or anywhere else that they were boring and pathetic. I was using that as an example to make a point. The Original Poster seems hung up on what they appear to be to other people, and also hung up on not being whatever it is that they are. I was saying, be what you are, quit worrying about it at all, and quit looking at yourself from everyone else's point of view. Clearly I am not good at communication because my post got negative response when I was really trying to make a few helpful points. I really thought the Original Poster might not be getting laid, and I was serious that there are probably people out there for them to hook up with and really have some nice understanding with. Also, I wish to state that I am not "wealthy", very far from it. I happened to have enough to buy some real food and a couple of beers. I mentioned that because it really did make me feel better. Sorry if I made anyone feel bad by what I said. I really shouldn't even ever talk because I mess things up. It's kind of one of those mood swing things. I think the Original Poster knows exactly what I am talking about.
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How do you know killing yourself won't make you feel better than the food and beer you got and put in your belly?
Eventually you will never be able to put stuff in your belly except embalming fluid, or water if you get yourself burned into ashes at death. You seem honestly to be hung up on a mutual feeling of discontent about the future and your past by living in the primordial and infinite. Or, in layman's terms, you are a seeker of pleasure in the moment. Not a bad way to go, but if you want more pleasure....try killing yourself. No more needing any of that money you may chance to get for that food and beer you got. No more pleasure followed by more suffering. You humans seem to enjoy this suffering. Getting Laid? Right! Got any kids lately? How about AIDS, or any of the other more than 56 registered STDs, and the other more than 1000 undefinable ones as yet? You forgot to mention being careful when you get laid. And being careful and planning by deciding to kill yourself is the last time you will ever have to proceed with caution. The cost is outweighed by Far, in fact there is no cost, by the good that killing yourself does. I say you came here to die and that you can effect that inevitable action and deed. You say you came here to live day by day and hope for the best and work yourself to the point of death and social security retirement. Doesn't sound like much fun. Killing yourself is more fun and you know it. Although I am preoccupied with this current form of entertainment, it does provide a means to and end. No? But doesn't everything become a means to an end if you look at the long term of say 75 years on the average of a lifespan? The beer you drank and the food you ate are speeding you slowly along to your grave. Is it that what lies beyond scares you? Or that you are not sure whether what is here will be there? I wonder if you believe you cease to exist if you are no longer in control of your bodily functions or if you cease to exist in a body? That is some food for thought, eh? I bet the food and the beer is much better over there. You believe that if you work hard you can afford some of the good things in life that should be deserved by every person to themself. Killing yourself is the one thing that is yours that no other person can take away.
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How do you know killing yourself won't make you feel better than the food and beer you got and put in your belly?
Eventually you will never be able to put stuff in your belly except embalming fluid, or water if you get yourself burned into ashes at death. You seem honestly to be hung up on a mutual feeling of discontent about the future and your past by living in the primordial and infinite. Or, in layman's terms, you are a seeker of pleasure in the moment. Not a bad way to go, but if you want more pleasure....try killing yourself. No more needing any of that money you may chance to get for that food and beer you got. No more pleasure followed by more suffering. You humans seem to enjoy this suffering. Getting Laid? Right! Got any kids lately? How about AIDS, or any of the other more than 56 registered STDs, and the other more than 1000 undefinable ones as yet? You forgot to mention being careful when you get laid. And being careful and planning by deciding to kill yourself is the last time you will ever have to proceed with caution. The cost is outweighed by Far, in fact there is no cost, by the good that killing yourself does. I say you came here to die and that you can effect that inevitable action and deed. You say you came here to live day by day and hope for the best and work yourself to the point of death and social security retirement. Doesn't sound like much fun. Killing yourself is more fun and you know it. Although I am preoccupied with this current form of entertainment, it does provide a means to and end. No? But doesn't everything become a means to an end if you look at the long term of say 75 years on the average of a lifespan? The beer you drank and the food you ate are speeding you slowly along to your grave. Is it that what lies beyond scares you? Or that you are not sure whether what is here will be there? I wonder if you believe you cease to exist if you are no longer in control of your bodily functions or if you cease to exist in a body? That is some food for thought, eh? I bet the food and the beer is much better over there. You believe that if you work hard you can afford some of the good things in life that should be deserved by every person to themself. Killing yourself is the one thing that is yours that no other person can take away.
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How do you know killing yourself won't make you feel better than the food and beer you got and put in your belly?
Eventually you will never be able to put stuff in your belly except embalming fluid, or water if you get yourself burned into ashes at death. You seem honestly to be hung up on a mutual feeling of discontent about the future and your past by living in the primordial and infinite. Or, in layman's terms, you are a seeker of pleasure in the moment. Not a bad way to go, but if you want more pleasure....try killing yourself. No more needing any of that money you may chance to get for that food and beer you got. No more pleasure followed by more suffering. You humans seem to enjoy this suffering. Getting Laid? Right! Got any kids lately? How about AIDS, or any of the other more than 56 registered STDs, and the other more than 1000 undefinable ones as yet? You forgot to mention being careful when you get laid. And being careful and planning by deciding to kill yourself is the last time you will ever have to proceed with caution. The cost is outweighed by Far, in fact there is no cost, by the good that killing yourself does. I say you came here to die and that you can effect that inevitable action and deed. You say you came here to live day by day and hope for the best and work yourself to the point of death and social security retirement. Doesn't sound like much fun. Killing yourself is more fun and you know it. Although I am preoccupied with this current form of entertainment, it does provide a means to and end. No? But doesn't everything become a means to an end if you look at the long term of say 75 years on the average of a lifespan? The beer you drank and the food you ate are speeding you slowly along to your grave. Is it that what lies beyond scares you? Or that you are not sure whether what is here will be there? I wonder if you believe you cease to exist if you are no longer in control of your bodily functions or if you cease to exist in a body? That is some food for thought, eh? I bet the food and the beer is much better over there. You believe that if you work hard you can afford some of the good things in life that should be deserved by every person to themself. Killing yourself is the one thing that is yours that no other person can take away.
