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Title: Israel and the weather -
Post by: BuzzKill on February 05, 2011, 12:08:18 PM
Once more I will bring up a common debate in Christian circles: Are weather events ever related to God's judgment on a nation.
Following are links to a series of blog posts making the argument that sometimes they are. The timing of these events in relation to certain actions by governments is very interesting. Naturally, if you are not interested you need not bother reading further.

one
http://http://www.lamblion.us/2011/01/god-judgment-and-weather-israel-factor.html
two
http://http://www.lamblion.us/2011/01/god-judgment-and-weather-god-incidences.html
three
http://http://www.lamblion.us/2011/01/god-judgment-and-weather-hurricane.html

A few quotes: November 1, 1991, when we forced Israel to the Madrid Conference. We forced them to sit down at the table and start negotiating away their land to the Palestinians. That conference began on November 1, 1991, and on that exact day the Perfect Storm formed in the Atlantic. That perfect storm produced waves of over 100 feet and almost completely destroyed President Bush's home in Kennebunkport, Maine.

in the summer of 1992 when Yitzhak Rabin was elected the new prime minister of Israel. The moment he was elected in June, we put pressure on him and said he must come to Washington, sit down with the PLO's Arafat, and negotiate and give land to Arafat. He came and sat down with Arafat. Their meeting began on August 24, 1992, and on that very day Andrew Hurricane slammed into Miami. It was the greatest hurricane in the history of the United States up to that point.

the Camp David Summit in July of 2000, when Bill Clinton brought Israel's Prime Minister Ehud Barak and Yasser Arafat together. Clinton began to put pressure on Barak to trade away the heartland of Israel and also to give Arafat one half of Jerusalem. The day that conference began, fires broke out in the Western United States. Fifty fires consumed 500,000 acres of land before the end of the month.

in November of 2002, President Bush made this incredible statement. He said, "We have come to honor Allah, the God of Abraham." The very next day, a swarm of 88 tornadoes hit the central United States.

on May 4, 2003. The next day Colin Powell went to the Middle East to implement the plan. The first thing he did was to meet with the terrorist leader Hafez Assad who's now dead. As soon as the meeting was over, he called a press conference and announced he had promised President Assad that the Golan Heights would be promised in the Road Map. He said we would force Israel to give up the Golan Heights. That very day, the greatest tornado swarm in the history of the United States occurred — 412 tornados broke out. The previous high was only 177!


Zechariah 2:8 (NIV84)
8 For this is what the Lord Almighty says: “After he has honored me and has sent me against the nations that have plundered you [Israel] —for whoever touches you touches the apple of his eye—

Joel 3:1-2,
 "I will gather all the nations and bring them down to the valley of Jehoshaphat the valley of judgment, and then I will enter into judgment with them on behalf of my people and my inheritance Israel whom they have scattered among the nations and have divided up my land."

Just sayin'
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: psy on February 05, 2011, 08:30:50 PM
Actually, the dates and numbers are off on the tornados, by quite a bit, actually.  For example, the tornado storms started on the 3rd of May 2003 (before the 4th). While the 4th was the most prolific day in the sequence, there were only 86 tornadoes on that day, and that day was hardly the record.  That would be 1974 (http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Outbreak), where there were 148 tornadoes in a single day.  Only thing going on then was the watergate scandal.  Maybe god didn't like Nixon.

I agree Israel should be backed, espeically in the danger it is now, but it should be done for reasons of maintaining alliances, regional stability, and because it's the right thing to do, not because God might send us some bad weather.  The whole religious argument is one main reason why so many reflexively refuse to support Israel. Is it's explained in logical terms what will happen if Israel disappears...  Then people go "oh... that makes sense", but if you give them a religious argument, and they're not religious, they're likely to go back to believing that the only reason we support Israel is because of evangelical interpretations of the bible.  That is one of the reasons some people support Israel, yes, but there are many other very good ones that are not religious at all.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: BuzzKill on February 06, 2011, 08:58:33 AM
I totally agree there are many reasons to support and aid Israel outside of the Bible. I agree a rock solid case can be made just using common sense and rational thinking. However, for some reason, when it comes to Israel, common sense, rational thought, history, truth and justice are overwhelmingly ignored by peoples and nations across the globe. I have said before what I think the reason is - but this brings us back to spiritual matters.

