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Would you trust a doctor named Hazzard???
« on: February 09, 2005, 12:18:00 AM »
This is blowing my mind! I saw this segment on some documentary channel about a Dr. Linda Hazzard who starved a bunch of ppl to death at her remote sanatorium in Washington. She wound up starving herself to death when she got pnemonea and tried to cure herself. And I thought how like the troubled parent industry the whole scenareo was. So I looked it up.

Check it out! If you can believe it, some people are still hawking the cure!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=& ... zzard+cure

So I guess Virgil's warped propaganda might be with us always. I think I'll go down to the local library and order every copy in the state. What one sheet of information should I slip into each one before returning them?

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trust either of them
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0679737898/circlofmiamithem' target='_new'> P.J. O'Rourke

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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2005, 10:46:00 AM »
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On 2005-02-08 21:18:00, Antigen wrote:

"This is blowing my mind! I saw this segment on some documentary channel about a Dr. Linda Hazzard who starved a bunch of ppl to death at her remote sanatorium in Washington. She wound up starving herself to death when she got pnemonea and tried to cure herself. And I thought how like the troubled parent industry the whole scenareo was. So I looked it up.



Check it out! If you can believe it, some people are still hawking the cure!



http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=& ... zzard+cure



So I guess Virgil's warped propaganda might be with us always. I think I'll go down to the local library and order every copy in the state. What one sheet of information should I slip into each one before returning them?

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trust either of them
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0679737898/circlofmiamithem' target='_new'> P.J. O'Rourke


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My my my... a Quack in every bunch.  :roll:
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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2005, 10:55:00 PM »
Dr named Hazzard, the story is sad but I had to let you know that MY dentist is Dr. Hacker. I don't think I would have picked that one out of the phone book, he joined the practice after I had been there several years.
He is a great guy.
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2005, 02:45:00 PM »
OK, another Doctor name:

My son suffered horrific cluster headaches for 3 years.  He had successful brain surgery this past June, and thankfully is now pain-free.

His wonderful surgeon's name is:  Dr. HURT!
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2005, 03:08:00 PM »
And I have a dentist by the name of Payne.
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2005, 04:54:00 PM »
My Dentist's first name is William. I call him Dr. Bill.
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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2005, 02:38:00 PM »
I had an attorney by the last name of Kreep.
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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2005, 06:27:00 PM »
that fits the pattern ::bangin::
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« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2005, 11:03:00 PM »
I was arrested by Officer Payne.
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« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2005, 07:16:00 PM »
say, I wonder if he and the Dentist are kin?
probably lots of diversity in that family.

What would be the headline if the Dentist was found to be under the influence of nitrous oxide?

Payne in The Gas

One who installs/repairs windows?

An herb dealer?

Attending services at a Catholic church?

A murderer?

A member of the family not even worthy of a first name?

Family member known for clear, simple verbiage?

Make it stop, make it stop!  ::puke::










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« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2005, 09:42:00 PM »
I don't get it...

The notion that a radical is one who hates his country is naive and usually idiotic. He is, more likely, one who likes his country more than the rest of us, and is thus more disturbed than the rest of us when he sees it debauched. He is not a bad citizen turning to crime; he is a good citizen driven to despair.


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« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2005, 10:11:00 PM »
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"I don't get it..."


Neither do I.  Do you think he's "RELAPSED"?  Call SIBS and send the Straightmobile over right away!!!
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« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2005, 11:09:00 PM »
One who installs/repairs windows?
Payne in the glass
An herb dealer?
Payne into grass
Attending services at a Catholic church?
Payne in the Mass
A murderer?
Payne killer
A member of the family not even worthy of a first name?
Just Payne, no good
Family member known for clear, simple verbiage?
Payne spoken
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« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2005, 11:18:00 PM »
wow Thom, those are funny as hell......
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« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2005, 11:45:00 PM »
This is how my brain gets when I forget to go to sleep. Goodnight
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