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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on June 16, 2005, 04:08:00 AM

Title: GOD DOES NOT WANT YOU PEOPLE TO LIVE.TAKE A BLADE AND PUT IT
Post by: Anonymous on June 16, 2005, 04:08:00 AM
Seriously-
You people have no lives.
therefore, why waste oxygen?
Greg Cruz, you go first.


I never went to Elan, but it sounds like a real weirdo haven.

please, make me feel safer at night.
Waco yourselves off.
Title: GOD DOES NOT WANT YOU PEOPLE TO LIVE.TAKE A BLADE AND PUT IT
Post by: Troll Control on June 16, 2005, 02:21:00 PM
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On 2005-06-16 01:08:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Seriously-

You people have no lives.

therefore, why waste oxygen?

Greg Cruz, you go first.





I never went to Elan, but it sounds like a real weirdo haven.



please, make me feel safer at night.

Waco yourselves off."

I've given this advice before on this forum.  Shortly thereafter, the postings from my target ceased.  Just luck?  Maybe.  Maybe not.

I like your direct approach to problem solving though...
Title: GOD DOES NOT WANT YOU PEOPLE TO LIVE.TAKE A BLADE AND PUT IT
Post by: Anonymous on June 16, 2005, 10:14:00 PM
Why thank you.
IN FACT:

I AM OFFERING FREE DRAINO TO ANYONE WHO WAHTS A BLUE COCKTAIL!!



Drink it fuckers, you have no need for optimism.

Nothing good is coming.

you know it.

i know it.

just do it.


God hates you.
Title: GOD DOES NOT WANT YOU PEOPLE TO LIVE.TAKE A BLADE AND PUT IT
Post by: Anonymous on June 19, 2005, 02:06:00 PM
no such luck dysfunction. Your target didn't off themselves much to your disapointment I am sure. You give yourself too much credit. Your suggestions aren't that convincing.  :grin:
Title: GOD DOES NOT WANT YOU PEOPLE TO LIVE.TAKE A BLADE AND PUT IT
Post by: Anonymous on June 19, 2005, 04:16:00 PM
Quote
On 2005-06-16 01:08:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Seriously-

You people have no lives.

therefore, why waste oxygen?

Greg Cruz, you go first.





I never went to Elan, but it sounds like a real weirdo haven.



please, make me feel safer at night.

Waco yourselves off."


What makes you different from anyone else here. You go first.

Seriously- youve never even been to the place discussed here and you still come here.. and who has no lives?  :rofl:
Title: GOD DOES NOT WANT YOU PEOPLE TO LIVE.TAKE A BLADE AND PUT IT
Post by: Anonymous on June 19, 2005, 07:52:00 PM
Wink Wink-

This material is used in a publication.
It's like being on candid camera...keep talking...the readers are giggling!
Title: GOD DOES NOT WANT YOU PEOPLE TO LIVE.TAKE A BLADE AND PUT IT
Post by: Anonymous on June 19, 2005, 07:55:00 PM
PS:
It's more than just one of us who have not been to said institution and post here...we have been using your material collectively for several months.

It's on a humor page.....

What's it like being unintentionally funny?
Having strangers snicker at what you feel are your'deep emotional issues'?

We find it hilarious.
Please keep having these emotional traumas.
Title: GOD DOES NOT WANT YOU PEOPLE TO LIVE.TAKE A BLADE AND PUT IT
Post by: Mister Pink on June 20, 2005, 01:00:00 PM
Hey, thats an awesome concept. Why not just send your readers over here to join in on the fray? The Fornits Forums aren't really a spectator sport, something this demands fan participation! c'mon godammit, this is the coke smelting pot of the american dream my friends - it's like setting off fireworks outside a church on easter, it's like... this!
Title: GOD DOES NOT WANT YOU PEOPLE TO LIVE.TAKE A BLADE AND PUT IT
Post by: Anonymous on June 20, 2005, 01:02:00 PM
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On 2005-06-19 16:55:00, Anonymous wrote:

"PS:

It's more than just one of us who have not been to said institution and post here...we have been using your material collectively for several months.



It's on a humor page.....



What's it like being unintentionally funny?

Having strangers snicker at what you feel are your'deep emotional issues'?



We find it hilarious.

Please keep having these emotional traumas."


haha, you must be a group of losers if you find this shit funny. your full of shit so it dont matter anyways.
Title: GOD DOES NOT WANT YOU PEOPLE TO LIVE.TAKE A BLADE AND PUT IT
Post by: Mister Pink on June 20, 2005, 01:04:00 PM
p.s. I think most people besides Greg "Isuzu" Cruz have deffered from posting any more of their whining... err... i mean, emotional issues on here - they just get mocked too severeley, its almost sad, but also a riot.
Title: GOD DOES NOT WANT YOU PEOPLE TO LIVE.TAKE A BLADE AND PUT IT
Post by: Anonymous on June 21, 2005, 02:52:00 AM
we have sent our readers....they like to be called


haha

ever wonder why there are so many anons?
Title: GOD DOES NOT WANT YOU PEOPLE TO LIVE.TAKE A BLADE AND PUT IT
Post by: Jane2 on June 21, 2005, 05:49:00 AM
Talk about losers...why would you read much less post on this board unless you were in Elan or know people that went there? Don't you have something better to do? Do you think you're spying on people? This is a PUBLIC site you freakin' idiots.  :lol:
Title: GOD DOES NOT WANT YOU PEOPLE TO LIVE.TAKE A BLADE AND PUT IT
Post by: Mister Pink on June 21, 2005, 12:53:00 PM
:wstupid:
you know he's kidding... right?
all of the current anon posts are made by two or three unique induviduals - I can't prove it, but I am sure of this fact. The mode of typing and spelling along with the cadence of their expressions is all very similiar, even if you highball it, there are four distinct anon posters. Then theres Mister Pink (me) & Greg "Spigger-rican" Cruz, and once in awhile a few familiar faces drop in. What a board, right?
Title: GOD DOES NOT WANT YOU PEOPLE TO LIVE.TAKE A BLADE AND PUT IT
Post by: Anonymous on June 21, 2005, 05:21:00 PM
Pink-
Thank goodness for you.
It's like a sea of morons in here.
We do actually post this in our publication, though....
I can e-mail you some comments from readers who LOVE you.
Title: GOD DOES NOT WANT YOU PEOPLE TO LIVE.TAKE A BLADE AND PUT IT
Post by: Mister Pink on June 22, 2005, 12:23:00 PM
haha, that's alright, I get enough loving adoration from all my fans right here!  :rofl: