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Treatment Abuse, Behavior Modification, Thought Reform => Straight, Inc. and Derivatives => Topic started by: 85 Day Jerk on July 09, 2007, 01:45:27 AM

Title: Channel Flipping on Acid
Post by: 85 Day Jerk on July 09, 2007, 01:45:27 AM
...........enters a smoke filled bathroom. Two teenage boys rush over to the bank of urinals clumsily holding their schoolbooks against their sides as they relieve themselves while at the same time trying to hide the fact that they are holding their breath.  As they turn away and zip up, a tall black youth takes a joint handed to him by another, turns it backwards into his mouth, and blows marijuana smoke directly into the face of the smallest of the boys holding their breath.  The two exit the bathroom to the sounds of laughter and hand slapping.  An older dark haired teen with a cartoonish face reminiscent of Fred Flintstone is standing against the wall.  He calls the two over.  "Hey Bob, Sean, c'mere for a minute."  "Don't you know that's the "Brother's Bathroom" and they smoke reefer in between classes?"  Sean pushed his eyeglasses up the bridge of his nose like he did every time he got nervous and said, "Well, Rick Humbert said to just hold your breath and put up with it, what else can you do?"  "Wait 'til you get to class and ask your teacher for a hall pass so you can use it more safely, is what you should do."  "But what if your next class is goddamn R.O.T.C.?,"  Bob asked, "Them Army guys dont play that shit with hall passes."  "Yeah Doug," Sean piped up, "Not everything is all cut and dry for us lower phasers."  "My next class is Driver's Ed, I ask for a hall pass, and I won't get a chance to drive that day."  Doug tried not to show his defeat and moved on after saying, "Well you guys just better make sure you're holding your breath is all,  cuz we're all watching you."

Once they were out of earshot, and moving down a crowded hall, Bob turned to Sean and said, "Can you believe that fuckin dick-in -the-mouth?"  "Just get a hall pass,"  "What a fucking pussy, at least I stand up to the fuckin Boogies."  "At least I piss like a man!"  Sean turned to him and pulled the top of his wool cap up to a point to resemble a DEVO HAT and said, "We are not men, we are Straightlings!" in a robotic voice.  Then with a touch of bitterness, he added, "That fuckin Doug has let 5th phase go to his head, and Rick told me that he put in for Staff Trainee."  "No shit?,"  Bob exclaimed, "God help us all.............see you at lunch man."

COMING THIS FALL..............

They were trained under the harshest conditions.
They were neither enlisted or recruited, they were simply endoctrinated secretly and illegally to fight in a war where the enemy was each other.
Their identities erased, personalities reformed to fit a twisted government agenda.
Their childhoods erased in order to justify the millions of dollars lost fighting an unwinnable battle.
These are the tales of the young soldiers who fought the most senseless war ever fought on American Soil.
The War on Drugs.

STRAIGHT, INDEED    (please check your local listings or call your cable provider for details)   - cut to commercial.........
Title: Re: Channel Flipping on Acid
Post by: Froderik on July 09, 2007, 09:21:50 AM
Quote from: ""85 Day Jerk""
COMING THIS FALL..............

They were trained under the harshest conditions.
They were neither enlisted or recruited, they were simply endoctrinated secretly and illegally to fight in a war where the enemy was each other.
Their identities erased, personalities reformed to fit a twisted government agenda.
Their childhoods erased in order to justify the millions of dollars lost fighting an unwinnable battle.
These are the tales of the young soldiers who fought the most senseless war ever fought on American Soil.
The War on Drugs.

STRAIGHT, INDEED    (please check your local listings or call your cable provider for details)   - cut to commercial.........

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Title: Channel Flipping on Acid
Post by: Anonymous on July 09, 2007, 10:18:46 AM
EXCELLENT writing!