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« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2006, 12:55:00 AM »
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On 2006-03-26 18:05:00, Eudora wrote:

"Oh, just for you Anon



You're a grand old fag

You're a high flyin' fag

And forever in peace may you wave

You're the emblem of

The man you love

The homo so free and so shaved!


Laughing so hard it hurts
 :rofl:

Speak gently! 't is a little thing Dropp'd in the heart's deep well; The good, the joy, that it may bring Eternity shall tell.
-- G. W. Langford: Speak gently.

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« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2006, 06:29:00 AM »
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On 2002-10-01 17:52:00, SLAM wrote:

"             LYRICS TO,  IT'S ME



IT'S ME, IT'S ME O' LORD, STANDING WITH MY MEAT UP STRAIGHT,

IT'S ME, IT'S ME O' LORD, STANDING WITH MY MEAT UP STRAIGHT,





can anyone finish this favorite of mine??



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Mama's little nigger loves shortnin shortnin,Mama's little nigger loves shortnin bread.
Miss Pete's big eyes behind those Coke Bottle glasses.
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« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2006, 10:55:00 AM »
This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
Let it shine Let it shine let it shine
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« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2006, 10:58:00 AM »
Rise and shine give God your glory glory
Rise and shine give God your glory glory
Rise and shine and give God your glory glory
Children of the Lord
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« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2006, 11:04:00 AM »
If your straight and you know it, clap your hands
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If your straight and you know it then your face will surely show it, if your straight and you know it, clap your hands

 If your straight and you know it, stomp your feet
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If your straight and you know it, then your face will surely show it, if your straight and you know it stomp your feet.

If your straight and you know it, shout AMEN AMEN!
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« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2006, 11:06:00 AM »
The Lord is my shepard I'll walk with Him always
He leads me by still waters I'll walk with him always
Always, always I'll walk with him always
Always, always, I'll walk with im always
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« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2006, 11:10:00 AM »
I've got a little piece of tim
Nobody knows what shape it's in
It's got 4 wheels and a runnin board
It's a 2 door it's a Ford

Honk Honk Rattle Rattle Crash Beep Beep
Honk Honk Rattle Rattle Crash Beep Beep
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« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2006, 11:35:00 PM »
Did you guys sing the Star Spangled Banner with "Bubbles bursting in air"?

Yes, in LIFE, we substituted "bubbles" for "bombs" because "bombs" are "violent"... but hair grabbing, takedowns and forced motivating wasn't.    :lol:

The Christian faith from the beginning, is sacrifice: the sacrifice of all freedom, all pride, all self-confidence of spirit; it is at the same time subjection, a self-derision, and self-mutilation.
--Freidrich Nietzsche, German philosopher

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« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2006, 12:28:00 AM »
I am pussy, hear me roar
my clit is too big to ignore...
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« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2006, 12:36:00 AM »
Hey, anyone know if acyclovir (zovirax) cream can be obtained without a prescription?
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« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2006, 09:02:00 AM »
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On 2006-03-27 07:58:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Rise and shine give God your glory glory

Rise and shine give God your glory glory

Rise and shine and give God your glory glory

Children of the Lord"


ha ha ha.... I used to wake up my newcomers in the morning singing that song at the top of my lungs.
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« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2006, 09:05:00 AM »
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On 2006-03-27 08:10:00, Anonymous wrote:

"I've got a little piece of tim

Nobody knows what shape it's in

It's got 4 wheels and a runnin board

It's a 2 door it's a Ford



Honk Honk Rattle Rattle Crash Beep Beep

Honk Honk Rattle Rattle Crash Beep Beep

"


This song used to go something like:

I've got a little piece of shit
It's got bits of corn in it
It's brown and squishy with tapered ends

I can't recall the rest.
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« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2006, 09:10:00 AM »
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On 2006-04-04 06:02:00, taureana wrote:

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On 2006-03-27 07:58:00, Anonymous wrote:


"Rise and shine give God your glory glory


Rise and shine give God your glory glory


Rise and shine and give God your glory glory


Children of the Lord"




ha ha ha.... I used to wake up my newcomers in the morning singing that song at the top of my lungs.

You sadistic fuck.
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« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2006, 05:22:00 PM »
You had to play air guitar along with "Little Piece of Tin" (always a good way to piss off Straightlings, that air guitar.  What was so threatening about it?  Some guy confronted me for doing it once and told me "air guitar was a big part of my past and I don't appreciate you bringing it to my group". Sheesh.)

I've got a little piece of air
Noone can hear it but I don't care
Got six strings and a whammy bar
It's my electric air guitar


Also, there's the classic:

Here at Straight I feel hate

Nine to nine I'm doing time....



And,

Sing halleluia to the Doors(or 'Pink Floyd', depending on your mood)
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« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2006, 10:41:00 PM »
hey screw me over
give me a beer
pass me a joint
and lets get out of here!

we'll go to a concert
we'll drink a lot of wine
we better watch out
we don't get caught
we'll have to do more time

but i'm up on a coke buzz
doing many lines
give me some acid
i'm feelin' mighty fine

goin' to the smoke in
tokin' all the time
we better watch out
we don't get caught
we'll have to do more time.....blah blah blah

its the april 81 front row newcomers song in st,pete.jeff r.used to chuckle to himself when he heard me sing that.....hippie
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