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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Elan School => Topic started by: Anonymous on May 26, 2005, 03:32:00 AM

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on May 26, 2005, 03:32:00 AM

You are awesome

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on May 26, 2005, 10:47:00 AM

You left off this

Do you have any special skills?:  me good at war dancing, singing hiyuh hiyuh, verbal reprimand, fecal warpaint art and sexual assault on little boys

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on May 31, 2005, 09:05:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on June 02, 2005, 08:40:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on June 02, 2005, 09:26:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on June 03, 2005, 08:57:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on June 06, 2005, 05:08:00 PM

INDIAN CHIEF DIRECTOR WON'T TALK

By THE ELAN REPORTER'S ASSISTANT

Martin "Chief" Kruglik, Indian chief director of the Elan School in Poland Spring, Maine, has thus far refused to speak to police in the case of several child molestations in the woods at a mysterious tepee made of boys' underpants.

"We might have to convene a grand jury to indict Chief Kruglik," Poland Police Chief James Sutton said Monday.  "Every time we try to contact him, he just says 'hi yuh yuh yuh, me no talk,' and hangs up.  This man runs a school but he likes to walk around the woods naked in his spare time.  It's pretty bizarre."

The Elan Reporter attempted to visit the school on Friday, but was forced to retreat when several arrows and a tomahawk were fired in his direction from the direction of a trailer.  Calls to the school were met with a recording, saying, "Leave message on buffalo tape, me so give verbal reprimand to buffalos."  

Several area residents said they were very concerned for the safety of their neighborhood and are making plans to install arrow-proof shielding on their double-wide trailers.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on June 07, 2005, 06:46:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2005, 09:57:00 AM

Thank you, Elan Reporter!  And a special thanks to all you loyal readers of Marty's adventures.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Mister Pink on June 07, 2005, 03:08:00 PM

:nworthy:

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on June 08, 2005, 07:30:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on June 08, 2005, 07:35:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on June 19, 2005, 12:02:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on June 23, 2005, 09:49:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2005, 09:27:00 PM

Very interesting indeed -- keep up the good work! :nworthy:

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on June 25, 2005, 05:04:00 AM

Some of the best investigative reporting done about Elan to date.

Kudos to you, Elan Reporter! :tup:

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on June 25, 2005, 04:03:00 PM

Please keep us updated! The public needs to know about this. :lol:

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on June 26, 2005, 02:50:00 AM

hi-yuh hi-yuh....

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on June 27, 2005, 12:22:00 AM

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What do you do with that rubber dick Marty? Me suh comb hair with it and say 8 hi yuh yuh's before going to bed. You comb your dick with a rubber dick Marty? yes , this is the way of the Kruglik.

:rofl: :lol:

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on June 27, 2005, 10:11:00 AM

Investigative reporting at its finest!

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on June 27, 2005, 10:16:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on June 27, 2005, 08:01:00 PM

bumpy rubber dick

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on July 03, 2005, 12:51:00 PM

haha..

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on July 06, 2005, 12:59:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Dr Gerald Davidson on July 08, 2005, 06:59:00 PM

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On 2005-07-06 09:59:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:

"July 4th 2005



Fireworks explode in Chief Krugliks tee-pee.



Marty Kruglik a derrranged Indian child molester and Senior Director at Elan School had gotten himself in Big trouble with the Poland Springs Fire department this past hoilday.



Kruglik who had a  huge stock pile of illegal fireworks accidentially set them off in his tee-pee while smoking a peace pipe. Me suh smoked peace pipe laced with pot with Marc Rosenberg, oh oh, is me suh aloowed to say I smoked pot?



Anyway the pipe ignited the fireworks and the fire dept. was called in and it took them several hours to get the blaze under control.



Kruglik has been charged with possession of illegal fireworks and smoking pot within a 1000 feet of school property. If convicted he could face prison time and a $2500.00 fine. Rosenberg whop also was at the scence fled before police and fire rescue arrived and will not be charged with any crime.
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I am the other naked person that was seen with Marty near the school. I am a gay elan psychiatrist that likes to play dildo games with Marty.

Marty and I actaully had special dildos made with our names on it. We share them on occassions, but Marty likes to call his dildo's rubber dicks.

MARTY ALSO has a collection of rubber fecal matter. He chews on it while watching old reruns of Bonaza on tv land.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on July 13, 2005, 09:14:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on July 13, 2005, 12:33:00 PM

stale,idiot

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on July 13, 2005, 02:06:00 PM

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On 2005-07-13 09:33:00, Anonymous wrote:

"stale,idiot"

Go fuck yourself Michael.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on July 13, 2005, 02:32:00 PM

Punk bitch>you

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on July 13, 2005, 02:35:00 PM

This stuff is hilarious!  I compare it to the stuff on the Straight board about Miller Newton, it's that damn good.  I hope "Chief" Kruglick reads this stuff.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on July 13, 2005, 08:46:00 PM

Hilarious?

Uhhm, how about stupid?
Or lame?
Or fucking pathetic?

The jackoff thinking this shit up and putting it into print has the fucking sense of humor of a goat, and the literary ability of a retarded 4th grader.

booooor-ing.

Hey Elan reporter, give it up douche-bag, you suck.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on July 13, 2005, 08:50:00 PM

Goat?
Now dats funny right thayer. I doan cay who y'are

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on July 14, 2005, 09:51:00 AM

stupid,stale,baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Pete on July 14, 2005, 03:45:00 PM

I've probably had my share of run-ins with the guy who calls himself The Elan Reporter, but I think his "articles" are pretty funny.  I guess it's a matter of taste.  If you like South Park, you'll like The Elan Reporter.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on July 14, 2005, 03:57:00 PM

Dude,you are so gay.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Pete on July 14, 2005, 04:07:00 PM

Sure, that's right, I'm gay.  I'm also horny.  Be careful, I might come on to you.  You know how those gay people are.   :eek:  :eek:  :eek:  :eek:

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on July 14, 2005, 04:12:00 PM

no I don't know what you mean,but you should admit it to yourself and get "real"

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Pete on July 14, 2005, 04:24:00 PM

I'm not avoiding anything.  I have no problem with gay people.  I support gay marriage and don't think it's a "disorder."  If I were gay, I would have ZERO problem admitting it.

Maybe one day, I'll wake up and be magically gay, but it hasn't happened yet.  Sorry.

Maybe you had a conversation with me about this stuff in Elan.  But I have some news for you.  A lot of the stuff I talked about in Elan was totally fake.  I lied about a lot in my past in Elan to try to make myself sound worse than I was.

Regardless, you seem to have known me very well in Elan and I would welcome a message from you to discuss this further.  If nothing else, you could settle the score with an old nemesis.  

 

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on July 14, 2005, 05:09:00 PM

Wow,you lied about your past in Elan.To make yourself look like you had "real" problems. I wonder if Skakel did the same thing.If you think the Elan reporter is funny(like south park)then I misjudged your intelligence. That garbage is just bad toilet humor. I'm embarrassed for you both. It's minds like his that create sister fuc*er threads. You should be able to figure that out.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Pete on July 14, 2005, 05:36:00 PM

I think Skakel did lie about stuff in Elan.  I don't think he killed her either, but that's irrelevant.  I think a lot of us told a lot of lies in Elan.  We were immature and fucked up kids.   We are adults today and that crap is in the past.

As for the humor, what I find funny, you might not.  That's OK, to each his/her own.  I happen to have a very twisted sense of humor and laugh at stuff other people might not find funny.

Yes, I know what creates those nasty threads.  But as fellow posters and people who went through hell at Elan, we need to share at least a basic level of respect for each other.  You are here and you went to Elan.  You have a right to be here, therefore I will respect and not degrade you.  All I ask is that you extend me the same courtesy.

Thanks,
Pete

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on July 15, 2005, 10:25:00 AM

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On 2005-07-14 12:45:00, Pete wrote:

"I've probably had my share of run-ins with the guy who calls himself The Elan Reporter, but I think his "articles" are pretty funny.  I guess it's a matter of taste.  If you like South Park, you'll like The Elan Reporter."