I recall very well the '74 tornado outbreak. It was indeed an historical event.

If the dates and stats are wrong and you have a source on that, maybe you'll want to write the web site, and do a little show and tell. Still,  whatever your POV, don't you think this is an interesting thing to contemplate?
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: seamus on February 07, 2011, 01:32:58 AM
I dunno,the zionist,nasionalist govern ment of isreal is ,bombing,rocketing,and bulldosing peoples homes,denying the non-jewish neighbors of simple lively hood,and walling them off like the nazi's treated them. now if this is YOUR gods Idea of JUstice. I want no part of any of it. and it pisses me off to no end that the us is in bed with it. please tell me, chapter and verse ,where it says in the bible,old book or new, where its ok to do that.What do you know about the kebra negast? or the book of thomas, or the book of mary for that matter? wise up. my priest was an idiot,so is your preacher, they have adgendas.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: seamus on February 07, 2011, 01:38:30 AM
So if this wheather phenomana happend, because of .......? then what ...Katrina happened because?.............. Hey you made the case....back it up...... dont tell me  the hatian earthquake happened because the country is catholic(ish) Odds are you  never lived there,and much like the WHO, your opinion is un -qualifeid.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: seamus on February 07, 2011, 01:51:28 AM
I gotta call horseshit here, Isreal has gotten way,way too much out of this country,we histoically,given inflationary conditions,have given isreal more aid than any other country. we literally give between 6 and 8 million dollars a day to them,and why? what do we REALLY get? an ally in the middle east?PFFFT... like the saudi's,or egypt......who needs it? we(meaning the us , would be better off out of bed with the isreali government( till they wize up) the UN(permanantly,unless you want a one world government.) and that fuckin nafta, as usual "the system" serves itself,and coursly neglects the souls who really make it up. Dont be blinded.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: BuzzKill on February 07, 2011, 10:50:16 AM
Quote from: "seamus"
So if this wheather phenomana happend, because of .......? then what ...Katrina happened because?..............


A quote: The most chaotic and traumatic event in Israel's modern history was the forced withdrawal of Israel from Gaza which began on August 17, 2005. Nearly 9,000 Israelis were forcibly ripped from their homes and their farms. It was heart-wrenching to watch women and children man-handled, to watch synagogues violated, Torah scrolls desecrated, houses bulldozed, graves dug up, and farms destroyed. The economic impact on Israel was simply overwhelming. Look at what the Gaza strip produced:

    * 70% of Israel's organic produce
    * 60% on the nations exported herbs
    * 15% of its total agricultural exports
    * 60% of its exported cherry tomato crop
    * 120,000,000 dollars of its flower exports.

In the midst of all of this, before it was even finished, Condoleezza Rice called a press conference in which she said that every one empathizes with what the Israelis were facing, but it could not be Gaza only and that would only be the beginning of the withdrawals. It's interesting that all of that ended on August the 22nd and the very next morning the government of Bermuda announced that a tropical depression had formed off the coast of Bermuda which was dubbed "Katrina." It quickly developed into the most powerful hurricane in modern history, slamming into New Orleans on August the 27th. It disrupted 25% of our crude oil production, it destroyed the largest port in this nation and the fifth largest in the world.


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dont tell me the hatian earthquake happened because the country is catholic(ish) Odds are you never lived there,and much like the WHO, your opinion is un -qualifeid.

