Fornits
Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on May 27, 2005, 02:53:00 PM
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Me no rest. Me on prowl in Maine.
Me so command you all to scrub floors. Me drop head lice all over floors. You no listen you go in corner...me sing hiyuh hiyuh on SP. Kinda like Cochise but I wear buffalo feces warpaint. Me smell bad and wear stupid sweater.
Me need raise. Me so can't afford phone. Bring me up to $275 a week. You no listen, me quit and become big chief Indian director somewhere else. Me sodomize and scalp troubled teens.
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me so love buffalo
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Does Marty Kruglik read this?
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Yes, this is Marty. I think you kids are bored, highly entertaining.
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he reads it while sodomizing himself with
A) Moose Antlers
B) a Peace Pipe
C) Sherin Terry's dildo
D) all of the above and then some!
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[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 06:28 ]