TY Pete, but dont feed into this troll who goes by the name of Michael. He is just a lonely liquor stock boy who has no friends and no good humor over at his elan message board. Not to metion, he is friends with Marty and continues to kiss Martys ass long after his departure from Elan.

bottom line here is, Mike is out numbered, there are 4 of us going back n forth with the Marty stories and are enjoying ourselfs. So we must be doing something right.


Pete I look forward to your next article. I am still at the putting together stage.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on July 15, 2005, 10:33:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Dr Gerald Davidson on July 16, 2005, 08:23:00 AM

Hi yuh yuh thearpy is a very effective tool in which I as a Doctor of medicine support.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: xres8182 on July 16, 2005, 12:29:00 PM

Hi YUh YUh TheRaPy   Wow wHat arE you gUys sMokiN

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on July 16, 2005, 04:57:00 PM

Where can I buy a copy of "The Way of the Kruglick"?  I am interested in homosexual Native American New Age spiritual vision quests, and I want a teepee full of rubber dicks.  I will trade you ten kilos of fresh buffalo dung for a copy.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on July 16, 2005, 07:45:00 PM

I never heard Marty say Hiya when I was at elan. Did he really use to say this or do you guys just think its funny to pretend he said it. I was there in 91

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on July 28, 2005, 03:09:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2005, 03:15:00 PM

Damn!!! :rofl:  You guys rock!!  The keep getting better!  When's the Assistant gonna finish the story about how Chief KrugLICK went to Elan?

Anxiously waiting :rofl:

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on July 28, 2005, 03:50:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2005, 03:53:00 PM

I still want a copy of "the Way of the Kruglik" to complete my library of homo Native American New Age buffalo sodomizing vision quest literature.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on July 29, 2005, 12:02:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Mister Pink on July 29, 2005, 04:01:00 PM

This really lowers my respect for the Justice System as whole...  :flame:

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on July 29, 2005, 04:56:00 PM

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On 2005-07-29 09:02:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:

"July 29, 2005



Kruglik is set free after Judge reviews case.



Marty Kruglik who was arrested 48 hours ago for holding 5 children captive and molesting at a desolated campground , was set free after Judge Lewis Inbreed declared Police had no warrant or permission to enter Indian reservations.



Kruglik who was seen from a helicopter touring company had 5 small young children tied to totom poles and was molesting them.



Me suh is innocent said Kruglik as he walked out of the courthouse. Me suh lives on Indian reservation and police cannot arrest me.



Kruglik who does legally live on in Indian Mongoloid reservation is not governed by regular poilce departments, however The Mongoloid Indian reservation where Kruglik lives is governed under Indian Mongoloid reservation Justice.



Chief Stands with a dildo is an authoritive figure on the Indian Mongoloid reservation where Kruglik resides and told us that he would review the case under Indian Mongoloid law. He told us if Kruglik is found in doing any wrong doing then he could lose his Buffalo molesting priveleges for an entire month.



The parents of the captive children where furious on the outcome of Judge Lewis Inbreeds verdict and plan on appealing the case. Mary Crouchrot parent of one of the captive children told us that Kruglik is a very sick man and needs to be locked up.



As Kruglik left the courtroom today, chants came from Kruglik in celebration of him being found innocent. Hi yuh yuh, hi yuh yuh me suh a free man, hi yuh yuh hi yuh yuh me suh is untouchable.



Kruglik is scheduled to face the Indian Mongoliod justice system later this week to see if he was in the wrong for holding those children captive.[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-07-29 09:03 ]"

I am DYING laughing!

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2005, 08:31:00 AM

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On 2005-07-29 13:01:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"This really lowers my respect for the Justice System as whole...  :flame: "

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Oh Pink, your one liners is what adds humor to this site. Keep em coming...

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on July 30, 2005, 08:49:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2005, 04:52:00 PM

:rofl:  :rofl:  :tup:

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 06, 2005, 09:26:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 07, 2005, 12:53:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Troll Control on August 07, 2005, 02:08:00 PM

Can't wait to see what happens next...  Marty starts working part-time at a hardware store in the shovel department??

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 08, 2005, 09:23:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 08, 2005, 09:35:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 08, 2005, 04:31:00 PM

:rofl:

Fuckin' great!