I won't tell you this. If the Haitian quake occurred as a consequence of spiritual matters, I wouldn't say it involved Catholicism. But as to my opinion, qualified or not - I don't really have one on this issue. I don't know if these things are random natural events like any other on the globe, or if God willed it as a warning chastisement. As I mentioned in the OP - these things are debated amoung Christians. I generally stay out of the debate as I have no strong opinion. That said, I do find the timing of these events in relation to Israeli policies very interesting. I had never seen it put in such a perspective before. Having seen it, I do now lean toward the belief God is trying to tell the nations something and we'd all be better off paying more attention.  Still, I wouldn't argue in a dogmatic fashion that such is the case. I posted this because I thought others might also find it interesting, weather or not they agree with the argument being made.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: seamus on February 10, 2011, 05:31:34 AM
Lets just say this, if I, me ,Seamus, were to wall off my neighbors, deny them of ancestoral homelands,and local travel,not to mention the use of farmland,facilitate settlers,armed settlers,rocket and bulldoze peoples homes,somebody would surely call me out for being either a nazi,or a fascist. Or I geuss the u.s. government was ok for doin basically the same shit to the indians, the germans,to the jews, or the english to the irish. Again ,pleasese enlighten me ,where your god says its cool you go and vicimize somebody. Im 100% down with people gettin a fair shake. If that makes be a bad guy for callin bullshit when I see it,then I can live with that. I dont hate on Isreal,as a nation,just the nationalistic,zionistic,faction of its government,and the good but weak folks who tolerate it. My Government pisses me off to no end for the support of fascist regimes,where ever they may be.See this is a democracy.Yep it is. And my government is supposed to represent me. But it fails to.Im not about somebodys idea of fucking with the down trodden.I wont under any circumstance live that way.Your christ,if you believe in what was written about him,wouldnt have stood for it either.I got called a leftist what? a week ago.
pfffttt......Ive been called worse.

sock puppets? Weak.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: seamus on February 10, 2011, 05:40:15 AM
i knew old jews,in miami.....they told me that before it was all interfeared with by the brits,and the u.n.,that jews and arabs used to ,farm together,and look out for oneanothers children. To me that is godly.Anything less is reprehensible.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: BuzzKill on March 09, 2011, 01:19:56 PM
I see a blood moon risin' -

 
Mark Biltz; Blood Moons And Solar Eclipses Part 1
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi78PmRX46Y

related article:
http://http://www.lamblion.us/2011/01/blood-moons-eclipses-and-return-of.html
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: RTP2003 on March 09, 2011, 07:45:14 PM
Hey, BK, can I get some of that PCP you've been smoking?
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: BuzzKill on March 09, 2011, 08:19:16 PM
Quote from: "RTP2003"
Hey, BK, can I get some of that PCP you've been smoking?

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi5ZB1ZZCEg
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: Cruises Perth on April 15, 2011, 02:58:00 AM
How would you relate what happened to Japan then?
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: BuzzKill on April 15, 2011, 08:01:43 AM
Personally I didn't make the correlation with any of these events. However, now that someone else has, I do find the timing interesting and worth noting. I'll go on to say that accepting some events may be a Divine wake up call doesn't mean believing every disaster is.  There are prophecies given in the Bible about earthquakes becoming stronger and more frequent [ like birth pains] and this does seem to be the case.

Matthew: 24:7 7“For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom, and in various places there will be famines and earthquakes. 8“But all these things are merely the beginning of birth pangs.

Back to the question of Japan's disaster - I wonder what their policy toward Israel has been? Might be interesting to look into.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: seamus on April 17, 2011, 04:44:54 PM
I look forward to the day when its a kinder ,gentler planet. Where noone expects a reuinion from anyone ,of any kind.
Not even The Buzzcocks.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: BuzzKill on April 17, 2011, 05:09:36 PM
Quote from: "seamus"
I look forward to the day when its a kinder ,gentler planet. Where noone expects a reuinion from anyone ,of any kind.
Not even The Buzzcocks.

Isaiah 11
The Branch From Jesse
 1 A shoot will come up from the stump of Jesse;
   from his roots a Branch will bear fruit.
2 The Spirit of the LORD will rest on him—
   the Spirit of wisdom and of understanding,
   the Spirit of counsel and of might,
   the Spirit of the knowledge and fear of the LORD—
3 and he will delight in the fear of the LORD.

   He will not judge by what he sees with his eyes,
   or decide by what he hears with his ears;
4 but with righteousness he will judge the needy,
   with justice he will give decisions for the poor of the earth.
He will strike the earth with the rod of his mouth;
   with the breath of his lips he will slay the wicked.
5 Righteousness will be his belt
   and faithfulness the sash around his waist.

 6 The wolf will live with the lamb,
   the leopard will lie down with the goat,
the calf and the lion and the yearling[a] together;
   and a little child will lead them.
7 The cow will feed with the bear,
   their young will lie down together,
   and the lion will eat straw like the ox.
8 The infant will play near the cobra’s den,
   the young child will put its hand into the viper’s nest.
9 They will neither harm nor destroy
   on all my holy mountain,
for the earth will be filled with the knowledge of the LORD
   as the waters cover the sea.


 10 In that day the Root of Jesse will stand as a banner for the peoples; the nations will rally to him, and his resting place will be glorious. 11 In that day the Lord will reach out his hand a second time to reclaim the surviving remnant of his people from Assyria, from Lower Egypt, from Upper Egypt, from Cush, from Elam, from Babylonia,[c] from Hamath and from the islands of the Mediterranean.

 12 He will raise a banner for the nations
   and gather the exiles of Israel;
he will assemble the scattered people of Judah
   from the four quarters of the earth.
13 Ephraim’s jealousy will vanish,
   and Judah’s enemies[d] will be destroyed;
Ephraim will not be jealous of Judah,
   nor Judah hostile toward Ephraim.
14 They will swoop down on the slopes of Philistia to the west;
   together they will plunder the people to the east.
They will subdue Edom and Moab,
   and the Ammonites will be subject to them.
15 The LORD will dry up
   the gulf of the Egyptian sea;
with a scorching wind he will sweep his hand
   over the Euphrates River.
He will break it up into seven streams
   so that anyone can cross over in sandals.
16 There will be a highway for the remnant of his people
   that is left from Assyria,
as there was for Israel
   when they came up from Egypt.

 :peace:
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: seamus on April 18, 2011, 05:17:49 PM
Humorless.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: BuzzKill on April 18, 2011, 06:33:02 PM
was something funny?
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: Dethgurl on April 20, 2011, 07:39:00 PM
Quote from: "Cruises Perth"
How would you relate what happened to Japan then?

http://http://www.ufo-blogger.com/2011/03/japan-earthquake-tsunami-haarp.html
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: BuzzKill on May 19, 2011, 02:22:56 PM
http://http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/05/19/obamas-mideast-speech-offers-punishment-praise/

Well, if there is anything to it, then we can soon expect a major smack down - on top of the flooding and tornado's we've already seen.  Might be a good time to stock pile some emergency goods.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: psy on May 19, 2011, 11:55:48 PM
Quote from: "BuzzKill"
http://http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/05/19/obamas-mideast-speech-offers-punishment-praise/

Well, if there is anything to it, then we can soon expect a major smack down - on top of the flooding and tornado's we've already seen.  Might be a good time to stock pile some emergency goods.
Ya know.  I was thinking the same thing earlier today.  I was thinking "Buzz must be thinking we're all gonna die now".  Because Obama has basically just signed Israel's death warrant...  He's a fool if he thinks sacrificing Israel will help calm the Fundamentalist Muslims down.  All it will do is embolden them.  They'll shift priority from reconquering lost ground to expanding.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: BuzzKill on May 20, 2011, 11:16:56 AM
The Islamic world's preoccupation is and has always been the annihilation of Israel. Much of the world in general joins them in this wish. We as a nation have just officially joined the world and Islam. This is very bad news for us. There is much to watch for in the coming days. I could not be more serious when I say to you all: Get ready.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: Edward Kahn on May 20, 2011, 03:18:49 PM
Quote from: "BuzzKill"
Quote from: "seamus"
I look forward to the day when its a kinder ,gentler planet. Where noone expects a reuinion from anyone ,of any kind.
Not even The Buzzcocks.

Isaiah 11
The Branch From Jesse
 1 A shoot will come up from the stump of Jesse;
   from his roots a Branch will bear fruit.
2 The Spirit of the LORD will rest on him—
   the Spirit of wisdom and of understanding,
   the Spirit of counsel and of might,
   the Spirit of the knowledge and fear of the LORD—
3 and he will delight in the fear of the LORD.

   He will not judge by what he sees with his eyes,
   or decide by what he hears with his ears;
4 but with righteousness he will judge the needy,
   with justice he will give decisions for the poor of the earth.
He will strike the earth with the rod of his mouth;
   with the breath of his lips he will slay the wicked.
5 Righteousness will be his belt
   and faithfulness the sash around his waist.

 6 The wolf will live with the lamb,
   the leopard will lie down with the goat,
the calf and the lion and the yearling[a] together;
   and a little child will lead them.
7 The cow will feed with the bear,
   their young will lie down together,
   and the lion will eat straw like the ox.
8 The infant will play near the cobra’s den,
   the young child will put its hand into the viper’s nest.
9 They will neither harm nor destroy
   on all my holy mountain,
for the earth will be filled with the knowledge of the LORD
   as the waters cover the sea.


 10 In that day the Root of Jesse will stand as a banner for the peoples; the nations will rally to him, and his resting place will be glorious. 11 In that day the Lord will reach out his hand a second time to reclaim the surviving remnant of his people from Assyria, from Lower Egypt, from Upper Egypt, from Cush, from Elam, from Babylonia,[c] from Hamath and from the islands of the Mediterranean.

 12 He will raise a banner for the nations
   and gather the exiles of Israel;
he will assemble the scattered people of Judah
   from the four quarters of the earth.
13 Ephraim’s jealousy will vanish,
   and Judah’s enemies[d] will be destroyed;
Ephraim will not be jealous of Judah,
   nor Judah hostile toward Ephraim.
14 They will swoop down on the slopes of Philistia to the west;
   together they will plunder the people to the east.
They will subdue Edom and Moab,
   and the Ammonites will be subject to them.
15 The LORD will dry up
   the gulf of the Egyptian sea;
with a scorching wind he will sweep his hand
   over the Euphrates River.
He will break it up into seven streams
   so that anyone can cross over in sandals.
16 There will be a highway for the remnant of his people
   that is left from Assyria,
as there was for Israel
   when they came up from Egypt.

 :peace:

Hello, Buzzkill!  I just wanted to make you aware that you have posted this quote without proper attribution, which is copyright infringement.  This post is a verbatim copy from our participating schools' curricula.  It is ripped directly from our World History textbook.  Please remove it or provide proper attribution.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: Calvin on June 18, 2011, 04:00:16 AM
You are very  sharp Edward. I think you have caught.
But what about the copyright infringement.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: Anne Bonney on June 23, 2011, 11:36:11 PM
Quote from: "BuzzKill"
Once more I will bring up a common debate in Christian circles: Are weather events ever related to God's judgment on a nation.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Buzz, I really do like you despite some your, ummmm "odd" beliefs, but come on!  Really??

This is why Xtians seem to fear "intellectualism" so much.  It directly contradicts their version of reality, i.e. Jesus rode the dinosaurs.  Absolutely astounding and frightening!  

My gawd people??  Sometimes you can't tell the Moooslims from the fanatical Xtians!  So much blood, so many lives lost over who's "god" is better or real.  Adult. Fairy. Tales.

Sorry Buzz.....I really do like you.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: BuzzKill on June 24, 2011, 09:10:05 AM
Anne - you'll notice I did say there is a debate - not a consensus on the topic.  I also said I have no strong opinion either way. However, when looking at the timing of some of these major events in correlation with government policies toward Israel it does strike me as very possibly related.  Now, find me a source arguing Jesus rode a dinosaur - that is bound to be an amusing read.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: ajax13 on July 31, 2011, 05:04:56 PM
Quote from: "psy"
Quote from: "BuzzKill"
http://http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/05/19/obamas-mideast-speech-offers-punishment-praise/

Well, if there is anything to it, then we can soon expect a major smack down - on top of the flooding and tornado's we've already seen.  Might be a good time to stock pile some emergency goods.
Ya know.  I was thinking the same thing earlier today.  I was thinking "Buzz must be thinking we're all gonna die now".  Because Obama has basically just signed Israel's death warrant...  He's a fool if he thinks sacrificing Israel will help calm the Fundamentalist Muslims down.  All it will do is embolden them.  They'll shift priority from reconquering lost ground to expanding.
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Absolute drivel.  Emotionally charged baseless shit of the kind that would be suited for the radio broadcasts of any totalitarian state.  There are currently 45 000 US troops in Iraq, 100 000 in Afghanistan, 8500 in Lybia.  There are 3500 in Djibouti, 8000 in Qatar and 10 000 in Kuwait.  These are the largest deployments, but there are many smaller ones in other Moslem nations.  Putting forth the notion that Moslems are conquering or reconquering anything is an out and out lie.  I never cease to be amazed when people who have been on the receiving end of fascism in the drug war jump right in line when it comes to the propaganda of Imperialism.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: none-ya on July 31, 2011, 07:12:07 PM
Quote
ajax13 wrote
" I never cease to be amazed when people who have been on the receiving end of fascism in the drug war jump right in line when it comes to the propaganda of Imperialism".

