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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: The Elan Reporter on July 09, 2005, 09:23:00 AM

Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: The Elan Reporter on July 09, 2005, 09:23:00 AM
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Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: Anonymous on July 11, 2005, 04:40:00 PM
July 11, 2005

Parents Pull Kids From School
By The Elan Reporter's Assistant

A group of 20 parents have simultaneously pulled their children out of the Elan School, a boarding school for troubled teens in Poland Spring, Maine, after its owner refused to fire the school's Indian Chief director for various alleged sexual offenses against children.

Marty "Big Chief Rubberdick" Kruglik has been spotted numerous times walking the grounds of the Elan School and nearby woods, completely naked except for warpaint made of fecal matter and a tomahawk that he sometimes hurls at any photographer who comes too close.

"Me suh no like photographs, hi yuh yuh," Kruglik said, when an Elan Times photographer attempted to capture him in costume.  

Sharon Terry, the school's owner defended her continued employment of Kruglik and said parents were overreacting.

"The darn Injun works for $250 a week -- where ya gonna find cheap help like that?" Terry said.   "I'd lose a lot of money paying for real therapists.  Besides, the benefit of having Marty around is double; the kids get therapy and they are indoctrinated in the ancient ways of the Great Spirit Injun in the sky."

When asked what those ancient ways are, Terry replied, "I dunno, but Marty tells me he takes a real hands-on approach.  Then he says, 'Hi-yuh, hi-yuh, or some Injun talk I can't understand."

When called for comment, Kruglik said, "Me suh quality professional therapist sent by Great Spirit."
Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: Anonymous on July 11, 2005, 06:10:00 PM
So who excaclty still finds this funny? These posts could at least change up a little bit , I  mean for comedic value. We've heard the fecal warpaint thing now for a few years. I mean Geesh. They use to be funny, now it's just repedative and lame. I'm starting to think this site is one sad person writing to themselves. I mean seriously is anyone laughing? Ugh how boring.
Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: Anonymous on July 11, 2005, 11:38:00 PM
#1- why should he/she tamper with a classic?
#2- fucking learn to spell - "repedative?" :lol:
Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: Anonymous on July 11, 2005, 11:45:00 PM
ummmmm    well, i am not them so must be at least two people posting here  (oh, and you would make three)....     and I can spell repetative  :wstupid:     (usually)

hehehe :flame:

And I never heard that story before.   Hence it is ok to occassionally repost.  for peeps like me!  :wave:
Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: The Elan Reporter on July 11, 2005, 11:47:00 PM
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Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: Chief Kruglik on July 11, 2005, 11:57:00 PM
Hi yuh yuh yuh, me suh like to sniff sharons stained dischraged menapaused panties and smear them in my face. Hi yuh yuh yuh

Me suh also will be a lifetime slave to the Riccis. Hi yuh yuh yuh.

Me suh tired now, me suh needs to go back to tee-pee and climb into sleeping bag and dream of Buffalo jumping naked over a fence and count them.

Hi yuh yuh yuh, Hi yuh yuh yuh
Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: Dr Gerald Davidson on July 12, 2005, 07:41:00 AM
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On 2005-07-11 13:40:00, Anonymous wrote:

"July 11, 2005



Parents Pull Kids From School

By The Elan Reporter's Assistant



A group of 20 parents have simultaneously pulled their children out of the Elan School, a boarding school for troubled teens in Poland Spring, Maine, after its owner refused to fire the school's Indian Chief director for various alleged sexual offenses against children.



Marty "Big Chief Rubberdick" Kruglik has been spotted numerous times walking the grounds of the Elan School and nearby woods, completely naked except for warpaint made of fecal matter and a tomahawk that he sometimes hurls at any photographer who comes too close.



"Me suh no like photographs, hi yuh yuh," Kruglik said, when an Elan Times photographer attempted to capture him in costume.  



Sharon Terry, the school's owner defended her continued employment of Kruglik and said parents were overreacting.



"The darn Injun works for $250 a week -- where ya gonna find cheap help like that?" Terry said.   "I'd lose a lot of money paying for real therapists.  Besides, the benefit of having Marty around is double; the kids get therapy and they are indoctrinated in the ancient ways of the Great Spirit Injun in the sky."



When asked what those ancient ways are, Terry replied, "I dunno, but Marty tells me he takes a real hands-on approach.  Then he says, 'Hi-yuh, hi-yuh, or some Injun talk I can't understand."



When called for comment, Kruglik said, "Me suh quality professional therapist sent by Great Spirit.""


July 11th you say  :exclaim: I was with Martin in his office all day with me pooping on his chest and helping him smear it all over himself. Sure the phone rang but Martin never took any calls.

I am a Doctor of medicine, and of poop. I love fecal mattering Kruglik and watching him go on wild Injun adventures.
Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: The Elan Reporter on July 12, 2005, 09:42:00 AM
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Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on July 12, 2005, 11:21:00 AM
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Me suh tired now, me suh needs to go back to tee-pee and climb into sleeping bag and dream of Buffalo jumping naked over a fence and count them.



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Fucking hysterical!
Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2005, 05:14:00 PM
Great stuff!  Keep 'em coming!
Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: The Elan Reporter on July 13, 2005, 07:52:00 AM
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Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: Anonymous on July 14, 2005, 09:57:00 AM
I'm no Marty fan but your racism isn't funny,it's sad. I know some cool indians. You should hit a casino sometime and give them a contribution.
Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: Anonymous on July 14, 2005, 10:34:00 AM
not racist at all just fucking funny.  nothing against indians just marty.  and i do go to indian casinos.

the world needs to be less p.c.  HI-YUH HI-YUH HI-YUH HI-YUH!
Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: Anonymous on July 14, 2005, 01:10:00 PM
Marty is more of a Mongoloid than an Indian. Seriously If I was Indian I would be irritated by the comparisons. Indians don't molest children any more than other races and certainly don't incorporate molestation into their rituals.
Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: Anonymous on July 15, 2005, 10:20:00 AM
So if we were to call Marty a horses asshole would we then be accused of being prejudice against horses? You have no sense of humor and most likely kissed Martys ass to defend him so.
Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: Chief Kruglik on July 16, 2005, 08:12:00 AM
Me suh also love horses. Me suh like eating their turds and horse apples. Hi yuh yuh I am  Marty Krugly.
Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: Anonymous on July 16, 2005, 07:52:00 PM
Can't you take some time and do something else in photoshop other than posting that same html link to every thread. We have all seen the picture now. C'mon guys, if yer gonna take time to do this shit can't you at least be clever about it? Spice it up a little bit? Change it up? Wouldn't it be more entertaining to bang your head on a brick wall for a few hours every day?
Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: Anonymous on July 17, 2005, 10:24:00 AM
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On 2005-07-16 16:52:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Can't you take some time and do something else in photoshop other than posting that same html link to every thread. We have all seen the picture now. C'mon guys, if yer gonna take time to do this shit can't you at least be clever about it? Spice it up a little bit? Change it up? Wouldn't it be more entertaining to bang your head on a brick wall for a few hours every day?"


Obviously they think theyve stumbled on a comic goldmine. These are the type of idiots who tell a joke, and if ONE person laughs, they tell it again and again, and again. Kind-of like a little kid who farts in a crowd, and gets a few laughs, so the kid keeps farting, but nobody is laughing!

Personally, these fucks are lame if you ask me. This shit is far from funny and a bit annoying.
Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
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Title: Elan happenings, brought to you by the elan Reporter
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 19, 2005, 12:27:00 AM
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