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 09, 2005, 08:48:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Chief Kruglik on August 10, 2005, 10:58:00 AM

Me suh sell T-Shirts online soon, T-shirt say I.M.R. 4-LIFE.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 11, 2005, 09:36:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 11, 2005, 10:34:00 PM

Oh my god, you are sooo boring. It was kinda funny the first time, mildly funny the second time. But c'mon man...day in and day out now...hundreds of times? The same jokes over and over and over? Do you have some kind of disorder or something? Can you seriously not think of ANYTHING else to say? or any other way to spend your time. Man get I life. I'm starting to feel kinda sorry for you. I mean yeah Marty was fucked up, the type of fucked up that, yeah , we all remember. So make a few rude jokes, that's fine, then move on. But to come to this site day after day and obsess over this man to the point where you are making up these in depth fantasy type stories that go on and on like novels?? Now that's a little fuckin weird dude. I mean does anyone else here agree with me or are you guys all just really fucking wacked out? You are taking a decent portion of your day and devoting it to Marty. You sir, are a weirdo.And all of the Elan reporter's little groupie's , seriously need to check your heads. Or maybe just go find a fucking life.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2005, 12:50:00 PM

All these stories are fuckin hysterical! Bravo, Bravo, Encore Encore! Can't wait for the next story.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 12, 2005, 02:09:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Mister Pink on August 12, 2005, 03:07:00 PM

This is like listening to a comedian tell jokes; except story-funny, and we're all in on it. A non-elan fool would not know what to make of this, and would post a reaction like that. I find it funny. If you don't like it; why even come here, and post about it? I never got that.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2005, 08:27:00 PM

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On 2005-08-11 19:34:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Oh my god, you are sooo boring. It was kinda funny the first time, mildly funny the second time. But c'mon man...day in and day out now...hundreds of times? The same jokes over and over and over? Do you have some kind of disorder or something? Can you seriously not think of ANYTHING else to say? or any other way to spend your time. Man get I life. I'm starting to feel kinda sorry for you. I mean yeah Marty was fucked up, the type of fucked up that, yeah , we all remember. So make a few rude jokes, that's fine, then move on. But to come to this site day after day and obsess over this man to the point where you are making up these in depth fantasy type stories that go on and on like novels?? Now that's a little fuckin weird dude. I mean does anyone else here agree with me or are you guys all just really fucking wacked out? You are taking a decent portion of your day and devoting it to Marty. You sir, are a weirdo.And all of the Elan reporter's little groupie's , seriously need to check your heads. Or maybe just go find a fucking life."

Fuck off. I like reading this stuff, and I'm not even from Elan.  No one's forcing you to read this, and it doesn't cost you a damn thing.   I think the Reporter is the best thing on Fornits since IDreamofNewtonsBurning was posting on the Straight forum.  The Reporter and his Assistant are great. Leave them alone.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 12, 2005, 08:37:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2005, 09:12:00 PM

You are quite welcome, Reporter!   Any new installments of the Chief Kruglick saga on the way tonight?

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 12, 2005, 09:14:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2005, 09:15:00 PM

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:


Nice!! Thanks!!

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 12, 2005, 09:21:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 12, 2005, 10:22:00 PM

Kruglik Second-In-Command Sentenced to Elan

An Androscoggin County court judge has sentenced Kickapoo, second-in-command to alleged pedophile teen therapist Marty "Stands with a Fist in His Rectum" Kruglik to her boss's school for troubled teens for assaulting a National Guard soldier with fecal bombs.

The alleged incident took place about two weeks ago at the Indian Mongoloid Reservation in Poland, where Marty, Kickapoo and a school full of wayward hostage teens ("Me suh make them my squaws," said Chief Kruglik) are held against their will and given verbal reprimands all day.  Other activities include GIing buffalo assholes for Kruglik's feasting pleasure and being forced to dance to Mongoloid Indian music to "work through areas."

"Me suh call it hi-yuh hi-yuh therapy," the alleged deranged squirrelfucker said.

According to Kruglik, as part of her hi-yuh hi-yuh therapy, Kickapoo will be forced to give up her pants and Indian moccasins and wear a Mongoloid tunic made of dried moose shit.  She will be made a "worker" in a department called the "service crew," where she will be forced to sweep the Kruglik tepee and present her loudest possible hi-yuh hi-yuhs during a house morning meeting.  