I get the impression that you don't eat pork.
Just askin'..........?
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: ajax13 on August 01, 2011, 01:42:22 AM
Quote from: "none-ya"
Quote
ajax13 wrote
" I never cease to be amazed when people who have been on the receiving end of fascism in the drug war jump right in line when it comes to the propaganda of Imperialism".

I get the impression that you don't eat pork.
Just askin'..........?

That's not a question, but it is a non sequitor.  Just askin', what gives you any impression of my diet?
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: none-ya on August 01, 2011, 05:51:43 AM
Quote from: "ajax13"
Quote from: "none-ya"
Quote
ajax13 wrote
" I never cease to be amazed when people who have been on the receiving end of fascism in the drug war jump right in line when it comes to the propaganda of Imperialism".

I get the impression that you don't eat pork.
Just askin'..........?

That's not a question, but it is a non sequitor.  Just askin', what gives you any impression of my diet?

Let me rephrase. Do you eat pork?
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: ajax13 on August 01, 2011, 10:59:04 PM
Yes, I eat pork.  What gave you any impression of my diet?
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: none-ya on August 02, 2011, 01:38:26 AM
I was thinking maybe you were jewish.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: ajax13 on August 02, 2011, 02:59:37 PM
That is a moving display of the vast power of the human mind, None-ya.  I am humbled.  It's like Beethoven, Einstein, Picasso and Jonathan Swift melded into a single brilliant jet.
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Post by: none-ya on August 02, 2011, 05:14:25 PM
Or a muslim.
Title: Re: Israel and the weather -
Post by: RTP2003 on August 02, 2011, 05:25:50 PM
.....so this Jewish guy is sitting at a bar, drinking a gin & tonic, when a Chinese guy sits down next to him and orders a beer.  The Chinese guy sits there, minding his own business, drrinking his beer, until finally, the Jewish guy next to him can't stand it.  He turns and shoves the Chinese guy off his bar stool.   The Chinese man, indignant, asks the Jewish guy "What the hell was that for?  I've never done anything to you."

The Jewish guy replies, "That was for Pearl Harbor."

The Chinese guy says "You idiot!  I am Chinese!  Pearl Harbor was attacked by the Japanese!"

The Jewish man retorts "Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese.........it's all the same to me."

The next day, at the same bar, the Jewish guy and the Chinese guy just happen to be seated adjacent to each other again.  The Chinese guy turns and shoves the Jewish guy off the bar stool, pushing him to the ground.

Indignant and offended, the Jewish guy says "What the Hell was that for?" to which the Chinese guy replies, "That was for the Titanic."

"The Titanic!" the Jewish man exclaims, "I had nothing to do with that!  The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!"

The Chinese man retorted, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg........it's all the same to me."


Thank you!  Thank you!  Tip your bartenders and remember, don't drink and drive!  I'll be here all week.........
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Post by: webdiva on August 31, 2011, 08:11:22 AM
Quote from: "RTP2003"
.....so this Jewish guy is sitting at a bar, drinking a gin & tonic, when a Chinese guy sits down next to him and orders a beer.  The Chinese guy sits there, minding his own business, drrinking his beer, until finally, the Jewish guy next to him can't stand it.  He turns and shoves the Chinese guy off his bar stool.   The Chinese man, indignant, asks the Jewish guy "What the hell was that for?  I've never done anything to you."

The Jewish guy replies, "That was for Pearl Harbor."

The Chinese guy says "You idiot!  I am Chinese!  Pearl Harbor was attacked by the Japanese!"

The Jewish man retorts "Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese.........it's all the same to me."

The next day, at the same bar, the Jewish guy and the Chinese guy just happen to be seated adjacent to each other again.  The Chinese guy turns and shoves the Jewish guy off the bar stool, pushing him to the ground.

Indignant and offended, the Jewish guy says "What the Hell was that for?" to which the Chinese guy replies, "That was for the Titanic."

"The Titanic!" the Jewish man exclaims, "I had nothing to do with that!  The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!"

The Chinese man retorted, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg........it's all the same to me."


Thank you!  Thank you!  Tip your bartenders and remember, don't drink and drive!  I'll be here all week.........


I heard this joke in the last 2 weeks but don't remember where! lol