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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => The Troubled Teen Industry => Topic started by: Anonymous on September 08, 2009, 06:04:53 PM

Title: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: Anonymous on September 08, 2009, 06:04:53 PM
There is an interesting thing that happens when kids and young adults gather away from their homes. They have a problem with shitting in public places. I had friends who claimed to never shit at school! What an accomplishment, they would leave to take a shit. I also remember this happening at sleep away camp when I was young. Kids would say they hadn't shit, and keep track of how many days they can go w/o taking a dump. Some kids would claim they went the entire week without taking a shit, I shit you not. Is that even possible? I don't see why they had a reason to lie. Well , anyways. This got me thinking about you program freaks. You got sent away for a long time. So I know you didn't hold your shit in for the entire time. You must of gave in at some point and let the shit flow. But tell me, how long did you manage to hold your shit in?
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: try another castle on September 08, 2009, 06:28:11 PM
I didnt shit for the first two weeks after I got there. My body went haywire.

Also, when I visited my parents overseas about a year before, I didnt shit while I was there, either, so it was definitely a pre-existing condition.

I used to have a phobia about unfamiliar hoops.


In college it was the opposite. I didnt like my hoop at home, (hard water deposits made it clog constantly) so I would only crap at the studio bathrooms at school.


I think 14 days was definitely the longest.

I knew someone who was on klonopin (for bone-crushing anxiety) and it would fuck up her system so much, she would suffer these horrible impactions that would leave her stopped up for 2-3 months. I honestly dont know how that is even physically possible, but I felt really bad for her.
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: Anonymous on September 08, 2009, 06:35:40 PM
I didn't shit for two days in the hospital.  The nurse put latex gloves on and shoved a pill up my asshole.  Shortly thereafter, I was able to shit.
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: Anonymous on September 08, 2009, 06:36:35 PM
Quote from: "Shortly thereafter, I was able to shit."
I didn't shit for two days in the hospital.  The nurse put latex gloves on and shoved a pill up my asshole.  Shortly thereafter, I was able to shit.

really ... did it hurt? do you ever find a need to put stuff in your asshole since then?
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: try another castle on September 08, 2009, 06:36:48 PM
what was in the pill?
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: Anonymous on September 08, 2009, 06:41:36 PM
I was more focused when her fingers were in my asshole.  It was the high point of the day for me.  If memory serves me correct, aresenic in the pill.  I almost shit myself to death.  WTF!!
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: Anonymous on September 08, 2009, 07:45:36 PM
make poop. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGsI8gYtcvg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGsI8gYtcvg)
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: try another castle on September 08, 2009, 10:16:30 PM
But do it properly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wtm7RfUv24 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wtm7RfUv24)
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: anythinganyone on September 08, 2009, 11:37:44 PM
I got constipated,I don't remember how long, when I first arrived, and I was told by a staff it was normal 'cause my body was adjusting to only getting three square meals a day.  It doesn't really make sense to me but whatever.  I should mention the food made us all fart like crazy, or maybe it was just the fact we had to ask permission to fart that made me so aware of it.  I don't think I ever farted as much as I did in Cross Creek than anytime else.
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: try another castle on September 08, 2009, 11:41:50 PM
Quote from: "anythinganyone"
I got constipated,I don't remember how long, when I first arrived, and I was told by a staff it was normal 'cause my body was adjusting to only getting three square meals a day.  It doesn't really make sense to me but whatever.  I should mention the food made us all fart like crazy, or maybe it was just the fact we had to ask permission to fart that made me so aware of it.  I don't think I ever farted as much as I did in Cross Creek than anytime else.

RMA had some pretty gassy food, too. (although I personally thought it was prepared quite well and tasted good.)

The house constantly smelled like teenage ass.

This, I have a feeling, was by design. :P
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: anythinganyone on September 08, 2009, 11:45:22 PM
Quote from: "try another castle"
Quote from: "anythinganyone"
I got constipated,I don't remember how long, when I first arrived, and I was told by a staff it was normal 'cause my body was adjusting to only getting three square meals a day.  It doesn't really make sense to me but whatever.  I should mention the food made us all fart like crazy, or maybe it was just the fact we had to ask permission to fart that made me so aware of it.  I don't think I ever farted as much as I did in Cross Creek than anytime else.

RMA had some pretty gassy food, too. (although I personally thought it was prepared quite well and tasted good.)

The house constantly smelled like teenage ass.

This, I have a feeling, was by design. :P

In comparison to other programs, Cross Creek's food was luxurious, but girls got half portions.

I mean seriously, there's stuff from there I want to eat now.  (Not worth going there tho >.>)
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: try another castle on September 08, 2009, 11:53:21 PM
Quote from: "anythinganyone"
Quote from: "try another castle"
Quote from: "anythinganyone"
I got constipated,I don't remember how long, when I first arrived, and I was told by a staff it was normal 'cause my body was adjusting to only getting three square meals a day.  It doesn't really make sense to me but whatever.  I should mention the food made us all fart like crazy, or maybe it was just the fact we had to ask permission to fart that made me so aware of it.  I don't think I ever farted as much as I did in Cross Creek than anytime else.