If she refuses, she will be spanked with homemade arrows and be forced to scrub the smegma cheese out of senior director Tania/Tony Merette's dirty he/she genitals

Yet Kruglik insists that the 6-to-8 year-old Kickapoo, who only speaks Mongoloid Hi Yuh Yuh language, is not in danger of his devious sexual assaults.

"Me suh no like girls, only small boys," Kruglik said.  

Several prominent psychiatrists have condemned hi-yuh hi-yuh therapy as unhelpful and potentially dangerous.  But Kruglik said he doesn't care.

"White man no understand power of buffalo turds," Kruglik said.

Judge Phil McCrevice insisted that he was doing the right thing by sending Kickapoo to Elan.

"We need to keep you in the IMR and Elan will keep you until you're 18," he told Kickapoo.  "Society must be protected from the inbred cowfucker inhabitants of the IMR."





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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 13, 2005, 12:56:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 13, 2005, 01:12:00 AM

Will Kruglik's new life-partner be eligible to gain access into his teepee made out of boys' underwear? :question:

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 13, 2005, 01:26:00 AM

I can answer that.  NO!  That tepee is for Elan male students only.  Kickapoo must settle for the Portajohn.  Even in marriage, Chief Kruglik has his priorities.  Buffalos come first, then small boys.  

The Way of the Kruglik keeps the tepee sacred. Respect the hi-yuh hi-yuh!  

Here's my editorial:
I for one believe the marriage to be a sham to take the heat off of the government's investigation of Kruglik's sexual deviancy.  Marty likes buffalo and small boys.  His grandfather molested yaks and camels in Mongolia.  And his father made him mom dress up like a moose during sex.  Do you think Marty's really got it in him to stay with a woman?  It's not in the blood!

But we will see.  Stay tuned.

By the way, what's your opinion?  Cast your vote in our poll here:

Will Marty stay faithful to Kickapoo? YES/NO?  Give us your creative input.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 13, 2005, 11:32:00 AM

No, I feel Marty will not stay faithful.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 13, 2005, 01:14:00 PM

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Respect the hi-yuh hi-yuh!  

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

No, I don't think Marty will be faithful, unless Kickapoo has a sex change.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Troll Control on August 13, 2005, 01:24:00 PM

Do you consider "eating" cheating?  If so, I think he'll cheat, by eating a dick.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 13, 2005, 08:29:00 PM

Marty will fuck little boys behind Kickapoo's back. He will not be faithful. The marriage is a sham.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2005, 09:04:00 PM

I think marty didnt fuk you enough so this is you homo way of venting, no blumpkins for you flamewad

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2005, 02:29:00 AM

Hahaha! I love it! I'm so sick of this board being soley about Marty bashing. It is soooooo boring. I'm glad someone is finally sying soething about it. Thanks dude.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 15, 2005, 11:04:00 AM

Get back on the subject.  Marty and Kickapoo.  We must write more stories.

By the way, this is not about Marty-bashing.  This is a detailed expose of The Way of the Kruglik.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2005, 06:28:00 PM

Hey bitch. Go call your gay sex line and get lost. You are a fucking fag. You can't spell assistant without ass, and you can't be gay without a nice big chunk of ass. You big flaming homo.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 16, 2005, 08:54:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2005, 12:57:00 AM

this thread needs to be kept alive

hiyuh hiyuh hiyuh hiyuh hiyuh hiyuh

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 18, 2005, 05:07:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 18, 2005, 11:01:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 18, 2005, 11:15:00 PM

LOL... I can picture Marty running naked from the cops

 :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:  :scared:

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 19, 2005, 12:08:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Farmer Ed on August 19, 2005, 12:31:00 AM

If dat dirty Injun ever returns to my farm again, I will run him off wit' my gatlin' gun.  The nerve of him to blow dat dirty athletics coach in my barn.  Damn Marty Kruglik is a regular firewater drinkin' fool, 'cept he don't drink firewater, just moose piss.

Ah-yeah, I am Farmer Ed and I will not take a blowjob from no dang Injun.  No hi-yuh hi-yuh round here!