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sorry. that was me. If an admin could please delete two of the same posts I just made please. I didn't know that if I click three times it will post three times at one sitting. hmm, slow connection I guess.
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Does killing myself slowly with cigarettes count? I've always wanted to die of a heroin overdose while being fellated by a big-titted Swedish hooker in a five star hotel in Amsterdam. Set it up and we'll talk, you can have the film rights.....
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You can do this as a way to fulfill your personal fantasy. This is what I've been saying all along here, and kudos and compliments to you for being creative. If that is how you really want to die, might I suggest finding a cheap plane ticket to Amsterdam. Look around, if you're trying to save some money you can look around and book further out on your flight. Also there is some very wonderful online and phone services for ladies, tramps and notso tramps, who are looking for their greencard. Try Swedish services of this kind. Your heroine should not be hard to find, this forum alone has several addicts who are either on it or off it, or on/off it. All in all, the time and spending completely outweighs that final result you are achieving. Its definitely the way to go. Again, good job on the creative side of it.
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"cheap ticket" my ass!
If it's gonna be your last flight, better make it first class. I prefer Air France.
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Megan Flynn, Registered Nurse from Washington DC, advising people to kill themselves.
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On 2005-07-20 14:10:00, bandit1978 wrote:
""cheap ticket" my ass!
If it's gonna be your last flight, better make it first class. I prefer Air France.
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See? That's what I'm talking about!!! If you're living just to get some money for one more satisfying meal, or if you're filthy rich and have mastered how to exploit people, or even if you're just a generally good person...dieing is inevitable. Plus, the goals and plans you make all lead to death either way you look at it. If you work, you can work to get that money. Only now you'll have a real and truly lasting, reason, not one of these bitter reasons for exploiting yourself again and again. Work for the plane ticket to France I say, First Class if you want it that way...your dieing can be as imaginative and as creative as far as you will allow your mind to take you. You can get others involved and create an elaborate suicide for yourself, or you can be a martyr. The choice is yours entirely.
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You cannot go wrong on this one action. Ever.
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Anonomous posters that talk shit should kill theirselfs. Better than going through life a scared little coward.
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Shutup RY. Kill yourself and send pictures. When you go to jail forever after you're done with this current criminal debouchery and you decide to rob a bank or something...its time to die. Hurry up and stop diddling with semantics. Let's get to killing yourself.
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If it's creative enough & if the suicider looks good on film, we may be able to market the video.
I'm pretty good at decorating, I could design the set, and perhaps help with the costumes.
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On 2005-07-20 22:42:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Shutup RY. Kill yourself and send pictures. When you go to jail forever after you're done with this current criminal debouchery and you decide to rob a bank or something...its time to die. Hurry up and stop diddling with semantics. Let's get to killing yourself."
How bout you come shut me up. Oh yea, your too scared to back up your words and say who you are.
Get back to hiding in your hole you coward.
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It will find you at the bottom of a bottle
It will find you at the needle?s end
It will find you when you beg and steal and borrow
It will follow you into a stranger?s bed
It will find you when they serve you with the papers
It will find you when the locks have changed again
It will find you when you?ve called in all your favors
It will meet you at the bridge?s highest ledge
So baby don?t look down, it?s a long way
The sun will come around to a new day
So hold on
Love will find you
Hold on
He?s right behind you now
Just turn around
And love will find you
It will find you when the doctor?s head is shaking
It will find you in a boardroom, mostly dead
It will crawl into the foxhole where you?re praying
It will curl up in your halfway empty bed
So baby don?t believe that it?s over
Maybe you can?t see ?round the corner?
To hang between two thieves in the darkness
Love must believe you are worth it
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you live in a garage R.Y., bah.
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Kill Yourself, bitch who wrote that senseless poem. You twat rotter.
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(http://http://www.digitalend.com/pics/wrist.jpg)
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Anyone who takes heir own life wilingly and destroys it GOD HIMSELF will destroy that person. I repeat.......do not self-destruct. You are not solving the problem you are finalizing your chances of ever succeeding. :smokin:
He, who has nothing, and who himself belongs to another, must be defended by him, whose property he is, and needs no arms. But he, who thinks he is his own master, and has what he can call his own, ought to have arms to defend himself, and what he possesses; else he lives precariously, and at discretion.
James Burgh 1774
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On 2005-08-03 22:46:00, Anonymous wrote:
"(http://http://www.digitalend.com/pics/wrist.jpg)"
see now, this is why i tune in to fornits, great, factual advice, that you can't get anywhere else! :lol:
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Don't tempt me right now.
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I think right now maybe I , nevermind.
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smoke weed for life!
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Somehow that isnt going to help now.Plus I dont smoke
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On 2005-08-02 18:21:00, Anonymous wrote:
"Kill Yourself, bitch who wrote that senseless poem. You twat rotter."
Did we hit a nerve?? You NEED words like those. Desperately. GOD loves you. No matter what.
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GOD loves you. No matter what.
Well yer dawgonned ryte about that! PRAISE THE LORD!!!!
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On 2005-08-06 00:00:00, Turd Of Wisdumb wrote:
"GOD loves you. No matter what.
Well yer dawgonned ryte about that! PRAISE THE LORD!!!!
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Yes, even you TURD. I hope you someday will recongnize it. It's amazing how many are so oblivious to His love. I use to be.
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Fuck you Anon(the one who started this thread) for suggesting that anyone should kill themselves. Even if you think your just bein' funny. Your words are highly irresponsible.