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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on June 16, 2005, 12:24:00 PM

Title: Marty's reaction to the Michael Jackson verdict
Post by: Anonymous on June 16, 2005, 12:24:00 PM
I'd be interested in finding out.  Perhaps the reporter can fill us in.
Title: Marty's reaction to the Michael Jackson verdict
Post by: Mister Pink on June 16, 2005, 01:20:00 PM
YES! please!
Title: Marty's reaction to the Michael Jackson verdict
Post by: Anonymous on June 16, 2005, 10:47:00 PM
Marty molested 2 11 yea olds in celebration.
He figured if Jacko cpild do it, why shouldn't he?




He wore one white gardening glove while fingering the younger boy, and tickled his rear end with his pony tail.
Title: Marty's reaction to the Michael Jackson verdict
Post by: The Elan Reporter on June 17, 2005, 11:15:00 AM
[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 06:28 ]
Title: Marty's reaction to the Michael Jackson verdict
Post by: The Elan Reporter on June 17, 2005, 11:17:00 AM
Quote
On 2005-06-16 19:47:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Marty molested 2 11 yea olds in celebration.

He figured if Jacko cpild do it, why shouldn't he?









He wore one white gardening glove while fingering the younger boy, and tickled his rear end with his pony tail."

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Marty's reaction to the Michael Jackson verdict
Post by: Mister Pink on June 17, 2005, 12:25:00 PM
:wstupid:

does it get any better than that? I think not...
 :nworthy:
Title: Marty's reaction to the Michael Jackson verdict
Post by: Anonymous on June 17, 2005, 12:37:00 PM
Reporter and Pink-
I am honored that you liked my statements about the gardening glove and the 11 year old molestings.


Sadly-
It's all true.
Furthermore-
There has lately been a rash of towel theft in Poland, maine.....

Apparently a nude,  ponytailed man covered in feces is breaking into houses and stealing people's towels.(To wipe the man-shit from his naked body...)


Marty burns the shit covered towels in his boy-on-boy bonfire and does a ritual dance.


Dances with Towels.
Title: Marty's reaction to the Michael Jackson verdict
Post by: The Elan Reporter on June 19, 2005, 12:53:00 PM
[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 06:29 ]