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 19, 2005, 05:26:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: GREGTICIA on August 19, 2005, 05:57:00 PM

IT WAS FUN WHEN HE CAME DOWN INTO DA TANK  TO VISIT ME AND MY WHOLE FAMILY. RIGHT NOW DAT BE ALL WE COULD AFORD.
FORTUNATLEE  FOR US, SOME FOOD IN THE WASTE DOES NOT GET FULLY DIGESTED SO I COULD FEED MY KIDS.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2005, 08:23:00 PM

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 19, 2005, 10:47:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Troll Control on August 20, 2005, 08:26:00 AM

I wonder if the common Maine colloquialism "Ay-yuh" is a derived from the local Native American phrase "Hi-yuh"?

Maybe farmer Ed and his people have more in common with Marty and his people than they care to examine?   :idea:  

Based on their local dialects, there's a strong possibility they share the same heritage...

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 20, 2005, 01:00:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 21, 2005, 12:19:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Chaos on August 21, 2005, 11:07:00 PM

so clever ever think about getting a lobotomy? since you have no nuts it would make a matching set ya cunt.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Mister Pink on August 22, 2005, 02:28:00 PM

Keep it up and yer gonna get a VR for reacting. whore.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 24, 2005, 09:44:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Mister Pink on August 24, 2005, 03:49:00 PM

hi-yuh-hi-yuh

 :nworthy:

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 24, 2005, 07:53:00 PM

Marty needs to retrieve the bodies of his fallen warriors so he can sodomize them in the Mongoloid Indian burial :skull:  ceremony.

Respect the hi-yuh!

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 24, 2005, 08:09:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 24, 2005, 08:57:00 PM

::puke::  ::puke::  :rofl:  :rofl:

Respect the hi-yuh!

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Mister Pink on August 25, 2005, 01:52:00 PM

hi-yuh-hi-yuh-hi-yuh!!!

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 26, 2005, 12:27:00 AM

Gray, Maine Elementary School Fecal Bombed

Fifteen students at a Maine elementary school were treated for fecal exposure yesterday after a band of naked Indians attached the school with buffalo turds.  Two students were also reported missing and feared kidnapped and taken to the head Indian's school for troubled teens.

The first battle of the Indian Mongoloid War Against the White Man kicked off last night when a group of boys playing kickball on the playground at recess were accosted by a naked Indian, who asked the boys, "Me suh can play in your game?"

The students fled because the man smelled terribly of moose piss.  Suddenly a group of warriors led by Tony "Tania" Merette and Kickapoo Kruglik, Marty's child wife, came running out of the woods passing gas on everyone causing students and faculty to faint.  Then the school and the students were coated in fecal bombs.

Based on witness descriptions, the naked Indian is rumored to be a Mongoloid tribal member. Marty Kruglik, Indian Chief Director and Convicted Pedophile Almighty of the Elan School in Poland Spring.  Below is a picture of the suspect.



Meanwhile, the Mongoloid Indians have borrowed a play from the al Qaeda book -- only worse. In a tape released to the Elan Reporter and too graphic to show on television, Marty is pointing a bow and arrow at two students and making them eat stray cat feces on camera. The tape also shows the students being verbally reprimanded for reacting to Marty's pullup to eat the cat feces without complaint.

Marty then vows to continue fecal attacks until the wall is removed from the IMR compound which holds the hostage students of the Elan School.

"Me suh defeat white man and reclaim land for buffalo fucking," Kruglik said.  "Me suh say no white child safe from me until walls come down."

A spokesman for the National Guard responded to Marty's demand with a middle finger and a jack-off motion.

Meanwhile, more fecal matter was found inside a kindergarten dollhouse at the school.  Police suspect Kickapoo Kruglik registered at the school as a student several days ago and "pulled an inside job."  

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 26, 2005, 07:07:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 26, 2005, 07:07:00 AM

Me suh run big school
Me suh play with pee-pee lots
Me suh make you knock

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2005, 08:03:00 AM

The hi-yuh must be respected!  Respect the hi-yuh!!

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Troll Control on August 27, 2005, 09:17:00 AM

Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-yuh...

There.  I feel better now.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 27, 2005, 11:09:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Troll Control on August 27, 2005, 11:14:00 AM

I've been walking around my house occasionally mumbling things like "Respect the Hi-Yuh" and giggling.