RMA had some pretty gassy food, too. (although I personally thought it was prepared quite well and tasted good.)

The house constantly smelled like teenage ass.

This, I have a feeling, was by design. :P

In comparison to other programs, Cross Creek's food was luxurious, but girls got half portions.

I mean seriously, there's stuff from there I want to eat now.  (Not worth going there tho >.>)

Yeah, I dont fancy myself running back to idaho for the curry chicken, BLTs or pancakes with fruit compote, but man, it meant everything to be able to have something that tasted good and filled your belly after our four hours of hell raps. "Oh man, my life is shit, Im going nowhere. Oh is french dip for dinner? the world just became a much better place."

I thank the food, actually, for keeping me sane and warm in all of that mess.
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: Che Gookin on September 09, 2009, 12:05:56 AM
I was walking home yesterday, went around a corner, and got to see a 2 year old Chinese kid taking a shit on the sidewalk. Rather common, though disturbing, sight here in China to see young children crapping and pissing on the sidewalk with their parent's encouragement.
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: xEnderx on September 09, 2009, 12:07:45 AM
Quote from: "Che Gookin"
I was walking home yesterday, went around a corner, and got to see a 2 year old Chinese kid taking a shit on the sidewalk. Rather common, though disturbing, sight here in China to see young children crapping and pissing on the sidewalk with their parent's encouragement.


Amusing and sad at the same time.








Oh, and I didn't crap for at least a week or two.
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: Anonymous on September 09, 2009, 12:22:05 AM
I don't think anyone here can beat Brendan Blum's record.
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: try another castle on September 09, 2009, 12:44:43 AM
Quote from: "Che Gookin"
I was walking home yesterday, went around a corner, and got to see a 2 year old Chinese kid taking a shit on the sidewalk. Rather common, though disturbing, sight here in China to see young children crapping and pissing on the sidewalk with their parent's encouragement.

Lol. Im so jaded about public defecation. The homeless situation out here is pretty fucking bad. Ive seen people shitting, and fuck, even guys who have their own house (which is probably a block away) will pull it out and piss inbetween two cars in broad daylight, less than a minute from their own toilet. (After hours, I understand, but 2pm? Its not even siesta yet, muchachos.) I think it's a butch thing personally.

Someone shit peanut-buttery diarrhea all over the front of my fiancees car a while back. She discovered it in the morning, before she had to go for work, and she had to find some napkins in her car to wipe it all off. She actually thought it was funny. I said "You have a hell of a better sense of humor than I do."

I would have wanted to find that miserable fucker and snapped his greasy neck in half.

The worst thing is.. when you find someone in the middle of taking a crap in your doorway, what the fuck do you do? You cant exactly assault them, cause like, man, they're sitting on a bunch of primo ammunition oozing out of their ass, and Id much rather have that stuff on the sidewalk then on my face.

The only thing I can think of is to unzip and piss on their head. "Oh thank god. *This* is where the bathroom is."
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: Anonymous on September 09, 2009, 12:50:22 AM
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Someone shit peanut-buttery diarrhea all over the front of my fiancees car a while back.

This is funny.  I would have taken it one step further and crapped in her car.
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: Anonymous on September 09, 2009, 12:58:50 AM
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The worst thing is.. when you find someone in the middle of taking a crap in your doorway, what the fuck do you do?

Throw firecrackes at him.
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: try another castle on September 09, 2009, 01:05:45 AM
Quote from: "This is funny."
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Someone shit peanut-buttery diarrhea all over the front of my fiancees car a while back.

This is funny.  I would have taken it one step further and crapped in her car.

you have keys to her car?
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: Anonymous on September 09, 2009, 11:02:13 AM
Yes, I have a key.  It is a 15 lb. rock.  It would have been a raunchy, 3 ft long turd where she sits.   :rocker:
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: seamus on September 09, 2009, 04:00:29 PM
I have noticed over the years,that I am MUCH more comfortable shitting in the woods{dont start URSUS].I can relax there.
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: Anonymous on September 09, 2009, 05:11:40 PM
Quote from: "seamus"
I have noticed over the years,that I am MUCH more comfortable shitting in the woods{dont start URSUS].I can relax there.

 seamus you use pine needles, pine cones, dirt or trash to wipe your asshole with?
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: Anonymous on September 10, 2009, 01:53:07 AM
Rest in peace Brendan,  a prayer is in order here, may god be with you
Title: Re: How long did you hold your shit in?
Post by: seamus on September 14, 2009, 03:11:15 PM
I use pages from sue scheff's "book",AA big book,and pictures of Father Cassian :seg: