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Offline thepatriot

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Why men are happier
« on: May 10, 2005, 08:57:00 AM »
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans
take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think
of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your
chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes
don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A
five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own
jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If
someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable
to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original
color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to
shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can
wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a
pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

No wonder men are happier!
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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2005, 10:32:00 AM »
:smile:  :wave:
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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2005, 10:58:00 AM »
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On 2005-05-10 05:57:00, thepatriot wrote:

"You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt."


righty tighty, lefty loosey. :lol:


for the jars, bang the lid hard at an angle on the floor or something to pop the seal.
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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2005, 06:38:00 PM »
But women secretly hold all the power. "The gateway to life."
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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2005, 06:50:00 PM »
Yes, but it really sucks being stuck between playing that cruel game and being an outsider.

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
-- Albert Einstein

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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2005, 12:01:00 AM »
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On 2005-05-10 15:38:00, Reagan Youth wrote:

"But women secretly hold all the power. "The gateway to life."  
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Suck up! :lol:  :lol:
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