My wife thinks I'm crazy.

Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh Hi-Yuh...

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2005, 11:15:00 AM

who cares what she thinks, as long as you respect the Hi-yuh!

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2005, 11:21:00 AM

Tell her she needs to respect the hi-yuh, and respect those that respect the hi-yuh!

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 27, 2005, 09:34:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 28, 2005, 10:20:00 AM

Damn, Marty's getting violent.  Can't wait for the court appearance!

By the way, Dysfunction, my better half thinks I'm nuts too when I sing hi-yuh hi-yuh around the house sometimes.  But my friends love the buffalo photos!

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2005, 12:44:00 PM

hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2005, 04:10:00 PM

I made the previous post, but I'm bumping this one to the top of the page 'cause I don't like seeing an Artman post there, much less a thread with his name on it.


Oh, yeah!  I almost forgot!  Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh h-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh.....

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2005, 04:25:00 PM

Goddamn! gotta do it again!  hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh!

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 28, 2005, 06:27:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 28, 2005, 06:43:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 28, 2005, 06:56:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2005, 07:45:00 PM

Flooding sexual predator........


HEY KOOL AID :question:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 28, 2005, 09:02:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2005, 09:54:00 PM

You better watch out Art,he's gonna call the cops again.What a bitch move.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 28, 2005, 10:01:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 28, 2005, 10:02:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2005, 10:21:00 PM

Fecal boy is vewy vewy upset wit choo Arty farty

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2005, 11:13:00 PM

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Your jail nickname will be "Floating Kool Aid"

 :nworthy:  :rofl:

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2005, 08:58:00 AM

My vote - I like Art. About time someones else starts telling you idiots off!

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on August 29, 2005, 01:32:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2005, 02:35:00 PM

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On 2005-08-29 10:32:00, The Elan Reporter wrote:

"Yea I know Artie, everyone here at this board that hates you is a nazi, thats right just keep telling yourself that.



I'll Let you in on a littel secret. I'd rather be called a nazi then a sexual predator. :lol:  :lol:



At least I dont lure underage human beings to my house and engage in illegal touching like you do.



See there you go again with the insuating he's a child molester. Are you a child? If so I could excuse your nonsense, but I'm sure you are just some warped adult stuck mentally at 12 years old.

You old fat 12 stepper bucket of puss.
"

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2005, 02:37:00 PM

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On 2005-08-29 10:42:00, artman11111 wrote:

"EXCELLANT.. we can be cell mates...

Nazi must be a compliment... Obviously any group of kind warmhearted people wouldnt have the time of day for you.You have made that clear.

In fact ... If you were on fire in front of me screaming.. I wouldnt piss on ya

I am just here fighting fire with fire ... no pun intended... you can turn whatever words you want into anything... Does not change the fact your a little boy throwing a tantrum and everyone here that reads your posts is laughing at you.

I truly hope you called the athorities.. What you have posted here in the last year will put you where you belong.Big Leroy's little bitch in the prison system.. Which is what you deserve.

Hoping that you made the call.. Make my day kid

Oh and again.. Go fuck yourself wittle boy"

Don't worry Art, this little scum sucker won't even have to deal with Big Leroy because his little Nazi friends will be sure to penetrate him.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Troll Control on August 29, 2005, 04:42:00 PM

I say "Fuck Art."

Leroy, Tyrone, Bubba, Smooth, come on up here and get to fucking Artie.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2005, 05:05:00 PM

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On 2005-08-29 13:42:00, Dysfunction Junction wrote:

"I say "Fuck Art."



Leroy, Tyrone, Bubba, Smooth, come on up here and get to fucking Artie.
"

Patience, patience dysfunction, it will happen.
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2005, 02:57:00 PM

Respect the hi-yuh!



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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2005, 02:58:00 PM

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THE HI-YUH HAS BEEN RESPECTED!!!!!!

MUCH RESPECT FOR THE HI-YUH!!!!!!

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: xres8182 on August 30, 2005, 03:01:00 PM

You're a f@#$ing jackass.Real creative anon.[ This Message was edited by: xres8182 on 2005-08-30 12:09 ]

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: xres8182 on August 30, 2005, 03:02:00 PM

Was that Greg Cruz?

