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Offline Queen Bitch

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« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2005, 04:48:00 PM »
Ginger, we should talk..  :wink:
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« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2005, 04:59:00 PM »
Anytime :grin:

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« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2005, 05:50:00 PM »
See what I miss when I'm away for a few days???  Ginger's opening up an S&M funhouse??? :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2005, 06:19:00 PM »


Check out the new, experimential equine therapy! Strict discipline, structure, the outdoors, and exercise!

And just wait until you see how we keep the little bastards from choosing out of seminars!  :grin:

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« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2005, 06:53:00 PM »
That is hilarious.
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« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2005, 08:52:00 PM »
One thing for sure, they'll go home with a sense of humor... not to distract from the satire.

I'll take your overflow Ginger.
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« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2005, 11:01:00 AM »
Will the program accept adults?  If my boyfriend hears about this, he may in fact arrange to have me "escorted" to this place!  (I have already learned etiquette, and also know how to read;  my boyfriend is not a peasant, so am I a candidate?)  He's a doctor, so would tuition for me be discounted if he worked on staff?? Would I be allowed to bring my down blanket and my vicodin?
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« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2005, 04:29:00 PM »
Patience. I haven't found an escort service willing to pay my fees yet. I've spent hours on the phone already trying to describe what I'm looking for (and, btw, the proper term is B&D--Bondage and Discipline, not S&M). But when I get to the part about the subjects being teenagers and how they have to make the deal w/ the parents, every last one of them hangs up on me.  :question:  :question:  :question:  

Oh well, I'll keep trying. I have a feeling there's a fortune to be made here if only I can find just the right people to work with.

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« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2005, 04:45:00 PM »
Ginger, S&M is not necessarily B&D, but B&D *is* S&M  :grin:

And anyway, whats the difference between this and any other program? All the teens go in at first HATING it, and they *LOVE IT* after being there 3 months, and by the time they leave they're begging to stay!

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« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2005, 09:04:00 PM »
Good news! Looks like we may have found our providers in Russia!
http://nospank.net/sprnsky.htm

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« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2005, 09:40:00 PM »
***Researchers at Novosibirsk say caning releases endorphins, the body's natural 'happy chemicals', Izvestia reports.


Hmm... Fear causes the rush of adreneline.
Do they have a lot of masochist there? Perhaps they might get an endorphine high from a good lashing.
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« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2005, 03:31:00 AM »
Well, see, that only works on true masochists. Therefore, part of our new program (name pending) is power emotional growth seminars, that turn pain into pleasure, and yes into no!

Also, attendance at the "ropes" seminars is manditory!

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« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2005, 05:05:00 AM »
I'm with you Cayo, miss a few days and the whole summer has already been planned. I must say as a recent attendee of the fabulous brainwashing seminars, I should have automatic job preferentiality during the hiring phase at this exciting new venture. For all of you who know our situation, you will maybe be as amused as i when i say that the lovely folks from Premier Seminars have been actively trying to recruit me to either help facilitate seminars or to "teach" at a facility in the future. If you all remember, I could not make it through an entire day of this bullshit in the past, pulled my child from the whack zone, and now they would like me to be a part of their organization! They also would like me to write an article for the Source magazine telling of our wonderful success story!!! WTF????? Bring on the whips, ropes, and cattle prods!
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« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2005, 12:22:00 PM »
Chi3, I think you should write one!  Tell your story exactly as it happened!

PS I wish to offer my services to Warbis Holistic Educational Enterprises (WHEE) As a Fine Arts teacher.

Students will participate in an Art In The Community project.

Students will be expected provide some of their own tools and equipment including:

36 cans of spray paint in assorted colors
2 gallons exterior house paint , any color
Acetylene torch
Bolt cutters
Night vision goggles

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« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2005, 03:11:00 PM »
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"Well, see, that only works on true masochists. Therefore, part of our new program (name pending) is power emotional growth seminars, that turn pain into pleasure, and yes into no!



Also, attendance at the "ropes" seminars is manditory!

I would be interested in finding out more about this program.  :eek:
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