On 2005-01-04 04:59:00, Perrigaud wrote:
"I still haven't gotten any good responses to my original question. What would you do if you tried:
1. Grounding your kid and they just don't abide.
2. Taking their car away: they sneak out or walk
3. Therapy: they lie, refuse to talk, or such.
4. Giving the Chores: They flat out tell you to go to hell.
5. Letting them do whatever: They break the law and you're responsible because they're underage and your the guardian.
*let me know if there are other options other than just legally emancipating them. Oh, and could you really do that?*"
If I were to PERSONALLY respond to these misdeeds as the program did, my household would look a little bit like this:
1. I would have to install a special needs area, so if my child misbehaves continuously, I can lock them in there for 72 hours and only feed them a handful of food per day, and not allow any showers. I'll escort them to a portapotty I have installed out back when they have to go to the bathroom. No shoes, and only one layer of clothing!
2. When my child gets out of special needs, I need a secondary form of punishment. I know! I'll build a worksheets room! I'll use wood to build a box my child can sit in for 18 hours a day, writing the same damn sentence over and over. A few days of this, and they will never repeat that darn bad behavior again!
3. Now that they know I mean business, it's time to get his friends in on this. Let's pit them all against each other and watch the fireworks begin!
4. Better we homeschool him. A simple desk and book will do, it's not like we want to challenge his intellect! Let's make him feel smart, yeah, that will work good. 5 days a week of sitting at that desk reading and writing is much better than normal school!
5. We can't have any serious change to his psyche without some serious behavior modification training! Lets change our garage into a seminar room! We can hang posters all over the walls, and run around screaming for 3 days straight. If we deprive him of sleep it will be much easier to get him to break.
6. Of course I will have to install locks on all the doors, and remove his shoelaces to prevent him from running, that's just common sense!
Well, that should work. Granted, I would like to have total isolation from the outside world, so I should probably move to the forest so nobody bothers me and he doesn't think of running. Maybe I'll hire a couple of retarded locals, big fat ones, that can sit on him until he complies. Yeah... my teen will be so thankful in the future, I kept them from being deadinsaneorinjail! Hoorah for me, I'm a wonderful parent.
The reason parents send their kids away is because they can't legally do what the programs do to kids. They'd be put in jail, or possibly a psychiatric facility.
But sure, keep on defending the program...