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2005, 03:06:00 PM

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On 2005-08-30 12:02:00, xres8182 wrote:

"Was that Greg Cruz?"

Greg Cruz does not respect the hi-yuh.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2005, 03:08:00 PM

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On 2005-08-30 12:01:00, xres8182 wrote:

"Real creative anon."

Thanks, xres8182.  Here's another sample of my hi-yuh respectin' work:

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2005, 03:08:00 PM

A Happy Hi-Yuh to all!

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Mister Pink on August 30, 2005, 03:11:00 PM

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 :nworthy: RESPECT THE HI-YUH-HI-YUH!  :nworthy:

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: xres8182 on August 30, 2005, 03:11:00 PM

LMAO, your whacked,HiYuh-ing your ass off like that. :silly:

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2005, 03:13:00 PM

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On 2005-08-30 12:11:00, xres8182 wrote:

"LMAO, your whacked,HiYuh-ing your ass off like that. :silly: "

Don't you get it?  The Hi-Yuh must be respected!!!!


Hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh........

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Mister Pink on August 30, 2005, 03:15:00 PM

C'mon xres8182, pay your respects to the hi-yuh-hi-yuh... it is our war cry

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2005, 03:19:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: xres8182 on August 30, 2005, 03:22:00 PM

I don't respect much,certainly not the Hi Yuh,but you've got a right to express yourself so knock yourself out.I think the buffalo shit would be much funnier if Martoid was here to defend his indian ass.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Mister Pink on August 30, 2005, 04:10:00 PM

he would hi-yuh-hi-yuh with us - it is his ceremonial war cry passed down since the great buffalo gods waged war on the thundereagles upon the white river many moons ago.............

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: xres8182 on August 30, 2005, 04:16:00 PM

I'd like to see the look on his face while he reads some of these threads. :scared:

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: xres8182 on August 30, 2005, 04:20:00 PM

It's interesting that he ended up being a big chief up there. He didn't have much influence on me.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on August 30, 2005, 04:23:00 PM

He's only a self-appointed big chief, xres.  In reality, he was kicked out of his tribe in his teens for sexual misconduct and fecal interaction with a buffalo.

He doesn't even deserve a single feather.  But the hi-yuh is still worthy of respect.

Hi-yuh hi-yuh... me suh sing it all day long.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2005, 07:17:00 PM

you sick bastard

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Post by: SyN on August 30, 2005, 08:13:00 PM

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On 2005-08-29 13:42:00, Dysfunction Junction wrote:

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Leroy, Tyrone, Bubba, Smooth, come on up here and get to fucking Artie.
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and who the fuk are you again bub? nobody?

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Troll Control on August 31, 2005, 08:24:00 AM

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Leroy, Tyrone, Bubba, Smooth, come on up here and get to fucking Artie.

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and who the fuk are you again bub? nobody?"

Never you mind, little fella.  You need not concern yourself with my musings.

You clearly have some serious issues on which to spend your time.  I suggest you focus on yourself and don't fret over me.  It's not healthy.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Troll Control on September 01, 2005, 07:51:00 PM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Mister Pink on September 01, 2005, 07:51:00 PM

Amen

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on September 01, 2005, 11:38:00 PM

Marty, yes, fuck you and your tomahawk.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 02, 2005, 10:42:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on September 02, 2005, 11:25:00 AM

I think we should send Marty's offer to the governor of Louisiana.  Might make her laugh and maybe the world will know what a sick bastard Marty is.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on September 02, 2005, 02:34:00 PM

hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh hi-yuh

Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: The Elan Reporter on September 03, 2005, 09:05:00 AM

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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Troll Control on September 03, 2005, 09:07:00 AM

That sick bastard.

Title: The way of the Kruglik
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Title: The way of the Kruglik
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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Mister Pink on September 04, 2005, 02:42:00 PM

Reporter - you never fail to amaze and amuse  :nworthy:

Title: The way of the Kruglik
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Title: The way of the Kruglik
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Title: The way of the Kruglik
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Title: The way of the Kruglik
Post by: Anonymous on October 03, 2005, 05:58:00 PM

:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

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