> We're on a slippery slope here?.Enjoy!!!
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> Things to do before the inauguration
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> 1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.
> 2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
> 3. Cash your Social Security check.
> 4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
> 5. Spend quality time with your draft-age child.
> 6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.
> 7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
> 8. Hoard gasoline.
> 10. Borrow books from library before they're banned -
> Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry
> Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.
> 11. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do
it now.
> 12. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!
> 13. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.
> 14. Stay out late before the curfews start.
> 15. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".
> 16. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
> 17. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America".
> 18. If you're white, marry a black person; if you're black, marry a
white person.
> 19. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a
base-jumper.
> 20. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
> 21. Start your school day without a prayer.
> 22. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
> 23. Learn French.
> 24. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.
> 25. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.
> 26. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species
list.
> 27. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
> 28. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
> 29. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".
> 30. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a state.
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