one evening, i broke into the office in a temporarily vacant dorm called higden with a buddy of mine... right after i popped the office door open, someone opened a door in the front room and was like "hello?" apparently, priscilla, queen of the fat cunts, had seen us through the front window and came to regulate....
which would've been fine... if only her fat ass could keep up.
the layout was damn near perfect ? next to the office was one of the many exit doors and right in front of it was a bed, so, we snuck out the office door, crawled behind the bed and out the side door, then ran like hell around the side of the building and back to the house ? all the while priscilla's treading behind us screaming and shaking the pavement with the displacement of her excessive weight... didn't you ever wonder why there were earthquakes in cali? with fat bitches running across mountains rumbling the tectonic plates, what else could you expect?
well, she never technically caught us, but i guess the staff on the floor did their detective werk and figured us (i can't actually remember who was with me) out. i was put on a chair restriction (not even a fucking couch restriction, just a chair) for like a day. oh yeh, and had to miss my summit, which was the next day, but i really didn't care because i knew that i was getting out of there soon, whether i graduated or not.
it was totally worth it... fun times.[ This Message was edited by: mikehunt on 2005-03-24 09:17 ]
