Fornits

General Interest => Open Free for All => Topic started by: Froderik on September 12, 2011, 06:42:16 PM

Title: SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
Post by: Froderik on September 12, 2011, 06:42:16 PM
Many biologic/chemical TERROR weapons share the aroma of human fartgas.
If you find yourself in a confined space (subway,theater,etc.)
and detect such a smell:
Clearly and LOUDLY ask, "DID SOMEBODY FART?".
If NO ONE answers, YOU MUST follow up with a clear,
" OH MY GOD, WE'RE UNDER ATTACK !!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE !!! "
Thank you for your cooperation.

A message from the misinformed citizen's bureau.
Title: Re: SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
Post by: Anonymous on September 14, 2011, 09:24:57 PM
Froderik fuck off ya' big hairy cock.
Title: Re: SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
Post by: dragonfly on September 14, 2011, 09:33:24 PM
Title: Re: SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
Post by: dragonfly on September 14, 2011, 09:35:55 PM
Title: Re: SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
Post by: Anonymous on September 14, 2011, 11:47:03 PM
Quote from: "dragonfly"
Froderick,  is that you talking to your self or do you have a follower?

I was speaking to myself because I was drunk.   :rofl:
Title: Re: SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
Post by: dragonfly on September 15, 2011, 06:33:46 AM
Title: Re: SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
Post by: Froderik on September 15, 2011, 10:51:56 AM
Quote from: "dragonfly"
Froderick,  is that you talking to your self or do you have a follower?

No, that certainly wasn't me (I only talk to myself in RL these days.)
Title: Re: SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
Post by: seamus on September 18, 2011, 11:46:50 PM
Quote from: "Froderik"
Many biologic/chemical TERROR weapons share the aroma of human fartgas.
If you find yourself in a confined space (subway,theater,etc.)
and detect such a smell:
Clearly and LOUDLY ask, "DID SOMEBODY FART?".
If NO ONE answers, YOU MUST follow up with a clear,
" OH MY GOD, WE'RE UNDER ATTACK !!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE !!! "
Thank you for your cooperation.

A message from the misinformed citizen's bureau.
Fuckin LEGENDARY EPIC asshattery of biblical proportion. :rofl:
 :roflmao:
Title: Re: SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2011, 03:40:39 AM
seamus I'll give you money if you suck Froderik's cock and balls!
Title: Re: SMELL SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
Post by: seamus on October 09, 2011, 03:50:39 AM
i dont want to have to push you out of the way.